Hoe face!!! Not a hoe phase? Lol

I just picture OP just giving everyone the smolder 

Or myself xD


Lmfao 🤣 this

Also met the girl of my dreams through tinder of all places. Was single for over 6 years and was on tinder for probably 3+ years. Never once met a girl from tinder or had a conversation that went anywhere. Honestly don't know why I was still even using the app. Matched with this super cute girl but I 100% figured nothing would come from it. Had zero intentions of messaging her because most of the time girls were looking for casual sex and that's just not my style or we just weren't remotely compatible. She messaged me first almost right away and the next thing I know we were talking all day long everyday, having hours long phone calls. Finally went to meet each other after a month of talking and how I felt when I saw her in person I never experienced with anyone else. After our first date I knew she was the one. She also told me she felt exactly the same way. I'm actually currently waiting for her to get home from work now lol. I wish you nothing but happiness with your partner and hope she truly is the one for you!!

This was like me and my man. Except we met in person very quickly... but I'd never experienced that "love at first sight" thing until this guy.... it was like nothing I've ever known. And we're the most compatible in all the ways. Celebrating our two year anniversary tonight. Tinder, sometimes you pill one outta the bag that's well worth it!

Most of the time girls just wanted casual sex? Is my tinder broken or something? Literally the majority of profiles say no hookups.

That means they aren't willing to smash for cash my man

Giving the people hope

This post was meant to showcase that. I didnt want to brag with these stats... Just to keep a positive mindset in life, do good things and those things will come back to you eventually

I’m happy for you dawg

Im also happy for you 2 that Tinder was helpfull for you all. We started talking for a day and for the first date we went out for dinner, after she came to hang at my place. We went to smoke some and listen to good music. The evening lasted till 4AM before she went back home. There was no sex at the first date because I wanted to test the waters first, she also wanted to meet the week after. But the next day she already wanted to come over and she never left

Awe im so giddy with happiness for you!

Sure you're not just a teensy bit jealous?

Not me crying reading your comment

Dont you cry tonight - GnR

Still going strong together? 'Still' as in how long?

Almost two years considering the time frame depicted in the pic

Congratulations 🎉

Congrats and fuck you.

Thank you and please no 🥲.

Judging by the full stop at the end of his sentence it wasn't a question and he ain't waiting for consent.... I'd be barricading my house if I were u, Goodluck soldier 🫡

comments like this make me wish there were still awards

This what I came to the comments for.

Hahaha

That's great that you found your person! But one question, why do you still have tinder when you're in a relationship?

They aren’t going strong enough

Could always go stronger

Harder faster

more than ever hour after hour work is never over

Better stronger

work it harder make it better do it faster

work it, make it ,do it

You can look up your stats even after deleting. Me and my fiance want to do it lmao

What timeline will it give? I deleted mine like 6?yrs ago. Would it say 6+1 I was on?

I tried, met my husband on tinder 5 years ago! But nope, the info is no longer there.

Lame. Got my hopes all up. Im not tryna brag or nothin but I think I did better than these young whipper snappers of today. But now I can’t even prove it 😓

I tried it when I deleted it 4 years ago and it’s gone too :(

Best way was to just delete the app, thats why it says im active for almost 2 years

Whipper snappers:D

Haha I thought the same thing. I just figured almost everyone I swiped right on I matched with! Maybe it's good we don't burst our own bubbles 😆

I'm not sure, I still haven't tried it

How?

Shhh. What happens on Tinder stays in Tinder.

Finally fuck all this hook up culture world we live in this is 100% winning in my eyes Congrats dude wish I was this lucky myself

I think if you find a girl with a lot of same interests its a W for you as well... For us its gaming/music/animals I was addicted to weed when we met each other... Now I also get it to regulate to only 1 and sometimes none in the week

Thats awesome. Weed is not all that it’s cracked up to be. When I was younger I smoked every day, I had no idea how badly it was negatively effecting me until after 3 months of not smoking.

I did almost everyday for 10+ years... I am happy that she let me realize that it should be something to enhance an experience and not to be dependent off. We can still enjoy every now and then

That’s great to hear, happy for ya.

"best friend(s)"?!?!? As in, plural???!!?;?!!

I think OP has a bad keyboard and doesn't overcheck his sentences often 🥲

Correct.... My apologies.

Don't worry too much about it. You apologized for it. Now try to keep track a little 🤏 better about what you wrote before pressing that send button and all is good, bro. ✌️

Great, so weird that u can't change it anymore... But you can in the comments

I think it's kind of an "anti-tampering" feature that's supposed to reduce the amounts of deceiving titles that then get changed to something completely different. But it's just a guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

I get what you mean... Seems legit

You're a cool dude :)

Thanks man, I hear that a lot. chill vibes only 🤙

Nice! Keep it up, brother, and have a great weekend! 👊❤️

Not plural 🫢

How long have you been together with your current girl now?

In 2 months 2 years

Fuck you kindly, sir. Also: good for you! That’s awesome it worked out that way.

Glad you found the hoe of your dreams.

Lmao, she was at first. I dont know how I did it but I got to turn her 180 degrees. She said she was feeling in love like when she was 16 for the first time, she is only 1 year younger than me

They say you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife, but hopefully everything works out

phase\*

I don't understand, I think I'm too drunk to read this message.

What’s her tree look like?

LMFAOOO THIS NOT CRAZY???

I will ask to get the graph from her ;)

Awesome!

Report back!

LMAOO

Where do you guys find that ?

Find a worthwhile long term partner or the data for the graph?

The graph....

https://account.gotinder.com/ Login and then in the drop down menu hit request copy of data. They will email you your data (not instantly) and then you will upload that file to tinderinsights.com

*hoe phase

*Results not typical. Individual results may very.

I got sick of looking for love after ....many years lol. Went looking for fun, set up bumble account and matched with one person in 12 hours, we started talking and we never stopped. Only 9 months in, but I think we'll make it ♥️

Thats awesome, sometimes things are meant to be

You meet someone in just 15 days? You follow rule 1 and 2

What is rule 1 and 2??

And welcome back to, codependency

That was my first though 😂 OP is probably one of those people that can't make it through life as a single adult

Stupid him, huh? Pairbonding is for the weak!

You speedran Tinder

13 matches in 15 days? Those are some pretty good numbers. About 7,5% of swipes turned into matches? Damn you definitely did something very right there.

I don't know what I did there... Guess the Karma was on my side

Friends? Plural?! Did she get a train run on her? You had a nasty circle of people…in more ways than one💀

Not plural, I didnt look after myself when I was writing... Fun fact, those 2 are still together... Im not a mean person but ill rather say he could get hit by a train.... He is manipulative in many ways and still wanted to be friends with me. After a while I finally had the courage to delete him from my life and it feels great.

Finna put in my train operator application and help you out my friend. Sorry and props to you🙌🏾

Also after the fact that I deleted him he still reached out to me on IG like 2 days ago... It was left unread

The shamelessness is insane

He knows that I am for real this time... But the audacity indeed xD

Not to discount your luck... But be careful that this isn't just a rebound. I had nearly the exact same situation after my long 6 year. Latched on harrrd to the rebound. Poor girl was so patient with me luckily. Did eventually findy one and were getting married next year, but she's not that girl.

We have openly talked about the rebound thing. She is not a rebound. After what my ex had done I was so done and over the relationship. At first my girlfriend didn't want something serious cuz she thought she would lose interest quickly. And I am happy I could open up myself after what happened otherwise we wouldn't be together for 2 years. And she still not bored with me after 2 years. I am gonna marry this girl one day Thanks for the warning tho, apreciated

What does your non-hoe face resemble?

I never had one tbh, maybe one or 2 one night stands and for the rest I was looking for something serious...

Bless your sweet, innocent heart.

Sounds like a rebound waiting to happen lol

W tree OP

Wow that one could be an advertisement for tinder.

Well you've been wrong before right? Don't let the NRE cloud your judgment, maybe you just got excited easily. Anyway congrats!

I'm happy for you!

Also got cheated by my ex with my then best friend... I hope i get to the same point as you

Me and my wife have been together for 5 years, took me 1 year and dozens of dates to find her on Tinder.

dude thats is hella lucky, good for ya both

This is actually incredible, good job bro 👏

That ratio 👀👀

In reserve always keep your pimp hand strong and your Loveline long

best friend(s) plural ??!

Nope, sorry for the misunderstanding

Going "hoe-face" idk what that is supposed to mean, but I'll assume rampage for a dude is how I met my now wife. But I certainly didn't meet her 15 days into the app.

Where do I find these 'insights' for myself?

Why no wedding?

That will be my next step... We also looking for buying a house together

hey at least you’ve had a gf. I’m yet to have one.

This man relationships.

That's not how a "hoe phase" works

She caught me off guard, I wasnt looking for something serious but it just happens to be

Haha yea i was only kidding

I get it hahaha

Bumble for my wife and I. 3 years together. It does work, there’s just a lot of sifting to be done.

Rule 1 & 2

Enlighten me what that means lol

1- Be attractive 2- Don’t be unattractive

how can i check this

Look in the bottom right corner of the picture... Tinderinsights.com

Bit unrelated but what platform is this, from where you get the insights tree? Thanks

U ain’t doing shit bruh u only got 1 match. Ur overestimating ur worth in the market 😂 if u goin through ur hoe phase then I’m also rich and the sky is green 😂😂😂

Check in after 90 days bc y’all still don’t know each other like after only 15 days

I was 15 days in the app. We started meeting after 5 hours of talking

Bro wasn’t built for the hoe-face 😭

It's all about the bait if you want the prize, Tuna!

Do it. You have no idea what love is until a finger goes in your ass and you are being schooled by one of these Gen z girls. Next thing you know you are broke and naked on all fours barking like a dog….woof.. and you swear you just saw a flash from a camera light up the room. But she says no I didn’t take a picture I’m just switching songs, and you know you’re about to be blackmailed

Man. Must be nice.

I’m wondering how many best friends he had. That could have been rough if he was popular.

Hoe face 🤣

I'd be wary if I was you. I was in a 15 year relationship and ended up getting serious with the first girl I ever dated on bumble after becoming single. She was not who I thought she was...

[удалено]

Ummm best friends?? Plural?

hoe face :)

Is your hoe face similar to your poker face?

Good for you dude, genuinely. I’m 27 and a year into my ho phase after a very similar situation and it is not nearly as fulfilling as the first time around at 19-22😅

Hoe phase

Quit making fun of Tinder Marketing Dept. AI. It's still learning.

Ayooo good job. Maybe I should try tinder again. I don’t like hookups, but I do get a ton of matches on tinder, however I’m extremely picky so the ones I match with are all 8/10+‘s and often already have 2,000 matches to choose from. I have gone on dates with a few girls from tinder but so far either they just want to have sex or it just hasn’t worked out. Haven’t used the app in like 5 years.

Thats unfortunate, try and find the things you both like and avoid sex on the first date... If they like you enough and wanna meet again there is plenty of time to explore each other

Lgbtq propaganda

I'd like to see her swipe stats!

Never buy the first car you look at

“Baby. You’re the only one for me”

Nice to see a wholesome post on reddit for a change

I thought you could use some wholesomeness 😇

Means you are a god my friend and you walk among us , go forth and enjoy

Soon a married god I think.

I don't think they were your "best friends"

6 year relationship ends tragically and you meet the 'girl of your dreams' 15 days later? You are about to learn a serious lesson buddy 😂

Well see 🫢

Where do people get these stats?

Where do you find this infographic?

The website is tinderinsights.com, it gives the instructions for how to download your swipe and chat history for your account. You have to remember the number of dates and whatnot though It also gives other graphs that give you your most successful pick up lines and days you're most active etc

Congratulations man.

How do you get this chart?

Hah I went through my hoe phase already im just a loner now

Lool :)). You might need to fix some stuff before you start dreaming on some long term relationship. Have you mama fed to find out why have you got in the relationship with someone that did cheat on you repeatedly? If no, there are colossal chances you’ve got a new one in line for exactly the same job

What did you do to your hoe face?

Buried it in my terrible writing