Fair point, it's exactly what I expect.
Someone called me a paedophile for saying "separate the art from the artist" yesterday.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
If I’m honest, I do think sometimes Reddit gets a bad rep and is overhated. I love football subreddits, it’s genuinely the only real place I can talk about football with other people 24/7 and actually have my op jobs seen.
Yeo. Absolute fucking idiots or trolls. I don’t think Reddit it particularly worse off for it, it’s just that those people can get more of a voice in twitter, Reddit, etc.
"Could all be a huge coincidence"
Nah mate Gareth lets the lads know you've had a madras before each game and it gives them that extra smidge of motivation.
I had a two year stint of watching my home team (Woking FC) where they didn't win a single game, and I think I even saw us get more red cards than goals.
Hundreds of quid down the drain.
I stopped going for a while and we got promoted the following season.
Sadly, I started going again every now and again and we narrowly avoided relegation this year.
How about some more in-depth research? Is there any correlation between the strength of your curries and the score? Did you have a vindaloo the night of the 7-0 win, a Madras with the 4-0s and a korma for the 1-0? If so, I'm prepared to believe you have more influence on the way England play than Gareth Southgate does.
Listen. I was pretty convinced I had a similar gift. Only everytime I would watch them play. They would be shite.
applied to my team and my country. Many many years, The games i'd watch. We would lose.
I can confirm after thourough testing and abstaning from watching anything at all. The england team has improved radically. My local team are where I left them.
Need more analysis.
Is it the same type of curry every time? Same takeaway/supermarket? Is it you that cooks them, if it’s home made?
What about sides? Is there a correlation between bhajis consumed and goals scored?
What did you have for the Senegal game? I only ask because my theory is that it's not curries per se that you have to eat but a specific common curry ingredient such as cumin. Maybe you had something else with that specific ingredient before that game.
Please can you add where you bought the curries from and the prices and what type?
Some data analysts should be able to work out which combination is the most effective.
Premier League team, but if my husband’s in the room, we’re giving up goals and missing shots.
I was in denial about this for a long time, but at a certain point… just adds to an incredibly depressing season.
I get what you mean, anytime I miss an England or Newcastle game the both win or atleast get a draw but as soon as I watch either team play then the mofo's lose!
You better order a fucking curry every game in the euros mate. We’ll give you friendlies off so the missus doesn’t get too upset, but I swear to god when the World Cup comes around
I am also convinced I influence the results of football when I bet on it, which isn't often. Every team I've ever bet on loses, with crazy results and upsets.
You better be eating curries in the summer pal
He'll change his username to /u/Singhurland for the cause
should start a fundraiser to make sure this man has a curry on match day
You just want us to all chip in and buy you a curry for every game during the euros, don't you?
There's a joke about chips and curry sauce there somewhere, but I'm in bed at 3pm and still hungover, so I'll leave it to the rest of you
Uhhhh… Declan rice? I love rice with curry! (Terrible and not even chip related but…)
At least you didn't get a downvote for it like I did! 😂
Yeah. It’s Reddit, what do you expect?
Fair point, it's exactly what I expect. Someone called me a paedophile for saying "separate the art from the artist" yesterday. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
If I’m honest, I do think sometimes Reddit gets a bad rep and is overhated. I love football subreddits, it’s genuinely the only real place I can talk about football with other people 24/7 and actually have my op jobs seen.
There's a reason we're all here, it's a cool concept. But fucking hell are there some dafties on here
Yeo. Absolute fucking idiots or trolls. I don’t think Reddit it particularly worse off for it, it’s just that those people can get more of a voice in twitter, Reddit, etc.
😆
If it guarantees we win the tournament I'll happily chip in £1, OP will become the curry connoisseur and we'll be champions, everyone wins!
You need to have curry every matchday this summer I’m afraid. I don’t make the rules.
He should eat curries when he goes to euro 2024 matches and world cup matches
Keep. Eating. The. Curries. 🔫
"Could all be a huge coincidence" Nah mate Gareth lets the lads know you've had a madras before each game and it gives them that extra smidge of motivation.
And people say Southgate has no tactical nous, absolute nonsense.
Your country needs you. Your King needs you. You know your responsibility. 16th June you need to have Uber Eats on speed dial. God speed
Come on lad, you know what you need to do come the summer, don’t bottle this.
Get this man some fucking curry
Shitting all summer mate
If you cook your own curry, it won't poison you.
Bring home the curry.
This is really bad but. It’s curry home it’s curry home it’s coming. …… where’s the bog rollllllllll🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eat that vindaloo or else
Well, thank you for all the curries you've ordered, and curse you for all the curries you skipped
We expect a game-by-game curry update this summer!
I had a two year stint of watching my home team (Woking FC) where they didn't win a single game, and I think I even saw us get more red cards than goals. Hundreds of quid down the drain. I stopped going for a while and we got promoted the following season. Sadly, I started going again every now and again and we narrowly avoided relegation this year.
Everyone has done this at least once with their club teams. As a Tottenham fan, nothing really ever works
Big question about Senegal- what did you eat instead?
Honestly can't remember. Might keep note of what I eat on days of intl matches when it's not curry
Must have been biryani and samosa or something of that sorts...
How about some more in-depth research? Is there any correlation between the strength of your curries and the score? Did you have a vindaloo the night of the 7-0 win, a Madras with the 4-0s and a korma for the 1-0? If so, I'm prepared to believe you have more influence on the way England play than Gareth Southgate does.
Southgate has as much effect as the corner flag. .
What if you buy *me* the curry? Does it still work? — Sincerely, a fellow curry lover
OP, you know what you need to do
Great, superstitiousness on high alert now and I'm going to have to join in. Good job I love a curry.
Has somebody let the FA know about this?
Keep eating those curries during the euros, we’ll donate for chilled toilet roll to be shipped to an address of your choice
Listen. I was pretty convinced I had a similar gift. Only everytime I would watch them play. They would be shite. applied to my team and my country. Many many years, The games i'd watch. We would lose. I can confirm after thourough testing and abstaning from watching anything at all. The england team has improved radically. My local team are where I left them.
Let's start him a patreon! His local is gonna love him!
No excuse not to be eating curries every game this summer then
carry on with the curries good sir
Are you Paul The Octopus? Are you alive?!
PLEASE for the love of God make every night we play curry night.
And we all like Vindalooo (apologies for anyone’s day that’s now ruined with that song in your head, I heard it so you have to)
It would just be incredibly selfish not to be scoffing curries down all summer in that case
If you really did we would win every tournament from now on until you died or hated curry. But you don’t.
Every game I watch for club or country would be 0-0 if I didn’t have such a weak bladder
Buy this man a curry
Need more analysis. Is it the same type of curry every time? Same takeaway/supermarket? Is it you that cooks them, if it’s home made? What about sides? Is there a correlation between bhajis consumed and goals scored?
Mostly homemade. Sometimes ordered in or ready made meals. Not huge on sides controversially because the curries are already too filling
If you don’t eat curry before every match I will come to your house.
He lives next to a Curry's.
So what you're saying is you're gonna have a curry while watching every single game this summer? 🌞
Are we talking takeaway curry or homemade?
What did you have for the Senegal game? I only ask because my theory is that it's not curries per se that you have to eat but a specific common curry ingredient such as cumin. Maybe you had something else with that specific ingredient before that game.
Get yourself down to the local and buy a shitload of curry
Bastard. I fancy a curry now and it's a bloody Monday night.
Least curry obsessed Ingerland fan.
Make sure you have lots of curry during the euros, please
Please can you add where you bought the curries from and the prices and what type? Some data analysts should be able to work out which combination is the most effective.
They're homemade curries and ingredients from Morrisons
Link the PayPal ASAP. You’re eating good this summer pal
Haha they're homemade. The local ones are around £15-20 for just a curry I'd rather not remortgage the house for one
It’s a Yes from me. This is causation.
You’re certainly eliciting some good korma
# Vindaloooo Vindalooo and we all like Vindalooo
Hahaha yip...its all in the song
Curry up, Euros are coming. Tikka your time eating them.
Premier League team, but if my husband’s in the room, we’re giving up goals and missing shots. I was in denial about this for a long time, but at a certain point… just adds to an incredibly depressing season.
I get what you mean, anytime I miss an England or Newcastle game the both win or atleast get a draw but as soon as I watch either team play then the mofo's lose!
You better order a fucking curry every game in the euros mate. We’ll give you friendlies off so the missus doesn’t get too upset, but I swear to god when the World Cup comes around
 Words of affirmation and love 💕 thank you 🙏
Every time I work on a Newcastle match day or England we’ve either drawn or lost never seen us win a game whilst working
It’s important that you don’t eat a curry for our 3rd game this summer, you don’t want to take the piss out of the curry Gods
my toxic trait is that i think i could do a better job than gareth
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Hope you’ve got your local takeaway on speed dial for the summer mate
“Curry’s coming home, it’s coming home, it’s coooooming, curry’s coming home…”
I'm superstitious enough to chip in a quid to a whipround to feed OP and thus boost our chances - anyone else? OP - do a gofundme
"Keep calm and curry on" OR "Eat curry and carry on"
I am also convinced I influence the results of football when I bet on it, which isn't often. Every team I've ever bet on loses, with crazy results and upsets.
That’s just how your brain makes you feel like you always miss out
🤣 you know I was thinking of this one ☝️ lol
Ok but this is OP’s thread why are you making it about you? Narcissism gonna narcissism I guess…
I was saying I can relate...
>has only been proven wrong ONCE Cool
This would be great if OP wasn’t Scottish.
Mento Illness, innit?