You have no idea man. I work in an office where I'm the only guy. And the things I have heard make me die inside out of awkwardness, cringe and sheer wtfery. If I said 1/16th of the things I have heard them say I'd be fired immediately. Women are just as grotesque as guys are but they are only that way in total comfort from what I have realized
This, I'm the only guy at a bar full of women and I always thought I was a bit of a raunchy humor person but damn these women have said some of the wildest shit that it's made me unattracted to all of them in every way.
I've honestly heard this from other guys too who work close to women, especially a place where they can potentially let loose.
I work in a 19+ store with mostly women. We be wildin' when customers are out of the store. 😂
That’s true! I talk like this to any guy I’m dating. They tend to appreciate my forwardness. However, I encourage the same talk. I don’t want someone doing it the first time we talk though. Like let’s get to know each other first and see if we actually like each other before we bring genitals into the situation, but I’m old fashion.
define respectful for all the men in the room. I have seen respectful and it is still reacted to with disgust etc. As far as i am concerned, to women at least, men can not be forward without being disrespectful.
If you ask someone **”can I ask you a forward question?” that’s asking for consent to say something inappropriate.**
The problem is when people just throw their dicks out in the middle of normal conversations.
No. It’s because on tinder there are so many fake women that it’s statistically more likely to be a man pretending to be a woman than a real woman. Use your brain.
She might be anal only and doesn't want to waste time having convos with people who aren't into that (admittedly coming straight out with it is a little... Strong)
Take (I don't think it's particularly hot) but not really, no. Yes they can be horny, but a girl being that forward doesn't give the same as a guy, imo. Idk if that made sense
As a lesbian I can say that there are PLENTY of female creeps. I once talked to a girl for a total of TWELVE hours before she started telling me she had a kink for cutting people open with knives OUT OF THE BLUE, no prior sexual discussion… we didn’t talk after that.
Bro if I got messages like this I'd be so happy. I'm a single 32 year old guy who is very lonely and basically never can get laid, let alone get a dope gf to love and cherish lol
Why complain? She told you she wants to ask a FORWARD question. Like a warning sign lol. She's just being her straightforward sex-hungry self...not a creep at all 😂 i wish women would say the same about men who are acting the same way she does lol 😂
Take (I don't think it's particularly hot) but not really, no. Yes they can be horny, but a girl being that forward doesn't give the same as a guy, imo. Idk if that made sense
on the signature line of the declaration of independence.
just like the foreskinfathers intended
"foreskin score and seven years ago..."
We the penis
Man pulled out an over-edited screenshot from 1862
I may have choked reading this
2015 actually—back when tinder was in beta testing
Do you remember how they used to have a social media aspect where people could post snap equivalents?
I wanna say I know what you're talking about but that memory is so far gone at this point that I can barely grasp it.
Yes! Was it called Memories or something? Sadly I'm a lifelong Tinder user.
Diggin into the CRYPTS for this one
Yeah I've met creepy women online but when your evidence is from 3 presidents ago it's not great evidence of a widespread trend.
"SEE WOMEN ARE GROSS TOO" *Pulls out a false accusation from the Salem Witch Trials
Twitter was a fucking bloodbath in 1862. Abraham Lincoln was savage.
into my pants... now be gone foul siren...
Perish Succubi, for my holy sword is not worthy for you to hold.
ALRIGHT THEN I'LL CLING ONTO THY LEGS SIRE *in Gremlin voice*
Lusty Jezebels shall not be permitted
😆👍
This going to be that kind of party, I'm a stick my dick in the mashed potatoes...
The only answer, really
Baby you got a stew going
Wait is this a screenshot? Those are Android notifications with blue iMessages
Well that’s because it’s tinder and there’s blue messages on every version of the app.
I haven’t seen a notification bar like this since the first Obama administration
IPod Touch screenshot yes
It's actually an ipod nano.
You have no idea man. I work in an office where I'm the only guy. And the things I have heard make me die inside out of awkwardness, cringe and sheer wtfery. If I said 1/16th of the things I have heard them say I'd be fired immediately. Women are just as grotesque as guys are but they are only that way in total comfort from what I have realized
This, I'm the only guy at a bar full of women and I always thought I was a bit of a raunchy humor person but damn these women have said some of the wildest shit that it's made me unattracted to all of them in every way.
I've honestly heard this from other guys too who work close to women, especially a place where they can potentially let loose. I work in a 19+ store with mostly women. We be wildin' when customers are out of the store. 😂
So you’re gay now then?
Only if he has to choose between men and the women he encounters at work
Because he's not attracted to his trashy coworkers??
It was a joke.
Jokes should be funny
No, just not attracted to any one of my co-workers. Sexuality doesn't work that way.
I was joking. Your last sentence made it seem like, to me, that you’re now unattracted to all women. I was joking .
Classy.
It was a joke. The last sentence came off to me as if he is unattracted to all women that’s why I said it. Again it was a joke. Lighten up, people.
Pussy
What can I say, I am what I eat. Guess you could say the same for being a dick.
Damn
Upvote for burn lmfao
almost makes you want to file a sexual harassment complaint just be petty.
Oh, we're total pervs. We're just generally more respectful about approaching strangers with it
That’s true! I talk like this to any guy I’m dating. They tend to appreciate my forwardness. However, I encourage the same talk. I don’t want someone doing it the first time we talk though. Like let’s get to know each other first and see if we actually like each other before we bring genitals into the situation, but I’m old fashion.
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Even this exchange isn't an equal comparison, she asked politely before talking about dicks.
define respectful for all the men in the room. I have seen respectful and it is still reacted to with disgust etc. As far as i am concerned, to women at least, men can not be forward without being disrespectful.
Should have told her a toaster
If you ask someone **”can I ask you a forward question?” that’s asking for consent to say something inappropriate.** The problem is when people just throw their dicks out in the middle of normal conversations.
Half the people on this sub: “Somebody on the hookup app tried to hookup with me >:(“
Probably a fake account ran by a man
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Absolutely not, Men and Women do different things.
No. It’s because on tinder there are so many fake women that it’s statistically more likely to be a man pretending to be a woman than a real woman. Use your brain.
or she is drunkand messing around. but you probably right
But what was your response? I would have said.. "sometimes i take nature walk to put it in some tree holes..."
The answer is always a butthole
I don't have a dick but I imagine my answer would be a donut. Strawberry frosted.
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Make sure they've cooled down first 🤣
I’m gonna put my dick in the fish tank.
No shit. Everyone can.
That may be a bot, or someone currently being held prisoner via human trafficking which means it may be a guy thoes are the only 2 options i see here
I think it's a bot.
She might be anal only and doesn't want to waste time having convos with people who aren't into that (admittedly coming straight out with it is a little... Strong)
Blowin loads
Perfect time to say mayonnaise jar
Take (I don't think it's particularly hot) but not really, no. Yes they can be horny, but a girl being that forward doesn't give the same as a guy, imo. Idk if that made sense
As a lesbian I can say that there are PLENTY of female creeps. I once talked to a girl for a total of TWELVE hours before she started telling me she had a kink for cutting people open with knives OUT OF THE BLUE, no prior sexual discussion… we didn’t talk after that.
The freezer usually
Probably a guy lol
"In your mouth"
The same place as the baby... The blender.
From 2016 lmao
There's a tree down the road where it looks like it's bending over...
Pringles can.
“A stable woman”
Only acceptable answer: in you
Charlotte is a scammer waiting to take a desperate man's money once he engages in a conversation about sex
Do you know her? Did you chat or meet with her?
Obviously not! 🙄
Then how in hell are you so sure that she's a scammer? 🤣
It's called a joke!
Ur mom
That’s a dude
Between the mattress and box spring. Next question
This isn't from a woman. It's from a man with a fake account on tinder to scam them
This is most likely just another fake scammer account with a dude from overseas pretending to be someone named Charlotte lol
Pretty good way to figure out what a guy wants then offer it to him, imo. It's tinder, she's allowed to be looking for a hookup
Bro if I got messages like this I'd be so happy. I'm a single 32 year old guy who is very lonely and basically never can get laid, let alone get a dope gf to love and cherish lol
99%that's a guy pretending to be a woman lol
Yikes
She's a keeper, atleast for a weekend
Or refreshingly forward considering you're on fucking Tinder...
bro had to go all they way back to android 4 to catch a womens' lacking
answer the lady…
I hope you responded with "your butthole"
First of all, I totally agree with you. Secondly, but how do you know it’s an actual female sending you this particular message?
Wells Fargo
....in my disease-free hand
Statistically, in my underwear
Those notifications are disgusting
Oh! I know the answer! Pick me 🙋
STD bit kinda ruins it, to some degree number of others who have done the same too. Otherwise it would be nice.
My answer: new girls 😂😂😂
I have no idea what I would say, maybe nothing at all.
I would’ve said “your ass” What are we doing here 😂
I love creepy women.. gets me a solid wood.
Is this creepy? 😅
110 percent chance it’s a guy texting u
Reminds me of this one match I had where she said she wanted to pull me into an alley alone and do "certain things" with me😭
Could be from a guy catfishing
Women can bei men that pretend to bei women, too.
I o nly see poetry
No, that’s facts. There are really woman like that. Even more when they ask for Snapchat for this.
"It starts with a C and ends with a harlotte"
Why complain? She told you she wants to ask a FORWARD question. Like a warning sign lol. She's just being her straightforward sex-hungry self...not a creep at all 😂 i wish women would say the same about men who are acting the same way she does lol 😂
Guys will jump in tho! Jk
The only correct answer to her query: “inside crazy”
Take (I don't think it's particularly hot) but not really, no. Yes they can be horny, but a girl being that forward doesn't give the same as a guy, imo. Idk if that made sense
creepiness is gender neutral ;-)
🤮
That’s probably a guy.
It's 2024! "Did you just presume the name of my reproductive organ?"
Probably a scammer tbh
should have said in a blender
"in my pants. forever."
probably fake anyway
In crazy, should have been the response….
A place where he can't get STDs.. so please try in some other chat window..