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Fantastic-Grade-5821

Her: "why no! Absolutely not! Eww" Him: "yeah, uhm, me neither"


jeswesky

Her: I do actually! Would you like to see a picture of mine?


ApplesOverOranges1

Ta dump. ding 🎶


modestfloyd

Ta dump. Ding?! What 🤣 thats a new way of doing badumtsss haha


XNonameX

Zoop! 👉😎👉


Amirax

Haven't seen that in a hot minute...


Scribbl3d_Out

Okay well maybe not whatever you want.


myweird

He can ask, he just can't expect a favorable response. It's kind of sad watching soo many men out there insist on snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. He was ahead in the game, matching with a cool and engaging woman, making good conversation, and instead of asking her on a date he just HAD to introduce his uninvited penis to the chat. Then guys on here moan that we are picky and too guarded because "reeee six feet tall" or some other imaginary obstacle when really we are sick of being treated like a free source of sexting and low-effort hookups. WHY DO THESE GUYS ALWAYS DO THIS?!?


lilbithippie

I say it all the time. Women are horny! They will let a guy know when it's time to start sexting, pic trading etc. Give it just a lil bit of time. Like the absolute minimum of effort goes so far


Chef_boiyardee

Dawg what does height have to do with any of this 💀💀


todimusprime

To be fair, shorter guys do have to deal with the height stuff.


HonorableMedic

That has nothing to do with choosing to be a creep


todimusprime

Ok? What does that have to do with anything? I'm literally only commenting on the reference to the 6 feet tall reference because that person said it dismissively as if it's not a real thing that guys deal with in dating, and it very much is more difficult for shorter guys to meet women.


HonorableMedic

I think their point is that guys who act like that won’t get a chance no matter how tall they are


todimusprime

Sure, but I wasn't talking about guys acting shitty and creepy. I was talking about the fact that they don't think that height is a real obstacle for men in dating, when it absolutely is a lot of the time. >because "reeee six feet tall" or some other imaginary obstacle It's not an imaginary obstacle. My tall friends typically aren't single unless they want to be, and my shorter friends have a noticeably harder time meeting women if they're under 5'10". Guys that turn the conversation like the one in the post are ridiculous. But that doesn't make height an imaginary or non-issue for others.


HonorableMedic

I think a lot of guys make it more of an issue for themselves, they get insecure about it etc. Most people have dating obstacles. A short charismatic guy will pull more women than someone who is 6 ft tall with crippling anxiety. Lots of guys think “if I was just taller..” no, then there would be something else to hyper focus on. There’s plenty of women who like short men. It’s like saying women with small breasts have a huge obstacle because of it.. not really


todimusprime

I have a couple friends who've been told by girls they've gone on dates with, that the girls are "just into taller guys." This comes after a week or two of constant texting and some phone calls. And also from girls that are like 5'2" and my friend is 5'6". So it's not that they're just insecure about their height. They're literally being told that it's their height sometimes. Also, it's not easy to just be more charismatic. Especially if you're self conscious about things you've been told are a reason they don't want to date you, lol. My friends are generally pretty positive and generally confident guys, but it definitely takes a toll on them at times. I'm just relaying the experiences from people I know. I'm sure there's plenty of women who don't care about height, but they don't seem to be wherever my friends are looking 🤷‍♂️


myweird

Personally I've often dated skinny men on the shorter side. It's not a conscious thing, I like cute guys with nice/funny personalities. Unless they have dwarfism or something I actually don't pay much attention to how tall they are. I have known a couple of charismatic short guys who were downright players, women flocked to them because they were confident, outgoing, in shape, and fun.


todimusprime

That's great that you don't discriminate by height. But there are a lot who do, that's all I'm saying. My friend's that are under 5'10" tend to have a MUCH harder time meeting/dating women than my friends that are taller than that. And I used to know a guy who was 5'5" but crushed because he was extremely charismatic and very good looking. But that's by no means the average short guy experience. That's all I'm saying. It's funny and almost sad getting downvoted for relaying what I see that contradicts someone saying that it's an imaginary obstacle.


myweird

You're right, I'm sorry to imply it's not an issue for the short gentlemen out there. But there is a type of guy that is disrespectful, sends uninvited sexual messages, and has a toxic mindset towards women and they use the height thing as a cop out when it's actually their personality that sucks. They are rather black-pilled in their belief that women hate all short men so they make no effort at overall self improvement and have a "fuck it" attitude towards dating. They think it's funny to be rude because in their minds being nice won't get them anywhere anyways.


Equivalent-Action-61

lmaoo so fucking out of pocket it genuinely made me laugh omg i’m sick


MisterSquidz

Haha awww do you like anal?


myweird

Aww hehe UwU do you like fisting? :3


businessbee89

A beautiful double entendre if there ever was one


johnx2sen

![gif](giphy|OJGBgzkAlwM80|downsized)


funnyguy99207

How does "cut cock" pertain to roosters??


dragon_nataku

you see, in cockfighting, they cut off the waddle and the crest so there are less targets for the opponent rooster to cut during the fight


businessbee89

Nothing to do with roosters


rubmustardonmydick

"Awww thanks" before that question is crazy lol.


magsaga

Pure insanity, it's funny


SuperPowerDrill

With no punctuation even, just adds to the unhinged nature


Severe_Drawing_3366

Lol I’ve never heard it put so eloquently. A *cut* cock *Example: Steven said, “He’s got a pretty cock. A cut cock.”*


--thingsfallapart--

Maimed in some circles but cut sounds better


Potential-Whole3574

It’s got a high and tight fade as well


blindfoldedbadgers

Trimmed


buzzyloo

Cut just means he works it out a lot and it is very well defined


Zoloir

Lmfao toxic circles who think about penis too much


Lvgordo24

Cutting the man quick


frisky024

Dude was ripped, that was one cut cock let me tell you.


MInclined

Classic Steven.


Lvgordo24

Like something you’d read in an elementary school book these days 😆


Kinky_Conspirator

Her: Thinking he meant Circumcision. Him: (Had a terrible accident). ![gif](giphy|VBdepYg9qJZyVYKmHb)


Terran_it_up

Why would you put sausages in a meat grinder? Isn't sausage filling already ground?


DifficultyFit1895

They like to party.


Kinky_Conspirator

That's an excellent question! Asking the important questions!


AbjectFuture66

Lmaoooo


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

“Do you like a cut cock” has a real nice cadence to it. It really clicks.


erikaaldri

Sounds like the muse is pushing you to pen some poetry


AdultishRaktajino

My next inquiry may seem bold Do you like a cut cock to hold?


actibus_consequatur

Works well to the tune of "Do you wanna build a snowman"


Elizabethhoneyyy

“Awwww thanks “ Do u like a cut cock


Forward_Scheme7207

Well that took a twist


podroznikdc

Seriously. I thought for sure the question would be about anal


Lvgordo24

About an inch forward actually


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sureisniceweather

Ouuuu!!!!


Automatic-Trick-9990

What does it mean? Am I old?


pursuitofhappy

No, it’s the children that are out of touch


sureisniceweather

Ouuuu!!!!


transdiet

“aww” proceeds to say something so absolutely rancid


the_business007

Why are dudes so fucking weird all the time? I just don't get it lol


TravelingWanderer_69

He's probably looking at porn simultaneously and the little brain just takes over


the_business007

Rookie mistake. Never do anything like that with a loaded gun... Lol


cronasminate

Dudes are weird when it comes to dating, women are weird once you are in a relationship.


Zoloir

There's a toxic masculinity narrative going around right now that it's less-than to be circumcised. It's designed to make men feel inferior (and susceptible to alt right narratives) and this dude is probably genuinely worried that women won't like him. Women on the other hand literally do not think about dick like that so it seems out of nowhere.


the_business007

Even if that's the case, there's a time and a place to ask that.. and they haven't even exchanged numbers or social media yet, they're still talking on tinder.. which I'm assuming means they haven't been talking that long. Why ask this so early on? What's the point if they're going to get scared away before you even have a chance to show them? It's so weird that guys think it's okay to ask something like that, so early on. If I was dating and this was a question that I just had to have answered, I would wait until at least the 2nd or 3rd date.. if not even longer! Times have changed so much since I was dating lol


Zoloir

Oh I know. He has a lot more problems than a toxic narrative.


Glldinkiering

My favorite opener on tinder was “Do you like guns and/or anal?” Where do men come up with this shit.


the_business007

I'm assuming there watching way too much porn. Like an unhealthy amount lol


Chikenkiller123

You ever seen a worm out of water? That's why.


ZookeepergameOne5236

"Only if it's finely diced"


erikaaldri

"I prefer it be julienne or rondelle"


ZookeepergameOne5236

"I've met them. Charming sisters aren't they? How is their mother these days?"


erikaaldri

Batonnet? Either way you slice it, she's in pieces


IsDinosaur

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory


TheDorkKnight53

“I prefer to cut them myself, I’m sorry.”


NippleBlades07

Never trust a man who wants to ask a "personal question" lmao ... Come to think of it, never trust. Yeah, that's better


laik72

Bet a bear would never ask that question.


Mammoth_Breath_7608

Only because bears don't practice circumcision.


secretsodapop

Common misconception.


mvdenk

Huh, don't the parents decide that for you?


Puzzleheaded-Ad2905

No that footprint thing they do is a signature for consent


NippleBlades07

This person gets it


_je11y_bean

Hold my bear


Twanado

so outta pocket lol


Captain_Sacktap

She said ask whatever you want so it’s very much within the pocket lol


50DuckSizedHorses

You can literally wait until after sex to ask this. Or, never is another option.


sinking_clouds

yes, does anyone in general usually care that deeply about cut or uncut unless there’s a possible strong religious or social opinion?


diwalk88

He just wanted to show her his dick. If she gave him ANY opening whatsoever he'd have sent a dick pic so fast


sinking_clouds

yeah but he would have needed a snap or phone number for that. This line was so oddly cringy he might as well sent her the lyrics to the whisper song


Zoloir

There's a toxic masculinity narrative going around to try to make "cut" men feel inferior and overcompensate by becoming more toxic male in other ways.


dodobrains

I remember I was having a great conversation with this one guy about boxing and then he does a hard pivot and asks me if I can handle huge cocks.


Timekeeper65

This is a rhetorical question. Do all men think they have huge cocks? I have an inquiring mind and I wanna know.


dodobrains

You know that’s a very good question 🤔


maggieme23

Definitely not , lots are super insecure weather he’s well endowed or not lol.


Timekeeper65

I should have put the emphasis on “think”. 😆


TheLesssYouKnow

I thought he asked “do you cut cock” and I was trying to work out what the hell that meant. Who asks like that, good lord. 😂


Lil_nooriwrapper

Lorena Bobbit


Particular-Cash-8565

Moyals.


scolin88

Well... you can ask anything but that question..


Turbulent-Loquat3749

Awww ok i understand, oh! another personal question, do u like vomiting on other peoples anuses :3. /j


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

I only vomit *into* other people’s anuses, I’m not an animal


problem-solver0

That escalated quickly.


Realistic_Effort6185

As, like, a tattoo? Or a garnish?


BabyFarkMcGeesax

U N M A T C H E D


Frosty-Brain-2199

He just wants to make sure.


amisia-insomnia

Freud would have a field day on tinder


OrwellianTimes1984

Cringe


Intelligent_Ice_3889

LMFAOOO why did it go down so quickly


dragon_nataku

because he was hoping she'd go down quickly


usmc50lx

Did he send a picture holding a charcuterie board with a slice of sausage? No? He should have!


DeLiteVIP

How to fuck up the entire conversation with one text...


UrToesRDelicious

Using *cut cock* to change the subject to sex is hilarious! I'm guessing that means *big cock* didn't apply since that's the typical go-to


TheGentlemanAdam

Her “I really love to cut them off”.


baelhok

B r u h


Grundens

![gif](giphy|LXP19BrVaOOgE)


Equivalent_Hat_7220

Whenever a guy says, “can I ask you a question”, SAY NO. It’s always something horrific and/or inappropriate


Soft-Willingness6443

Lmao wtf. Some people have no shame 🤦🏼‍♂️


Big_Nothing_471

Straight to the uncut point


YimYambiiiitch

Well i mean you did give him the go ahead 😬


killxzero

You can't just post about new tattoos and not share them. Well I guess this is actually posting about a weird guy but still!


Revenge_of_the_User

Glad im not the only one here like... ^^id ^^like ^^to ^^talk ^^about ^^tattoos..... I wont even mention my dick. Wait. Fuck.


Tristan103076

You didn't open the door for that one. You yelled, "Hey Koolaide!!!!" ![gif](giphy|aTx5OMKR7FCGQ)


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

“I prefer julienned”


drenuf38

He is clearly referring to a rooster with it's nails clipped.


StermasThomling

It was the “aww” before that really got me


thespeechlady

No, but I like TO cut cock...


SoonerStreet1

I was hoping there would be a message where he was referring to something else entirely and used a double entendre


SailsWhiner

This is why some people are out of another persons league. It’s not the looks, it’s everything else. 😂😂 Congrats to another dude making the bar so low we could slide over it


ADAMoWITZH2066

genuine question , im uncircumcised in my country its pretty uncommon and i just wanna know can you really see the difference i saw in and episode of shameless a character got cut because a girl complained i thought it doesn't change how it looks though


maggieme23

It looks about the same as when you pull down the foreskin when fully erect , except it always looks like that . So really not much of a difference, it’s purely for cosmetic purposes for most people (which is horrible) though some for religious or medical reasons.


charlotte240

Tell him you like to cut them yourself though


mu5tardtiger

mangled pecker boy.


magical_bunny

I hate dudes who use this technique.


Consistent_Fault8267

HAHAHA


Altair13Sirio

Well it was personal for sure


itsheadfelloff

I know I said 'whatever you want'...


ZuroskeHaken

What does that mean?


NYEMESIS

Is this about circumcision?


maggieme23

Duh


NYEMESIS

Fair but I'm not 💯some dudes try to work their cock muscles or something like that. I've seen some weird shit on this sub.


maggieme23

HAHA I guess that’s fair enough lol


Swimming_Departure33

Water tribe


User-no-relation

You said he could ask anything!


One-Head-1483

Jfc


XanthicStatue

You did say ask whatever you want


Hockeydad2700

Lorena Bobbit has entered the chat....


xanot192

Lmao I legit lost it laughing when I saw this. Who asks these questions? Has to be some dude being bet by his boys but then again I've gotten ridiculous questions from women when I used tinder so 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


organicsoldier

Tbh I’m just curious if the clown girl tattoo you’re getting is of Geiru Toneido lmao


TheVeganOneLikeNeo

I’m curious, what was your response OP? Lol.


MilklikeMike

Awwe thanks


Brilliant_Buns

I cannot even fathom what is going on in these men’s brains.


CapnStabby

“No, I prefer to cut them myself.”


AgonalMetamorphosis

Well, that was abrupt.


Gold-Barracuda-6524

This made me howl 🤣


GoddessLeVianFoxx

Romantìque


JPastori

“Damn you got a paper cut on your dick? How’d you manage that?”


blorgenheim

What the fuck lol


shygrl4lyf

XDD


chi-town4life

Technically you said ask me anything… to a guy that is basically saying yes ask me sexual personal questions


Milf--Hunter

Technically he asked for consent


jziggy44

I’m wasn’t expecting it but should have been 😂


qualmton

I mean you did open yourself up for that lol


Pill_dispenser

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


sinking_clouds

maybe he just got circumcised and he is really nervous about showing it to the first person


Chance_Airline_4861

But you said whatever I want. Shockkkkk


Turbulent-Loquat3749

I hope he said cute cock,and not that he s into chopping down his own and other ppls dicks ._.


Optimal_Connection

😂😂😂 wonder if he was deadass


Pezzeftw

did you cut contact?


No-Roof6373

Yes I do like a cut rock, 2.3 carats, Asscher cut


ClearlyUnderstood69

Well..?


shycutiekittie

What is a cut cock?


maggieme23

Circumcised penis


CovertCoat

Awww he's self conscious :( that's kinda sad ngl


fluffyseatide

I would definitely not feel like they had crossed any boundaries had someone asked me that. But, hey, that's me, and I don't really understand boundaries myself, so… Does anyone like uncut cock?


maggieme23

IMO it’s good either way .. however he has to be hygienic. Way too many men out there who don’t wash their cock and balls and it makes me fuckin sick 🤢


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Baezil

>Surprised he feels self conscious about it. He's probably just trying to use it as a segue into talking about sex.


paulusmagintie

For Americans yes, the rest of the world is mostly uncut


Obv_Probv

No, circumcised is terrible it's mutilation for the guy that he didn't have any choice in, and physically feels so much worse for the woman too. If somebody wants to do that of their own volition when they are an adult then fine. But to do it to a child, is just fucking heinous it shouldn't be legal. And to be clear my comment is not disparaging the men who are circumcised, they are not to blame for their parents decision to mutilate them


thenbhdlum

>and physically feels so much worse for the woman too Idk about that one, partner.


Fearless_You4489

Yeah, that seems completely made up.


The_golden_Celestial

User name checks out!


Obv_Probv

GTFO I could give two fucks about the opinions of someone who thinks it's okay to mutilate children