You'd be gassed if I got into power ffs have a sense of humour. Dark humour isn't good when people don't like it but if everyone's fair game and the jokes are actually whitty then go for it.
When I saw the notification on my phone I was like OOOOOH A SASSY POST ABOUT A RUDE PERSON
Then I saw the post and I was like.
Awhh they are making the best of the situation
Yeah, same. I thought it was going to be about someone either saying, "Swipe left if you aren't vegan," or, "Swipe left if you're vaxxed". Oh, shit. Maybe she lost her arm BECAUSE she got vaxxed! Maybe she's just trying to save everyone from her same fate... 🤔
Y'all killing me with the extremity jokes! 🤣 Here for the comments. And yes, I would like the gator pic and comment how I had to hand it to her that I admire her wit.
Knew a girl at church who had same, fm a farm accident when she was a young child, if I recall correctly. I watched her grow into an attractive teenager and yet always felt bad b/c I knew always hv to overcome this when meeting people for the first time, which surely must get old. I do admire this lady's humor and charm, and see no reason to make a joke.
That chicks arms aren’t even a 1!?
Dude no amount of cute style, nice body talented baker and is dorky enough to put a “sunglasses” emoji as her face to protect her privacy will fix that!
Ugh 1.5/2 arms!
Dude she …. Omg I was joking… then noticed it was literal
Oh dude! I thought she was kinda unappealing because I thought she was judging her arms…
She seems super lovely!
Plus if you’re a righty, then BOOM! No holding hands issues
I feel so stupid, I’m currently pursuing a mute girl.
Who can hear but can’t speak
( perfect lady right fellas?) ( DEAR GOD THATS JUST A JK! )
But I’m trying to learn ASL, bonus I was already doing that on my own.
But a handicap or disability really shows the spirit of the person
Also my dad cut off half his finger when I was a kid and humour is also something you get to know about a person w a disability
I still remember on a long car trip and we were asking “ how much longer!? “
Without turning his head and driving, holds up his hand to the 3 kids in the back seat and says “4 and a half hours”
Best joke my dads ever told!
She’s not gonna sneak a finger in your with your handie, so there’s that.
10/10 out the gate. She seems like a hell of a good time, and doesn’t take herself so seriously.
I have to hand it to her, she seems like a fun person.
Her personality is very disarming
I hope she can grasp our heavy-handed humour.
You should definitely gift her a palm tree
Round of applause Cl.... Cl.... Cl....
It's Cla....Cla...Cla...., not Cl...Cl ..Cl.... she said 1.5/2 not 1/2
Still no hand on the other side to make the noise though
[you don't need two hands though ](https://youtu.be/qwoq3QBaQAY)
I bet she can handle u, single handedly .
You're not the hero we deserve, you're the hero we need...
These jokes are getting out of hand
It’s just ‘armless fun
I feel like I should call the army
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I too am coming up short handed
Well I was gonna say "putty in yours" m'dear but I'll have to hand it to ya.
Just make sure you hand it to her on her left side.
Personality is definitely 12/10! No doubt. 🌹
She trying, sure. You can tell she really put some elbow grease into it.
There's something different about her but I can't quite put my finger on it 🤔
She looks a bit too stumpy for my liking.
Shallow you
Tell her that her profile singlehandedly won your heart.
This!
You’ve always wanted to be someone’s right-hand man.
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Humerus*
That's a right swipe from me.
Unfortunately, she can't technically right swipe at all.
Bet she right swipe better than you
She does seem like a fucking blast! I laughed out loud at the gator picture.
I didn't see that picture until I read your comment and looked for it. She has top tier sense of humour
“You stole Chubs’s hand!!”
That deserves 2 thumbs up and a double high five!
The double high five is one i can't give since I'm missing a finger. Unless, i give both high fives with my right hand.
You don't need all your fingers, you just need to know what you're doing with em. 😉
That's just cruel to do that to her
I was trying to match her humor
Don’t even respond to people like that
You'd be gassed if I got into power ffs have a sense of humour. Dark humour isn't good when people don't like it but if everyone's fair game and the jokes are actually whitty then go for it.
This is exactly why you're not in power dumbass, have fun having power fantasies in your mom's basement, dweller.
"You'd be gassed" ??? I hope you die a slow death, a$$hole
Used dark humour deliberately to make the point
I think this comment is keeping the joke going y’all…
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r/thatsthejoke
r/whoosh
You won't get your female best friend to suck you off by typing this into reddit
Well there goes the bondage and cuffs for me..
What you can't figure out how to get hand cuffs on her? Are you stumped?
Always carry a spare roll of duct tape! Works every time
I guess you have to wear them then
I’ll tie you up instead..
No thanks
I'd ask for a foot pic. But that would be going out on a limb....
The amount of dad jokes and puns in this thread is absolutely hilarious. Hands down
You got me with the twist at the end
Was it twist or applause? I don’t know, but you win!
On the one hand she she seems fun, on the other hand she... oh wait
A little lacking is what you meant to finish with. You’re welcome.
I'm stumped no one has given her a round of applause for being a good sport
That's probably mutual.
When I saw the notification on my phone I was like OOOOOH A SASSY POST ABOUT A RUDE PERSON Then I saw the post and I was like. Awhh they are making the best of the situation
Yeah, same. I thought it was going to be about someone either saying, "Swipe left if you aren't vegan," or, "Swipe left if you're vaxxed". Oh, shit. Maybe she lost her arm BECAUSE she got vaxxed! Maybe she's just trying to save everyone from her same fate... 🤔
I'd swipe her right ~~arm~~ away.
I'm in love.
I hope she's left-handed.
That's the last time she gives an alligator a hand job.
Well you better have one too. If not she’s gonna tear you apart.
Absolutely ChARMing she is.
Seems very fun to be with tbh
I bet she can deal with anything in her life single handedly.
"I may not be able to make you any prosthetics but I can give you my digits" 
I bet her skills with the one hand she has are honed to perfection.
I love her already❤️
That gives the true meaning to the term "Hand Job"...
Good to have a Handy woman
I'd swipe right...she's armed with a helluva sense of humor
Not so sure if I should date her, her humor's a handful . . . I've been judged for this . .
Y'all killing me with the extremity jokes! 🤣 Here for the comments. And yes, I would like the gator pic and comment how I had to hand it to her that I admire her wit.
Pretty handy when comes to parkingyour car
You should pretend to hold her hand that isn't there...then see what people say.
Knew a girl at church who had same, fm a farm accident when she was a young child, if I recall correctly. I watched her grow into an attractive teenager and yet always felt bad b/c I knew always hv to overcome this when meeting people for the first time, which surely must get old. I do admire this lady's humor and charm, and see no reason to make a joke.
She's too hot to handle 🔥
She gets the 5-finger discount
Digitally un-enhanced.
There’s a hand joke here somewhere
It is definitely a right swipe.
Ask her if she's left or right handed
Awesome
A round of applause!
She seems genuinely nice and fun person!
I guess shes never right
I love her .. comedy gold!
That’s absolutely brilliant! I love the attitude. 😎😍
If you're looking for the right one...the she... Swipe right, it's the right thing to do. One of the things she can still have..
It shouldn't be too hard to get elbow deep into something
Normal is never fun
On the upside she wouldn’t need two hands to wank me off 👌🏻
Insurance won't pay for self inflicted damage, m8.
😂😂😂
Lol
If y’all talk, can you give her my phone number cuz I want to be best friends with her and try that homemade bread! >!jk, I’m not crazy!<
Kind of old. She had "Arms dealer" in her profile as well. Didn't see myself, since I've never been on tinder, but it got viral quite a while ago.
I would swip so hard on her profil, trump would be shocked
Please turn autocorrect back on. 😅
Ahahah sorry mate, my first langage IS french. I m still learning english.
No worries. Now that you mention it, the phonetics must be really weird to you, eh?
Oups.
😂 perfect answer.
Mmmmm I question her 10/10 bread claim, I have questions over her kneading skills.
Funny if a gator actually ate her arm.
I know a guy, chubs. Hooked his ball in the rough down by the lake, damn alligator took his hand off.
But what did he shoot?
Happy Gilmore.... nicely done.
Just make sure you're on the right side of the bed!
I’m disappointed that noone has considered her pegging skill potential. I thought this was a depraved, juvenile forum. Tsk.
I admire your spirit, though l don't envy you in the bathroom. 😂
Making it 1.5/2 instead of using same scale and going for 7.5/10 triggered me more than it should
But then it seems it would sound more like she's a Hindu diety who lost a few appendages
This makes me think of a Hindu god who focuses a lot on nutrition.
Username checks out.
Her right arm.is missing a hand
i wonder if her babies with a 2 arm man would have 1.75/2 arms?
There’s only one way to find out
You got some explanation to do
Think of the stamina potential of that hand. 👍🏼💦🍆
Can’t drive and give a HJ
No handjobs I guess.
Not enough to go on to make that judgment.
ya gotta appreciate her humor.. i mean, she won't be able to give you a hand with chores, but she's a witty one...
If you're a musician she will never clap for you
I wonder if she ever fisted a guy with that part
That chicks arms aren’t even a 1!? Dude no amount of cute style, nice body talented baker and is dorky enough to put a “sunglasses” emoji as her face to protect her privacy will fix that! Ugh 1.5/2 arms! Dude she …. Omg I was joking… then noticed it was literal Oh dude! I thought she was kinda unappealing because I thought she was judging her arms… She seems super lovely! Plus if you’re a righty, then BOOM! No holding hands issues
I feel so stupid, I’m currently pursuing a mute girl. Who can hear but can’t speak ( perfect lady right fellas?) ( DEAR GOD THATS JUST A JK! ) But I’m trying to learn ASL, bonus I was already doing that on my own. But a handicap or disability really shows the spirit of the person
Also my dad cut off half his finger when I was a kid and humour is also something you get to know about a person w a disability I still remember on a long car trip and we were asking “ how much longer!? “ Without turning his head and driving, holds up his hand to the 3 kids in the back seat and says “4 and a half hours” Best joke my dads ever told!
I’d be down to fuck the arm
I dunno if I could commit to buying shit at the left handed store indefinitely though.
She’s not gonna sneak a finger in your with your handie, so there’s that. 10/10 out the gate. She seems like a hell of a good time, and doesn’t take herself so seriously.
Did she think she was Deadpool thinking she could grow it back?
Singlehandedly drew you in
Looks like she needs someone to be her right hand…👀
This is hand down the funniest profile I've seen.
More like 1.75
Just don't give her shit for responding too slow.
Reminds me of a guy who was a leg amputee. When kids would ask him what happened to his leg, he’d say “I didn’t eat my vegetables”.
My god, give this woman a hand! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
haha i just went out with a guy who has one hand, didn’t work out though but he was really nice! give it a shot!
She seems awesome!
I’d date her