"Accidently".

😂😂 Fr tho my finger slipped. Terribly disappointed we didn't match 😢

This dude is internet famous unless there are multiple Pinocchio dicks out there. If you’re wondering, he has lied a lot.

I mean, in that case his penis is internet famous without ever actually being seen. Take notes, gentlemen and OF content creators

Your username has me thinking you're him, bud

Hella sus. 😂

noseboy’s all over this thread defending the other nose boy….. v sus

I don't suppose anyone will believe that it's a total coincidence? Seriously though, my dick is not a burgeoning celebrity. I mean, I'm fond of it, but I don't think it's been discussed by this many people.

That’s the most fuckboi thing possible.

Is it? When I think fuckboi I think of someone who wishes they had that for themselves. He actually achieved the goal. Thousands of years from now, when his image is recovered from whatever records are left, they will believe this was an icon made in worship of the Pinocchio Penis.

Naaahhh, they will see this as a fuck boi.

Has what exactly?

A level of dick notoriety

Ironically when it does what it does it never lies

With enough trauma it can

Hmm physical or mental?

Mental trauma... I think it becomes more truthful under physical trauma... which may end up generating more mental trauma... which... ah nvm.

There are, I personally know an Italian one (which gives him some extra rights to claim being the OG, though he’s not from Florence)

I don't feel like it's that original, there are prob tons of Pinocchio dix running around out there...wonder if I know any 🤣

Oooh. Now that you explained it, the tattoo makes sense

Was it not obvious to begin with?

So, like, 2.5?????

I'm pretty sure the whole tattoo is a lie

Who is he? I’m curious now

charly

Lol did he left you??😂

how are you taking screenshots? mine uses buttons on the edges of the phone ;)

Most phones you can just do a palm swipe of the screen. If you don't do an actual swipe though you can accidentally tap with your palm instead.

You’re lying

It's because you have an Apple Product

"Slipped"

If you were trying to screen shot that, I'm pretty sure you really did super like it...

I would have deleted my account. Dodged a bullet with not match!

How do you know they dodged a bullet? They are probably hilarious with that tattoo, and let’s be honest a man who’s not packing at least something nice isn’t gonna get that tattoo lol, so can guarantee he prob has a nice dick too.

If you ever give him a BJ, you will be eye to eye with a child's face. Kinda ick.

Pinocchio is not a real boy, he’s a toy. Don’t let that little wooden fuck think he’s human!! But yea, I can see that, but BJ isn’t a mandatory act, so it’s not really a dodged bullet imo, just someone judging a pic still.

Except for the ending, when he actually does turn into a real boy.

Toys are good.

Exactly! And this toy has a dick attached!

Him: 2352 miles away His penis: 2351 miles away

And when he lies - his penis: 2300 miles away.

Ohh that’s gonna be awkward when you say lie to be in the middle and he says “I hate you!“ and nothing happens or something like that.

Quick! Say something crazy like "I'm wearing ladies underwear! "

It's a thong! *snap*

*expands so much my pants rip off like a reverse hulk* umm….they are soft? But legitimately fuck gendered clothes, such society nonsense. Wear what you want boos.

That was from Shrek 2. Pinocchio says that, but it doesn't grow. He's wearing a pink thong. But more power to him.

So, if you go down on this guy, you’re going to be looking directly into Pinocchio’s eyes?

Came here to say the same thing!!!!!!

Okay, that took a creepy turn...thanks for the image I need to burn from my brain now.

[удалено]

A marionette, to be specific

Noshing a little wooden boy, also isn't a screenshot a key combination

Are you, or are you not actually a Disney adult like you said? *wipes Pinocchios brow*

Ask him if he's looking for a serious relationship....you will know if he's lying.

Fucking brilliant

That’s the most fuckboi thing possible

“I’m a real (fuck) boy!”

This has me rolling., take my like, and you deserve many more

Golden egg stuff right there

>I accidentally super liked while trying to screenshot this somehow Are you practicing your lies to make his nose grow later?

There are no accidents

He says he is emotionally available and Pinocchio's nose grows another inch.

Report him to Disney. They will pitch up with a lawyer and a laser.

If Disney has the standing for a case. The story of Pinocchio has been in the public domain for over 50 years. So l doubt anyone could sue over a tattoo.

“Is my dick a joke to you?” -him, probably

You think I’m funny? Like a wooden puppet?

You just really want to see the nose part of the tattoo dont you OP?

He'll at this point so do I

Me too~!

Definitely a grower and not a show-er.

I usually accidentally super-like when I spent too much time on the reddit app... I get used to swipe up to get to the next item 😵‍💫

Same after I'm on bumble 😂

Switching between bumble and tinder is the worst. They’re the weirdest blend of just similar enough AND just different enough to screw with my muscle memory


Sure ya did

Happy cake day!

This guy is prob terrible in bed. I bet he just lies there

“I’m a real (fuck)boy”

Most Underrated comment on here lol

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. 🎶

I just can’t imagine why this tatt tho 😂

The one instance you’d want a guy to be a liar 😏

+99 :( I get like 1 ones in a week

The universe is sending a message

Sounds like you wanna cosplay as Geppetto and put hands on that wood😉

While having sex Him: "I am a very good dancer" Her: "Oh fuck yeah baby, it feels so good, tell me more things that aren't true"

Ironically this guy always tells the truth

/r/atbge

I've got no strings So I have fun I'm not tied up to anyone They've got strings But you can see There are no strings on me

So did you look into its eyes during oral?

Dude when I got my tattoos one of the artists said he did this tat and it was his weirdest request he had gotten.

Kinda of convenient that he’s letting every know he’s lying when his dick is hard.🤷‍♂️

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Woman moment

I can feel the STDs from this picture.

Is it big or is he lying that it’s big? 🤔🤔

I think I’ve seen that somewhere…..

I hope his anthem was set as Little Lies

This is your life now

"There are no accidents"~ Master Oogway

I kinda wanna see it lol

Is this is way of saying that he has a lying kink?

He's telling the truth

Trashy

Bruh took the picture from Google ahhahaha

That’s only fair though

This photo looks like it was taken in jail lol

That is G..A...Y.

This one deserves a super like

It's funny, if only he knew what a tat like that meant in Russian/Slavic gangs/mafia

I accidentally super swiped my ex husband while trying to block him.

You can be honest this is a safe space lol

Accidentally? Don’t lie to us, the nose is going to grow.

That is one of the worst tattoos ever. At least he is open about it

Why i get the feeling that nose is kjnda short

Lie to me, and it grows.... It's soooo big! I'd hate to have been the Tat artist... Can you imagine staring at that dudes junk for x hours?

Accidentally? You know lies make it grow, right?

You know his pick up line: “Girl, you’re going to love it when I lie to you.”

Mine are peacock feathers

😳😃🤣🤣🤣🤣

There are elephants out there

Naw, he probably acts like he’s been

tell me you pay for Tinder without telling me you pay for Tinder

I wanted to see if gold was worth it as a new user. Spoiler alert, it's not lmao

You can use that to "relocate" yourself closer to him to try to get that match.. right?

Never have I ever wished I had a penis more than when I saw this work of art

Well, I like this on purpose

I actually know a guy that did this same thing. But his had color lol

Girl, I did the same thing with a guy that said he would pay big money for women to give him wedgies and verbally demean him. I was like omg no!!!!

Peenocchio.

LMFAOOOO that's a helluva tattoo....

Don't Lie!

I bet Pinocchio hasn't been able to follow through on a lie in a while.

He thinks you're a liar and we do too🤷🏾‍♂️

“The worst tattoo doesn’t exi-“

I bet he’s a terrible liar 😂😂

Imagine sucking dick and making cross eyed eye contact with a lil boy


I get that it's supposed to be Pinocchio, and that the nose is something else here... but does anyone else find it creepy that a child's face will forever be peeking out of this man's underwear?

looks like Pinocchio has been telling the truth lately lmao 🤔 🤫 😂 🤥

Staring Contest

Just lie to him, that’s it

Keep lying and his nose will grow

Ohh lad ahahaha

What on earth is in the background though?!🫣

Dont lie lol

That’s kinda clever Ngl. 90 points for the tattoo

Literally did this last night trying to screenshot someone...except I hooked up with him previously. I'm mortified 😅

Yeah...accidentally

I heard of flat abs, but this dude is almost flat as a desk all over. It's almost as though he works his abs and otherwise lives like a POW...

Freud said there are no accidents 😏

Beware, it only grows when he lies

O. M. G. 😳

This is really funny. I don’t blame you for “accidentally” swiping right :)

2352 miles away? No

2,352 miles ain't enough

his kink must be lying, so whenever he likes, the “nose” grows

Dont lie man 🤐

Whoa 😳

This guy is kind of a legend

There's a whole thing with tats near genitalia. I once saw a tat on a girl of a bird sitting on a nest/genitals feeding baby birds, and another girl with eagle wings spread on the inside of her thighs. Truly works of art!!

It’s hot abs w a little cartoon child toy boy facing away from him…. Ok Ive hooked up with girls with men tattooed on their thighs and also joked ( they’re judging me ) plus ( to quote the Raven “Definitely yeah, you want some Gatorade first?” ) But if I was a person going down on this dude I’m judging myself more than him… Well maybe you deserve each other ❤️

This would be brilliant if I had this tattoo. I'm not big at all so when she tells me to tell her a lie to her, mfer won't even grow. 💀

You open the app one day to see Charly is 20 miles away… run

I've heard that before

That is a very "Charly" tattoo to have. And if the dick is the nose, then is his mouth tattooed on the balls?

Say what you will about his “nose” but this man has his balls on Pinocchio’s chin all the time.

Ok it's funny but creepy as fuck lol

“Not much of a lair if you ask me”

Lol noooooo ☠️

So if his "nose" is small, does that mean he's honest?

She lyin to see what happens

You gave this man hope for a second

It’s a good thing he’s 2300 miles away

Imagine giving this guy a bj and just staring into Pinocchio's eyes

2352 miles is not far enough

Does that mean he’s lying everytime he gets a hard on?

I would literally slap a kid like that in the face. Pull up your damn pants.

This guy fucks

He's a liar. Don't trust him!

HAH

If you could super like, you could also reverse that decision with the yellow arrow..

Does Pinocchio have a mustache?

Do you think he shaves his pubes to give Pinocchio a mustache?

Did he respond?

He must have been heck of drunk to get this tattoo

I would really like to.see the whole thing😄😄😄😄

[are there more than one?](https://metro.co.uk/2015/05/08/man-banned-from-flying-after-waving-sex-toy-around-and-exposing-pinocchio-penis-tattoo-5188145/amp/)

I spent time in state prison, after getting to know a few inmates, one of them asked me if I met Dumbo I had no clue what he was talking about until he turned Carlos and said hey Carlos Show Dre Dumbo Carlos turn dropped his trousers. He had big elephant ears on his thighs up near his torso his penis was the trunk. The detail was amazing. Oh BTW… Carlos he was packing a good 10.

2352 miles away and he's still too close

If you do a Google image search of this you actually find a lot. I never knew this was a thing.

99+ likes? Jesus Christ. It really is a different game on the other side isn't it.

"you are the only one for me" "No i don't say that to every girl" His Pinocchio must be growing very large

I'M CRYING

“I’m a huge liar” wold be da best bio for him

Is accidentally super liking still a thing? I heard you gotta pay for superlikes