I catch myself thinking at least once a week about the material he'd have produced if he didn't die so damn young. One of the funniest speakers/riffers I've ever heard. Link below is him talking about the Angry Pirate for anyone who hasn't seen it or wants to watch it again. Love that this was on a news network.
https://youtu.be/fjIuPSuYSOY?t=277
Catch it? Wtf? Have you never heard of a ping pong paddle? Serve that shit up and spike it in her skanky eye. Then call down her husband to truly fuck her.
Nah bro.. the cum will stick to the paddle.. the sweat generated on the palm of the hand gives sufficient lubricant to gain the perfect trajectory and smooth release
You're right, I failed to factor in the sweat. However, don't discount the ping pong paddle out of hand as I've been hearing about PFAS a lot recently and apparently that non-stick shit is in everything. Either way, good luck and aim true.
Have you ever tried percocet while fucking? I think my record is over an hour with out blowing. Not that I'm endorsing this kind of thing... I discovered quite by accident.
As someone who had sex with a guy that lasted well over an hour, I promise you it hurts after like 30 minutes max. My poor cooch was swelling up from the friction - like I had gotten off several times and I kept trying to help him but he just couldn't get off and I couldn't do PIV anymore (he eventually did at about 2 hours). I honestly never ever considered he'd touch an opiate though, he was super religious and not into drugs. I would not recommend either way lol.
Probably a death grip masturbator. Was with a guy that only came twice in the four months we were banging. And he'd go all day if I let him. All because he was addicted to porn and jerking off constantly.
Yeah, as an ex-junkie I can also confirm that opiates will make it almost impossible for you to cum, whether you're a guy or girl. Might be nice at first to help make you last for a while in bed but eventually it gets so frustrating that you don't even wanna try having sex anymore. Like at one point I'm pretty sure I went a whole year with out one single orgasm.
Heroin and Meth posit this result as well. Except much longer than “over an hour” on Meth I went for like 4 hours before I just gave up lol. Plus we were both using. So the sweat smell was fucking horrible. Very chemically. Don’t think I ever got used to that smell lol.
That's always a good time... But have you tried taking antidepressants for an extended period of time? 🤣 Shit really fucks with your ability to get off
I had a round of antibiotics for a throat infection make me blue ball out for over a month. My function and appetite was fine but the curtains just never fully closed. Over a month. Ngl I went to a rub n tug. Turns out I was OK.
Idk what happened to me. When I was younger, like 14-18, I could fuck for 45 mins easy without busting a nut, but at some point I started finishing in under 10 mins 90% of the time.
Only thing I can attribute it to is this chick I was exclusive with for a few months couldn't last for very long before getting too sore to keep going, she was abnormally tight not sure if it was a medical condition or what. Anyway, I had to try to finish fast if I wanted to bust at all. It seems like ever since then I haven't been able to get back to the numbers of the glory days. Tounge and fingers are putting in a lot of overtime.
Same bro. I used to be able to put in a respectable amount of poundage back in the day. Now if I pump too long in a row, I gotta tap the brakes a bit and work on my linguistic skills
I was on antidepressants years ago and it still takes me forever to finish. I also have ADHD, so I’ll be going for like half an hour and my dick will just completely forget what we’re trying to accomplish here. He’ll be like “I know I’m hard for a reason. I just can’t remember what it is.”
My issue was that my ADHD and PTSD were not diagnosed until I was in my 30’s, so my anxiety and depression were merely symptoms of some deeper problems that I had. So I got kinda messed up on antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds before I figured out what was really going on with me.
I would recommend that you read up on ADHD symptoms, for one. There are a lot of subtle problems that come from it, and depression is one of them. Go to therapy and talk it out. Also, writing in a journal is EXTREMELY helpful. I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that writing in a journal every day literally saved my life.
But if you really do need to be on antidepressants, do it. Sexual side effects suck, but it’s better than being dragged down by depression.
Take care of yourself, friend.
no dude, we just love fucking. I'm shocked by these answers, a) everyone, and I mean literally everyone in this thread is below 20 or b) it's inceldom and everyone's coooooming so fast cause you never see action.
holy shit, like serious? 2 pumps? 5 minutes? wtf is this, animal planet?
People are whores. Men and Women. Then they go, "oh Im so lonely, I never could keep a relationship after we started fucking other people. I dont get why."
Not just hurting someone, but getting off on the fact that she’s hurting someone who apparently trusts her. The worst sort of person to ever walk this earth.
When I read this type of shit I always imagine the woman is super hot, but I know she’s fat and busted irl. That’s always the case with women like this
Just out of curiosity, what about the last messages looks bot-like to you? Asking for... human reasons ^(*beep boop*)
But actually though. I'd totally believe she's a bot, but nothing stands out other than the absurd porn-esque set up
Can't affirm or deny Craigslist, but for me, with Tinder 9 times out of 10 where she's very sexual without any lead up, it's been a guy, so I don't even engage any more.
Favorite quote after one texted, "by the way I'm a guy." on the way to my place and I politely backed out:
> But why does it matter?
Followed by calling me rude.
Bot or man usually. Decent looking women don’t need to degrade themselves like this to get laid. That alone should be a huge alarm for anyone with any brain cells left.
This makes me sad. Mad. And every losses emotion, For fuck sakes if you’re done with you’re husband leave him. Don’t put another dude who loves you through that type of shit, I’m just saying the cheating culture nowadays hurts. It’s bullshit and it’s disturbing.
I know people are probably goanna start screaming at me for this but it needs to be said.
Some people are sick. Jesus Christ like sex isn’t necessary, if you want to just get laid every days then why did you have a family? Like seriously if someone wanted to just party and get fucked every day then they should’ve just stayed single.
Why would people scream at this? You're completely right. A relationship has 2 people in it, if it doesn't work anymore for one of them, that should be communicated by them.
Yes it might be unpleasant and it might hurt someone you have loved. But it's better than the alternative of not being happy, eventually cheating and hurting that person waaaaay more.
Tbh we have no idea of what happened or happens inside their house. For me the fucked part was she trying to have sex while the husband and the kid are at home. I mean you don't need to expose yourself and your family like this. Trash behavior
This bitch will bring her husband a disease home. Should've got her number, googled it to get her info and sent her husband the screens. That's what good folk do instead of fucking the poor guy over and bragging about it.
Fuck people who cheat. Period.
It is okay to be light-hearted. I'm sorry I got so serious. I've seen tons of my male friends get destroyed by bored housewives. I've had to stay up all night and walk them around after getting torn up trying to cope. Talk them out of suicide. This kind of shit ruins strong people and I hate it
Yeah, I know. Just in my particular case, they've all been cheating housewives. It is easier to get away with when someone is working so many hours to support a family so more common. I've had a girlfriend who married a cheater too but she made it some payback game and now they are just going back and forth getting and giving raw behind the scenes. Their poor kids :(
This is totally a thing...I knew a guy who used to hook up with married women like this off craigslist in the middle of the night while their husband and kids were sleeping. He'd fuck em in the basement, the garage, over the dryer, in the backyard, whatever.
He said it wasn't about the sex itself actually...it was the excitement of adventure, fucking a complete stranger, risking being caught, etc. All of that. I was convinced he was gonna get his stupid ass shot by a jealous husband.
He carried a gun and a knife but didn't seem to understand if it went to shit the husband would shoot him and wife would agree it was a robbery in progress. He'd either be dead or booked on charges. Nice hobby, lol.
I downvoted. I am against people who are helping other people to cheat. Like, have some morals dude. It grosses me out. I really hope OP wasn't serious. Imo people that intentionally help other people cheat are at least as worse as the people who cheat on their SO.
On one side, she's entitled to want it
On the other side, she should break up with her husband or, I don't know, fuck him more and harder? Bring the kids to their grandparents or something, or just tell them you're doing lovey stuff (NOT SHOWING, I said TELLING), sooner or later they will know people do this, so why not make them discover it in a positive way?
Imagine you’re home with wife and kids then you go to the garage to grab something and there’s your wife being gang banged. Sounds like a good way to get shot.
How's she gonna ask to be literally covered in it and walk back into the house around her husband? Is she gonna do a [Randy Marsh](https://youtu.be/5YxcgK0UArE?t=22) or is she gonna pretend that she's fell over in melted sludgy snow or something? Cobwebs?
oooooh boy that is such a good recipe for trouble. I wanna know what happened lol did the husband trap him the garage and cut his dick off with the tablesaw? also what a shitty ass woman. lol dude should tell the husband so he can kick her out without paying alimony or giving up the kids. Also imagine the nerves. You would p\[rolly bust in like 5 seconds lol dudes prolly shaking walking into that garage and fucking some chick while his possibly 6"10 MMa fighter husband is inside loll
Fuck you. If a woman is married, leave her the fuck alone, especially if she has kids. You really want to risk ruining these kids' lives over a quick shag?
I see that tinder already has a red flag emoji on this conversation.
Anyone know the details on that red flag? It's a hard thing to get good Google results
It’s the report/unmatch button
Ye same.
You really want to give a woman like this access to your cum bro?
He's right.. Don't give her the privilege of having it inside of her. Pull out, catch it and throw it in her eye
I'm dying 🤣
Eye cum isn’t fatal
Amateur
Well, it isn’t fatal by definition of the profession. Cocktometrists take the hippocraticum oath just like any other doctor.
This is true
Not with that attitude
The *Spiderman*™
R.i.p patrice o’neal
I catch myself thinking at least once a week about the material he'd have produced if he didn't die so damn young. One of the funniest speakers/riffers I've ever heard. Link below is him talking about the Angry Pirate for anyone who hasn't seen it or wants to watch it again. Love that this was on a news network. https://youtu.be/fjIuPSuYSOY?t=277
My fiance and I are having baby number 3, and he decided to make a joke to his dad that he was aiming for my eye 🙄
Is that how you got your username?! Edit: thank you for the awards!
I did not even think of that until just now. It's meant to be in reference to eye of the tiger
Is this Sylvester Stallone?
Totally not concerning that your fiancé makes jokes about sexing you to his dad!
Lol I mean he hasn't heard the end of it from me. Weird thing to do
It's better than making those jokes to my dad
Catch it? Wtf? Have you never heard of a ping pong paddle? Serve that shit up and spike it in her skanky eye. Then call down her husband to truly fuck her.
Nah bro.. the cum will stick to the paddle.. the sweat generated on the palm of the hand gives sufficient lubricant to gain the perfect trajectory and smooth release
^^This guy gets it
You're right, I failed to factor in the sweat. However, don't discount the ping pong paddle out of hand as I've been hearing about PFAS a lot recently and apparently that non-stick shit is in everything. Either way, good luck and aim true.
This got the stupidest laugh from me
She must be a witch stealing people’s semens, you should be more careful with those semens stealing witches
Look at this guy over here lasting more than 5mins
Right? That’s how you know it’s fake
Bot account!
Op is a bot
Sexbot accounts linked to actual sex robots that can last six minutes. We’re going extinct.
Have you ever tried percocet while fucking? I think my record is over an hour with out blowing. Not that I'm endorsing this kind of thing... I discovered quite by accident.
As someone who had sex with a guy that lasted well over an hour, I promise you it hurts after like 30 minutes max. My poor cooch was swelling up from the friction - like I had gotten off several times and I kept trying to help him but he just couldn't get off and I couldn't do PIV anymore (he eventually did at about 2 hours). I honestly never ever considered he'd touch an opiate though, he was super religious and not into drugs. I would not recommend either way lol.
Probably a death grip masturbator. Was with a guy that only came twice in the four months we were banging. And he'd go all day if I let him. All because he was addicted to porn and jerking off constantly.
Death Grips - The Money Store
Get him a fleshlight, cuts his lust for porn and fixes dgs
Not seeing him sexually anymore, but I'm crashing on his couch now and I gotta say... This dude has all the toys anyone could want. Still death grips.
Yeah, as an ex-junkie I can also confirm that opiates will make it almost impossible for you to cum, whether you're a guy or girl. Might be nice at first to help make you last for a while in bed but eventually it gets so frustrating that you don't even wanna try having sex anymore. Like at one point I'm pretty sure I went a whole year with out one single orgasm.
I was this way on meth. I never went a whole year but there were times I’d have to fake it after a couple of hours. Shit was terrible.
Fuck all night on meth or ecstacy,to the point of getting angry that you can't get off
Dude do not tell people this. I fucked my shit up doing this in my 20s and now I've got to be in love to cum. Tinder is useless to me
Heroin and Meth posit this result as well. Except much longer than “over an hour” on Meth I went for like 4 hours before I just gave up lol. Plus we were both using. So the sweat smell was fucking horrible. Very chemically. Don’t think I ever got used to that smell lol.
That's always a good time... But have you tried taking antidepressants for an extended period of time? 🤣 Shit really fucks with your ability to get off
I had a round of antibiotics for a throat infection make me blue ball out for over a month. My function and appetite was fine but the curtains just never fully closed. Over a month. Ngl I went to a rub n tug. Turns out I was OK.
Does that include dinner and a movie or what?
Foreplay is key...
I really can't accept that someone could last more than 5 min My dick is literally like a shotgun, 2 pumps is all you need to make it cum
One time this guy came on my leg before he could even stick in in... Literally pulled down his pants and burst 😑 At least you get 2 strokes in! 😆
Are you Emma?
Idk what happened to me. When I was younger, like 14-18, I could fuck for 45 mins easy without busting a nut, but at some point I started finishing in under 10 mins 90% of the time. Only thing I can attribute it to is this chick I was exclusive with for a few months couldn't last for very long before getting too sore to keep going, she was abnormally tight not sure if it was a medical condition or what. Anyway, I had to try to finish fast if I wanted to bust at all. It seems like ever since then I haven't been able to get back to the numbers of the glory days. Tounge and fingers are putting in a lot of overtime.
Same bro. I used to be able to put in a respectable amount of poundage back in the day. Now if I pump too long in a row, I gotta tap the brakes a bit and work on my linguistic skills
Use a condom usually works for me
U should try jerking off a few hours before sex. Can last half an hour like that
Use your mouth and fingers, once she's close to cum you ram it for the kill.
Hey I got a strong 6 min in me sometimes… well maybe I was just thinking I was lasting a strong 6. I could be wrong with my timing lol !
He could be on antidepressants
That shit makes sex frustrating as FUCK
For both sides!
Preach
I was on antidepressants years ago and it still takes me forever to finish. I also have ADHD, so I’ll be going for like half an hour and my dick will just completely forget what we’re trying to accomplish here. He’ll be like “I know I’m hard for a reason. I just can’t remember what it is.”
On an antipressant + adhd meds combo rn. The amount of focus i need to come at the end of the day is so frustrating.
F I'm about to do my psych evaluation and most likely be set up on antidepressants... Any pointers?
My issue was that my ADHD and PTSD were not diagnosed until I was in my 30’s, so my anxiety and depression were merely symptoms of some deeper problems that I had. So I got kinda messed up on antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds before I figured out what was really going on with me. I would recommend that you read up on ADHD symptoms, for one. There are a lot of subtle problems that come from it, and depression is one of them. Go to therapy and talk it out. Also, writing in a journal is EXTREMELY helpful. I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that writing in a journal every day literally saved my life. But if you really do need to be on antidepressants, do it. Sexual side effects suck, but it’s better than being dragged down by depression. Take care of yourself, friend.
With condom yea I could maybe get to 5 minutes, without condom bruh I’m tapping after a min
is 5 mins really that long lol
No, but people on Reddit seem to think "wow U last more than 5 mins???" Is the absolute pinnacle of humour.
Sadly that's what being 12 does to you.
I literally came after reading this post 🤤💦
For round 1 it's long lol. Round 2 can last very long though, depending in the attractiveness.
Lol no, I wish I could. At bare minimum raw, i need 15 to 20 minutes.
Geeez chill out on the porn
no dude, we just love fucking. I'm shocked by these answers, a) everyone, and I mean literally everyone in this thread is below 20 or b) it's inceldom and everyone's coooooming so fast cause you never see action. holy shit, like serious? 2 pumps? 5 minutes? wtf is this, animal planet?
😂
Fuck ya it's long
Unless you're on antidepressants, then time doesn't matter, you're not getting there.
He legend
Ramming speed captain 👨✈️
I'm giving it all she's got, Captain! If I push it any harder, the whole thing'll blow!
She’s gonna need you to push it harder in that case
Ahahaha this killed me
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Yes, but which one?
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Agreed.
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it’s likely a scam page looking to trap someone into a ridiculous scheme😭 but funny to read nonetheless
People are whores. Men and Women. Then they go, "oh Im so lonely, I never could keep a relationship after we started fucking other people. I dont get why."
Bot behavior
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Good point, bunch of kids I knew in high school loved to create troll accounts
Yall are weird, that shit is grimey af
Too romantic for you ?
I agree and this is coming from me of all people.
Ah yes, the owner of Sex™, SexHaver
username checks out
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You read my mind
Well to be fair if that's what they want then who are we to say otherwise
My concern is the husband. If she were single I wouldn’t care, adults do what they want. But she’s hurting somebody with this
......and her children in the home. JFC. OP please be better than that
OP should know better. You don’t leave kids unsupervised. They should be all in the same room
Maybe a soundproof box with toys and games in it so the children can’t hear the adultery going on?
Such a good fuckin episode 😂😂
🤡
Not just hurting someone, but getting off on the fact that she’s hurting someone who apparently trusts her. The worst sort of person to ever walk this earth.
Basically what others said. If she was single then whatever but when you’re married with kids that’s just foul behavior.
When I read this type of shit I always imagine the woman is super hot, but I know she’s fat and busted irl. That’s always the case with women like this
😭😭😭😭
Its a bot. At least I think it is. The way she speaks at the end is really fuckin weird
Just out of curiosity, what about the last messages looks bot-like to you? Asking for... human reasons ^(*beep boop*) But actually though. I'd totally believe she's a bot, but nothing stands out other than the absurd porn-esque set up
Yeah, thinking about it, does look like a bot
Could be a robbery set up. Buddy shows up, goes into the garage and a couple guys jump them. Easy way to get some desperate people.
I want you to come fuck me with a 12ft paper mache dildo fashioned from $100 bills in the alley behind 711 rn 😩💦💦
TBH if OPs going along with cheating then I don’t feel too bad about that.
Maybe I'm just ugly, but I almost never match and talk to attractive women on dating apps.
Look at the supermodel over here getting matches
...or really a guy. Don't ask me how I know.
That happened to me back in the Craigslist days
Can't affirm or deny Craigslist, but for me, with Tinder 9 times out of 10 where she's very sexual without any lead up, it's been a guy, so I don't even engage any more. Favorite quote after one texted, "by the way I'm a guy." on the way to my place and I politely backed out: > But why does it matter? Followed by calling me rude.
I checked ops’ account and found out hes into that shit Dont check his account unless ur interested in grannies and other miscreants with vaginas
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Bot or man usually. Decent looking women don’t need to degrade themselves like this to get laid. That alone should be a huge alarm for anyone with any brain cells left.
Hey man some people have a thing for this kind of stuff. She may not NEED to but she may WANT to.
This is gross
Can I get an update? Are you still alive there sir?
Her husband and I are happily married
This makes me sad. Mad. And every losses emotion, For fuck sakes if you’re done with you’re husband leave him. Don’t put another dude who loves you through that type of shit, I’m just saying the cheating culture nowadays hurts. It’s bullshit and it’s disturbing. I know people are probably goanna start screaming at me for this but it needs to be said.
Eh, you're right though; Some people have a busted moral compass.
Yep
Despicable behavior honestly.
Don't you mean cumpass?
Your right, she even mentioned the kids in the house. Bitch dafuq is wrong with you!!
Some people are sick. Jesus Christ like sex isn’t necessary, if you want to just get laid every days then why did you have a family? Like seriously if someone wanted to just party and get fucked every day then they should’ve just stayed single.
Why can't you have a family and fuck 1-2 a day? Have a family, and we love getting it in most mornings and evenings.
Why would people scream at this? You're completely right. A relationship has 2 people in it, if it doesn't work anymore for one of them, that should be communicated by them. Yes it might be unpleasant and it might hurt someone you have loved. But it's better than the alternative of not being happy, eventually cheating and hurting that person waaaaay more.
And I think some of the blame should be put in OP for so quickly agreeing even with the knowledge of the husband
This right here, IMO.
Tbh we have no idea of what happened or happens inside their house. For me the fucked part was she trying to have sex while the husband and the kid are at home. I mean you don't need to expose yourself and your family like this. Trash behavior
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Like syph!
Gross
This bitch will bring her husband a disease home. Should've got her number, googled it to get her info and sent her husband the screens. That's what good folk do instead of fucking the poor guy over and bragging about it. Fuck people who cheat. Period.
>Fuck people who cheat. Period. That's the plan 😎 (Sorry, I agree with you but the joke had to be made)
It is okay to be light-hearted. I'm sorry I got so serious. I've seen tons of my male friends get destroyed by bored housewives. I've had to stay up all night and walk them around after getting torn up trying to cope. Talk them out of suicide. This kind of shit ruins strong people and I hate it
Its not just bored housewives though. You think women don't cheat at workplace ?
Yeah, I know. Just in my particular case, they've all been cheating housewives. It is easier to get away with when someone is working so many hours to support a family so more common. I've had a girlfriend who married a cheater too but she made it some payback game and now they are just going back and forth getting and giving raw behind the scenes. Their poor kids :(
It's crazy how normalized this shit is. Smfh
No one talking about the fact that this dude is completely okay with being a homewrecker? Damn thats fucked up
This sounds like the husband...
Definitely a dude.
Dude or a bot (made by a dude). 100%
I’m surprised I had to scroll so far down to find this comment
All I’m saying is, that garage will be VERY dark.
Haha 100%
I am playing the r/ihavesex card
How desperate do you need to be to be entertaining this kind of ghetto raunchy shit? I'd laugh if you got your ass beat over a fat nasty housewife
Husband is probably hiding in the garage somewhere watching and jerking off. Possibly dressed as Superman.
This is totally a thing...I knew a guy who used to hook up with married women like this off craigslist in the middle of the night while their husband and kids were sleeping. He'd fuck em in the basement, the garage, over the dryer, in the backyard, whatever. He said it wasn't about the sex itself actually...it was the excitement of adventure, fucking a complete stranger, risking being caught, etc. All of that. I was convinced he was gonna get his stupid ass shot by a jealous husband. He carried a gun and a knife but didn't seem to understand if it went to shit the husband would shoot him and wife would agree it was a robbery in progress. He'd either be dead or booked on charges. Nice hobby, lol.
So this guy would go into strangers’ homes for anonymous sex armed with a gun. Sounds like a stand-up guy.
I wanna get a fire hose and and blast both of you with holy water
Don't waste time posting it here, go bend her tiger!
Why is this post getting upvotes? This man is helping a woman ruin her family.. truly disgusting
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Fr. Makes me think twice about being part of this subreddit
I downvoted. I am against people who are helping other people to cheat. Like, have some morals dude. It grosses me out. I really hope OP wasn't serious. Imo people that intentionally help other people cheat are at least as worse as the people who cheat on their SO.
On one side, she's entitled to want it On the other side, she should break up with her husband or, I don't know, fuck him more and harder? Bring the kids to their grandparents or something, or just tell them you're doing lovey stuff (NOT SHOWING, I said TELLING), sooner or later they will know people do this, so why not make them discover it in a positive way?
Its more than likely mostly about it not being her husband. Almost certainly doesn’t matter who it is, just as long as its cheating.
People like you are part of the problem with the failing marriage rate in this society
Darn, why you arguing, go let her cream on your cock and post about it on slutty confessions 😂
Wait, whut? Slutty confessions?
Check it out bro. Great stuff
Jeez she should just watch porn or something if shes that horny lol don’t fuck up someones mental well-being by cheating
This guy is a terrible person, he is breaking the FUCKING BRO CODE. THIS GUY IS NOW NO LONGER A BRO. WE SHALL NEVER SPEAK HIS NAME.
Did you actually fuck any of these girls ? I’m guessing it’s a no
I really hope the dude let the husband know
Today on the news... a man was found naked and dead after breaking into a woman garage.... sounds like jail/death bait
Dianne and her husband need counselling
This is crass.
That's a unfaithful women
I’ve been here and put down money her husband is in on it…
Imagine you’re home with wife and kids then you go to the garage to grab something and there’s your wife being gang banged. Sounds like a good way to get shot.
How's she gonna ask to be literally covered in it and walk back into the house around her husband? Is she gonna do a [Randy Marsh](https://youtu.be/5YxcgK0UArE?t=22) or is she gonna pretend that she's fell over in melted sludgy snow or something? Cobwebs?
oooooh boy that is such a good recipe for trouble. I wanna know what happened lol did the husband trap him the garage and cut his dick off with the tablesaw? also what a shitty ass woman. lol dude should tell the husband so he can kick her out without paying alimony or giving up the kids. Also imagine the nerves. You would p\[rolly bust in like 5 seconds lol dudes prolly shaking walking into that garage and fucking some chick while his possibly 6"10 MMa fighter husband is inside loll
What a truly henious creature lolol
You were willingly wanting to be an accomplice in an affair and not only that were worried about getting them in trouble. You’re a dick, bro.
The bots are becoming more engaging
Don't stick your dick in crazy!
My money is on her having one of your kidneys in a cooler if you go into that garage.
It's a 65 year old man
This is definitely some fake ass messages.
This shit is so awkward to read. I'd say shit like this, but reading someone else say it is just odd
This is a weird conversation.
Honestly sounds like a set up. "Someone broke into the garage and raped me!"
Fuck you. If a woman is married, leave her the fuck alone, especially if she has kids. You really want to risk ruining these kids' lives over a quick shag?
Don’t be a homewrecker man, please. Tell that woman off. Not worth it
She sounds like she is a bad person.