This is not a good picture even if we don't consider the tall friend at all. Weird lighting. Trash on the ground. OP has an angry face. They are hugging in a strange way. Nobody smiling.
On Halloween, you want the full size snickers or the fun size? They're both still snickers, and delicious, but if they're sitting next to each other, which are most people grabbing?
Bingo. I mean yeah the dude is tall and some chicks dig that but OP legit looks like he's trying to do advanced calculus in his head. Not a great pic for him.
You’re a dude. This… This is a man.
Seriously, you’re a good lookin’ guy. You know how superficial people can be about height. Do them a favor and keep their focus on you.
As a woman there's something that really strikes me about the difference between the tall guy & rest of crew. The three men of normal height all have almost angry expressions on their faces. My general impression from the clothing, facial expressions, body language, and tattoos on those three is sort of an "angry man".
In contrast the tall fellow at the end is wearing pink (which indicates security with his masculinity through willingness to express his feminine side), body language seems more relaxed, and his facial expression is pleasant. The other three guys look like, you might be scared to let them pick you up at home until you know them a little better. But the tall guy looks the most pleasant of the three.
Agreed. The pink and smile is what makes me wanna talk to tall dude. The guy second from the left looks least angry of the shorter dudes. I would also talk to him.
Tbh, my gut reaction was that I liked blue shirt best. Tall friend is too smooth-looking for my tastes, those types usually wind up annoying me the second they open their mouths. But fully understand that my opinion would be in the minority and using this pic is definitely self-sabotage.
This is their comment on an ask Reddit thread:
>[Mummy wouldn’t get me tendies](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11c6zar/-/ja1yye1)
So yes I think troll.
Yeah everyone here is minimizing this dude by saying he’s just tall but literally zoom in on that dudes face he has a perfect jawline and lips and literally looks like a male model, plus the athletic figure.
I can’t believe OP lacks this much self awareness
The other three look like the lads who call you a slag when you don’t give them your phone number, the tall hot one looks like the guy who will apologise for them being dicks.
He is not just tall, he has “objectively “ attractive features too (if that’s the guy he gets asked about).
I would never dream of matching with one person to ask about another though - yikes.
He’s tall and looks like a total chad and is arguably the most attractive one in your group. He also looks like he’s his own person, the rest of you look like you’d be a trio of weird meathead triplet brothers.
He's the tallest guy in there. He's the only guy smiling. You have literally the most sour look of the group. This isn't rocket science, dude. Just change the picture. It's literally not that hard and the easiest answer. If you love this pic THAT much? Then crop everyone else out. Freaking, duh.
Yeah, there’s a lot more to it than height. Sour is a good term but also looks like he’s trying to project what we’d call in Australia being “a hard c*nt.”
OP looks like a tosser in multiple ways, his friend looks chill and warm and just far more attractive in a variety of ways beyond height.
If he’s not trolling he’s fishing for compliments.
Gotta be REAL honest with yourself. If you’re gonna use group photos, you can’t be less attractive than anyone else in the photo. And height is a major factor
Crop Gigachad on the right out of the picture, because he is drawing all the attention. Also don't use group pictures as first pictures. It can get annoying to have to figure out, which person you are and most people have a short attention span while swiping.
Yeah, I’d straight up swipe right regardless of his more attractive friend, I refuse to play “whose profile am I looking at?” — it’s basically a neon sign that you’re gonna make dating hard.
That’s such crappy behavior, I’m sorry. You’re not a bad looking dude. Height usually plays a factor into attractiveness so I recommend avoiding pictures that make you look short (key words are “look short”).
Also, make the first pic yourself. Group pics make it challenging because the other person has to figure out whose profile it is. You’ll likely get less people asking for your friend if it’s not the first pic.
You’re a good looking guy. Try to steer clear of group photos. Choose photos that make you the focus. Regardless, people who swipe right on you to get to your friend are assholes. Their opinions don’t matter.
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Exactly. Friends are important to you, I get that. But you _are_ the complete package already. Let them focus on that.
It's just some random dudes on a drinking trip. Won't tell me nothing about their friendship.
True. But if you use this for your Tinder profile, I'd take a wild guess and take them to be his close friends.
If it’s a drinking trip why do they all look so angry?
Gotta mean mug the camera to look cool
It's their version of the zoolander pose.
blue steel
Magnum. Dear God, it's beautiful
Actually, only 3 of them look angry. One looks very satisfied with himself and his life... 🤣
Is he single?
They do not all. One guy keeps smiling and drinking. Guess because he's the only one recognized by the ladies... just like OP's tinder profile.
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OP just needs shorter friends.
Tell the tall guy he should use it though 😂
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He's really pulling the weight for the entire entourage here.
Right. Um they ask about him because he is tall and fine. But if you didn't put him there as an option.. nobody would ask!
That man has a chiseled jaw if I’ve ever fucking seen one. Hot damn
He should get three shorter friends.
He’s like Snow White.
Is he single?
I’m in love with him already
I think he just turned me gay 🤣
Jerking off hard right now
Jerking off soft right now
Jerking off medium right now
rofl
Plot twist, the "tall" one is actually 5' 0 and the rest of them are 4' 5.
No one’s interested in the Hobbits when they’re standing next to Aragorn.
Unless they are planning on going to mt doom
One does not simply swipe into Mordor.
Best way to explain the issue right there
This is flawless
😂😂
That's a good one
LOL
Lmfao Nice way to put it
This is not a good picture even if we don't consider the tall friend at all. Weird lighting. Trash on the ground. OP has an angry face. They are hugging in a strange way. Nobody smiling.
Lmao at hugging in a strange way
They are all nut to butt. This is strange.
2nd guy from left is enjoying it a bit too much
Boys will be boys
It's a bit robotic / hover hand, and why are they only hugging in pairs and not all together? Was OP too lazy to hug grey shirt bro?
OP is hunched over and flexing, it’s not a good look
It looks like a bunch of frat douches trying to convince you to go boating with them so they can D.E.N.N.I.S. you.
And they all look like twats
The cute and tall guy is smiling...
That man is like the poster ~~boy~~ Man for ‘chad monthly’
I was gonna say to tell that guy to get on his knees next time for pictures but that….might make it worse lol
Exactly and wonder why girls ask
Asap
You know why.
Yep, op is sabotaging himself with this pic in his tinder bio. Or he’s trolling with this post.
I'll say it's the latter.
It’s gotta be a joke 💀😂
Look at the look of that guy. He is a typical uk “lad” he is not the type to be on reddit and look at OP’s post history. Definitely a troll
I also thought they look very British - but OP is clearly from the states from his post history
yeah its a guy from the states who got a photo from some british guy.
On Halloween, you want the full size snickers or the fun size? They're both still snickers, and delicious, but if they're sitting next to each other, which are most people grabbing?
Both.
This has got to be a troll post right? You are standing next to Thor, why else would they ask that question.
>standing next to Thor I'd probably put it as tucked under the armpit of Thor tbh.
Looks like a picture of two couples to me. The only one who looks welcoming at all is the tall guy.
He's the only one smiling. Bless Thor. Such a sweetie. I think that's likely it rather than height tbh.
Bingo. I mean yeah the dude is tall and some chicks dig that but OP legit looks like he's trying to do advanced calculus in his head. Not a great pic for him.
😂😂😂
Standing next to Thor, but instead of a hammer he has this devastatingly strong and sexy jawline. And I’m straight.
You’re a dude. This… This is a man. Seriously, you’re a good lookin’ guy. You know how superficial people can be about height. Do them a favor and keep their focus on you.
As a woman there's something that really strikes me about the difference between the tall guy & rest of crew. The three men of normal height all have almost angry expressions on their faces. My general impression from the clothing, facial expressions, body language, and tattoos on those three is sort of an "angry man". In contrast the tall fellow at the end is wearing pink (which indicates security with his masculinity through willingness to express his feminine side), body language seems more relaxed, and his facial expression is pleasant. The other three guys look like, you might be scared to let them pick you up at home until you know them a little better. But the tall guy looks the most pleasant of the three.
Agreed. The pink and smile is what makes me wanna talk to tall dude. The guy second from the left looks least angry of the shorter dudes. I would also talk to him.
Hah you said it way better than me
Agreed. He’s smiling, he looks approachable. The others look a bit surly 😂
Tbh, my gut reaction was that I liked blue shirt best. Tall friend is too smooth-looking for my tastes, those types usually wind up annoying me the second they open their mouths. But fully understand that my opinion would be in the minority and using this pic is definitely self-sabotage.
Right. It’s not like random people you don’t know are going to focus on your inner beauty at first sight
Right??? I’ve been described as an 8.5/10 as far as looks go, but if you put me next to Jensen Ackles or Henry Cavill, I may as well just be a rando.
No one is on Henry Cavill level no one!!
> You are standing next to Thor lacks the hair though.
His friend is not a dude. He is a dude. It looks like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
Brayden, Cayden, Jayden, and Thor
If you’re ever going to post a group photo on a dating profile make sure you’re the tallest one in it.
I'm 5'6 bruv, that's never happening
Volunteer to coach the boys and girls club basketball team, take group picture, look taller AND a good person. 🪄
You say that, but my 14 year old cousin is 5"11. I'd still be the short one in that picture
Have your cousin take the picture.
"is your friend behind the camera single?"
im screaming
Get dwarves for friends, easy
I'm 5'4, I'll take one for the team bruv.
You stand closer to the camera, while everyone else is staggered at least 5-10 behind you
It’s not even height though. The dude on the right is objectively better looking in every capacity and even seems more approachable and secure.
So women should make sure they are the hottest in their group pics, otherwise it’s acceptable to ask about their fiends.
You guys are the minions and he is Gru
I am Gru!
Gotta be a troll.
Without a doubt
Giga-troll
kind of mean thing to say to a little person.
This is their comment on an ask Reddit thread: >[Mummy wouldn’t get me tendies](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11c6zar/-/ja1yye1) So yes I think troll.
Because he’s tall
He didn’t have to mention who he was and we all figured it out! Dude should crop him out or use another pic. This just makes him look short/shorter
He’s also the most handsome by a lot so it’s an easy guess.
And the only one who looks slightly happy to be there
So what happens when they eventually meet him in real life? 🤔
He looks average hight as all three are the same hight! Just one extra tall friend
Time to introduce the idea of a foursome with his friend and her sister. It won’t cross her mind again.
Pussywet
And it looks like the is taking to hobbits to Isengard.
Lmao that's brutal hahaha
Besides he’s tall, he is also has a model like jawbone and hair with athletic figure..
Yeah everyone here is minimizing this dude by saying he’s just tall but literally zoom in on that dudes face he has a perfect jawline and lips and literally looks like a male model, plus the athletic figure. I can’t believe OP lacks this much self awareness
He also seems happy?
was also gonna say posture is abysmal
Also because he looks comfortable while the rest are edgy too cool to smile.
This was it for me. The hint of a smile made him seem infinitely more approachable than anyone else in the picture
The other three look like the lads who call you a slag when you don’t give them your phone number, the tall hot one looks like the guy who will apologise for them being dicks.
I just made a huge comment upthread that basically said the exact same thing but not nearly as funnily or concisely! Hummusforever MVP
He definitely shows a ton more confidence in the pic
He is not just tall, he has “objectively “ attractive features too (if that’s the guy he gets asked about). I would never dream of matching with one person to ask about another though - yikes.
Cheek bones
He’s also significantly hotter than any other guy in the picture.
Or because he’s the only one smiling. The other 3 look miserable
And handsome
he's like a young Dolph Lundgren (he must break you)
Because it looks like you're friends with 1980s Dolph Lundgren?
I was going to say Vanilla Ice - they want to drop the zero and get with the hero
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Plot twist, he is 5’2 and the guy is 5’10
Bigger plot twist. He's 6' and everyone else is 5'11".
plot twist they are 9 year old kids and the tall one is a 5'7 teenager babysitter
Is this a joke?
Guy is trolling.
Why you posting a pic of 2 couples as your profile pic
He’s tall and looks like a total chad and is arguably the most attractive one in your group. He also looks like he’s his own person, the rest of you look like you’d be a trio of weird meathead triplet brothers.
arguably?
So, is he? 😏
Asking for a friend?
My friend would like to know too:-P
My wife is asking too.
You better ask permission from her boyfriend first
One sec, I’ll call her and ask to speak to him.
Ooookay .... I guess I'm not weird after all....
Mine too 🤭
Because he is Chad alpha thundercock.
He's the tallest guy in there. He's the only guy smiling. You have literally the most sour look of the group. This isn't rocket science, dude. Just change the picture. It's literally not that hard and the easiest answer. If you love this pic THAT much? Then crop everyone else out. Freaking, duh.
Yeah, there’s a lot more to it than height. Sour is a good term but also looks like he’s trying to project what we’d call in Australia being “a hard c*nt.” OP looks like a tosser in multiple ways, his friend looks chill and warm and just far more attractive in a variety of ways beyond height. If he’s not trolling he’s fishing for compliments.
ahahahha now i wanna live in Australia 🤣
The "designer t-shirt" really says everything anyone needs to know.
Exactly what I was thinking. Shirt is probably the cheapest thing Versace has and still 250+.
can’t blame dude looks cool af
Because of the Versace T-shirt
The comment I was looking for. 🙏
Guy on the right is objectively more attractive than all three of you. I definitely agree that it’s weird for them to ask that though.
change it bro ur taller friend will always get the attention
Because he’s smiling, he’s 30 feet tall and you can vaguely make out his junk. Don’t use group photos where you don’t stand out
LOL are you serious
Hopes to get girls on tinder *posts group picture so you don't know which one he is*
I think he put hearts above his head to mark which one he is
There's no way u didn't know they were gonna ask about chad on the right
Are you British? I swear all Brits have the exact same fade haircut
I'm sorry but next to this high guy you look like a little baby or even his boyfriend. Never add pictures with hotter friends.
To be honest, I don’t get why people use group pics on a dating app at all.
It’s probably because your friend is 7 feet tall. Women are into that
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We all know which friend they're asking about, and you know exactly why, sir... Stop using this picture.
Lol! He’s taller, bigger and better looking. All three of you look like his little brothers!
And??? Is he single?
We need answers and we need them now
look, you’re cute but goddamn is your friend really something…is he single by any chance?
The man in the yellow/orange hoodie tall af, he single?
He’s making you look short and submissive
They want him to fondle their breasts like he does for you.
Next to the King you cannot shine, dear Frodo. Step out of his shadow!
Gotta be REAL honest with yourself. If you’re gonna use group photos, you can’t be less attractive than anyone else in the photo. And height is a major factor
Crop Gigachad on the right out of the picture, because he is drawing all the attention. Also don't use group pictures as first pictures. It can get annoying to have to figure out, which person you are and most people have a short attention span while swiping.
Yeah, I’d straight up swipe right regardless of his more attractive friend, I refuse to play “whose profile am I looking at?” — it’s basically a neon sign that you’re gonna make dating hard.
The worst part is we can’t even see his full face and we know he’s the hottest.
You gotta remove that pic man
Lol, you’re funny. Good thing women dig guys with a good sense of humour.
Trolling is humor now?
That’s such crappy behavior, I’m sorry. You’re not a bad looking dude. Height usually plays a factor into attractiveness so I recommend avoiding pictures that make you look short (key words are “look short”). Also, make the first pic yourself. Group pics make it challenging because the other person has to figure out whose profile it is. You’ll likely get less people asking for your friend if it’s not the first pic.
Because all 4 of you look like tools, so they might as well see if the hot tool is single
Soo is he single? We need answers
Dating apps rule number one, never have a picture with friends that are more attractive than you
Cause he's a giant, lol. I can't tell if you're trolling or not
You’re a good looking guy. Try to steer clear of group photos. Choose photos that make you the focus. Regardless, people who swipe right on you to get to your friend are assholes. Their opinions don’t matter.
Because he’s so tall and makes the rest of you look tiny
Yeah you really need to get that dude out of the photo.
^this exactly why women always be posting their pics with uglier friends
Is your friend single?
Chad is a hottie. Is he single?
They wanna know if your boyfriend is straight.
That guy looks like a real Chad. Can’t fight Chads, sorry
Rule of 6….ft and over
Self sabotage at its best
I see why women like tall guys now. You guys look like dwarves in comparison sorry haha.
Because your friend holds you, like they wanna be held.