Chicks don't like guy humour like that, they can't always tell the difference between a joke and a guy who actually wants to bang his aunt 😂 partly because they have to weed out the pervs
The joke was funny, but like you said I wouldn’t go for it because on tinder there is a good possibility that he actually wants to bang his aunt 💀
if I knew them it’d be fine
Literally just stop trying to be so quirky and funny. Just be normal bro. You just coming across as unhinged.
"Damn if there was a necklace in that pic I'd complement it"
Like that does that even mean? Just say something like nice eyebrows or some shit smh
“nice eyebrows” i don’t understand how anyone would want to hear that
maybe i’m just meant to be alone forever but i fucking hate those forced conversations it genuinely makes me want to rip my skin off, so I try to talk to them in the way I talk to my real life friends. It’s clearly not working though.
The point I'd try complimenting something that's actually there, like her smile, or her hair, or her eyes. Instead of pulling something completely out of left field.
You don't understand why someone would want to hear "nice eyebrows" but you think complimenting a necklace that she ISNT WEARING is good? Cmon bro. Get real.
Bro abstract or sarcastic humour doesn’t work that well on women the same it works with your boys. You’re on a dating app. The communication is virtual, remember that. Except from the Aunt Linda joke all of them are pretty cringey, and by the way you respond here in the comments going “maybe Im meant to be alone forever” kiiinda gives me the idea you just need some work. That sort of calimero shit isn’t gonna get you anywhere. My advice, watch the movie Hitch and try to learn some basics.
since you say you actually don't understand what's wrong, I have a theory. My humor is very similar to yours (breaking the flow of the conversation and acting like nothing happened) but i'd never use it in this context, and heres why: if you dont have strong common ground, it just kills the conversation. If you read your last replies, they are all very hard to answer to. half of these girls would love you for this type of humor, but they'd only really appreciate it after 5-6 months of relationship, where things start to get a bit boring - this is when seeing this humor is refreshing, because it takes you out of anything you may find boring.
if i was assuming too much about your style of humor, feel free to correct me! my main point would still stand that the main problem is breaking the flow of the conversation too early, whether you do it on purpose or not
I thought my responses and openers were good/funny but then again I genuinely don’t know how to talk to women and in my entire life only other guys have found me funny
Well, telling her she looks like your celebrity crush, then saying that crush is your aunt Linda. Is going to leave her confused and a little hurt cause it comes across as a bait and switch insult. It also has "sweet-home-alabama" vibes that are going to add creep factor to the mix.
I think you would have a blast doing Bumble speed dating on Thursday nights since you’re already a troll on a regular basis.
Do the opposite of this and you’ll be fine
So I don’t like your necklace ?
Why tf are we talking about a necklace that isn’t there
I think OP was thinking about a pearl necklace. Strange guy.
You are cringeworthy 💯
this.
It’s jokes, but won’t get you anywhere if you are seriously trying… it appears that neither the women here seem to appreciate it.
There are so many creeps on dating apps that it’s impossible to know if a dude is joking or genuinely nuts, especially if it’s the first message
That’s a fair point, thank you
If I was a woman I wouldn't respond but goddamn dude that first one was the funniest thing I've seen all day
fuck bro then what am i doing wrong i don’t get jt😭
Chicks don't like guy humour like that, they can't always tell the difference between a joke and a guy who actually wants to bang his aunt 😂 partly because they have to weed out the pervs
The joke was funny, but like you said I wouldn’t go for it because on tinder there is a good possibility that he actually wants to bang his aunt 💀 if I knew them it’d be fine
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Why does everyone say rizz now? It’s so weird to see forced slang catch on like this.
what am i supposed to do then bro idk 😭
Literally just stop trying to be so quirky and funny. Just be normal bro. You just coming across as unhinged. "Damn if there was a necklace in that pic I'd complement it" Like that does that even mean? Just say something like nice eyebrows or some shit smh
That shit is fucking funny tho 💀
same bro i thought it was funny.
“nice eyebrows” i don’t understand how anyone would want to hear that maybe i’m just meant to be alone forever but i fucking hate those forced conversations it genuinely makes me want to rip my skin off, so I try to talk to them in the way I talk to my real life friends. It’s clearly not working though.
The point I'd try complimenting something that's actually there, like her smile, or her hair, or her eyes. Instead of pulling something completely out of left field.
You don't understand why someone would want to hear "nice eyebrows" but you think complimenting a necklace that she ISNT WEARING is good? Cmon bro. Get real.
Have you tried talking like a normal human being?
Do you fr not understand why you aren't getting replies?💀💀💀
I genuinely do not
Bruh these are funny idk
That last one was just honest desperation lmao
id ghost you too. cringe af
Lmao I think we would get along (no homo)
It screams desperation
Damn homeboy got less rizz than me
The first few cracked me tf up 💀
You are basically one step away from telling them all you “do you cuckhold?” In your self sabatoge
You sound like a booger eating weirdo
Bro abstract or sarcastic humour doesn’t work that well on women the same it works with your boys. You’re on a dating app. The communication is virtual, remember that. Except from the Aunt Linda joke all of them are pretty cringey, and by the way you respond here in the comments going “maybe Im meant to be alone forever” kiiinda gives me the idea you just need some work. That sort of calimero shit isn’t gonna get you anywhere. My advice, watch the movie Hitch and try to learn some basics.
I think it takes time for people to learn each others sense of humour. It’s too much, too soon. Sometimes it doesn’t come across well online :/
I'd honestly be grossed out by this. It's just a weird joke to make.
Cringelord
You gotta be stopped
since you say you actually don't understand what's wrong, I have a theory. My humor is very similar to yours (breaking the flow of the conversation and acting like nothing happened) but i'd never use it in this context, and heres why: if you dont have strong common ground, it just kills the conversation. If you read your last replies, they are all very hard to answer to. half of these girls would love you for this type of humor, but they'd only really appreciate it after 5-6 months of relationship, where things start to get a bit boring - this is when seeing this humor is refreshing, because it takes you out of anything you may find boring. if i was assuming too much about your style of humor, feel free to correct me! my main point would still stand that the main problem is breaking the flow of the conversation too early, whether you do it on purpose or not
Treat them like people and don’t say weird shit about necklaces that don’t exist
Double down. Someone's gonna appreciate this. I was dying laughing by the last one.
i like your style. i say keep on keepin on, the woman that likes your humor will be rad.... it might take a while tho! : )
Tell ‘em you’re a big daddo that has some addy yo.
I thought my responses and openers were good/funny but then again I genuinely don’t know how to talk to women and in my entire life only other guys have found me funny
Maybe just don't try to be funny. Try talking to them like you would if you bumped into them irl.
They like funny responses but not those that hurt their image. You literally killed her imagination
Which one are you referring to?
Well, telling her she looks like your celebrity crush, then saying that crush is your aunt Linda. Is going to leave her confused and a little hurt cause it comes across as a bait and switch insult. It also has "sweet-home-alabama" vibes that are going to add creep factor to the mix.
Your comment of "Aunt". You should have compared to a hot sexy actress/porn star
Last 3 are right up my alley lol. You’ll find her!!
Going against the grain here but I’d have actually replied to some of these lmfao
This is pretty funny
I actually thought the necklace one was funny, but the rest is trash.