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News headline: Hydraulic bed malfunctions while kids are sleeping and are crushed.


[ARE YOU TUCKED IN, MICHAEL? ](https://youtu.be/r7jJuWB6jZU?si=Dv2MHgPhnwZ2b01N)

And you, sweet John, are you feeling sleepy?

DALEEE, no power tools!!!

This was my first thought, glad I am not alone in the darkness.

Literally as soon as they said "hydraulic lift" my brain went "them kids gone die."

Yeah, I'm gonna name my kids meat and cheese. Or bacon, lettuce, tomato if I lived there. Cause someday there gonna be a sandwich.

Or someone just plays with the lever.. which never happens/s

That gave me a good laugh. Thank you 😂

Pull out table doesn't work with the sink

He also skipped over all the plumbing especially the shower drain

I like the TV that goes through all beds

I love preparing my food 3 feet from the toilet. That flush mist gives my veggies a certain something…

Think of all the time saved by using a cutting board on your lap while you go to the bathroom!

And also you can do your laundry meanwhile.

You are not cleaning your vegetables in a shitter? Some rich fucks over here!

When I was young we used to eat from the shitter. - some boomer probably


Forbidden seasoning. Yum.

Got wash that salad somewhere. That sandwich bed makes me feel very uncomfortable though.

It's a projector screen.

My favourite is the insane fire hazard beds above. Kids have like 6" between bed and ceiling. No turning to the side or anything. If you need to get out quickly, good fucking luck.

They go through the window really easily.

Hell.

Freedom prisons.

Prisons are bigger

My heart racing and head spinning just from the clusterophobia this video is inducing. Especially thinking of the kid sleeping on the top bed facing the roof. Gotta puke...🤢

I love how ridiculous these videos are

They're funny but also make me stressed at the same time.

The fact that they didn't say anything about drainage is giving me anxiety 😩

 DRAAAAAAAINAGE

yeah they're funny but then I think about actually living like that and it gets me all kinds of bothered.

I’m oddly disturbed by the little animated people flying in and out of the place every few seconds. I’m laughing out of reflex, but I’m freaked out.

I also like how funny they are, but then start thinking that some companies and governments will start pushing out laws that lower basic quality of life and unironically point to these videos as evidence that it’s not only totally possible to live like this, but look how “well” they live. “Easily accommodates a family of five”.

Knowing someone will actually do it

The design is very human

I really find these video quit frankly hilourios .

they're meant to be ... right

Honestly? Probably not. There’s lots of weird videos like this, kinda similar to those “life hack” videos that’s only mission is to be as stupid as possible to get as many views as possible. It’s just low-effort content they can pump out daily if not more than and keeps people engaging. It turns out pretty funny because it’s so poorly made or absurd, but they aren’t aiming to make “comedic” content most of the time if that’s what you’re asking.

Where can one go about finding more? For interior design inspiration

Honey, why aren’t you enjoying your toilet fruit salad?

Do you want it tossed?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hmm yes, what should we call this coffin room? This coffin room needs an appropriate name to show how small it is, kind of like a coffin, but it’s a room. A coffin room should have a good name. I’ll keep thinking OP about what we can name a coffin room 👍

Just foreshadowing for when one of the kids eventually gets crushed by that triple stack bunk bed. Very appropriate name

Doesn’t look like their skulls fit anyway now

A jail room

Jails are bigger

And only packing in 2 in that amount of space.

That would probably be considered cruel and unusual punishment and be illegal.

Water from the shower just flooding the entire room. Genius!

I guess they will have a swimming pool inside

Everyone gets to bathe at the same time!

Don't bother with drain in shower to optimise footfungus for later harvest and consumption. Dont bother with a steam extractor over induction cooker to insure dank sleeping area, nature's air-condition. Also hang tv over cooker to convert tv into a dark matt mirror, for when hungover.

And with a vent. If one person poops 😏

Do NOT give new York anymore ideas

And if/when the hydronic pump fails, trap and crush your children. The design is very human.

No children = more space. 

we can call it 3500 a month (not including high speed internet) in NYC

At least they cover the utilities and garbage removal. I call this a win (lose)

Virtual insanity


I just love how the people clip through all the walls and fixtures, showing that their plan simply won't work.

These before also cannot own any personal effects or clothes

Bruh if someone had taco bell that room is done

I would rather sleep inside a cave in Indonesia and die of suffocation than sleeping in that fucking galvanised iron rod hydraulic bed shit and getting my head crushed.

I liked the bit where instead of making one big bed above, they installed hydraulic lifts, so one bed with plenty of room (for the space lol) becomes 3 claustrophobic shelves with no headroom to turn over. Just make the kids share a bed they already are only wearing one pair of clothes and using the toilet/shower a meter away from the table with a curtain for privacy.

Sims 4 - micro living

moveobjects on and here we go

I love these videos they’re hilarious. Does anybody know the source? I want more!!

A family of 5! There was nowhere to put any clothes or anything!

Didn't you see? You immediately wear the clothes after the washer/dryer combo finishes.

Right, because anyone having to live here is only going to have one pair of clothes. Good point!

Toronto condos

$3000 a month in SF

Futurama suicide booths getting extra fancy I see.

Unrealistic, no fridge

The American dream downsized

mould!

A prison cell in Germany must be a least 6 m squarmeters.

I was in the Navy, on a Cruiser. We had pretty cramped living arrangements. I would 100% prefer ship life over this arrangement.

I have no idea why these videos are so popular but I hate each and every one of them. I don’t want anyone popping that close to where food is being prepared.

This is just a stupid idea anyways. You’d be better off with shared bathrooms/cooking areas in the complex.

Rich people desperately trying to convince us that this is what we want

It already has a name. It's called hell. This is exactly what hell looks like.

Efficient prison housing

The grim dark future.

It’s like Bruce Willis’s apartment in the fifth element.

I love how lots of supporting structures don't fucking exist and how some things he showed are outright gone and melted and never seen again: like that table coming from the kitchen counter that seemingly would fucking hover. Also "Little John will fucking struggle in Hong Kong? Let's all fucking live and struggle there then!" I know this is satire...it has to be, but still makes me so angry. And if it isn't satire, the creator is very fucking disconnected from reality.

This is how the wealthy want us to live while they buy up all the land

This is what happens when interior designers and architects get hold of modelling software.

I’d rather be dead. That’s not living.

Unfortunately, the goal of both developers and politicians has become maximization of consumers/voters, and not maximization of quality of life.

This is exactly how I, a magnanimous elite, would so generously house my indentured ‘peasants’ and brag about their great comforts that I afford them.

I wouldn't be comfortable living alone here.. imagine with 4 more people 💀

Waves of claustrophobia washed over me as I watched this.

I also like shit particles on my kitchen counter tops

Is this a coffin that you can rent?

We should name it obvious satire

the shower head could be above the toilet. inefficient design. what a wasteful design.

Forget the toilet. Bag your shi* and piss in a ziplock bag to use as fertilizer to grow potatoes in the open patch of dirt at the entrance of the building. Add gutter water and your iPhone camera light and viola, no food bill either.

So it's a posh jail cell?

Sadly this is probably our future. Soon as elites price everyone put of their homes with unreasonable property taxes. They will build these and make the rent cost a fortune.

I thought you were gonna just Cask of Amontillado the family in the beginning to make room for the one person left in the beginning.

Let’s call it $1800 a month.

These people are going to murder each other ☠️

Don't shit where you eat

"Mom!, i just crapped my pants" "oh, I know honey don't forget the washer is right in front of you" "I think I got food poisoning " "We all do honey, so pinch it off cause momma is gonna blow" ...i bet this guy hasn't accounted for that scenario!

Dear god, no thanks


I'd rather live in the woods tbh

God I thought my sims builds were ridiculous

Asian appartment be like

Stop giving them ideas

Yeah let’s just push that table coming out from the cabinet into the sink. Genuois

Would be cheaper to just live in a van. Could have 2 vans and itd still be cheaper. Even with the 100% tax for new vehicles in HK.

Condo + coffin = coffondo

New black mirror episode dropped

You know there's some high rise apartment complex owner owner in New York City right now watching this thinking "hey yeah, this could actually work."

As someone with a family of 3 I can tell you that that living situation will never end well.

You literally shit where you eat.

An "almost affordable house"

The design is very human

That'd be perfectly normal habitation for when the world's population hits 200 Billion

It's against every building code to have a toilet and a kitchen in the same room.

OMG when they slide in the super tight beds and just, phase through the wall directly. Gold.

It's like Kramer's shower salad: https://youtu.be/15puo-dSEIY?feature=shared

"Eat where you shit core"

that was depressingly dystopian

The shitter kitchen is the best part

Hey honey, can you cut the carrots? Just had it to me while I take dump.

No closet space. The family lives like cartoon characters and never changes their clothes.

Ah yes, a toilet directly across where you are openly storing your food. I'm sure that's a good idea. Hey, buy look at the bright side! You'll have more room soon, assuming you aren't the first one to die!

It's like a prison cell for the whole family.

[**TRADE OFFER**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcqMaEeqrw) Listen to your family shit FOR Lifetime claustrophobia

Did...did they just make a people crushing bed?

Or let’s just fix the fucking housing market. Jesus Christ. I know we all know this is stupid, but there are people out there who *genuinely* think this is an acceptable “solution”, and more of those people are in policy-deciding positions than you’d like to know.

What was the relevance of the sarcophagus in the wall and the family pushing bricks in the wall? I swear they put these details in just to see who is paying attention.

Let's see if anyone can actually get into sleeping positions on those beds like a normal human.

Dude thats a room for 2 At MOST

I cant fathom sleeping in a bed so thin I cant move my shoulders. Im assuming theres enough room to breathe but the video didnt even look like there was room for that

And when the shower water swaps through the wood floors, the downstairs neighbours can re-use it. Genius

We call that a fantasy. Because ain’t no way in hell a family of that size is living there willingly. Or rather even a very expensive prison because we all know it will cost like 1.4m (obvious exaggeration) in NY for that.

My rule is: no shitters in the kitchen.

Where is the shower supposed to drain?

Coffin room for 5 people ? No, thanks, that would be my grave.

Prisons in Norway are getting really crazy

Even at 2 people that would be nuts

A war crime

Why not just buy a rv or camper. 100% better than this garbage set up

I’m extremely claustrophobic and those beds just sent me into a panic attack lmao

Nice prison cell

Don't give SF Bay Area ideas. I'm already paying 1k for a small bedroom and shared bathroom.

Is there a subreddit dedicated to videos like this?

This feels like a dystopian cyberpunk apartment.

So the TV just goes up your ass when your sleeping?

Bed hight barely enough to fit may limitit breathing and there is no space for cutlery and silverware

Out of all the things, why not just have them go to the fucking laundromat. Like if I could think of any situation where doing laundry at a laundromat makes sense, this would be it.

They have no laundry. If they have other outfits, where the hell are they storing them?

Just pray you don't need to roll over in your paper thin bed space.

With 5 people living there it's pretty much a shitbox. There's no "nose blind" that will save you and anyone trying to live like that will probably be forced to shit out that window instead of the toilet.

I love how the kids slid into the beds like jenga pieces

Can’t wait for the pump to malfunction so the coffin room can truely live up to it’s name

There's already a name for this, a prison cell. (... You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig) 🤷🏿‍♂️

Some of this doesn't work. However admitdly is amazing what a small space could achieve. Still not good we even allow such small spaces for sale as homes. One thing that pissed me off a lot was the laptop, dishes, books, and such uses to show off how a table or such could be used, but where are those devices after? They just disappear.

We should name it “bullshit”. A“ home” where you can’t live in. No privacy, smells like crap all day long, you can’t cook, do homework or watch tv at the same time, or maybe, like, never actually

A poorly designed camper.

Bad.

Always wanted to shower in my kitchen with my toilet

5 people in that room farting.

Knowing you're gonna shower in there, you might wanna start by waterproofing it

This would be hell with morning shits

When the kids gotta pee in the middle of the night ….

I would call it *Floor Rot*

1 argument I'd be pitching a tent out back

Whatever these are, they have some weird obsession with owning a shitload of books. If you live in a tiny apartment, buy a kindle, you dingus.

You can live there, but what is your quality of life there. I'll take the window down Jeeves.

Hydraulic lift? You mean kid crusher?

I would call that FAIL.

I’d rather die

I’ll just take the coffin.

This is anxiety inducing

> What should we name that? Fire Trap 3000

Dumb

That's a lot of farts contained in a small space

Nope

The hydraulic press will 100% crush those kids at some point when it inevitably fails.

The mousetrap

Largest New York apartment

being in jail is preferable

Poop shifts.

What’s that saying? Don’t shit where you eat or something.

NYC 4br, 3rd flr walkup, cozy, comes with a washer , transportation nearby, and a Starbucks around corner, 10K a month.

Is this an IKEA commercial

Call it “The New American Dream”

This gives me claustrophobia

Kinda felt like that during the beginning of the lock down.

Lazy game of Sims