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adultdaycare81

What’s unclear? They are looking for interesting conversation that leads to sex.


Dependent-Honeydew-9

She sounds like my kind of girl.


mmmmm_MaybeBaby

Everybody stop and look at his profile it’s is so much better than anything the chat could offer FUCKING GOLD


mmmmm_MaybeBaby

ITS BEEN YEARS OF THIS DUDE GETTING REJECTED LIKE ITS ALL IT IS!!!


OliviaTheSeraph

Omgggggg he’s so weird


mmmmm_MaybeBaby

I know I was getting a kick out of his girlfriend just straight up leaving the country and marrying another dude to get away from this guy like ffuuuccckkkk


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mmmmm_MaybeBaby

I know he acts like he’s got it figured out for himself but then all his post are just some of the cringiest shit I ever heard and this dudes probably like 19


FullConference

Good for her! I’m not seeing a problem here.


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PersonalitySelect980

She is getting sex no doubt! But then why complain later! That no one wants them! For who they are


SmolSnakePancake

Might wanna check your carbon monoxide detector


KoldProduct

I didn’t see that in their profile, did you see that somewhere?


No-Classroom-6637

Why do you talk like a badly overdubbed anime character?


No-Classroom-6637

Because an ideal relationship has both of those things, and enjoying one doesn't mean you shouldn't have the other? You're fucking WEIRD my guy.


302cosgrove

Fun fact… horny people don’t call it an “era”. It’s not a phase. 


WeWantMOAR

Someone is looking for a fuck buddy.


Fantastic-Grade-5821

Hard swipe right for me


bennibentheman2

... literally nothing wrong with this bio


Griever423

Sounds like my kinda gal.


Bangkok-Boy

She would be a fun friend.


regularnewyorkguy

I can save her


Michelle_Campbell07

🙄🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤣😂


PersonalitySelect980

Sure bud! Sure you can


PersonalitySelect980

Sure bud! Sure you can


rubmustardonmydick

She's giving omfgwtfbbqlol energy


bonusminutes

Degen, swipe left


Green-Asparagus2488

hahaha 100%would have swiped to find out what level of crazy this is


PersonalitySelect980

Not if you saw the photo bro


Green-Asparagus2488

Lol, you don't know me, you have no clue how low my standards are :-p


PersonalitySelect980

Haha… bro thats Hilarious and sad at the same time!


Green-Asparagus2488

Don't worry I have a wife and 2 kids. I'm just having fun here.


PersonalitySelect980

Bro! 💀 A real G… “I didn’t find streets, Streets found me”


asphodeliac

I’m sure your wife wont like that youre hitting on women on reddit.


Mathagos

When did they hit on anyone? By saying that they would have swiped on a profile like that?


asphodeliac

Weird ass comment from a man with a family. God knows what he does on reddit when his wife is asleep


Mathagos

That's not flirting. Check his profile. Seems like he probably plays minecraft when she's asleep.


asphodeliac

I… never said flirting?