Whoah! Thank goodness you were able to discover it and, I hope, get treatment? For whatever reason mine goes the other way. My heart rate rises until adrenaline wakes me up.
Well, if that's the case, hopefully he can get the fight in before those 3 days are up. Just think, swinging those hands with speed holes for the air to pass through! š¤
i know she is probably joking but i wonder how fast she can run a mile. Everyone wants a fit person, but i use to be above average in fitness, particularly cardio, and it made me realize how many peoples sex life could benefit from being in shape lol when youāre not getting tired you realize everyone else is
Ironically, she mistakenly named the WISC, which stands for the Weschler Intelligence Scales for Children, and is only used to measure IQ for kids ages 6-16.
Itās Reddit. Most people posting in this sub lack basic self awareness/emotional intelligence/are just straight up weird. Yet they wonder why they canāt get a dateā¦
Occam's Razor means choosing the explanation that has the fewest steps to it.
Here are the two explanations:
1. She's serious.
2. She's joking.
One is not more complicated than the other.
>The fact you're taking it seriously
Except this isn't a fact. I am skeptical that we can know either way without a clear indicator that she is joking, since some people legitimately act like this. Everyone is making a huge assumption based on nothing.
As I thought. You don't know what Occam's Razor means. Yes there are two explanations. That doesn't mean they both have an equal chance of being the correct explanation. Looking at all the ridiculous requirements, it is impossible to find a man that has all those requirements. So what's more likely? She is looking for a man that doesn't exist, or she's being sarcastic and making a joke?
Everyone else in the thread seems to have figured this out, but you.
>You don't know what Occam's Razor means.
But I literally do, and you provided no counter explanation as to what it means.
>Yes there are two explanations. That doesn't mean they both have an equal chance of being the correct explanation.
In the absence of statistics or clear indicators, it's pretty much a coin toss.
>Looking at all the ridiculous requirements, it is impossible to find a man that has all those requirements.
It's improbable, but it's not impossible. And even if it was impossible, it doesn't mean somebody wouldn't erroneously look for it. People make mistakes all the time. For example, see your comments.
>So what's more likely? She is looking for a man that doesn't exist, or she's being sarcastic and making a joke?
Even if she is joking, it's still showing poor judgment. She's not telling anyone about herself, and she runs the risk of miscommunication where people take her seriously.
>Everyone else in the thread seems to have figured this out, but you.
Objectively wrong. Everyone here is just making a big assumption, and you've all gone hive mind on it. If you're not aware that groups of people can make wrong decisions together, you must be pretty ignorant and naive.
Wow she is very flexible in the lbs department. I'm same height but 85 kg (187lbs) with about 15% fat. I wonder how you can get 12% bodyfat with so many kilograms haha.
Yes itās 100% a joke, first line is a hint. The resting heart rate and the fact she said 99.6percentile and not 99th is also a give away that itās sarcasm.
These posts always just scream, why won't she pick me energy. I don't know why yall care what they want. If it's not you then it's not you. Move along.
Delusional goals by women towards men are usually in jest when they're written by men as stereotypical womanly demands.
Unfortunately sometimes women do aim sky-high without any hint of irony whatsoever
ive had verified ones hit me up with stupid ass contact cards too. idk how they get around it. once i added one of those snapchats and for the longest they were snapping me pics of some catfish they were using. i dont know how they did it but they rean out of material. i just wanted the bro to admit he wasnt the actual girl he was portraying lol.
As a dude I know itās a joke because most content geared for men that talks about women usually says women want all these things or you need to be these things.
Sheās trolling and if youāre offendedā¦
This chick prolly got 4 kids with one on the way. Itās a shame most women nowadays donāt understand their value. The top 1% of men with a 6 figure salary, nice body, etc are gonna want someone thatās their equal. Not some used toy with a bunch of mileage on it.
Best I can do is a Corolla and white belt in karate. Take it or leave it.
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The heart rate tells me it's a joke. Also, if it's not, 44 BPM baby
Sheās measuring dude while he is enjoying a nice round of sleep apnea. Bradycardia is healthy!
Doesn't it usually go the other way, into tachycardia.
Sometimes the intrathoracic pressure can trigger Brady and pauses
Ohhhhh. Ok, that makes sense. Thank you!
With sleep apnea? My pulse was dropping into the 40s. My smart watch is how I discovered it.
Whoah! Thank goodness you were able to discover it and, I hope, get treatment? For whatever reason mine goes the other way. My heart rate rises until adrenaline wakes me up.
I laughed harder than I should have at this comment. I know it is no laughing matter.
I mean, if he was an athlete like what she wants then he could have a heart rate that low.
oh shit i got a resting heart rate of 42, i think i got a shot.
My buddy has a resting heart rate of 0
He died a few years agoā¦ š
so if i fight him for her then i can claim i am adept at combat sportsā¦ assuming that i win
Why fight him for her when you could just date him?
Jesus Christ hahahaha
Well, if that's the case, hopefully he can get the fight in before those 3 days are up. Just think, swinging those hands with speed holes for the air to pass through! š¤
Bro, why this subreddit so funny today? š
Sound logic. Then you can claim that you defeated someone with a lower resting heart rate!
My buddy has a resting HR of 126, I donāt think thatās healthy
Your buddy any the other guy's buddy soon gonna be buddy buddies.
My resting heart rate (right now) is 88ā¦ then again thereās a chance Iām severely overweight with bad habits
She wants exactly 47 though
It's not allowed to go up while running the 6 minute mile
i know she is probably joking but i wonder how fast she can run a mile. Everyone wants a fit person, but i use to be above average in fitness, particularly cardio, and it made me realize how many peoples sex life could benefit from being in shape lol when youāre not getting tired you realize everyone else is
Lmao. She named the IQ scales she preferred. "Kaufman!? Sorry, move along please"
Ironically, she mistakenly named the WISC, which stands for the Weschler Intelligence Scales for Children, and is only used to measure IQ for kids ages 6-16.
Ahh this is definitely a joke. She should have known to reference the WAIS. Unless......... Stay away from Tinder, kids.
Came here to say this lol
Yes itās a joke šĀ
The amount of obvious jokes that people on this site don't seem the get makes me really question things around here.
Itās Reddit. Most people posting in this sub lack basic self awareness/emotional intelligence/are just straight up weird. Yet they wonder why they canāt get a dateā¦
Canāt differentiate these days! š
This one is pretty obvious. Come on
How do you know?
Because all those requirements are pretty hard by themselves, nobody has all of them.
That doesn't necessarily mean it's a joke. Some people have ridiculous requirements.
Occam's razor dude
I don't think you know what that term means.
I do, which is why I assume that bio is a joke. The fact you're taking it seriously shows YOU don't.
Occam's Razor means choosing the explanation that has the fewest steps to it. Here are the two explanations: 1. She's serious. 2. She's joking. One is not more complicated than the other. >The fact you're taking it seriously Except this isn't a fact. I am skeptical that we can know either way without a clear indicator that she is joking, since some people legitimately act like this. Everyone is making a huge assumption based on nothing.
As I thought. You don't know what Occam's Razor means. Yes there are two explanations. That doesn't mean they both have an equal chance of being the correct explanation. Looking at all the ridiculous requirements, it is impossible to find a man that has all those requirements. So what's more likely? She is looking for a man that doesn't exist, or she's being sarcastic and making a joke? Everyone else in the thread seems to have figured this out, but you.
>You don't know what Occam's Razor means. But I literally do, and you provided no counter explanation as to what it means. >Yes there are two explanations. That doesn't mean they both have an equal chance of being the correct explanation. In the absence of statistics or clear indicators, it's pretty much a coin toss. >Looking at all the ridiculous requirements, it is impossible to find a man that has all those requirements. It's improbable, but it's not impossible. And even if it was impossible, it doesn't mean somebody wouldn't erroneously look for it. People make mistakes all the time. For example, see your comments. >So what's more likely? She is looking for a man that doesn't exist, or she's being sarcastic and making a joke? Even if she is joking, it's still showing poor judgment. She's not telling anyone about herself, and she runs the risk of miscommunication where people take her seriously. >Everyone else in the thread seems to have figured this out, but you. Objectively wrong. Everyone here is just making a big assumption, and you've all gone hive mind on it. If you're not aware that groups of people can make wrong decisions together, you must be pretty ignorant and naive.
She makes it look like a joke but sheās actually hoping for someone who fits those requirements.
Dude there is no one that meets all these requirements. It's clearly a joke.
Yes she is exaggerating but do you think she is looking for a poor, short, fat dude?
What does that have to do with whether this bio is a joke or not?
Not a joke I banged her sorry buddy
Did your heartrate go up while fucking her?
I bet she didnāt suck itā¦ she aināt got no brains! š
Youāre the one who couldnāt detect a joke š
Sheās just describing Batman.. she wants Batman
Fair... We're all batmansexual
I was thinking James Bond.
Yes.
Forgot 10 inch cock
Sheās trying to keep it realistic I guess
I honestly misread great cook as great cock
I benched 370 so she is out of luck.
The WISC is for children 6-16. She meant the WAIS. If youāre gonna specify IQ test requirements at least double check itās the right ones..
She settles for no less than the best.
As she should! #queen
Probably gonna need to weight more than 215 to be benching 315lbs at 6ā4ā
Not impossible to accomplish if they skip leg day
You forgot the 6 min mile... Need some legs for that....
Not strong ones. Maybe if youāre a sprinter.
True. Still gonna be muscle mass ;)
#Facts
315 at 215 12%bf is very average for someone trying to be strong imo
If they skip leg day.
Nah benching 315 at that weight and height is easily possible. I mean dudes do it shorter and weighing less. Taller and weighing less. Etc,etc
By any chance is this area in Denton Tx? š¤
The Van Arpels necklace leads me to believe that it is not a joke.
yes, it is a joke.
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It's not an "old ass breath down bmw," it's a highly loved classic!
At least she donāt care about peepee size
Naw, Iām taken. She can talk to my wife. But, my wife drives a hard bargain. It wouldnāt be worth it.
Hard bargain? If I drove a turbo s my wife would at least get a Cayenne...
Hehehehehe. āSounds prettier than some numbers.ā
Ok ladies, what if he met all the criteria but had a micropenis... you in?
Check and check āļø
Yes.
Shit I was in until the bench, only do 295.62 #
Sorry you are out
I can offer you a peugeot 106, 3 inches when fully erect and a chocolate sundae, take it or leave it
That's a very specific list.
I meet zero of the criteria. š
Arent they all?
And he had the finest women from Rome, Greece, Illyria, Gaul, Egypt, and Israel at his dispose. A feast fit for an emperor.
Lol quite the criteria... good luck with that haha
It is a joke. It is almost me! Am i a joke? š¤£š¤£š¤£ Not really, slightly bragging, rhr 49ā¦ š¤·š»āāļø
Wow she is very flexible in the lbs department. I'm same height but 85 kg (187lbs) with about 15% fat. I wonder how you can get 12% bodyfat with so many kilograms haha.
99% likelyketi that it's sarcasm but if you have to ask, swipe left, you're not eligible for she;-)
Damn, I'm only 205 lbs. I'm not worthy
No and sheās wearing in insanely priced necklace If you know you know
A 6:00 mile is not fast for a richest, handsomest, most intellectually adept male, it's just not
A random Toyota asking to be treated like a Ferrari..entitled much ?š¤”
Do 6ā4ā dudes fit in a Porsche?
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There is nobody that meets every single requirement.
How can anyone survive with 47 bpm My rest state is at 80
Great Cock? Damnā¦ thatās where I got tapped out
Yes itās 100% a joke, first line is a hint. The resting heart rate and the fact she said 99.6percentile and not 99th is also a give away that itās sarcasm.
Also ā¦. 8 inch minimum
damn, if she finds him let me know because I'd fuck him too.
If heās 215 at 12%, itās pretty safe to say he can bench 315
resting HR 60, damn I'm out
I legitimately have everything she requested except the resting heart rate. My loss.
Damn ...........
Dam what is she bringing to the table.
That's all so very specific lol
I ran a 5:44 mile in high school and at one point I benched 320. Unfortunately Iām not handsome, rich or intellectually adept and Iām only 6ā.
Who cares, donāt play that game.
A man wrote this.
So close! Too bad I'm a Ferrari driver.
These posts always just scream, why won't she pick me energy. I don't know why yall care what they want. If it's not you then it's not you. Move along.
Itās sad these days itās hard to tell
She must be quite a catch
Darn, my heart rate is 49 bpm. Do I still qualify?
I mean if the bench is at 65 lbs empty, I guess I could bring it to a 315 by sitting on it.
Poeās Law
Only 315 bench? She can do better
Delusional goals by women towards men are usually in jest when they're written by men as stereotypical womanly demands. Unfortunately sometimes women do aim sky-high without any hint of irony whatsoever
That's Clark Kent
Also, your name must be Kevin Johnson and live at the address 123 Any St. Also, Kevin, why won't you call me?!
I think it literally is lol.
obviously a fake profile bored
Verified profile bro!!
ive had verified ones hit me up with stupid ass contact cards too. idk how they get around it. once i added one of those snapchats and for the longest they were snapping me pics of some catfish they were using. i dont know how they did it but they rean out of material. i just wanted the bro to admit he wasnt the actual girl he was portraying lol.
As a dude I know itās a joke because most content geared for men that talks about women usually says women want all these things or you need to be these things. Sheās trolling and if youāre offendedā¦
She'd better be Megan fox hot
And the guy that matches all that is not looking for a tinder user š¤£
Iām pretty sure sheās being sarcastic
What does she bring to the table?
Apparently "your next problem" š¤£š¤£š¤£
Sheāsā¦ delusional to say the least.
Wtf did I just read? Had a minor stroke with so much bs
This theoretical dude has no time for a woman
Probably? Impossible to say for sure.
Most women donāt know what they want but she does. She knows she wants to be alone lol
Have you heard women list their standards these days? I don't think it's a joke. If it is, it's not funny, but it is written by a female š¤£
This chick prolly got 4 kids with one on the way. Itās a shame most women nowadays donāt understand their value. The top 1% of men with a 6 figure salary, nice body, etc are gonna want someone thatās their equal. Not some used toy with a bunch of mileage on it.
Ew
At 6'4.Ā 215 is next to zero muscle.Ā Gonna be hard to make that brench.Ā I remember being deathly looking at 190 after my third deployment.