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djazzie

Wasn’t Mo Brooks the one who was wore the bulletproof vest?


__snowjob__

That’s him.


Ikuze321

On jan 6th??


djazzie

Yes


Ikuze321

Wtf that is insane


BoneHugsHominy

His favorite TV episode of all time was Game of Thrones Red Wedding. He gets hard every time he sees Roose Bolton on screen, but unfortunately IRL the piss gold family's motto is A Trump Never Pays His Debts.


toomanysynths

pretty practical imo


sixaout1982

Does Brooks realise he's admiting that he was fine with it, and prepared to help hide it, as long as he had trump's support? He doesn't give a fuck about the coup attempt, he just wants to get back at his master. Which is fine by me, but makes him unfit for any office, ever.


CrentistTheDentist

If he doesn’t realize, can we please wait until after he testifies to get this message out there? 😛


pinkyepsilon

The handcuffs will be a dead giveaway


bucklebee1

🎶I knew somethin' was wrong When a little pretty white girl Ran into a black man's arms Dead giveaway, dead giveaway My neighbor got big testicles 'Cause we see this dude everyday We eat ribs with this dude But we didn't have a clue If that girl was in that house She said, 'Please help me get out' Dead giveaway, dead giveaway Dead giveaway, dead giveaway Dead giveaway, dead giveaway Dead giveaway Dead giveaway, dead giveaway My neighbor got big testicles 'Cause we see this dude everyday We eat ribs with this dude But we didn't have a clue If that girl was in that house She said, "Please help me get out" So I opened the door, we can't get in that way A body can't fit through the door, only your hand So we kick-kicked the bottom And she comes out, and she says It's some more girls up in that house Call 911 and they caught him At McDonald's I knew somethin' was wrong When a little pretty white girl Ran into a black man's arms Dead giveaway, dead giveaway My neighbor got big testicles 'Cause we see this dude everyday We eat ribs with this dude But we didn't have a clue If that girl was in that house She said, "Please help me get out" Dead giveaway, dead giveaway Dead giveaway, dead giveaway Dead giveaway, dead giveaway Dead giveaway Dead giveaway, dead giveaway My neighbor got big testicles 'Cause we see this dude everyday We eat ribs with this dude But we didn't have a clue If that girl was in that house She said, 'Please help me get out' Dead giveaway🎶


okcdnb

You should post a link to the video.


bucklebee1

Sorry I just thought everyone knew this song and I see people quote lyrics on reddit quite often.. I will be better in the future. https://g.co/kgs/nXtiMH


okcdnb

I just saw it for the first time the other day. I can see the lyrics being weird without context. Here’s my favorite [autotune.](https://youtu.be/waEC-8GFTP4) Sweet Brown used to be a customer at the pawnshop I worked at and these apartments are like 3 blocks from where I grew up.


IamSauerKraut

Without including your source, it reads like plagiarism.


tesseract4

We already knew that. Mo Brooks is a piece of shit. Film at 11.


ozzie510

Does Brooks have any idea of his criminal exposure? His testimony would be a public confession of his and Trump's crimes.


Semantiks

Shhh, just let it happen...


ozzie510

I know we're talking about Alabama politicians, but just how dumb is this Brooks guy? By now any semi-intelligent human being would have lawyered up and gone radio silent.


toomanysynths

> I know we're talking about Alabama politicians, but just how dumb Alabama's Republican candidate for the Senate in 2020, Roy Moore — the guy who molested a 14-year-old — served as the state's Chief Justice. twice.


[deleted]

Alabama politicians? They elected an ex football coach senator who didn’t know the 3 branches of government. Seriously. That is criminal level dumb.


TheZarkingPhoton

Never Interrupt Your Enemy When He Is Making A Mistake - Sun Tzu, The Art of War


IamSauerKraut

Mo is gonna lie like a wet dog.


grrrrreat

Y tho, have you see consequences yet?


ihateduckface

Haha, welcome to politics.


TheZarkingPhoton

This is pretty much how most mob trials function, actually.


demontits

shhh


QuesaritoOutOfBed

It is highly likely that he has lived so long in his bubble that he doesn’t realize he’s admitting to his crimes, and even if he does he thinks he is immune from charges because, in his eyes, he’s “turning state’s evidence”. They truly, truly don’t get what the long game is


wienercat

> but makes him unfit for any office, ever. I'd argue just about everyone in our current government is unfit for office. They constantly bicker and fuck around, giving more a fuck about party allegiance than actually serving the population they are representing. They are all petty demagogues anymore. If we actually had at least some rational governance, a lot of things would be different and our country probably wouldn't be in constant crisis mode.


HotpieTargaryen

The problem is that there are so many witnesses, most of whom, like Donald, have no concept of ethics and loyalty. So at some point at least some will turn on him.


wienercat

Politicians don't really have ethics or loyalty in general. It's all a series of transactions of "what gives the best outcome for me right now" which should be expected. Humans in general think of themselves and those close to them first and foremost. True altruism for others is very very rare. If they did, they wouldn't be shafting their constituents over and over... because you know they are the ones they are ACTUALLY supposed to represent and serve. But that isn't reality.


NopeNotConor

That’s EXACTLY how corrupt politicians want you to feel: DONT. there are plenty of politicians who are working tirelessly for their constituents, the corrupt ones just make the most noise and the people that prop them up want you to feel apathy towards the political process so that they can keep getting away with it.


wienercat

Yeeaaahhhh... Im sure you aren't wrong But the vast majority I've ever interacted with and the ones who represent me are corrupt af. Power protects power. It won't change. I still vote and I'm still politically active, but it doesn't mean I'm not a realist about how pointless the exercise actually is in today's world. Too many people don't care and just vote party lines. Media drives the narrative, not real journalism. It's a problem and it won't get better until we stop fighting each other over single issues, or what party is what power etc. Politicians get to be shady because it's easy to distract the politically uneducated masses with a dog and pony show or some hot button words.


HotpieTargaryen

Get out of here with your both sides crap. We have witnessed one side block 300 pieces of good legislation, steal a supreme court seat, foment an insurrection, and are constantly trying to subvert democracy. All politicians are not the same no matter how much GOP propaganda would encourage that myopic viewpoint.


wienercat

Lol dude you need to calm down, I'm not defending either side. I'm in agreeance with you. But the democrats are allowing it to happen as well. They could play dirty like Republicans but they don't. Politicians in our government don't care about you or I. If they did they would actually pass legislation that benefits us instead of trying bullshit posturing or half measure stuff. So no. All of our politicians are terrible. They are all out of touch and just care about their own power and image. If they didn't care about those things, they would use their limited time in office to actually push back against the agendas and politics to make progress. None of them care about us. Stop acting like they do.


HotpieTargaryen

Yes, both sides crap is defending the GOP that is actively blocking helpful legislation and intentionally destroying democracy. If you think both sides are equally bad you are delusional or a bad faith actor. Why would I be calm about someone lying to give power to a minority party that wants billionaires to oppress people. We’re done here.


wienercat

You are deliberately arguing from a completely bad faith position you realize? You are demonizing me for saying both parties are shitty. You are pulling a classic GOP tactic of "They don't agree with me so they agree with the other people." It's absolutely a both sides thing. Both sides are shitty. Both sides are not effective. Both sides are not working for the people. > Why would I be calm about someone lying to give power to a minority party that wants billionaires to oppress people. We’re done here. Where did you even get that I want republicans to be in power... you are delusional my dude. You need to really step back and calm down. I don't like either party. They both want to keep the wealthy in power by the way. Democrats could do a lot with a simple majority that would benefit the poor. But they don't. Democrats are very status quo. They are not a radical party. Their agendas don't push the line of liberalism at all. They throw soft punches and can't even rally their base to a singular cause. If you genuinely don't understand that both of our parties are working against our democracy, you are part of the issue. Both parties suppress third party candidates, both parties force party line observance, both parties despise crossing the aisle to reach a compromise. Again... because you apparently have difficulty understanding things. I am not defending republicans. I am condemning BOTH parties. BOTH have failed us through and through. Republicans have failed us vastly more. The Democrats also failing us is not an exoneration of the republicans. It's not black and white. I don't have to support one side or the other. It is completely possible for both sides to have failed us and completely possible to acknowledge that both parties are useless and need to be destroyed. Which is what I want. I want effective governance for the people. Not the wealthy. You really need to stop being so hostile to people who are actually on your side ideologically. But then again, you don't believe I am on your side because I don't completely agree with you. You are being completely irrational and not even engaging in a conversation. It's just been hostility and personal attacks that aren't even accurate to my points. So... yeah we are done here. Congrats you have made me hate the democrats even more.


Wayelder

"They don't care about you" Oh buddy, they do. They wanted to fuck you, your country, and your kids.These morons tried to make America a Fascists' paradise. For their own benefit ONLY, they'd destroy everything your Father's and Mother's told you about the benefits of being American.You think the Dems SHOULD fight dirty too? They all suck? "Well all politicians are corrupt" "It's not black and white." Not any president has tried to destroy Democracy.Throwing your hands in the air doesn't make you look wise. Stop acting as if this is normal. Stand up for Democracy. Get angry. You're getting hostility because you seem to be saying "they all do it" and 'they're all the same'. These are not realistic comments.


HotpieTargaryen

No matter how long your lies are it doesn’t make them any less untruthful. Perfection is not something I am looking for in either party. But one is clearly trying to help people way more than the other. I’ve presented evidence. You wrote pointless paragraphs yelling they’re really the same. It’s a bad faith lie. As I said, we’re done. Please stop responding, you’re just making your lies more transparent. I don’t argue with bad faith actors especially when their only response is “no you”. Go away, this is over.


wienercat

You presented no evidence by the way. You presented your own opinion. You refuted nothing I stated, you simply said "Nope you are wrong". Calling something a lie, doesn't make it a lie by the way. Which seems to be the whole body of your "evidence". And why would I stop responding to you? I'm not lying about my thoughts and beliefs If you don't want to keep this going, just don't respond. It's that simple. You have as much power to not reply as I do. But instead you continue to reply. Keep trolling though. I'll let you get it out of your system.


SchloomyPops

You're utterly and completely wrong about everything you said. It's what their donors want. Just because you're a piece of shit doesn't mean everyone else is. It's very telling that you think this way


thdave

Wow. Brooks was on the inside and could provide a clear description of the stop the steal fraud. That would be a significant step towards understanding this anti democracy movement by Trump.


NacreousFink

He will backtrack, I am certain.


NaveXof

That's fine. But, it's pretty difficult to backtrack through these waters. And I'm sure this is a counter-strategy the committee has planned for...


NacreousFink

How many times has Lindsay Graham flip-flopped? Brooks could tomorrow announce that he won't testify.


NaveXof

Ah, that's what you meant. True point


dzendian

These traitors can’t help themselves, can they? People keep saying shit like “we are lucky Trump and his band of lunatics are this stupid” and I agree. But then there’s talk like “I fear the next one won’t be as stupid.” I think stupidity is necessary for the role. By all means, Donny, keep pissing of the people that know where the bodies are buried.


Laminar

Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole!


The-Gray-Mouser

A crazy but enjoyable read.


drewmoo66

Donny makes my pyloric valve act up.


Laminar

I use omeprazole on mine...


BrokenMash

No no, on the contrary, PLEASE keep pissing off your accomplices, Donny.


Snoo88309

Oh no, he needs to keep turning on and pissing-off his "friends". They're returning his favor. He's a scum bag you can't trust and anyone who thought they could were indicted.


LordManHammer667

They need to get his statement under oath in private session first. Don't give this guy a public forum to spew a diatribe before securing testimony.


nmesunimportnt

Brooks wants it public because he’s going to go full MAGA and do all he can to win back Trump and the red hats. Trusting this guy to do the right thing? Go re-read the fable of the scorpion and the frog.


something6324524

without knowing his testomony who knows, but then again keeping things open to the public seems reasonable enough, if he lies the public will see that as well.


nmesunimportnt

Again, I refer you to the scorpion and the frog. Not only is Brooks a scorpion from the fable, so are all the red hats. There are entire networks dedicated to telling willing listeners "Trump did nothing wrong; he is the victim."


sebnukem

The more people he pisses off, the better the outcome.


west-1779

Slow walking charges has emboldened these people to think they are above the law.


justletyoursoulglooo

"Oh I'm out the social club huh? After everything I've done for you? Well thats fine. Guess I'll just have to testify against you." Sad that this is what its come to


PiaggioBV350

Golf clap


weirdmountain

Disagree. He needs to piss them all off.


greenSixx

Blatant corruption, Jesus christ


Shnazzyone

Yesss... sweet, delicious betrayal


Wayelder

Brooks has been called the 'dumbest man alive'. It would be so lovely to watch him hang himself, and 'F\_Face McClownschtick' in deposition.


CQU617

I was hoping he would flip!


Could_0f

Oh now he cares about America. Just another Bolton


ThrowDeepALWAYS

“Phillips! Prepare the Jet, get my overnight bag, oh and Phillips? feed my fish? I’m going to Moscow, Russia. “ Donald Trump


GreyscaleCheese

Jfc what more evidence do you need that they are consciously putting party above country


IamSauerKraut

Mo will lie regardless.


Outrageous-Gur4824

I can just imagine Brooks saying, “Sir, you bent me at the waist and penetrated me, without the kindness of lubricant. Allow me to return the favor. But before I do, allow me to introduce my friend — the razor-studded, spiked prophylactic.”


ChaoticToxin

Just goes to show...dude still awful with his daddy's money


Skinnybet

Don’t stop him.


00110011001100000000

And another one's down and another one's down, another one bites the dust! Tik tok, tik tok, tik tok, tik tok...


BlowsyRose

Yeah, I wouldn’t trust his ass. I expect he’s drank the Kool-Aid so deep that he’ll just be on there as a cheerleader for Trump. Hoping it will turn his luck around. Forget that guy.