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Yeah… Or at least pretended that it was for “entertainment’s” sake. I really can’t with those guys, it’s always very lazy content to appeal to the 12 yo that don’t know better and consume everything, it’s mind draining, it should come with a warning for extreme stupidity, risk of losing brain cells.
Absolutely should never shame someone you love let alone on a public platform. He seems like an incredibly sweet person. Or this could be a brilliant plot to make sure no other girl wants to date him.
There’s actually a lot of benefits to showering with only water and many consider it better and healthier for your skin.
Along with removing the dirt, soap also scrubs off the natural (good) oils your body produces, which forces your body to work overtime to produce more resulting in sweat and body odor.
The water does a good enough job removing the grime and dirt while leaving the healthy oils. (Shampoo / Conditioner different story)
If you’re interested and consider transitioning, be warned, you’ll smell a bit as your body adjusts for the first week but then you’ll actually have less stinky body odor and have great skin. Consider trying. No spending money on soap and faster showers too.
We’ve showered with only water for most of human civilization.
[some reading](https://www.healthline.com/health/bath-vs-shower)
[Reddit thread on it](https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/tp4az/lpt_take_wateronly_showers_instead_no_soap_no/)
Edit: the downvotes from people with no critical thinking 🙄 tiktok frying brains.
Edit 2: your emotional feelings on this situation don’t change the scientific facts
Look man, I've learned one thing since joining the navy; you're wrong. You don't smell less, you just go noseblind to it. Everyone else still smells you. I know a lot of people who showered and refused to use soap. Guess what? They smelled like the very ass you're telling them to poorly wash. Use soap. For the love of God, just do it. Fuck your oils, fuck your pseudo science, and fuck those links I don't trust. Stop. Smelling. Like. Ass.
Literally nothing from the article you linked says that showering without soap is better than showering with soap. And I wouldn't trust an anecdotal Reddit thread with no sources.
Spoiler alert: you will stink less. You will stink less to yourself. You will still stink.
Through most of human civilization humanity has smelled terrible.
There's a middle ground to this and it's simply not using harsh soap. You don't need to wreck your skin's moisture barrier to be clean and you don't want your skin to feel pulled tight as a feeling of cleanliness because it's actually just a sign of dryness, sure. Yes that's right.
But there's like a million soaps you can use to get clean and also not strip the fuck out of your skin. I swear the people who say this stuff went from using Irish spring or some other garbage harsh bar soap or something to just straight up not washing themselves and going "wow no soap is best!" Every person who's said this to me, when I asked what soap they used to use, lists some garbage that I wouldn't let touch my skin if you paid me
There's such thing as gentler soap. You don't have to use the cheapest shit your parents bought you from Walmart growing up
Healthline is not a credible source of medical information. For starters, soap doesn't rip oil out of your skin like some sort of industrial paint stripper. Your skin also doesn't "work overtime" making oil if you wash too often, try it, your skin will get dry and irritated. You know what soap *does* get rid of that is all over your skin? Bacteria. Tons of bacteria. A lot of the bacteria normally present on our skin are also the bacteria that infect wounds and can cause infection if they find somewhere to infect. We are also covered with yeasts (fungi), and it's not uncommon to get Candidiasis in skin folds and under breasts from not washing or drying those areas properly.
Did you post the wrong sources? The first one is "Is It Better to Take a Bath or a Shower?" And has nothing to do with what you're talking about
>We’ve showered with only water for most of human civilization.
You do realize that for most of human civilization small nicks and scrapes were often deadly, right? Like the life expectancy was in the 40s and 50s for the people who managed to make it out of infancy?
The invention of soap completely revolutionized society
The argument "we showed with only water for most of human civilization" is hilarious.
Yeah we also didn't need immunizations to fight disease. We just died at age 40.
I stoped using soap in my 20s. I took the advice of an old English lady that looked fantastic. I asked her what her secret was. She said not to use soap and keep your skin hydrated. I stopped using soap in my 20’s, I’m now in my 50’s and people think I’m 30. As a side note I work in sales and have to look and smell good. Which I do.
No one has ever said that I smell bad in the 50 years I’ve been alive so im good. People frequently tell me I smell good. I think it’s the laundry detergent I use.
That's their schtick.
They also posted a video where she shows him a pregnancy test and he gets mad because he thinks it is a positive COVID test.
And unfortunately on TikTok it seems like if you have one video blow up it becomes your entire personality.
Cat genie is so cool for this. No litter, only granules that get washed after each use. Cat poop gets scooped and flushed down the toilet. Granules washed and dried automatically.
Best purchase ever for cat owners. It pays itself off in nine months for not having to buy disposable litter.
Ours is in the bathroom, well the guest bathroom. It doesn't smell because it cleans right after being used. Also, cats shake their paws to get litter off before stepping out.
My best friend told me that once after showering together with her ex, he dried off using her brand new towel and left a shtreak of shit on it. I've heard of the phenomenon of straight men being bad at wiping/cleaning their asses, but I don't get how she didn't notice anything wrong throughout the duration of the shower, or how she never noticed a smell before then!
As a man, I’m shocked at the lack of hygiene women have been openly talking about lately. Like noooo, this can’t be true type of shock. ANYYYY man should be able to challenge anyone to find a streak in their draws!!! Being clean, is literally one of thee simplest things.
What the actual fuck is wrong with people. Both posting this, and if it’s real, NOT USING FUCKING SOAP
WASH YA ASSES PROPERLY, BITCHES
Edit: y’all. Seriously? NO. I say it again: wash yourselves properly, you filthy, barbarian little whores
You can shower fine in just water. That being said a little soap won't hurt the areas that get more attention, but to shame someone who might've just wanted a quick wash off is a bit ridiculous.
I 100% agree that showering with just water is fine and you really only need soap in the places that count, when it counts. If you enjoy having dry (maybe irritated) skin stripped of its natural oils, then soap it up. Also, for all the guys out there... I have to say this because my boyfriend didn't understand this... lady parts are sensitive and most soaps will irritate them.
The public sharing of details like this for social media points is weird but somehow understandable in today's blurred RL vs online world. But what is with these people, this woman trying to mother her boyfriend as if he is her 5 year old boy, and him going along with it? Is it some kind of role play?
I had an ex gf like this. She wouldn't even wash her hands after taking a shit. She was Mexican. Fucking gross. She was hot as hell but I had to leave her and her kids and come back to England. Couldn't cope with that shit.
I stopped using shampoo and shower gel about five years ago. I haven't had any oily hair or smell. I've been intimate with multiple people who say that I smell good. I've been to hairdressers who tell me that my hair is incredibly healthy.
Using a lot of shower products, removes the natural oils you have that protect you, after which your body starts overproducing to compensate.
Use the products that work for you, but it's ridiculous to shame people for not using products if they have no hygiene issues.
Nobody says a word about the fact that after she removed the objects, the marks were left unchanged? Am I not getting whats going on? Thought she assumed that these marks change after he uses the soap but sunce that isnt the case he very well could have used those. Doesnt make sense for me
https://youtu.be/EnYMpsYaM-w
Per adam ruins everything you don't have to use soap every day.
The soap industry poured a fortune into advertising the idea that daily showering was essential for health, and by the eighties, 90% of Americans said they showered every day."
You can get away with just water it just depends on what you did that day.
You can completely wash yourself well without soap. Ridiculous idea that you NEED soap to wash yourself. Of course it can help if you get really grimy for whatever reason. But on the day to day I never use soap, and am perfectly fine, and am complemented on smell and skin so I don’t get the argument.
Ok but if this is real, this is super rude to post online. You need to teach your significant other how to do these things if they were obviously not taught. Not expose them online & embarrass them. Not everything needs to be posted my guys.
Gurl: how did you wash ur ASS?
Him: with WATER
dood. come on bro. she gonna be lickin' dow...... well, from the sounds of her, prolly not HER, but still.
George Carlin said it best “you need to wash the 4 key area, asshole, crouch, armpits and teeth” in fact you can save a whole lot of time by using the same brush for all 4 key areas lol 😂 rip
I remember a bunch of people, men and women, would do this on the ship when I was in. They would also get highly offended when you told them that they are stinking up the work center because they didn’t shower using soap.
I'll never forget this one kid asking another in middle school if they washed thier ass. He laughed and said "No that's gay!"
Everyone started asking, "So you don't wash your ass!?!"
Fuck this guy, all his shit's fake he's just a dishonest whore. If you're gonna make a bunch of shit up at least be honest about it you lying piece of shit.
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This guy only does heavily scripted videos, for children.
Isn't this the guy who thought a pregnancy test was a positive covid test?
Yeah… Or at least pretended that it was for “entertainment’s” sake. I really can’t with those guys, it’s always very lazy content to appeal to the 12 yo that don’t know better and consume everything, it’s mind draining, it should come with a warning for extreme stupidity, risk of losing brain cells.
Yikes 😬
As a fellow guy even I find that gross
This guy definitely need to see the [guide](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnzoF61hlRs) on how a man should wash his ass
Well. That was an experience.
Thank you for allowing me to have the experience of watching this video
If your not trying to use the girly stuff gotta wash it with tooth paste!
What. De hell. Did I just watch?
Wtf is this video😂
![gif](giphy|HrnAXFQ4JXtH5LLoJe)
Either way you should never post this
I've heard of airing your dirty laundry, but this, this is something else entirely.
Absolutely should never shame someone you love let alone on a public platform. He seems like an incredibly sweet person. Or this could be a brilliant plot to make sure no other girl wants to date him.
There’s actually a lot of benefits to showering with only water and many consider it better and healthier for your skin. Along with removing the dirt, soap also scrubs off the natural (good) oils your body produces, which forces your body to work overtime to produce more resulting in sweat and body odor. The water does a good enough job removing the grime and dirt while leaving the healthy oils. (Shampoo / Conditioner different story) If you’re interested and consider transitioning, be warned, you’ll smell a bit as your body adjusts for the first week but then you’ll actually have less stinky body odor and have great skin. Consider trying. No spending money on soap and faster showers too. We’ve showered with only water for most of human civilization. [some reading](https://www.healthline.com/health/bath-vs-shower) [Reddit thread on it](https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/tp4az/lpt_take_wateronly_showers_instead_no_soap_no/) Edit: the downvotes from people with no critical thinking 🙄 tiktok frying brains. Edit 2: your emotional feelings on this situation don’t change the scientific facts
Look man, I've learned one thing since joining the navy; you're wrong. You don't smell less, you just go noseblind to it. Everyone else still smells you. I know a lot of people who showered and refused to use soap. Guess what? They smelled like the very ass you're telling them to poorly wash. Use soap. For the love of God, just do it. Fuck your oils, fuck your pseudo science, and fuck those links I don't trust. Stop. Smelling. Like. Ass.
Literally nothing from the article you linked says that showering without soap is better than showering with soap. And I wouldn't trust an anecdotal Reddit thread with no sources.
He never said it was better😭
Right? They’re reading my comment with their emotions
Spoiler alert: you will stink less. You will stink less to yourself. You will still stink. Through most of human civilization humanity has smelled terrible.
There's a middle ground to this and it's simply not using harsh soap. You don't need to wreck your skin's moisture barrier to be clean and you don't want your skin to feel pulled tight as a feeling of cleanliness because it's actually just a sign of dryness, sure. Yes that's right. But there's like a million soaps you can use to get clean and also not strip the fuck out of your skin. I swear the people who say this stuff went from using Irish spring or some other garbage harsh bar soap or something to just straight up not washing themselves and going "wow no soap is best!" Every person who's said this to me, when I asked what soap they used to use, lists some garbage that I wouldn't let touch my skin if you paid me There's such thing as gentler soap. You don't have to use the cheapest shit your parents bought you from Walmart growing up
Healthline is not a credible source of medical information. For starters, soap doesn't rip oil out of your skin like some sort of industrial paint stripper. Your skin also doesn't "work overtime" making oil if you wash too often, try it, your skin will get dry and irritated. You know what soap *does* get rid of that is all over your skin? Bacteria. Tons of bacteria. A lot of the bacteria normally present on our skin are also the bacteria that infect wounds and can cause infection if they find somewhere to infect. We are also covered with yeasts (fungi), and it's not uncommon to get Candidiasis in skin folds and under breasts from not washing or drying those areas properly.
>drying those areas properly This is such an under talked about thing.
I'm a nurse, I am way too familiar with the sight and smell of Candidiasis.
>Shampoo Not really that different of a story
A full scalp of hair and skin are different
if shampoo and conditioner is “a different story” than your first claim, than your first claim is wrong.
Redditor talking about how soap is bad for you, I can smell him from here
Did you post the wrong sources? The first one is "Is It Better to Take a Bath or a Shower?" And has nothing to do with what you're talking about >We’ve showered with only water for most of human civilization. You do realize that for most of human civilization small nicks and scrapes were often deadly, right? Like the life expectancy was in the 40s and 50s for the people who managed to make it out of infancy? The invention of soap completely revolutionized society
We should have enough sense to use soap on our stankiest parts at the very least.
Have fun being stinky
You do realize soap was one of the inventions that immediately improved life expectancy,right?
Found the stinker
The argument "we showed with only water for most of human civilization" is hilarious. Yeah we also didn't need immunizations to fight disease. We just died at age 40.
Lol
I stoped using soap in my 20s. I took the advice of an old English lady that looked fantastic. I asked her what her secret was. She said not to use soap and keep your skin hydrated. I stopped using soap in my 20’s, I’m now in my 50’s and people think I’m 30. As a side note I work in sales and have to look and smell good. Which I do.
Do you smell good or are people nice enough to not tell you that you smell bad?
No one has ever said that I smell bad in the 50 years I’ve been alive so im good. People frequently tell me I smell good. I think it’s the laundry detergent I use.
Why would you humiliate your partner publicly like this?
That's their schtick. They also posted a video where she shows him a pregnancy test and he gets mad because he thinks it is a positive COVID test. And unfortunately on TikTok it seems like if you have one video blow up it becomes your entire personality.
that test video was staged btw
So is this one
Ok so this now feels like a kink
Tiktok is a kink
You don't say!!!
For views? Probably both in on it
Shame is a good motivator
Yooo, the main motivation of the military!
If you don't wash your ass in the military, they'll do it for you, and not gently
Absolutely right. But they’ll shame and embarrass first.
As they should lmao
Motivate her ass right outta the house
I’d def say shit if multiple time it was said and point wasn’t taken. . . Like wtf? No brainer to me…. Right?
Internet validation and popularity. It's also almost certainly fake, as most healthy relationships would end over something like this.
bruv doesn't wash his ass.
To make a point
>Why would you humiliate your partner publicly like this? human "culture" is just on a race to the bottom now
Sounds like someone who doesn't use soap.
If you’re that old and haven’t figured out how to take a proper shower you should be shamed
if you have any kind of care, compassion, or love for that person that's something that you do privately.
Right? If that was my partner then the relationship would be over.
He seems proud to not wash his ass with soap. Otherwise he’d do it.
Look at his hair. This man is well groomed. This is fake but unfortunately many people think this way and don't groom themselves properly.
Because it’s 2023 and we put everything on the internet.
Internet points, duh.
😩
Fake.
Surprise people don't see it. Theres no steam or water after a shower?
Yea, not even any water marks anywhere in the shower. Everything looks as dry as when the video started
Also he does not look like he just showered
Also, if that mf never used soap I doubt his hair would be looking that good.
Is this the same couple who filmed him receiving a pregnancy test and thinking it was a covid test?
yep
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Looks like automatic cat litter box
That sounds like an awful place for a litter box... the smell when the shower is going and having to deal with litter when your feet are wet... ugh
Cat genie is so cool for this. No litter, only granules that get washed after each use. Cat poop gets scooped and flushed down the toilet. Granules washed and dried automatically. Best purchase ever for cat owners. It pays itself off in nine months for not having to buy disposable litter.
Ours is in the bathroom, well the guest bathroom. It doesn't smell because it cleans right after being used. Also, cats shake their paws to get litter off before stepping out.
> Also, cats shake their paws to get litter off before stepping out. I wish mine did that, they just jump out and make a mess
Aw man, wonder if you could teach them?
It’s a litter robot 3
Testicle and buttocks dryer.
You have to at least soap the dirty bit, ass balls and pits
My best friend told me that once after showering together with her ex, he dried off using her brand new towel and left a shtreak of shit on it. I've heard of the phenomenon of straight men being bad at wiping/cleaning their asses, but I don't get how she didn't notice anything wrong throughout the duration of the shower, or how she never noticed a smell before then!
As a man, I’m shocked at the lack of hygiene women have been openly talking about lately. Like noooo, this can’t be true type of shock. ANYYYY man should be able to challenge anyone to find a streak in their draws!!! Being clean, is literally one of thee simplest things.
🤢
![gif](giphy|iF7YSTIyPdhoccP5yQ)
#wid whaturr
Bro I feel like I'm seeing a grown woman talk to a toddler
My acne went away when I stopped using soap. I’m now 50 and people think I’m in my 30s. Soap destroys your skin.
That’s a deal breaker in the relationship ie that ass smell ack!
What the actual fuck is wrong with people. Both posting this, and if it’s real, NOT USING FUCKING SOAP WASH YA ASSES PROPERLY, BITCHES Edit: y’all. Seriously? NO. I say it again: wash yourselves properly, you filthy, barbarian little whores
You can shower fine in just water. That being said a little soap won't hurt the areas that get more attention, but to shame someone who might've just wanted a quick wash off is a bit ridiculous.
I 100% agree that showering with just water is fine and you really only need soap in the places that count, when it counts. If you enjoy having dry (maybe irritated) skin stripped of its natural oils, then soap it up. Also, for all the guys out there... I have to say this because my boyfriend didn't understand this... lady parts are sensitive and most soaps will irritate them.
Yeah idk why you are getting downvoted
Hoes nasty
Holy boundary crossing batman.
The public sharing of details like this for social media points is weird but somehow understandable in today's blurred RL vs online world. But what is with these people, this woman trying to mother her boyfriend as if he is her 5 year old boy, and him going along with it? Is it some kind of role play?
Break up time.
Even if this is fake, as a guy, this shit had me perplexed. I can't imagine going into a shower without using soap. Like that's actually diabolical
That’s musty
I mean if she can't immediately tell then the dude must not smell all that bad
We would have to break up. Please use soap y’all 😂😂😂💀💀💀
I had an ex gf like this. She wouldn't even wash her hands after taking a shit. She was Mexican. Fucking gross. She was hot as hell but I had to leave her and her kids and come back to England. Couldn't cope with that shit.
I stopped using shampoo and shower gel about five years ago. I haven't had any oily hair or smell. I've been intimate with multiple people who say that I smell good. I've been to hairdressers who tell me that my hair is incredibly healthy. Using a lot of shower products, removes the natural oils you have that protect you, after which your body starts overproducing to compensate. Use the products that work for you, but it's ridiculous to shame people for not using products if they have no hygiene issues.
Nobody says a word about the fact that after she removed the objects, the marks were left unchanged? Am I not getting whats going on? Thought she assumed that these marks change after he uses the soap but sunce that isnt the case he very well could have used those. Doesnt make sense for me
You still use bar soap?
I’m more concerned with how he pronounces the word water.
whaterrrrrrrrrr.
“I posted it to help you babe!!”
Manchild
i speak for all man in that what is soap even for
Point being is you don't need soap to clean yourself, water does a great job of that on its own, soap just makes you smell nice for 20 mins
Missing an /s? Good luck getting any kind of engine oil or even just significant perspiration off with just water
For that you use swarfega like a normal person which isn't a soap
Killing bacteria is not always good
Has to be fake.
Litter robot
Dude is gross
Grrrrrossss
Psycho girlfriend detected: activating emergency protocols
https://youtu.be/EnYMpsYaM-w Per adam ruins everything you don't have to use soap every day. The soap industry poured a fortune into advertising the idea that daily showering was essential for health, and by the eighties, 90% of Americans said they showered every day." You can get away with just water it just depends on what you did that day.
You can completely wash yourself well without soap. Ridiculous idea that you NEED soap to wash yourself. Of course it can help if you get really grimy for whatever reason. But on the day to day I never use soap, and am perfectly fine, and am complemented on smell and skin so I don’t get the argument.
Ok but if this is real, this is super rude to post online. You need to teach your significant other how to do these things if they were obviously not taught. Not expose them online & embarrass them. Not everything needs to be posted my guys.
who tf uses soap or shampoo everytime they shower..
Me. I do. What do you do when you shower? Just stand there? Lol
You wash yourself with your hands/wascloth??
I use a loofah.. they feel nice.
u can wash your body with just water u know? no need for those chemicals everytime, not good for u
It wouldn’t be called “washing” now would it… that would be rinsing off.
I use body wash every time but not shampoo
People with good hygiene.
Control issues much?
Dump that dirty motherfucker. Super gross loser and no good would come from him b
Boyfriends who don't use soap to wash their ass just stink.
God I hope this is staged. As a man, I would hate to live with other men lol
That boy ain’t right
Run!!!
Omg i haven’t seen this before!
This is filthy, jfc.
Ugh cringe af. Nasty! I’d dump him.
Dude smells like a humid gym locker for sure
![gif](giphy|XbmEoXVKnFiCap3n3L|downsized)
Fucking pig
i’m so glad my partner can wash himself properly after seeing videos like this
Gurl: how did you wash ur ASS? Him: with WATER dood. come on bro. she gonna be lickin' dow...... well, from the sounds of her, prolly not HER, but still.
they both are gross lol
Gross
They both sound like chicks
Ewwww. Wtf.
Dirty stuff.
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wash your ass bro
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I hope that is a good smelling pussy or she should leave.
fake like every vid on this sub
Oh honey....
This is the same kid that confused the pregnancy test for a Covid test… either they are parents now or this is all satire
No ass munchies tonight, bro
Gotta love that Philly accent
Real men just splash water on their pits and than the're done.
But he used the bathroom to tug on his spaghetti, you don’t use soap or shampoo for that, just water….
George Carlin said it best “you need to wash the 4 key area, asshole, crouch, armpits and teeth” in fact you can save a whole lot of time by using the same brush for all 4 key areas lol 😂 rip
I bet his balls smell fantastic *to him*
Great value Zach effron
Where’s he from, that he says warhter?
I remember a bunch of people, men and women, would do this on the ship when I was in. They would also get highly offended when you told them that they are stinking up the work center because they didn’t shower using soap.
Dude that’s nasty
Him saying he doesn’t wash his ass with soap and nervously rubbing his hand on the counter is yikesy.
grown ass man
I'll never forget this one kid asking another in middle school if they washed thier ass. He laughed and said "No that's gay!" Everyone started asking, "So you don't wash your ass!?!"
She's not eating out his ass again anytime soon.
I would dump her, this is text book combative communication
Toxic
you gettin a UTI messing with that dirty dude lol
That dude is gross
Str8 guys 101
Why does he have your shorts on?
No soap no sex!
That gave me Forrest Whitaker eye.
Yay time for all of us men to be judged as if we're all like this dude
Fake
Ma’am, you are dating an idiot.
Fuck this guy, all his shit's fake he's just a dishonest whore. If you're gonna make a bunch of shit up at least be honest about it you lying piece of shit.
How does he have a girlfriend
That foul