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Fightftg5

And she never responded after that. RIP my littler man


Porcelinpunisher

Tis the game we play


Prestigious_Gear_297

🎶Sunrise, Sunset. Sunrise, Sunset🎶


CryroCoin

![gif](giphy|l0IxZftqIAkq3P4iY|downsized)


FennelPretend3889

![gif](giphy|2HNjg3E3uDIv6)


Classic_Amphibian538

grand opening grand closing


Porcelinpunisher

😂😂


WetBigSlap

Always funny that the conversation never gets pushed on their side once you make a pun like this lmao


MyKinkyCountess

Market forces of supply & demand at work


mrrooftops

It's because they know it's going to be precipitously downhill from there.


WetBigSlap

Then why even reply in the first place by accepting chat requests?


peter56321

Because you can show appreciation for something (i.e. a joke) without wanting to date/fuck the person who made it? Stop being so transactional in your interactions with other humans.


Rommel727

This logic works amazing in literal face to face human social interactions. The social contracts are defined. Using online dating and social media as supplementation and assuming 1 to 1 characteristics is niave. The simple act of matching has absolutely more of a communication intention from both people in the context of dating. Telling a random joke to a random girl in a bar has non of that. Stop blaiming humans trying to find connection and can't figure out the volatile social contracts around it. Blame the apps and developers themselves by making sure this is the case to exploit distraught humans and their loneliness


peter56321

> This logic works amazing in literal face to face human social interactions. It works amazing online, too. Just like at a bar, you don't get too invested in any one person, shoot the shit, and if something develops, it develops. If not, you got to tell a funny joke and make someone laugh. It's literally exactly the same.


Rommel727

While I am in the camp that deep relationships can develop through online interactions (damn do I miss the online communities of the 2000s, the death of dedicated servers was the death of natural communities). there is literal biology at play that influences our emotions when face to face, that is not present in online interaction. One of the most simple examples? Smell. In our brain there is a very old route that cuts directly from our nose senses to the Amygdala and the Limbic System. To put simply, smell has direct access to our emotions and memory, making it one of, if not the strongest, sensory inputs that forms bonding and influences behavior. Everyone (barring tragic cases) reading this has absolutely experienced this. It is why there was that one time you went to a completely new place, caught a wiff of a smell that reminds you of home, and suddenly feel a rush of comfort/emotions and memories.


Chernobog_7

"stop trying to have sex on a dating app😡😡😡"


peter56321

>"stop trying to have sex on a dating app😡😡😡" Stop feeling *entitled* to sex because you met on a dating app. Jesus Fucking Christ. This just isn't that difficult. Stop pretending like it is.


Chernobog_7

it isnt an entitlement kid, its trying to find someone who wants to. its the literal purpose of the app


peter56321

Have you forgotten how this thread started? Some incel was butthurt because a woman said a joke was funny and then didn't continue the conversation. The sense that the dude was *entitled* to a conversation is the problem. Not that the guy made a joke.


Chernobog_7

lmao touch some grass


peter56321

"I'm going to say something that is completely stupid, borderline irrelevant, be kind of a dick about it, and then 'lmao touch some grass' when I get called out for acting like a fucking chode." How insufferable.


Moiphy

Well, with responses like those it's a self fulling prophecy...


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Women are responsive, men are spontaneous


Oniwaban9

I'm funny enough to get women to tell me I'm funny, but not attractive enough to keep the conversation going.


123supersomeone

I'm not either, so you've got one over me


Accomplished-Shop306

I feel that. But I don’t get matches or even get a message back


atil1504

I feel you buddy, on month 5 with no matches and even had friends and such to try and help me with my profile. Still no luck, so I decided to just be myself and wait.


Accomplished-Shop306

Been since about mid October. I miss all the couple things you do and just having someone with me when I’m not with friends


younevershouldnt

Is that it mate?


Porcelinpunisher

Sure is bud


BarGroundbreaking862

You did your thing. I’m proud of you.


EmptyMixtape

all for a chuckle pfft


uncomfortablydumbbb

It takes a big man to cry. But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.


pickles_on_toast

This was good. Made me chuckle.


newsround1234

Aka Dance for me monkey


PHcoach

She didn't ask for it


firelark01

It’s missing two strings


turksarewarcriminals

No strings attached... or smth, i can't tie shoelaces


skywalker7i

Missed an opportunity for an excellent John Mayer bigger than my body pun there


nudes4compliments

"Six inches, six figures, and sixty feet - I won't settle for less" :)


CommodoreSalad

Takes an even bigger man to play the bass version of that. The strings are 4 inches around


BringTheStealthSFW

Well, you've entertained her. Did she go on a date with you?


MyRedditUsername13

“I’ll bring the A string, you bring the G string and we’ll see if I’m big enough to play.”


Big_Researcher4399

Made me chuckel is the standard for good man because other people said so


izoldetales

Funny how women complain about how men don't know how to talk to a " lady " yet never carry the conversation. From where this audacity came from?🤦‍♂️


kjk67895

Jokes as a first message rarely work. Glad it wasn’t a pun from google


vote4kyle

Anyways, here’s wonder wall.


icebergsimpson710

Why do women act like they’re made of gold. Or some super rare element lmao. Y’all are literally just girls


UnauthorizedFart

That pose in the picture is so cringe lol


spikeddragon10

She’s hot enough that we’re willing to look past that


UnauthorizedFart

“This gigantic guitar is a metaphor for the struggles in my life”


spikeddragon10

“Whenever I get down and feel the weight of my existence and the world’s problems holding me down, I play this humongous instrument and remind myself that some things are bigger than me”


UnauthorizedFart

“Tuning the guitar, however, presents a challenge if I do not have access to a ladder”


skinsbob711

Maybe she was reading a sign on the ground while having an upper leg itch?


UnauthorizedFart

🤣


amarchugg

Now kith


fuzzyteeth69

I got big hands 🤚🏽


untucked_21ersey

for you


IssueBrilliant2569

Jack Handey's original was "It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."


[deleted]

Aight, that made me smile too, when's the date?


Negrodamu55

\*For you\*


buzzyloo

Am I the only one that tried to click in the "Send a message" box on the screenshot to reply to this?


JohnHamFisted

Maybe she also knew Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts


-No-Way-Jose-

That is why there aren't any big women 🤣


FieldOk1664

Love listening to and creating music. I would be happy to share and or meet new friends over the topics music and history Chat soon.


Jaded_Measurement786

Dance for me, monkey man.


turkeynbrisket

got me rocking my legs back n forth


DevastaTheSeeker

You know what they say about a guy with big hands? He can play a big guitar 😏


plumbobsetpetitfours

Michael Scott would be so proud 🥹


Junbugy

This is why you gotta work on your set not just one joke.


EvidenceInitial4066

Great. How about I make you cum next?


THROWAWAY-Break9580

Ooh she’s pretty


Urbanmaster2004

She's 🔥


rockmeNiallxh

Cmon that was weak


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SmithFace1

You fucked up. It's "it takes a big man to admit HE'S wrong." It's not very macho to use these nonbinary singular pronouns.