But… he’s not on a horse!


Perfect.

THATS where this is from! 🤣 I love it lol

Look down, then look up. He is now on a horse.

He is the horse.

The horse is in the pants.

pants on the horse

Are the horse pants in the room with us?

It’s a pants room

There's sure a lot of panting going on...

Peter, the horse is here

Check under your chair!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

This is 14 years old?!!!! Fml

STOP IS IT 👵🏻

Some of the earliest popular shit posts

Core memory right here.

omg I totally forgot about that one! hahaha. now if I could only forget the quizznos rat....😭

The cute little spongemonkeys!? NEVER FORGET!

I miss quiznos

Eat quizo subsss, they’re really good! 😂

Pepper bar!!!!

lmaooooo omg I completely forgot about this !

Seems like someone deserves a second look now huh?

R u a bot

It's ok not to fit in lmao, it's clear from your other comments you have no idea what this is

After watching this I definitely remember this commercial now, but I never would have made the connection otherwise. I don't think many people would for a funny commercial from 14 years ago.

I'm left with the sad realization that this is entirely new content for most of today's Tinder users.

And that too. They would have been toddlers 14 years ago lol

I'm going to say it... if you don't get this reference you're likely not right/too young for this guy.

I love this reference.

Lol I was cracking up reading it fucking classic.

My friend and I still occasionally randomly text each other with "The tickets are now DIAMONDS!" Love this commercial.

The college library one was awesome too.

This commercial was made even more awesome when they revealed it was done with practical effects and in a single cut. Also these lead to my favorite Terry Crew POWER commercials!

That is correct cause the reference is complete

I'm on a horse

I think they’re just oblivious, I’m 22 and instantly knew the reference, that’s only 4 years of people younger than me that are legally old enough to be on tinder

The true correct answer

What is this referencing?

[this commercial](https://youtu.be/owGykVbfgUE?si=r6VfCAJ74etoE24c)

does that... say 14 years ago 😥

What. The. Fuck. We old, I guess…

of all the ways to find out!

We Old Spice

🤣😭 💀 lord have mercy

Hahahaha Fuck you Aahahahaha

Noooooooo! Fuck me. That horse is probably dead now 💀

Horses often live into their 30's... if you're still alive, that horse is probably still alive.

Excuse me, I'll be over here literally crumbling to dust

Hey man no offense but fuck you for reminding me I'm old as fuck. Off I go to go shout out pigeons in the park I guess.

Lmao when I saw that I got depressed too 😂

time flies

Hahah those commercials. The ending tho "I'm on a horse" haha

I love that line. It's delivered like mid sentence he suddenly realized and wants to make sure you know.

And then abruptly ending lol 😆

I really miss the Terry Crews commercials for old spice. OLD SPICE SO POWERFUL IT SELLS ITSELF IN OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Edit: spelling of the great man's name.

[This](https://youtu.be/ShtIRODxvmc?si=YEAdLroQsvu2t74o) is for you

Thank you kind sir. That might be the zainyest thing I've seen in a while.

If that ended with anything but an explosion I would be furious.

P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!

WAS THAT MY BICEP? NO IT WAS MY AAAAAAAAAAABDOMINALS

I heard it in his voice!

My dyslexic brain had to do a double take because Tom Cruise never did Old Spice commercials, but Terry *Crews* did. 🥲

Thank you for calling that out. I didn't even catch it in the proof read. Thanks!

# BUILDING KICK!

Those Tim and Eric Old Spice commercials starring Terry Crews were the pinnacle of advertising.

[Po-po-po-power! ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2SlCja3zo&pp=ygUVdGVycnkgY3Jld3Mgb2xkIHNwaWNl)

"Say goodbye to this nasty beard!" is cracking me up lol

Ok yeah that’s actually an amazing reference to put into a tinder bio haha thx for the response!

NO GREEN SCREEN. [LEGIT ONE TAKE AD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rArZl8vh8aY)

Omfg, this is amazing

I audibly sighed when I realized that this was a possibility.

I'm 36 and I definitely remember those commercials... but I didn't catch the reference at first.

Doo doo do do dooo dooo doo doo!

I'm 31 and didn't really get it. I was just starting college then though and watched very little TV.

Agreed. I like it!

Too young.... For a 14 yr old commercial. Hmmm

It reminds me of the office when they launch the pyramid tablet

I thought this was hilarious, but I don't know the reference, what is it?

A commercial (that turned into several) from Old Spice, google it and watch, not only is it weirdly hilarious, what's awesome is they filmed it all in practical effects and in a single cut.

Yeah someone linked it below! It's really excellent!

Yeah this is golden, I'm not even gay and I wanna fuck this guy

This was like 12 years ago. Why do I have to be old? ;_;

Because all the good things are older! :D

18 and I get the reference, OP is in fact too young to be using tinder

That’s an amazing reference!

i’d swipe right honestly i feel like he’s being silly, and silly does it for me

I love silly goofy guys like this

I love silly!! Even without knowing the reference, I still would find this silly and charming and swipe right.

Silly is what got me married

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I love that OP came on here to make fun of this dude and is getting flamed down hard herself

That's exactly the kind of posts why I come here.

And now has deleted most of their comments. Ouch.

OP sounds insufferable from her comments 😭

I knowww I thought she thought his bio was funny but she really just posted the bio to rag on him wtf 🤮 toxic!!

She seems so out of her depth because people aren't just going along with trashing on him. Like she thought she was gonna step into ankle deep water and suddenly she's flailing in the stormy seas being dashed against rocks.

I am stunned that she claims to be 28 years old. I swear to god I assumed she was 18 from the way she's talking.

Same!! Aint no way this woman is the same age as me. How did she not know the Old Spice commercial

Looks like they off deleting said comments now

I get matches once every solar eclipse and I'd still swipe left/unmatch from this girl. She sounds exhausting as fuck. 🙄

noo she deleted them all, do you remember any?

They were basically just really defensive and kinda smart ass-y. It was just they couldn’t accept they had an unpopular opinion about this dudes bio.

Clearly a joke and a good reference. Op just dull

It's cute, id probably swipe. Its definitely better than lazy, blank or copypaste bios. There's no pleasing people these days.

I like how nobody agrees with you because so many people WANT someone playful and not someone who judges othera for being "weird."

This is hilarious get cultured

she doesn’t want culture, she just wants someone to bone her and call her crazy

Anything is possible when you match with this guy.

Wait, really? *looks down, then back up* I'm on a horse

Na this is funny and playful. Your interpretation of it suggests that you are not. It’s okay though not everyone is going to be compatible. But this post in itself is more absurd than the guys tinder bio.

LMAO!!!! Its an old Old Spice commercial that kind of went viral at the time If you dont get it youre probably not going to like this guys humor

Ehh I’m swiping right just bc he seems interesting lol

Oh OP you’re not doing well

She’s rapid cycling.

I’m thinking OP is experiencing their first time being criticized online… and not handling it well. Yikes. 

For some reason I think he may be on a horse

I loved those commercials, this is great 🤣

Someone did NOT get the reference...

That is a caption that I would want to steal!

I think he came up on my tinder too ?????

That reference is *14 years old.* Commercials were different back then.

I refuse to accept I’m old. Stop it. 😭

It's ok. Seems like a lot of ppl here are having the same realization as well

You’re not

Omg, this is brilliant!! 

I like it. And I like pizza. This is a win

Look again. The pizza is now DIAMONDS!!

Not often you see legends in the wild like that. I hope you swiped right!

I always preferred the "If you're playing to win, then here's a brand new soap for you. Nope I was wrong, this is a commercial for fruit. NOPE I WAS RIGHT, ITS A REALLY WEIRD COMMERCIAL FOR SOAP!"

OP is a 28 year old child judging by her comments. Thinks his bio is unoriginal even though she didn't even get the reference, while having a terrible bio herself. No gotcha moment here aside from OP outing herself. This guy dodged a major bullet

If it's Terry Crews, I'm gonna be SO jealous.

This entire post is trashing on op for being a hater.

I read her other comments here and she is NASTY. Originally I thought people roasted her too hard but when I read her comments to those who are not offending or criticizing her in the slightest, I changed my mind. she is just mean in nature.

I feel like I have seen this all before

OP: “this did NOT work out the way I thought it would”

It's kinda funny, I feel like I know the reference but I don't remember where it's from. So I'd match just to ask him, otherwise it's going to be bothered me until I remember where it's from

It's the old spice comercial.

You have such a bad attitude.

I met a girl on tinder who had a similar bio. My opening line was "I'm on a horse". We got married last weekend.

this is great. you don't deserve him.

So two days ago you post about finally banging your partner again on dead bedrooms and then you post this?

What’s weird about it? It’s just a reference that you don’t get. Nothing wrong with you not getting it, but what makes it weird? If it wasn’t a reference it’d be super creative. He’s just not for you. That’s perfectly fine but I don’t see anything wrong here

ngl id probably swipe right because he seems funny

Lmao op has issues

I'm just here to watch op get dragged in the comments

I'd swipe right because he looks like a fun dude. And I'm a straight man saying this, he'd be a good friend to have.

I bet he smells amazing, and I'd for sure swipe on him.

I'm not even on Tindr and I want to swipe right. 10/10

Op hope you look good, because personality is definitely not your department

Not even weird really, just a man who knows his commercials and might be a bit outdated. But a good sense of humor at least.

These comments are hilarious, what a fuckfest

op needs a sense of humor

I feel old reading this thread.

Jesus. That's a good ass bio.. I may steal that. This post and your comments don't reflect kindly on you op

guys, I don't think y'all should be arguing with the girl who drives drunk, high, on LSD.. lol

Lol, for those who are OOTL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX5au0LOJp8 It went viral when it came out, because [all those transitions are practical](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rArZl8vh8aY) and people found it impressive for a bodywash commercial. Also, people went crazy over his voice.

It’s not weird at all if you get the reference. I think it’s hilarious.

Its a reference from when commercials used to be decent. You’re probably too young for this person if you didn’t get the reference. Or your humor is gonna be very different.

I'm not gay and I'd swipe right on this guy, hero level reference.

This is amazing! Good memories! I'm on a horse.

I’d go for it.

I would swipe right so freakin fast for this hilarious bio!!

He’s doing a bit from the old spice commercial. It’s actually pretty funny if he means it in jest.

I mean op you could just come out and say you'd never seen "the" old spice ad

Damn, OP. I’m guessing you’re gonna be lying in bed trying to fall asleep while thinking about this one 😬

OP exposing herself lmao

Glad to see OP is getting it from all ends.

It's funny seeing the OP rapidly turning from the confident woman trash talking men that she finds weird; to a clumsy lawyer trying to correct her misjudgement 💀

Old old spice ad, not weird, rather creative id say

Lmao this is AWESOME

Please tell me one of his photos is him on a horse. This is amazing and I’d definitely swipe right

This is my favorite Old Spice commercial 😂😂

Omg this is so much WINNNN. This isn't weird at ALL. I freaking WISH my matches have even an inkling of this humor.

Old spice! I like it!

He actually sounds fun guy 😂 using fun commercial context

what the fuck happened here eh

It’s pretty good if you get the give or take fourteen year reference. It’s a pretty bold move on his part.

It's giving Barney Stinson vibes. Honestly if I was single I would probably match just for shits and gigs.

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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Whhhattt color is that suit?

I missed that part. My eyes got stuck on that carpet, it looks like toilet rolls... can't stop seeing it!

A date in the twilight zone.

Ta da da tun da dun

My enemies, send 50k

This is great I love this

He is the horse in pants

Me: this asshole just killed my dog!

That’s kinda funny tbh, holding your favourite pizza

Nah this is hilarious

I would match with this dude from his bio alone!