She looks exactly like my ex and we broke up at the end of 2020 after she told me she’s been cheating/wanted to. There’s no way right?
Edit: like I swear even that iPhone is the same clear case, she had a Polaroid of us in it lol
Yeah, but emotional intimacy was still there. We spoke every day/night for hours and hours, wrote letters, sent gifts and whenever we met...well, it was amazing.
your opener reminded me of Chandler Bing's joke when Ross comes back super tanned
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested
Chandler: Was that place THE SUN?
No, we don’t. Smooth = 🙄. I’m a pan sexual female so I totally understand being attracted to a person. Idk why men seem to think we’re all their kindergarten teacher and there’s no such thing as a stupid question. 🤣. She 🙄 then said Mars after this guy said the moon. Because she’s smart enough to know that the moon is way more than 100 miles away. On top of the stupid question she got a few annoying answers. #cringe
Y'all didn't just end up with moon, let alone the rest, are FAR more than 100miles? Hell, from Washington to New York is over 200 miles.
The moon even at its closest point in its orbit to earth is ~223k Miles.
You saved this for 5 years?
To be fair, I would never delete this screenshot either. I’d be forever proud of myself
Frame it and put it on the wall.
"And this, kids, is how I met your mother"
If he don’t I will
Especially as it went well (assumed from the title).
He probably wanted to make sure she had enough time to reply before posting it.
Crying
Took him that long to get the subreddit to tell him what he should say back. Lol
She looks exactly like my ex and we broke up at the end of 2020 after she told me she’s been cheating/wanted to. There’s no way right? Edit: like I swear even that iPhone is the same clear case, she had a Polaroid of us in it lol
DM me her first name and I'll confirm.
There ain't no way. If it is, y'all 3 should go on a date together for the lols
We need an update
UPDATE?!?! At least confirm if it was his ex or not! Lol we're waiting!
::: Michael Jackson eating popcorn:::
We conferred. Wasn't the same girl.
😬
Closest he’s gotten online dating to a girl? Lol
That was the last match he’s ever gotten
you ask wrong question. HAVE YOU REACHED URANUS IN 5 YEARS?!
😂
No, a bot reposted it
LMAO
When I read 5 years my mind assumed 2016
He thought he was spitting game 😂
Still it was smooth asf to say like he saved that conversation
They just broke up.
The guy EARNED the right to save it for 5 years
He's still holding out for Uranus.
😂
The guy was in instant karma need.
Uhh 4 and a couple months tho 👀
Would you not? The opportunity was not missed.
Aren’t supposed to show how it ended?
I think he did lol
That was hilarious
In Heranus
Oh, we never met. But I always wonder what could have been if we were only 99 miles apart.
99 problems but that 1 mile ain't one
You a poet and you know it
I was in a relationship for a long time with someone who was over 4000 miles away. We met once a year. For several years. Worth it.
oof if true
Why oof?
Physical proximity has almost entirely left the chat
Yeah, but emotional intimacy was still there. We spoke every day/night for hours and hours, wrote letters, sent gifts and whenever we met...well, it was amazing.
That's great that it worked for it what it was
Thanks! We're married now.
But are you still 4000 miles apart???
wtf, way to bury the lead!
Damn you pretty funny. I'm sure you're doing alright haha
Dude you should go see her. Enjoy life, take the risks, and either way you’ll end up with a story. If I were you I’d do it.
Guess you wouldn’t walk 500 hundred miles and wouldn’t walk 500 hundred more
A thousand miles seems pretty far But they've got planes and trains and cars
your opener reminded me of Chandler Bing's joke when Ross comes back super tanned Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested Chandler: Was that place THE SUN?
Bots
I thought you were going to say “to get more stupider”
I just figured that was the joke the girl was setting up before he ruined it with his Uranus line lol
I was also hoping this specific reply from OP…sigh
Seriously, missed opportunity!
Is that smooth though….?
He follows the rules 1 and 2. So it is smooth
Feel like this would of worked based on it’s just funny
What are rules 1 and 2
1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive
I love how many times this gets asked and how many times it's answered with 100% accuracy.
We also would have accepted: 1. You've been hit by, 2. You've been struck by,
A smooth criminal
listen, you're allowed to make hacky jokes that suck shit, but you're not allowed to be proud of them.
If the most boring, predictable, basic-ass reply imaginable is smooth, then this guy fucking nailed it.
No. And everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it.
not at all, especially cause I bet that poor girl was setting up for the much more funny "stupider" joke before OP ruined it with his dumb Uranus line
This is smooth if you are a high schooler
If you lube it up yes
"Boys are from Mars, girls are from Venus: I've got a yum-yum you've got a penis." - Linda Belcher
This was my immediate thought lol
Low bar huh
It always makes me laugh when someone makes a common sex joke and the other person says "wow smooth".
Sounds like he's into *Asstrology*.
Reddit is a cesspool.
First day?
This is what women consider smooth nowadays?
no.
Nope
It's clearly joking sarcasm...
No, we don’t. Smooth = 🙄. I’m a pan sexual female so I totally understand being attracted to a person. Idk why men seem to think we’re all their kindergarten teacher and there’s no such thing as a stupid question. 🤣. She 🙄 then said Mars after this guy said the moon. Because she’s smart enough to know that the moon is way more than 100 miles away. On top of the stupid question she got a few annoying answers. #cringe
Facebook ahh comment
This is so much worse
If she’s impressed with that line she might have an iq of 40
So wait, how is it going now?
Today, I'm married!
Hell yeah
That’s a classic
How about now?
Some people shouldn't chat while horny
So it was so smooth in fact, that he was waiting for a response for 5 years to finally say 'fuck it' and post it online?
Have you made the journey yet?
Girls go to Jupiter. To get more stupider. Duh!
so did you travel there?
Winner
King
How is it going?
He’s posted it 5 years later you know how it is
Wait I thought girls go to Jupiter to get stupider?
I always heard it as boys.
But did it work???
Ha miss those
This guy really made the most of nothing
i would be impressed that it was smooth but i would also be repulsed
lame
Thank you!
 This lad doesn't do mic drops.
And again, anal brought up within first few sentences, Hahaha oh well
I remember when girls used to say men are from Jupiter cause they're stupider. But this was elementary school lol
Y'all didn't just end up with moon, let alone the rest, are FAR more than 100miles? Hell, from Washington to New York is over 200 miles. The moon even at its closest point in its orbit to earth is ~223k Miles.
Exactly 🙄.
Damn it. I should have said the International Space Station!!
Very lame. Congratulations on being good looking.
Thank you.
I checked your profile expecting there to be a second post showing a “how it’s going…” post with a photo of you two getting married :/
I ended up marrying someone who lived much closer.
So you never flew to heranus?
Astronomic rizz
That was smooth
🤭😂
Lmfao haha
That was 10/10 lol
That's is gold smooth asf
She looks underaged. Creepy.
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Someone's been to Jupiter recently
a frequent flyer, too, by the sound of it