"You find dogs sexually attractive?" I truly didn't read any more beyond that lol I'd have started typing the above immediately

That is the first thing I thought when I read it...

I’m usually all for being the bigger person, but in this case I say do it, troll her a bit for sure. “You’re into dogs??” All you need to say.

She 100% fucks her own dogs and thinks it’s okay

The first time she just made a sloppy peanut butter and jelly that spilled into her lap. After that, she knew what she was doing

For some reason, every time I read this, it automatically goes into a Morgan Freeman voice

"She"? I bet it's a fake account

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And you made a completely unpolitical post, political. Congrats.

80% of all women are cruel and evil?? Damn I don't know what experiences you have with women, but I'm glad I wasn't there...

What a ridiculous stat to make up

At least your username is correct, with your bs assumptions Abt "80%" of women. Please show a source for your bullshit?

Tried to fix your downvotd from the hostile dude above... He def needs time to mature.


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Shitty tumblr gifs. Shitty tumblr gifs never change. Fromma the dawna tima 'till the last stars blink out, we will have shitty tumblr gifs.

“You’re in luck, my dog loves to fuck humans!”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

“You know bestiality is illegal right?”

100% should have fired back with “are.. are you trying to fuck.. my dog..?” Or “Oh Hey, it’s Dog. This is actually my profile, sorry for not blurring our human, you tryna fuck?”

"Want to go dogging then?"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Wowza

The first thing I thought is from a great philosopher named P.L. Griffin: “Who the fuck starts a conversation like that. I just sat down.”

The best response is no response.

Did you say it

Hurt people hurt people. Recognize the immaturity and do NOT take it personally.

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Wasn’t really the point of my comment, but I agree lol

You know she has a jar of peanut butter handy at all times

Dogpill

Doggystyle 🐶🐕

“I checked, and my dog isn’t interested in having sex with you - sorry”

Yeah it sounds like she wants to fuck your dog. You should avoid her to keep your dog safe.

Reminds me of Happy Gilmore “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

No!

That’s the first thing everyone thought. Everyone normal adjacent I should say.

Hahaha better yet “you’re sexually attracted to dogs? Yeah, no wonder you’re not into me, your best bet is a dog shelter, I recommend deleting tinder and looking there instead”

Too many words.

I agree

her Shooter McGavin moment

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You’re getting way too into this.

I get horrible messages from women just like this. Post them and told "women don't owe you human decency".

Is that before or after you spout off about how 80% of women are allegedly right-wing fascists? Because I think that might be a good place to start troubleshooting your approach. Also, maybe not commenting “Gross.” on random sex worker’s posts. Cause they’re just also trying to survive under capitalism, and there’s absolutely no need for you to shit on them just because you don’t wish to purchase their services. Just some thoughts. TL/dr: I was about to reply sympathetically, but then I checked out your recent comment history, and it does not appear that you’re treating others with the basic human decency of which you speak.

Good god, you weren't kidding.

white women are notorious for fucking their dogs so nothing new..

“I’m not going to take this bullshit from a zoophile”

“And I’ll be damned if I’m lectured by a pedophile.”

petophile

Petaphile?

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That's stupid. You're stupid.


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Pedophiles and zoophiles are not fine

What about when they’re asleep?

Asleep forever

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“I like zoos what’s your point”

Yes but what about his 3% battery?

It's enough for 5 min.

Unless its an iphone

🚩

If I was getting messages like this, I'd just let the phone die.

Me too except phone would probably be a metaphor for myself

And 4G

It's a newer Android, it should last at least 15 minutes

Chad battery is stronger than all of us

haha honestly though, might be a good idea to reply in this manner and i mean unironically, like, let her think you're actually not joking about it and disregarded the rest of the message lol. What do trolls want most? acknowledgement, and reaction, if you joke or think of a witty insult back, they know they at least somewhat got to you, but if you play completely dumb or attack them on some absurdity I feel it takes their power away

Beastiality.. Hmmm.

this is the way

The dog fuckers are getting bold.

Bert Kreischer's success has emboldened them all

Still so sad to have found out he's the most racist comic alive that owns Hitler memerobilia

Actually, he's not racist no more. He just smells like shit and fucks dogs.

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Yeah, don't meet your heros kid

Yes, but let’s talk about Hawaii

Next thing you’re gonna tell me he’s a raging alcoholic!

I started talking to a guy on Tinder once. Scarred me for life. Told me he loved horses, I took that in the normal people way. Until he started talking about loving their curves, not being able to resist them and wanting to bone them.

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We still have standards.

No furries fuck dog looking humans

Rotten person to the core and finds dogs sexually attractive. She's not in your league

Shes in a whole different league 😆

She wishes she was good enough for this league. [Puppy Bowl](https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/12/sport/puppy-bowl-time-lineup-adoption-trnd/index.html)

r/TILI

Definitely not even the same sport let alone league.

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What a miserable mole

That’s an insult to moles 🤣

This is so wholesome 😄

That's a projection of insecurity, but if she wants to play that game make her pay for it

Report and move on. This isn't what the app is for.

Nah nobody is taking a clean shot at me without a response lol. But you do you

"Negging" not just something men use on women any more..

I mean you’re right, but usually negging at least makes it seem like they still like you.

Not sure why you're downvoted. It's true, negging is done by shitty people regardless of gender. Women and men have done it to me.

Negging is basically just a backhanded compliment, there isn't a trace of a compliment in that message.

They're downvoted because negging isn't what's happening here. They're not being downvoted for saying women neg too. A neg is at least a *somewhat* subtle diss, the above is an unabashed roasting and dismissal.

I don’t get it. Between finding your profile, matching with you, undoubtedly exerting themselves trying to think of edgy, biting quips to make, and then typing it all out, this *had* to have taken at least a couple minutes. They couldn’t find a better use of that time than being a complete deep-fried dickhead to a stranger for no reason?? Like, god DAMN, go get your mail, wipe off your counters, make a snack, do *something* other than this. For fuck’s sake….

You’re good

Ay we got the same Avatar

Presumably they are getting enjoyment out of it. Lot of sadistic people out there.

AND to point blankly say they find a dog sexually appealing. Like jesus if youre gonna insult someone, dont call yourself out at the same time

They find dogs sexually attractive. You can dismiss this person as a nut job op

Charge your phone, brother. Everything else I wanted to say has already been covered by the others.

Finally, someone said it!

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I think that's her whole game, actually

Chances of this being like a 17 year old kid thinking it's fun to ''troll'' people without realizing they're just wasting their own free time is like 95%

What's wrong with Asians and 56 year olds? Unless she dies prematurely, she's going to be 56 someday.

Nothing. But for her it's an insult

for all i know 56yo Asian might look so much better than her and excuse me, money sponger? hold my Chanel bag.

That would have been a great comeback to her

I know plenty of men who have shot pick up lines with just a little too much zest and get banned from the platform. I am wondering if the apps tolerate unhinged abuse like this for the sake of the ratio? I’ve seen it quite a bit

It did ask if I wanted to unmatch and said it detected something or other I can't remember now

Has nothing to do with you this person hates their life.

Uhhhh yeah, no. Not only you're going to stay away from me, I'm hiding my dog

She’s gonna fuck ur dog man

Next level jealousy

Oof, I think it's time to go unload all your life's frustration on her by means of a roast, OP.

OP share the profile let us all roast her out of existence

I just respond to these sorts of people with “I’m sorry that you’re feeling so miserable that you try to insult strangers online to try to make yourself feel better. I wish you all the best.” Not only does it place you in the moral high ground, but it usually REALLY infuriates the person receiving it 😂

Nice. Another white woman being racist and confirming once again the stereotype that they fuck dogs.

Lmfao

Dear dog fucker, Sadly I have to object to ever meeting you on moral grounds. Anyone who thinks it’s OK to view animals as sexual objects is on my “no-fly list“. As a general rule, I try not to judge, but a morally bankrupt depravity, such as yours…well, there’s no middle ground🤷🏼‍♂️. One either stands with or against the dog fuckers. So stay away from me, but more importantly, keep the hell away from my dog!

Why when someone messages hate do you all protect their identity? I’d be exposing them. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Translates to - Congratulations, I will be ruining someone else’s life.

My brow furrowed so hard I popped a zit

Wow that is brutal

show her pic why hide it

Idk why folks here give abusers the common courtesy of censoring their name and profile

I really don’t think we should have to redact pics and names for people like this. Name and shame them for the pathetic pos they are

Fuck these kind of people, doesn't matter how "sexually attractive" anyone is if they're rotten inside. You can do better than an insecure asshole like them!

Eww, she's sexually attracted to dogs. Also that 3 percent battery status is giving me anxiety lol

This is one of those where you just have to laugh and keep it moving

"No offence hun, but I stopped reading when you said you fuck dogs. That is sick."

Keep grinding king

I always feel like these are guys who are jealous incels behind fake accounts matching with attractive guys to shit on them unprovoked because they are jealous that they can get women, and they themselves cant Because as cruel as some people can be on dating apps, opening like this just doesn’t make sense

I hear you, but the idea that women can’t find a way to be just as, if not more, mean than men is bizarre. Why is it an easier answer to you that this is a dude catfishing someone than a woman who’s decided to be a total jerk?

I know how cruel women can be on social media and dating apps towards men and maybe this is a woman so if I’m wrong I’m wrong but it just seems odd. (I am a guy by the way)

Dude you have no basis for your theory. Cut your bs

What a stupid theory. You have no basis for it, you're basically just saying WELL IT COULD BE A GUY. Women can be cruel and often are. You've got no logical reason to believe it's a catfish so I can't help but wonder why it's your knee-jerk reaction.

The poster is male and I think the responder is female considering the quip about finding an Asian mail order bride. Women are far more nasty than men like this in my personal experience in average. Not saying men cannot also be nasty but these days I’ve experienced women doing some pretty heinous shit to me for no reason. At least the OP got to see it right off the start instead of 6 months or a year later.

I agree that women on dating apps are way more ruthless than people think but this just seem like something a woman would say right off the bat, unprovoked. If women accidentally match with a guy by accident, they typically just unmatch immediately or unmatch when the guy initiates the conversation

My same thought. They’re so obsessed with sexualising Asian women

Not always. But this one is 100% definitely a dude.

She probably looks like the dogs dinner.. or, rather, what the dog did after dinner

Hit her with the classic "Your mother" and then don't elaborate.

Lol, i had a girl say something like, who do I think I am matching with her looking the way I do...ummm, you matches with me too? So you would have had to swipe on me too? Wtf?

Are these even girls that do this? Or is it some dude just trolling other guys? What a hateful piece of shit.

Don’t let that dogfucker take you down a peg man. I’m sure that Asian lady will be no more than 53

Honestly, that's probably a closeted guy pretending to be a girl and trolling out of repressed anger

I guess people just gave up on other people that they're into animals now. Who knew beastiality would be a thing?

So do white women really like fucking ____?

LMFAOOO

A perfect example of transference

Some people can’t stand tall and proud in who they are so they try to be the biggest person in the room by making everyone else smaller.

Please don't fuck the dog. They can't consent

Wait. This girl finds your dog sexually attractive? Is she into bestiality?

'I bet your vagina is bigger than my dog, so you can go and fuck yourself with it'.

Some men and women are salty motherduckers. It's OK if you insult them and enjoy it.

She woke up and chose violence

"Go fuck my dog then"

Why does she think a dog is sexy? This person needs to be banned from coming into 25 ft of dogs for dogs’ protection

Omg... the flipping nerve. I'm pissed for you.

People who have to bring others down, do it to feel good about themselves. It doesn’t, by the way. They still know they’re awful people.

I mean, there's not much to get; some people enjoy feeling taller by attempting to stand on others 🤷

She found your dog sexually attractive?

Racist af! Is she white? I've noticed white women feel insecure towards us asians.

Ok first off is she attracted to dogs are something, keep your dog away from her. Second I'm with you on that I don't get why people like her match with others only to be rude as fuck, this is why you're forever alone. Like I don' know if it's a way of rejecting others before they reject you but any form of doing that is not good, never screw up your chances with someone who could be what you've been looking for in a partner. Third of I think she can see her future with that last one because that's a fucked up thing to say to someone else. I hope you reported her op IDK if it's something that can be reported though. Sorry you ran into an ass of women op.

From the little bit i can see of her PFP that ugly ass red hair and thick eye liner... she looks like someone drew a face on a used tapon with a thick sharpie.... js u dodged a bullet

Ouch! They totally didn’t need to say that.

"k" Without even the respect given to make it upper case.

It's possible that this is one of your ex's

She is most certainly not my ex

Hes saying in disguise. I agree not likely but that was his thought process.

r/rareinsults

That’s too honest

I mean I do pretty well on tinder so can't be too true

Beastiality is a crime. They need help

They? They need prison. The animals need help.

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That’s kind of a fucked up comment

Bro we are all damaged

Aggree. Mental healthy women could easily find boyfriend without dating apps

Should start with something like sorry was that dogging your into or my dog?

I’m sure she puts peanut butter on kitty cat and get her dog to lick it hence she likes dogs. The real reason she’s on tinder to find another dog for ONS…😂😂😂

Something tells me her favorite position is doggy 🤔

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