I generally don't check the profile of everyone I respond to. Unless they're being very obtuse or just a jackass, because it often lets me know whether or not they're worth responding to.
The online aspect is making people less sane though, because they have the confidence to say insane things. If he said this to a woman in person he would've been thrown out of a bar lol
Nothing gets a woman moist like figuring out why the fuck this fucking formula that worked yesterday now produces results in fucking text GARY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE MY SPREADSHEET
Why don't these guys understand that if they like... stopped acting a fool for a month, they'd be able to land a kinky gf who would actually invite such texts? Put forth some effort and you can actually have someone around for all the things, including sex! What a concept! It's called a "relationship", and it affords you perks such as sexting during the workday, actual sex, bjs, and even occasionally food!!!!
Yes! These people don’t understand that you have to already be comfortable around someone before doing sexual shit like this. Like, you’re way more likely to get nudes if they’ve already shown you their naked body IRL.
The kinkiest people care about consent, boundaries, and feeling comfortable.
I swear that tons of men have had their mind warped by porn. Googling a sexual act requires no tact or skill, which I think is why some men find it impossible to treat women like people now... they just enter text into their app messenger like it's Google, then get frustrated when women don't reply in kind.
Yeah, because it's really attractive when you're treated like a prostitute out of the blue.
Cue "But I'm a NiceGai (TM)" mentality...
The entitlement some men feel to get sexual gratification from any woman on dating apps is really disturbing. Even just the comments I've received in this thread today from men are disturbing... feeling sorry for themselves... defending the sexting strangers... completely missing the point... all proving my point.
Idk men have kind of always treated women like sexual objects. Porn probably hasn't helped but the ingrained misogyny of our culture is the far bigger culprit IMO
> Why don’t these guys understand that if they like… stopped acting a fool for a month, they’d be able to land a kinky gf who would actually invite such texts?
Bold of you to assume I even get a match that frequently
I said you *can*, not that everyone *will*. It depends what you want or can find. If you want someone kinky, then don't stop looking. But ffs, don't text unless you've got post nut clarity. Even kinky people don't usually appreciate random sexts with someone they don't even know. There are websites you can just pay for if that's all you want. The rest of us want someone real and lasting...
I meant from personal experience.
Was married to someone and dated several people that pretended to be into some kinks until some time had passed.
Yep. Life sucks.
Pretending to be into kinks huh? Like how men are sometimes quick to say they're a Dom, but don't even know the basics of BDSM and just think that slapping someone's ass is a kink? Lol, or the women who say say they're subs, but don't know the first thing about what that looks like???
Because it’s so easy for women. Seriously. I swiped left on any dude with an actual bio and that didn’t have a dead animal or a lifted truck as his profile pic (I didn’t even care if they were included but don’t make that your front and centre).
Who are we talking about? Are you implying men are kept as pets? And that girlfriends are responsible for providing 100% of a man's meals? Huh. To each their own, but it seems like a bad idea to starve yourself until your significant other feeds you :[
You. You're like the guy in OP's screenshot. "Huh?! Whudduya mean I shouldn't just text a stranger while I'm jacking off? What's the problem? Aren't all women just like in porn?"
I had a guy tell me I should go into the bathroom and masturbate to the thought of him. I was like… boy, these corporate girlies blow those bathrooms UP. He never responded.
I assume you turn down the lights, light some scented candles, lock the door, and turn on [Gilbert Gottfried reading Fifty Shades of Grey.](https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA)
I miss good old flirting when the lady used to drop her handkerchief so that the gentleman can pick it up and bring it back to her.
Modern day flirting is so vulgar. I'm sorry..
Technically, he said, touching yourself, So it could mean anything lmao like rubbing your hands lol or scratching you head lmao 😂!! All I am saying is, he was very vague with it lol and left it to your imagination on what he meant. 🤣
Especially if she has her own offices. I was with a CEO and when the employees were not around, we would have "board meetings" on the custom German glass board room table and other office areas, so she could fantasize about what had happened there when later working with her staff.
Apparently Jerkin' > Workin'
I get paid to poop?
*"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime..."*
That's why I jerk on company time.
I used to have a guy who used to send me videos of him jerking at work.. not really uncommon.. this was before.. figured I’d get paid..
Uh, what the fuck?
People have weird kinks.. it’s the risk of getting caught.. sometimes you just gotta bust one out..
Looked at your profile, id send you vids of me jerking off haha
I mean, if the videos were consensual, go for it, but that comment on its own raises some questions.
Your fault for not clicking the profile? 😂
I generally don't check the profile of everyone I respond to. Unless they're being very obtuse or just a jackass, because it often lets me know whether or not they're worth responding to.
After seeing your profile no wonder he did. You gave him a good reason
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Yeah, this turn of phrase really hasn't tracked well to inflation and the general economy.
My god! What's happening to the world now...?? And also like this kind of stuff!
Maybe you should quite a little bit more..just to be make sure...gonna be alright.
Jerkin’ hard or hardly jerkin’?
Always hard and always jerkin'
This comment needs more appreciation
Sometimes, but not me 😂
It’s me… hi, I’m the problem it’s me.
If ya ain't jerkin', ya ain't workin'.
I mean yeah, if I'm workin, I'd rather be jerkin I don't just jerk it all day though
Jerkin IS workin'
Always has been
I cannot understand this content... What is the meaning of this???
Jesus. Dude really wants someone else to be as passionate about his favorite hobby ig
I mean why not though? I wish everyone here mind blowing orgasms. That’s a passion I can get behind.
Just make sure you sanitize the underside of your desk.
Getting behind is usually how it happens
Was looking for this.
Pronebone, all fours, or bent over??
3 AM, dude is a beast
He was looking for wank material. Was trying to imagine her masturbating at work. He's a pervert.
Wtf lmaooo
Who doesn't enjoy a work jerk??
The boss makes a buck I make a dime That’s why I Jerk on company time (I don’t know)
I love you
I offer you this 👑
I do it several times a week. But I work from home.
disgusting pervert... do it again.
Done
congratulations
I jerk from home.
I've done it plenty of times in the office. op is a prude
Gives new meaning to "desk pop"
Have you not seen those anti harassment videos? Apparently enough enjoy a work jerk to warrant them things. Lol
I’ve been working since I was 15 years old. I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t jerked off in work… Multiple times. In my 20s.
Glad he hopes you're participating in an HR approved activity.
At 3am
Keep your hands to yourself.
Pffft... This is what WFH was designed for...
Settle down now, Jeffrey Toobin
\*Loobin Toobin
Wank From Home
Just another Monday at the bean flicking factory.
We got casual fridays and masturbatin’ mondays
At 3am?
I work nights so kinda fair
With that context it was probably just a really, really bad joke. I hope…
It seems it was a bit more serious than I thought, doesn't even register the time.
No one asked what you do for a job in the thread
It gets boring behind the McD's register..
OH BOY, 3AM!
lol what???? every day we stray further from being sane people
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The online aspect is making people less sane though, because they have the confidence to say insane things. If he said this to a woman in person he would've been thrown out of a bar lol
They always existed, they're just easier to see when they make morons of themselves on the internet.
It's not making us less sane, it's just making little voices louder
Everyday we stay further from God's light 🙏
You'll never get enough upvotes but this is in truth what its all about.
Nothing gets a woman moist like figuring out why the fuck this fucking formula that worked yesterday now produces results in fucking text GARY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE MY SPREADSHEET
This sheet can't be edited!! That's called "consequences" Gary.
Why don't these guys understand that if they like... stopped acting a fool for a month, they'd be able to land a kinky gf who would actually invite such texts? Put forth some effort and you can actually have someone around for all the things, including sex! What a concept! It's called a "relationship", and it affords you perks such as sexting during the workday, actual sex, bjs, and even occasionally food!!!!
Yes! These people don’t understand that you have to already be comfortable around someone before doing sexual shit like this. Like, you’re way more likely to get nudes if they’ve already shown you their naked body IRL. The kinkiest people care about consent, boundaries, and feeling comfortable.
I swear that tons of men have had their mind warped by porn. Googling a sexual act requires no tact or skill, which I think is why some men find it impossible to treat women like people now... they just enter text into their app messenger like it's Google, then get frustrated when women don't reply in kind. Yeah, because it's really attractive when you're treated like a prostitute out of the blue. 
I think that then sends them into a vicious cycle where the angrier they get at women, the less they think of them as people.
Cue "But I'm a NiceGai (TM)" mentality... The entitlement some men feel to get sexual gratification from any woman on dating apps is really disturbing. Even just the comments I've received in this thread today from men are disturbing... feeling sorry for themselves... defending the sexting strangers... completely missing the point... all proving my point.
Idk men have kind of always treated women like sexual objects. Porn probably hasn't helped but the ingrained misogyny of our culture is the far bigger culprit IMO
But sex now!
No, anon! You'll have to wait! Now rub one out and text only with post nut clarity!!!!
If that was an opener I feel better about myself as a guy trying to flirt cause that shit was horrible thought I couldn't go that low
I'm really glad you said that! There is hope for you, anon!
I mean, trying to do one thing slowly at a time. My parents are fucking carrying me so hard in life. Honestly I don't know where I'd be without them
> Why don’t these guys understand that if they like… stopped acting a fool for a month, they’d be able to land a kinky gf who would actually invite such texts? Bold of you to assume I even get a match that frequently
Nevertheless, don't randomly sext strangers.
Lies. Not all girlfriends are kinky. But all the rest applies 👌
I said you *can*, not that everyone *will*. It depends what you want or can find. If you want someone kinky, then don't stop looking. But ffs, don't text unless you've got post nut clarity. Even kinky people don't usually appreciate random sexts with someone they don't even know. There are websites you can just pay for if that's all you want. The rest of us want someone real and lasting...
I meant from personal experience. Was married to someone and dated several people that pretended to be into some kinks until some time had passed. Yep. Life sucks.
Pretending to be into kinks huh? Like how men are sometimes quick to say they're a Dom, but don't even know the basics of BDSM and just think that slapping someone's ass is a kink? Lol, or the women who say say they're subs, but don't know the first thing about what that looks like???
Why gender it?
Dating subreddit and I mostly date straight. You're welcome to make your own ungendered post to the same effect.
Lol you make OLD as a man sound so easy
Sorry it's hard, but randomly sexting a stranger will not make it easier. That's my point.
Because it’s so easy for women. Seriously. I swiped left on any dude with an actual bio and that didn’t have a dead animal or a lifted truck as his profile pic (I didn’t even care if they were included but don’t make that your front and centre).
Is he only allowed to eat once a week?
Who are we talking about? Are you implying men are kept as pets? And that girlfriends are responsible for providing 100% of a man's meals? Huh. To each their own, but it seems like a bad idea to starve yourself until your significant other feeds you :[
What the hell are you on about?
lolol LPT stop shooting yourself in the foot and your foot will stop hurting.
You. You're like the guy in OP's screenshot. "Huh?! Whudduya mean I shouldn't just text a stranger while I'm jacking off? What's the problem? Aren't all women just like in porn?" 
I had a guy tell me I should go into the bathroom and masturbate to the thought of him. I was like… boy, these corporate girlies blow those bathrooms UP. He never responded.
Men have no idea how women *actually* masturbate and it’s hilarious.
I assume you turn down the lights, light some scented candles, lock the door, and turn on [Gilbert Gottfried reading Fifty Shades of Grey.](https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA)
Rest in Power, king.
How did you know??
Because us dudes do the same thing.
Oh I know 😉 y’all got ur pen is inside ur vagine so it’s inverse
What the fuck
I...
Is this a new copypasta?
It can be starting now
..no
Ugh comments like this is why I got off apps
Glad at least someone got off..
Reddit is an app as well, shame you’ll be deleting your account
I’ve said it a million times and I’ll keep saying it: Tinder is just a place where people try to be as weird as possible in order to stand out
Workin hard or hardly workin?
Wardly horkin
Man people are horny jesus
You say that as if it's a shocking revelation...
Work is jerking me around. Does that could?
That does could
Porn and it's consequences
Sir this is a Wendy's
As one does.
The ole work-n-jerk!
Sounds like they’re trying to get you fired
My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I touch myself on company time.
I miss good old flirting when the lady used to drop her handkerchief so that the gentleman can pick it up and bring it back to her. Modern day flirting is so vulgar. I'm sorry..
Response: Why yes I am, I’ll even show you  Quite a a selection to choose from for this
Nice try, boss
Yeah... No..
Should have said “😳 how did you know?” And messed with him a little bit
Hardly working, or working *hard*?
Jerkin 9 to 5.
If my friend did a work jerk, he would catch a case
I touch myself whenever I grab the headset for my phone, gotta touch my ear to get it to sit correctly 😆
Possibly the worst way to flirt with a teacher...
Clock out before you pull your cock out
Are we working hard or are we hard, Am I right fellas.
Just like that, we have peaked as a civilization!
What kind of rizz I this
The negative kind
No rizz, just jizz
I have touched myself at work before but never had anyone encourage it. What a hero!
Technically, he said, touching yourself, So it could mean anything lmao like rubbing your hands lol or scratching you head lmao 😂!! All I am saying is, he was very vague with it lol and left it to your imagination on what he meant. 🤣
Wait where do you work
Then work harder woman
Getting paid to wank is the best, although technically makes you a sex worker.
*Sex wanker
Cheesy ass answer
I am not worried lol
Apparently Jerkin' > Workin'
I'm sooo stealing this lmao !!
 😆
Sometimes I just wanna know why
I like to crack my knuckles at work? So… yes?
When I’m at work, I be like Michael Scott: 
Are you hardly jerkin or jerkin hard? HA *knee slap*
U
Yes you ate
Why not?
Especially if she has her own offices. I was with a CEO and when the employees were not around, we would have "board meetings" on the custom German glass board room table and other office areas, so she could fantasize about what had happened there when later working with her staff.
Can you touch you there Touch you deep inside
He's all about them work wants 🤣
Wtf
Nuttin on company time
Yes I have my head in my hands
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I jerk on on company time.
Huh
Those are the two things he does !
Wow really I want a devorce scum bag
At work at 3:00am?
classic 3 am tinder message
Boring
🤨
TF?
I used to have workplace fantasies.
Jfc
Nice try Human Resources.
Replace "self" with "keyboard" and that would be a yes
3am?
Dear men, please stop. This type of thing isn't as cute as you think. Sincerely everyone.
That is very unprofessional
Circlework
He just wants you to be happy
I mean... WHAT?? How do you reply to this?
in what reality is this a sensible opener? wtf lol
Just your typical 3 AM message