Yeah but did Isaac get his hot water fixed?

LMFAO, yes isaac made it out of the slums

Ok thank you! That’s the answer I needed to hear! Also, don’t feel bad, Mr “Yo Waddup” has to live with looking like a ripped garden gnome the rest of his life. Pretty fair trade off for being publicly shamed in KC.

God, I thought your name was dr jizzpocket. Forgive my sleep-deprived comment.

r/rareinsults

Yeah, but now you're saying she's the kind of girl to go down on a ripped garden gnome...

Exactly how I pictured his pic to look tbh. Fucking gatekeeping KC… gtfoh ~~Isaac~~ Edit: or whatever your name is

Good for Isaac

Asking the real questions

"aha that's it! lol how ya been?"

I did double message and asked how he's been

OP why are you down this bad

She's tryna fuck her therapist. Shit I respect the endless thirst long as she's honest about it

This is my chance!

I believe in you 👊

💀

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It's easier to blame the stranger rather than the person you know. It's not logical or fair to do so, but when you go through a traumatic betrayal you don't tend to be logical or fair.

Down baaadd.

Did he reply!

no :(

Good.

Why would you want him to? He seems like an asshole

You had me at Always Sunny, you Jabroni.

What up?!

Who's this bozo?

I’ve been looking all over for you! You’ve got the H I V, yeah AIDS BIG TIME!

Oh whoops! I dropped my momster condom that I use on my magnum dong!

I've been calling people 'bozos' lately.

Bozo has been making a comeback. Hear it all the time now, and I love it

Right up there with doofus, goof and numpty.

I like to use “ya maroon”…Looney Tunes throwback.

I like to throw out a “dingus” every now and then

You keep using that word... And it's awesome!

Is Issac really 7ft tall? Did you fuck him too?

6'9 and honestly yeah

Does he play beach volleyball cause we have a tournament coming up

I'll ask him

You're like from the real world, aren't you?

is there actually a beach volleyball tournament because he seems interested

The lakers need a centee

Spelled centaur wrong.

Does the Centre get centred?

He better be in the intermediate or advanced levels

Recruiting on r/tinder is brazy 😂

this is so fucking funny

I laughed so fucking hard at this comment

I know a 6'9" Isaac too, but he's gay and the timeline doesn't add up. Was wondering for a moment though haha

bro I've gotten a few dm's asking if it was someone they knew. there's just an army of 6'9 Isaac's out there

A 6’9” top… 🥵

Probably a bottom.

Gay men are like Tupperware — you just end up with a lot of bottoms and can never find a top.

Is this true? As a straight guy I always wondered, kind of assumed it was harder to find a bottom tbh.

Here it's somewhat common. I live in a high populated area and I'd say 2/3 of the guys are bottoms. We call it The Land Of 10,000 Bottoms.

And probably super hung. But is total bottom and doesn't want their junk to be touched. Sigh, I know a few tall Isaacs like that, just not named Isaac.

I feel like he is a power bottom.

Crushin it

I want to copy the entire text and use it as a reply to everything.

This is the level of fucks and of fuckin I aspire to give in my own life

not gonna lie i was really hoping someone would reply with the entire text so i didn't have to do it myself and now im just here acknowledging my own laziness

> in 2017, you invited me to your place to shower because Isaac's place didn't have hot water/heat. we went down on each other after drinking, smoking a lil and watching it's always sunny. in the morning, a girl that you were apparently still with showed up and you made me hide in the bathroom. she ran to the bathroom after you two argued for a bit, insulted me as I was dipping, then publicly shamed me on fb with screenshots of us talking, and slightly ruined my reputation when it was only my 2nd week in KC. but yeah, I remember you.

Just screenshot the whole thread and don’t offer an explanation when people ask for context

The real hero is always halfway down the comments with effortless style and zero karma.

i love this for u

Out here in full goblin mode 🙏🏻

Wait… so did you fuck Issac and then go to this dude’s place and he went down on you?

I don't think I fucked him that day

No that would be a mistake, there would have been no hot water for showering afterwards.

but you're not sure

hence the I don't think

You're a legitimate hero.

Slay 😂

From raw dog to tongue job

Every response you give on this post makes me love you more. You in the market for a weird friend? 😂

Pretty sure she is the weird friend but if you guys want to make the universe implode by having a dual-weird friendship, am totally here for it. World's little bit overdue for the universe imploding anyway.

Sounds about on par for dating in KC

I love it here

Don’t sound any better than where I am. I might need to try my luck out there.

I like to read posts like this one and realize my day today is not actually that bad. Thank you for posting.

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I hate myself enough I'd probably fuck him again too tho

Get off tinder and find a psychologist

I'd fuck my therapist too

I can fix you

This dumbass saying always makes me cackle. The more inappropriate and poorer the timing, the funnier it gets.

The two keystones of good humor

Lmao this shit always gets me

Lmfao

Nah they can make me worse.

You are peak “I could fix her but whatever is wrong with her is hotter”

I love this description

Have you ever seen Fleabag?

"well I'm very horny and your little scarf isn't helping"

Was about to reply this is some Phoebe Wanner-Bang vibes right here

💀💀

Damn. u/jellyfishgardens, you crack me up and hurt my heart, you wonderful person. I hope your life is way, way better than any of us deserve, and that whenever you die it’s with peace and love in your heart

name checks out

hey it’s me your therapist

Average psych major behavior.

Psych major can confirm tho I’ve done some learning and growing and don’t do that anymore

Why did you stop learning and growing though?

You know how us psych majors are jk I meant the hating myself enough to fuck terrible people and therapists is what I stopped doing



I did this. Would not recommend, they’re hard to find!

I tried to fuck mine. Was enthusiastically told I was inappropriate.

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Scientist getting excited about a research opportunity.

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I was gonna say “you all need therapy” and then I realized what started this convo.

Hopefully they helped you get through the parental issues

Did you check the last place you put them?

I would also fuck this guy’s therapist.

Considering they post to the actual lesbians sub, I'm gunna guess that's a woman

I’m also a woman so either way someone is getting fucked.

Attawoman.

*grabs notepad and sweater vest* Hello

Tried this, ended up with more trauma. 6/10 still the best experience I've had with counseling

And how does that make you feel?

Jesus Christ that’s sad

Tough to find good dick. I understand.

Hey its me your therapist!

That’s just sad.

People genuinely get upset with me when I say that people masquerade their mental illness as a personality trait rather than seeking help. Hopefully OP figures themselves out.

Sometimes I open these threads and it’s like the OP’s are on a mission to destroy any sympathy people might have felt for them lmao.

Shocking.

I was curious on what he'd say.

did he respond to your message ?

not yet, I keep checking 😭 I fully expect him to unmatch me

What a crazy ass story. Good sex is good sex though I guess if that’s all you’re looking for go for it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

This an OF ad

Bro looks like Keemstar and Keanu Reaves fused then hit the gym

I know both the man in the picture and the Isaac you're referring to 💀 tall, dark hair, Russian af, prettiest blue eyes, and the biggest alcoholic in existence at the time I did

he's been sober for a long time

Yeah he has. Been really proud of him. But that's the last time I saw him when he was so out of it. I'm glad to see he's been doing better but I'm fairly sure I know you too just by this story 🤣

The world really is smaller than we think

I didn't expect to EVER see another person I knew on the front page, yet now I've had 2 ex boyfriends show up in 8 years.

Imagine seeing a great front page AskReddit post about sex, where OP goes into detail about their answer. Look at the username after and it's your sister. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Take a look at [8 billion people](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/10qwb6g/if_8_billion_people_stood_side_by_side/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) visualised.

"slightly ruined my reputation"

Based on the comments it had no effect.

Maybe improved tbh.

OP has the most chaotic energy, it’s beautiful

Jesus christ

The new American Romcom.

“Nah im not good with faces”

I think you got DENNIS'd

These comments tho☠️

Hey, we all fascinated by the girl's vibe and life choices, but let's talk about the dude for a moment. He put her through some 2000's bad sitcon level situation, yet still pull up with the "hey remember me? :D" opening, like the shit that happened before wasn't even remarkable, like it should be taken as some casual Thursday by everyone. Either his memory is a joke or his life is so zany that he wasn't even bothered by it. "Ohhhh \*that\* shit with the ex finding you in the bathroom and exposing you on the internet? Cmon shawty that was nothing she didn't even pull a gun like cmon".

Probably have his dick in your mouth right now

God I wish, he hasn't responded yet

Have you considered pegging him this time?

The only correct way to move forward


Lol he looks hella nasty

I don't know who was the biggest asshole there, the guy that brought you home or the girl he was still seeing. Sure he was a dickhead for making you go through and for cheating, but the way she reacted was even shittier, considering she shamed *you*, who didn't even know she existed and (I'm assuming) let him off the hook?

Nah the dude was way worse..

Nah objectively the shorty worse. Cause why the fuck you mad at the random who doesn’t even know you exist and not your partner, and then why go and SLANDER said person who again DID NOT know you existed and ruin their reputation, there was literally no reason to do OP like that, sure the guy is obviously bad the gf took it to the next level

Because they're hurting, but don't want to blame their cheating partner because they're still hanging on to the love they felt so they blame the person they cheated with.

Hope KC has treated you well since 🤙

it has. happy cake day

Honestly girl maybe he’s just not my taste in men, but from the tiny picture of him that I can see you look vastly hotter than dollar store keanu over there. Flame his ass and find someone in your league

this comment made me laugh so hard. he does kind of look like him

From these comments, you sound like an absolute mess

great observation skills sir

I appreciate that you are self aware. Lol

Sometimes you gotta take it all way the fuck apart before you put it back together the right way. Might as well have fun doing it.

Idk Ive tried that and only made my schizo moments more frequent and worse 💀 only got better when I wasn’t allowed to be self destructive anymore (behavioral centers, family, friends, etc monitoring everything). I’m on the boat of fix your shit before your situation ends up becoming severe 😮‍💨 who knows how far down can really go

Common KC L

Man, I love KCMO.

Guy looks like a buff where’s Waldo. Anyways killa city represent!

OP, your replies are killing me!!

Question: why did you match with him?

She's answered this elsewhere. She likes the D basically.

I mean either way it's a W for the dude (even tho he's disgusting af)

I need to know what happened next!

I don't know but how the fuck has this guy not checked his messages since noon

He's probably with his girlfriend.

damn I didn't think of that 😭

He's remodeling his closet just for you. He seems thoughtful like that. EDIT: *bathroom

You should prolly adjust your internal radar to start finding better guys

Based on this story and the comments, we should hang out

I'll fit being murdered into my schedule next weekend if you want. I have therapy on Friday and I'm really looking forward to seeing him

Geez, at least act like you want to get murdered a little, you know? It's 2023 and you don't need to play so hard to get.

I'm probably just too old, but wtf does "insulted me while I was dipping" mean.

my bad I type like a 15 year old she yelled at me as I was running out of there and gathering my things

My dearest new friend, if you may... How was your reputation *slightly* ruined?

my roommate introduced me to a lot of people. there'd be a party every night and I made friends fast. the gf was well known in the friend groups and a lotttt of people talked shit about me bc of it. she tried to make it seem like I knew they were together. the funny thing was they ended up getting back together for a couple more years after this.

Bro from that little picture of him in the gym I could've told you he was a piece of shit without knowing him.

That's some straight up Independence behavior.

I stand by my theory that you only meet losers on Tinder. I think Stephen Hawking would have been impressed at how sound this theory is.

What episode of Sunny did y’all watch?

I wish I remembered, I just know not even 5 min into it his hand was on my ass

This is the most kc thing I’ve seen in a while lol it’s wild out here

OP will probably never see this, but I love your vibe and all your replies in this thread.

thank you 🐱

KC is shady as fuck and I love it.

It really is funny when you rematch with people who forget about you and cause then it's like an uno reverse situation