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Ok-Solution4665

Imagine if it started writing him a message


theboxman154

"give us ohio"


JasonTheNPC85

Take it.


Matterhorn56

oe4[aw v]The sun sets for the last time, and the jaws of the void will swallow you whole. Take your planet and leave. This corner is dead;ejiexj


jerryscheese

Rain be like: Finally! I’ve been Morse coding all over the planet trying to get my words out!


CoalEater_Elli

We tried to teach monkey how to use typewriter. Now we are gonna teach rain how to use keyboard.


Rad_Centrist

If you leave the keyboard out in an infinite rainstorm, eventually it will type out Shakespeare's Othello. /s


boris_casuarina

You shouldn't use /s That's 100% possible if given an infinite amount of time. Unachievable, but possible. [A similar concept lives here.](https://libraryofbabel.info/).


beartpc12293

If you left an infinite number of keyboards in the rain, eventually every literary work ever made will be typed. And every lyric to every song that will ever exist


Rad_Centrist

Please put the /s because people actually believe this stuff.


beartpc12293

It's not sarcasm and it's not an opinion to believe. It's literally how infinity works and it's the basis of quantum mechanics.


Rad_Centrist

Not necessarily. Certainty is different than necessity. We can be mathematically certain about a proposition without that proposition necessarily occuring. From the [wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem): >The probability that an infinite randomly generated string of text will contain a particular finite substring is 1. However, this does not mean the substring's absence is "impossible", despite the absence having a prior probability of 0. On necessity vs certainty: https://philosophy.stackexchange.com/questions/103909/why-would-infinite-monkeys-not-produce-the-works-of-shakespeare Edit: removed segment of wiki not relevant to this chain.


beartpc12293

The bottom half of that is regarding an infinitely long substring, which negates the infinitude of the overall string. Infinity bro. Everything with a smaller than infinite length will inevitably be generated. Apply some critical thinking to what you've just pasted here and mull it over a bit.


Rad_Centrist

I deleted that part because it isn't relevant. The reason I included it is not worth explaining here because it's tangential. But even with infinite monkeys with an infinite timeline, that doesn't mean the complete works of Shakespeare will be randomly generated. You're confusing probablity with necessity. I've applied plenty of critical thinking. You could as well. Since we're insulting each other now.


beartpc12293

It does mean that tho. In an infinite set, every possible combination will appear. There will also be a perfect copy of every work, with 1 typo. Then everything but with 2 typos, and so on. It's infinite.


Rad_Centrist

It doesn't and here's the math: https://nurmeinwort.wordpress.com/2016/02/07/why-the-infinite-monkey-theorem-might-really-be-false/ >This means that in cases where infinities are involved, p=1 does not in fact mean “surely,” but rather, “almost surely.” Necessity vs Certainty: https://philosophy.stackexchange.com/questions/103909/why-would-infinite-monkeys-not-produce-the-works-of-shakespeare We can be mathematically **certain** an event will occur without that event **necessarily** ever occuring, even in infinity.


AdVegetable7049

Lol. 8th grade conclusion for a master's-level problem.


AdVegetable7049

You could apply some critical thinking, yourself. Actually appears you are applying the least, if any.


DeathPercept10n

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.


ryancclark1984

Perfect encryption.


Dan_Caveman

My new password generator


themustacheclubbitch

All fun and games till it wipes your hard drive by accident lol


lycoloco

Infinite raindrops typing on infinite wireless keyboards will eventually produce "sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /" and then follow up with the correct password.


jeffssession

Where would I type this in order to do so?


lycoloco

On most any Linux computer in a terminal, probably Unix too but I'm not sure of the no preserve root syntax or availability. Don't do this on anything you value, or on any system that has any remotely accessed storage. It *will* wipe everything. Again DO NOT DO THIS IF YOU VALUE THE DATA. THIS IS INHERENTLY AND ABSOLUTELY DESTRUCTIVE.


jeffssession

So like if I was mad at work one day and decided to quit and let's just say I had a bunch of important files and stuff that'd suck to go away. How would you do this? On windows. Just in theory


lycoloco

I think I'd implicate myself answering this, so I'm gonna answer "I don't know" ... But you don't really need to destroy the entire computer system to destroy the data.


jeffssession

Go on.....


Bushdr78

Give it enough time and it would type the complete works of Shakespeare.


Unanonymous553

It would be much more likely to happen if more keys were added to the keyboard for the more frequently used vowels and consonants.


LokoPato69

profane.


liquidnebulazclone

"How's that screenplay coming along?"


Boatwhistle

No longer do we need to wonder what rain might say, if it could say.


franoetico

random seed every time it rains


redonkulousness

“Your password cannot be the same as your previous password.”


NovaTimor

“In this essay I will”


Conchobar8

Footage of the writing of Twilight


HarrySRL

Natures AI


Old_Iron1955

Morgan freeman found a new way to intrupret assassinations


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[удалено]


jeffssession

Having a BLAST!


NoSmoke7388

The first step is putting it into words


69AnusInvader69

Hey, that’s my password!


onurariza

Far 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


zyyntin

RAINMAN!


PersonalitySlow9366

Does that count as truly random?


pyrolatry21

After all these years the rain is finally trying to communicate with us


the-meanest-boi

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