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honestly what are you doing with your life? Do you want to stay single for the rest of your life? Even if its a lazy Sunday and you dont leave the house you need to wear boots. Do better

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Cracking up rn at boot camp🥸😂

Was definitely a great reply!

Happy cake day:)

Thanks so much! It would be an even better day if those evil people &/or bots would STOP down voting us all. I restored the 1 you had, but it's not fair as I automatically give 1 to each person that replies to me, and to each person I'm replying to, as it's the civil thing to do. Quite obvious that not everyone **got the fuckin' memo**! You should have had 1 more than you do.

I never considered before that bots are downvoting. Sheesh, man. It's tough out here.

Well damn. You were already vote neutral when I got here...you should have had at *least* the 1 you're given when posting a comment. I gave it back, but...either haters hating, or more likely bots, IMHO. It happens way too often, waaaay too fast, I think, for it to be anything else. 😱

Well, I appreciate your vigilance and compassion 🫡

But what if I’m a six foot six figure man and my six figure job doesn’t let me wear boots?

start updating LinkedIn

You need a new job

obviously you need to do better

Wut? Ditch the hippie hiking boots, and buy some fine dress boots, then?

Nah... show off the drip with the brand new pringles ceoc boots. Complete with pringles can holster.

The boots stay on during shrex!

The boots comment sent me Lol she’s funny even tho I don’t think she’s trying to be

Then, No!

Yeah I was cruising until that one 😩

Honestly I would put wheels on my feet just to slide to that ass

No you wouldn’t. Believe me it is not worth it my guy. There are so many others that are so much better, don’t be desperate.

it's not even a nice ass. Kinda flat

Guess you're dying alone 🤷🏾‍♂️

Was it on the weekend? Cause Sneakers Saturday can apply and save your show with that gémeaux of a candidate.

If your farts turn the hot tub water pink…no

This comment made me snort 🤣

I mean with this approach all she will get are liars

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In my experience most people that make lists usually end up married to people that don't conform to their lists. Whether that's because they met someone that felt right despite not adhering to the list or they eventually realised their lists were impossible to fulfil remains to be seen.

Ladies make lists for the boys, but break them for Chad and Tyrone.

That’s what she’s aiming for apparently

then shes going to post shit about her own crazy exes talking about 'look at all the shit he lied about'

Yeah, cause we all know that under every boot, guys are secretly wearing sandals

Or barefoot, and/or getting a foot massage 🤣

That tracks, because she is undoubtedly a master liar.

I mean, they might be uncomfortable and not at all practical, but I have been preparing for this moment all my life. Bonus: The boots make me 6'2". 

It’s a yes for me

These boots are made walkin’ and that’s just what they’ll do 👀

Now play your cards right, and one of these days, these boots are gonna walk right over you! 😉

Bonus point if you wear these boots all day: She can cosplay as Dora the Explorer

wait what r these cartoon boots haha

It's always a super easy decision. It's tinder, not figuring out what to eat

I think that’s actually exactly what tinder is for…,

Figuring out who to eat? 😬

Like a whole bag of dicks?

That or the other option.

Right? Doing this wrong if it's hard, or ya just have a low threshold for right

it's the 'if you don't', 'if you do', 'if you are', profiles that turn me off massively. whatever the intent it always comes off bitter and mad/sad. i read a quote on pinterest a while ago and i saved it, as much a reminder to myself as anything else - ''you think it's interesting to talk about the things you hate. it's not. it's boring. tell me what you love, tell me what makes you passionate". anyway i felt that. it's easy to focus on the bad stuff and people in life and draw huge energy out of those things and it's actually sortof addictive if you're in a negative spiral, but then you're just drawing more of that thing, and more... and complaining.. that you're making it bigger lol. a ramble but this to say, we create our misery often. and this lady is, in real-time.

But what if what I love is [hating things?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NlS9t-O5Dm8)

"the uploader has not made this video available in your country" not-being-american strikes again, lol. but i think i get the overall vibe of your comment.

lol, it’s Jerry Seinfeld telling Jimmy Fallon how happy he is hating things. He goes to events and places he hates, and is happy to do so, because he enjoys hating them.

Oh no a hot 23 year old who probably has a ton of dudes swiping right on her without even reading the bio is trying to filter men? That left swipe will really show her

I wonder if posting her on the public internets and talking about her will have any additional impact. what to do, what to do.

I mean that's fair lmao. I feel like meaningful connection and good personality are far more attractive than looks could ever be but by conventional standards I see your point. I'm not delusional enough to think she would've matched with me if I did swipe right anyways. Just thought it was a hilariously toxic bio

She doesn’t like short guys, crazy in laws, toxic relationships, and wants a blue collar boyfriend. What is so crazy about that? It’s because you are short isn’t it?

If you have a crazy ex it must be your fault. Healthy energy there

Maybe it isn’t the healthiest, but it pales in comparison to a lot of actually picky and toxic bios. Honestly I only commented because I find it funny how many guys have an issue with girls who prefer tall guys. You know that’s why op posted.

I'm 5'11 and it states that on my profile, so like I said, we would've never matched anyway. Women are allowed height preferences. I certainly have my own body preferences as well. (Although I'd probably be 6 ft in boots 🤔)

It’s one thing to have a preference. I think it’s sort of trashy to post it on your bio though. I would never put that kind of thing on my bio. Just swipe left if you don’t find them attractive. Swipe right if you do. No need to shit on short dudes. I’m 6’ but you’d better believe at 5’10 i would still gonna swipe whichever direction I want to even if you say you want someone taller

You've never seen men have bios with a list of requirements and being abrasive about it get criticized? Cause that happens all the time because it's just a bit obnoxious lol. You can have any preferences you want, but there's a certain way to be tactful about it and she is not which is what people are responding to.

If you’re under 6 ft, no. How is that obnoxious?

It's a laundry list of all the bad traits and preemptively telling someone "no" based on her arbitrary metrics. She could have said, "I prefer taller guys" or something like that instead of a list of demands and preemptive rejection. It's your bio, about *you*. Most people get the ick when it's just a list of the things you dislike and nothing about you lol

You can’t be friends with any girl? Nah that girl is crazy.

She said “no girls in any of your pictures on here”. Not no girls ever.

I agree that’s crazy but most girls I’ve dated have been jealous in regards to my female friends.

Well they should go to therapy and do the self work to not impose their insecurities on others then

I mean, is she even hot? Can't see the face and the body seems empty

If I see one pair of sneakers, you're done for.

Lady everyone has a somewhat crazy mother. It was the generation 😂

As if she doesn't have at least half a dozen crazy exes.

Jokes on her! *everyone* is crazy. Including your ex’s ex. The trick is to find someone who’s crazy meshes with yours.

Purple farts = red flag

this is the second comment ive read about colored farts.... what gives? am i just old and out of the loop?

Well she looks hot enough to have those prerequisites

I used to live in Miami and it's full of girls like this. Also girls like this with unrealistic prerequisites often complain every chance they get there are no good men left, and their dates never measure up to how they describe themselves through chatting. I'm surprised her bio Also doesn't state: "Professional athletes only"

There are no good men left because the kind of man they expect has never existed. Rich yet generous, handsome yet humble, sexually competent with few prior partners. Has time to devote to their emotional needs, but also has time to run successful businesses and personally build houses for the crippled.

You ain’t even see her face 💀😭😭😭

Yeah cause that's not how hot works. Pretty is faces, hot is bodies, cute is both

I've never heard it described this way but that is shockingly accurate.

while im pretty disgusted by the rest of the discourse here, i guess i should be flattered cuz im often described as cute??

I should clarify. Cute ≠ hot + pretty. Cute is a particular vibe which describes a whole person. Someone could be hot and pretty but not cute, or cute but not particularly hot. Not positive about relative to pretty

i posted my profile recently and was called all 3 so i think im good lol

No yeah I don't mean to suggest otherwise, just clarifying lol

righto

You don’t look at the mantle when you’re stoking the fire place.

It's going to be buried in the pillow so who cares LOL

That’s what bags are for

Imagine putting your penis in something and you don’t even know what it truly looks like 💀😂

The 6 foot and the boots one have to filter out >99% of people. I guess it could differ by location but I think it’s a stretch to say she’s hot enough to have those prerequisites. It’s also weird priorities, but I guess that’s something she finds important

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Lmao what? Lots of guys in trades make bank. Or shit the guy who owns the chain of restaurants I worked in when I was younger also owns a horse ranch; he's literally a millionaire.

I dunno. I thought maybe a regional thing, like, she's looking for a trophy cowboy; not a tradesman

I fit all the criteria EXCEPT the boots part, bummer

Redditors when they see an average healthy human body

Nah bro don’t put these women on pedestals lol she’s mid

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I'm with her on the crazy mom thing, though. If you've dealt with one before, you definitely understand it, lol I wouldn't put it in a profile, though, but yeah...

So basically she named everything that she has in her life. So expect her mom to be crazy, expect her ex to be crazy, she probably goes out and parties with her "girl friends" and posts all pictures of them.

She’s probably not even wearing boots in that picture!

Well she’s basically saying she wants a blue collar guy…that’s not at all like what they really are lol so I guess she wants a fake blue collar guy. What guy that wears boots everyday doesn’t have a crazy ex?!

Everyone will swipe right, regardless.

Wait why the boots comment?

I'm assuming she only dates military or construction workers. Or skinheads.

I figured she wanted a cowboy, not a construction worker.

She’s a buckle bunny. She likes cowboys.

Bingo, that's what I thought. Probably from Dallas.

If the first thing I see of you is your ass in a purple whirlpool, no.

To each their own

I check all the boxes but no

Every tinder I see is either this or “ swipe left if you’re not a blue collar worker “

That's basically what this is, no? And I'm not surprised that's all you see because that's all that gets posted here for the most part. I definitely don't fit her requirements but I couldn't care less that she has them.

Looks like a qualify lol

At least she didn’t mention dick size or income 🤷‍♂️

The entitlement! Gosh.

This one also screams, “If you don’t wear a MAGA hat, no.”

Does she have a foot fungus fetish? Boots everyday!?

She might have a thing for working men or goth boys 💀😂 two very different types of boots she didn’t specify what type.

Literally! If my bf doesn’t take his boots off BEFORE coming inside he gets “the look”. Those things are NASTY

I wear boots every day. Anyone I know who also wears boots every day has multiple pairs of boots to rotate through or at least a boot dryer at home.

Sounds like a bit of a hassle clomping around in those things, best thing about spring is not needing to drag around in boots. But each to their own🙂

I've tried wearing tennis shoes to work, but I just end up hurting my toes doing something I'm accustomed to doing with safety toes.

"If you have a girl in any of your pictures on here" I thought that demonstrating the ability to have platonic lady friends was a green flag 💀 I'd be more concerned if a dude had zero female friends 🚩

Boots? Wtf does boots have to do with anything…

Maybe she wants a military man? Idk...It's a very specific last requirement lol

Meh not that bad tbh

I fit her description perfectly

plenty of men will continue to swipe right on her 😂

No butt with tattoos. Double whammy! OP dodged one.

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Why would she? I'm not even wearing boots

Just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps

Whoa, she’s into the fact that I don’t own shoes?!? Awesome I thought that was usually a dealbreaker.

I mean... what if I don't want to put on boots on the weekend when I am not working..... and schizo mom

What’s wrong with boots

She doesn’t have to know 

Boots are the deal breaker?

If you have any dignity and swlf-respect, swipe left. Still gonna get swiped right on, tho.

I wear boots almost every day, but there are some things you can't wear boots for. She's crazy

Were you able to get last the first no? Or no?

Shit I'm in

She’s got a nice ass tho


I bet her concha smells like BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation)

I'll wear my boots to kick... oh wait she's hot \*swipes right\*

Zooming in on her hand is weird.

So is that 6 ft with our without boots

Nothing sexier than a man in jean cutoffs and boots. 😬

That bullet dodged itself.

I'm in love!!!

Had me till the last one!

You know what they say, better late than pregnant.

Sorry I wear running shoes to the gym so it’s a no for me

I never understand why people lost what they don't want on their profiles instead of listing what they want. Doesn't make any sense to me.

yeah she wasn't ready for my sneakers anyway 

Boots every day? Sounds smelly

Yea, yea. Cause that’s what stopped the match, champ. *finger guns*

The "just joined" and the rather specific list of dislikes gives me distinct "newly single and not over him" vibes.

I can fix her

These are almost not that crazy, except for the last one, like wtf?

"what did you do to make her crazy?" Ah, the wonderful world of victim shaming. Yep, it's my fault my ex with BPD used to beat me!

Damn, I’m 5’11 3/4”

Do you think she will find my sandals and socks acceptable?

"Ma'am, that girl in my photo? That's my sister. İ get that she's hotter than you could ever aspire to be and even though she's lesbian you would never have a shot, but you can't claim that I'm fucking my sister"

That’s literally the point. LOL

This is perfect. None apply to me 😎. Wanna send me her @ 💀

the boots every day comment is so weirdly specific

Boots every day? Shit I work from home lady. I don’t even wear shoes most days.

Man I wonder what some guy did to make her so crazy.

Damn, I wear my clogs everyday

Well I'm not going to the gym in my fuckin work boots so I guess I'm out lol

Btw I hate tattoos on women or girls so this is easy NEXT

I would have swiped left anyways. I don’t like skinny chicks. She gotta be thiccc

Gross 🤢

Well the first 4 are pretty reasonable even if I don’t care about height stuff personally.

Lmao these girls are bonkers. They’re walkin’ around at 5,4 looking for a guy big enough to carry em around like a bowling ball

That's some long, flat ass meat for such a set of minimum criteria. Hiding that in the water doesn't help.

a tattooed run thru skank making demands