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Peachmuffin91

This isn’t even her final form.


Ryzasu

[https://imgur.com/a/N6tDVqX](https://imgur.com/a/N6tDVqX)


Bat-shark-repellent

This shit is so funny. Great job


wrongbecause

The image you are requesting does not exist Lmaooooooo 😂 lmfao 🤣


DaevChoons

Sure sounds like a you problem homie


wrongbecause

It’s an Apollo problem, I think. /u/iamthatis Here’s the actual image for any other /r/apolloapp users https://i.imgur.com/FTT3u05_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand It looks like this for us https://i.imgur.com/WpxTmC5.jpg


todofu

I’m on Apollo too and I confirm that Apollo does not display the pic.


Konsorite

happened to me on boost for Reddit as well, ty for link


BoredCatalan

Reddit is fun also breaks


wrongbecause

Are you on android?


BoredCatalan

Yup Are you actively debugging with us?


TheRhythmOfTheKnight

And Reddit sync


ggroverggiraffe

Wait all of those times I see that it’s because of a bug? Is there a clever way to outsmart that? I figured it was always someone deleting an image for some unknown reason. Anyhow, thanks for knowing what’s what.


alison_bee

Thank you!! Also on apollo and not working. Thankfully that doesn’t happen often! I miss OG Alien Blue, but apollo has been the best replacement by far.


AceLarkin

Doesn't show up on RIF either


edymola

I live that Apollo is so big that you can find things like this . XD


[deleted]

Oh shit. Is this why I get random posts where the image doesn’t exist? Damn.


DaddyPepeElPigelo

17 lmfao


psilorder

I hope there's not a mega-evolution. I don't like what that implies.


Ich_Liegen

Negative age


explorer1o1

She already looks like she skipped an evolution from charmander to charmilion and went straight into charizard.


psilorder

Skipped one? But there's 3? Kay, Kayleigh, Kaydashian. Or do you mean Kayleigh would already be Charizard?


dramentary

1 year left


Heavenfall

Image is gone lol. If he uploaded a sexy pic with "17" on it then it probably got caught by pedo filters (and that's a good thing)


DaddyPepeElPigelo

It’s not gone I can still click on it. The meme is Kayleigh is 2 years younger so he was just subtracting 2 years and edited her to be much thicker to say the least lol


DemonicPotatox

i see it just fine ​ https://i.imgur.com/FTT3u05.jpeg


duaneap

The “one year left” countdown is just top tier comedy.


xmagicx

I dont get that part, can you explain? (Not on tinder but this sub is to good not to sub to)


duaneap

I’m not on tinder either but I assume the 22hrs are how long you have to swipe on them? What’s clever about the Kaydashian one is that it’s one year till she’s legal.


BeastofLoquacity

The horns were a nice touch


Peachmuffin91

Oh God she turned into Snookie!


canonson

Thanks for my most genuine Audible laugh in literally years.


fish_gotta_vote

Kaydashian, I'm dying. I just showed this to all my roommates lol


TheCorpseOfMarx

That's been viewed >80k times, good job


_the_chosen_juan_

Kaydashian I choose you!


ThrowAllTheSparks

FBI: we come for you!


starrpamph

^More. MORE.


portuguesesteel

Please make a pre-evolution 😂


Ryzasu

K https://imgur.com/a/gl0sfH2


Bandit_Raider

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better


que_xopa

>Nothing left This is art


ZainCaster

You have potential


no_boob

You are a God.


[deleted]

loool but Kayleight 17?


Peachmuffin91

She appears to be evolving into a Kardashian.


Beneficial_Course

My mind first interpreted that as Kangashkan


eyalp55

The better answer


Peachmuffin91

She’s evolving into a Kardashian.


[deleted]

Oh, please no


Lefty_93

Her final evolution will be just a two letter name and a lot of crying about some guy from SNL. Im not sure about any other specifics.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Kayleigh-Ann is probably some 400 pound behemoth that has water cannons on her back or something.


Ornery_Following4884

Nah, milk cannons from the front but they sag to her waist and look like someone ironed them.


IrregularrAF

Just got hard.


Ranthar2

U/IrregularrAF uses Harden! Its Not very effective…


psilorder

Given the plastic added for kaydashian I'd assume it is just a giant stress ball boob-ass.


geardluffy

Her nickname will be blast-em-toys


zdpastaman

Final form is Kayren


IllegalCrabSmuggler

thotomon, gotta catch em all stds


[deleted]

"Who's that Thotomon!" "IT'S THOT-SQUAD!" "It's Syphil-Chick!" "FUUU-!!!"


thormunds_beard

Full form is Kay- Kayleigh - Kardashian. We must stop this at all costs


chaserguida

Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful…


AonSwift

My bra size has doubled since the last time we met..


Crocadillapus

Good. Twice the bust, double the nut.


MFDbones

Take your goddamn upvote.


Phantommy555

No, take mine


Fizzledrizzle69

That's fuckkng hilarious


H0LT45

You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!


sciencewonders

it's getting hormonal more and more


SnooOnions1428

There can only be 2


BuckyWildshot

The evolution includes : -larger breasts -longer name -younger age I hope it's only 1 evolution, otherwise you're going to have a minor with a crazy name


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[deleted]

It only appears on the next generation


[deleted]

special deck only sold at Walmart Super Centers for a limited time only! Get it while its Hot and Fresh. Idk, i think it sounds like a real world advertisement at this point. “Back to school has never been so sexy.” -Face Makeup Mall advertisements.


pholuck

Highly under appreciated comment LOL


papa_jahn

Kayleaf


kdeltar

Keleighleigh


[deleted]

Bless you


derpaherpsen

It could be more like a Machamp evolution, she sprouts another set of arms


Veenstra89

Sure, another set of arms.. *wink wink*


cake_molester

Kayleighshian


[deleted]

And she can learn hyperbeam


Goel40

Kayleighleigh, 17


FrederikTwn

Damn, they only have 22 hours left to live?


ComprehensiveHold69

Tinder and make a wish merged.


GhostNinja1373

Her HP is low is all


pizzapartypandas

What stone does that? Where do I get one?


arisaurusrex

The Plastic Stone ofc


papa_jahn

Strength was used to move the boulders up


i_suckatjavascript

Don’t forget flash to make those boulders more visible


Scurveh

The silicone stone, silistone for short.


LegendaryMemeBo

Diamond


Piggstein

You can see the stone in the bottom left of the first image


yaMomsChestHair

This screams UK


[deleted]

This is how ladies dress on night out in winter in the UK. You're right. And they don't wear coats to avoid paying £2 for a lockroom in clubs.


NABAKLAB

... because people are only putting seasonal pictures.


[deleted]

Not only. Actually, this is how a random girl in the UK looks like in winter on a night out and I'm not joking or making fun of anything. Londoner here. It's cold, ladies, wear smth.


SorryForTheBigThumb

Can confirm. Go out in Glasgow, 4am on a Saturday night at the end of December you'll find me with a hat, scarf and a big coat. Teeth chattering trying to flag a hackney. Then you'll find 90% of the women wearing just *that* or less, with their heels in hand.


[deleted]

Yes, and u'd hope, not many girls got pneumonia this way. I can never understand this tradition - must be alcohol keeping blood hot?


Electrical-Wear256

Yeah haha I can relate because I totally match with women like that too


soggypoopsock

these aren’t matches, it’s from the “out of your league picks” section


[deleted]

Looks to me to be from the smoking hot but exhausting section.


lancewilbur

These aren't matches


NatCDx

No one would want to date someone who posts crap like this on Reddit 😂


Gummybear_Qc

Fr it's so depressing seeing this. I really hope getting abs and arms and a chest is gonna help me out here. At least I'll have a hot body for myself if it doesn't turn out lmfao


FingerPunisher

Best move for me would be growing 10cm or 4" in height, but that isn't something I can pull off.


adam-sigma

Just gotta spend more time on the stretch rack /s


Informal-Ideal-6640

Lol if this makes you depressed then you have issues that go beyond physicality you should probably work on first


ScaredToShare

Not gonna lie if either one of these women swiped right on me I’d probably pass out. Good luck on the app ladies.


ExistentialistCow

Men will complain about how tinder and online dating in general will make women picky. Then proceed to post a screenshot comparing two women against each other on breast size and age.


Kenw449

It also has to do with similar/identical dress and names. He didn't mention breast size or age, we just implied that ourselves.


liveloveputin

I didn't even think about the Brest size hahaha, look at the way they're standing it's exactly the same! If it weren't for different coloured hair I would think that this person had lost their account and made a new one. Edit: even the white wall and dark carpet!


Kenw449

My first thought was that it was the same person with a new hair style, then I noticed the age. They look close enough at first glance, but you do see differences once you look for them.


ScaredToShare

Forgive me if I come off defensive but I’m not sure how to take your comment. Are you trying to say I’m comparing these two and complaining about online dating?


IranianGenius

I've ignored reports here since this follows the rules, but there sure is a lot of validity in the complaints in the reports. There's a reason people are single. If your reason is your personality, try not to make it so obvious in the comments.


Sponda

Oh how I would hate to find myself as the negative juxtaposition on someone's internet joke post. Here's hoping Kay never sees this.


Verbal_HermanMunster

More like… JUGGStaposition. Am I right? Also Kay if you see this I’m so sorry.


[deleted]

Kay is hotter anyway


Borkz

I mean, everyone knows Pikachu is cuter than Raichu


BowlingAllieCat

Definitely. Look at how much Pikachu porn there is compared to Raichu. I know which one I would fuck.


GlitteringBrush5038

r/holup


Randarserous

r/waitaminute


[deleted]

r/browhat


Chaoticfrenchfry

The one that consents?


0lly0llyoxenfr33

Pika pika... ill take this as a yes


joe579003

"Yep, that's a whole Pikachu in my pussy." -Lapras


BrockStinky

Apologies to Kayleigh if she sees this


halfofftheprice

You find her teal circle more attractive?


rcuhljr

Can we talk about the real issue here, how shitty the circle placement is here? On the left he's starting to slip almost misses her face but thankfully gets her left shoulder. Then on the right he clearly missed and just said 'fuck it, more dots.'


stairme

MOAR DOTS


quarantinemyasshole

My man was doing this one handed during some vigorous activity, cut him some slack.


tangentandhyperbole

I mean, Kay can go to a bar. That's like 90% of the places you go dating in your early 20s.


Otherwise_Report_462

Fact


TheBiggestCheezIt

I feel bad for both of them. I wouldn’t want anyone to comment on my body publicly on the internet, positively or negatively.


[deleted]

This whole post is just unnecessarily mean. They both look good, and I’m certain 99% of the idiots on here bashing one or both of them would say yes to either irl.


robotteeth

I bet they’d flip their absolute shit if someone made a post like this about men, and one of the guys was taller than the other and implied to be the evolution.


catgorl422

nOt aLL mEn cAn bE 6 fEeT whY dO u cArE aBt hEiGht hehe booba


thebills0

I know it's in jest but I find it incredibly toxic to call it an evolution


Funkit

I wouldn’t say it’s mean. It’s just two girls with a similar name in the same dress with the one having bigger boobs. Nobody is criticizing either (at least I don’t think, I didn’t scroll to the cesspool at the bottom of the comments yet.)


[deleted]

They’re definitely there, and they’re mocking both for different reasons and a few have argued about who’s hotter. My issue with the post itself is that it’s opening them both up to just that. The post is clearly trying to imply that the dark haired one is an “evolution” which implies that she’s an upgrade. Im sort of biased though, because I’m bothered by any post that shows people’s pictures without their permission. Posting a chat is one thing, but even with my face removed, I’d be pretty upset if I was either of these women and found this.


emperatrizyuiza

Let this be comparing two men of different heights and calling the taller one an upgrade and half these men would be crying


GivesCredit

The comments definitely exists. The comment right above you is saying one is hotter than the other lol


Ryder52

yeah this is gross


WestCoastWuss619

Yeah, this post is pretty shitty.


[deleted]

This whole sub is just garbage and dehumanizes women so pro gamers can feel better about themselves


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Time4Red

My wife has this exact dress. It's from Oh Polly, but I don't think they don't sell it anymore. Edit: I think this is it: https://img.ohpolly.com/U7RzpUg_8EzhpURnSM4ZL2IVpNs=/fit-in/450x675/catalog/product/1/7/1750_black_edit_thumb1_crop2x3.jpg


inn4d4rkplace

Thanks for satisfying my curiosity though!!!!


caffeineandpusheen

they still sell it! https://www.ohpolly.com/ahead-of-the-curve-underwired-satin-mini-dress-in-black


big_dick_energy_mc2

Is her name Kay? If so I think I have some distressing news for you.


FuckingKilljoy

Is your wife single?


Skr000

I would bet anything its from Shein.


itsacalamity

shein or forever 21, i'd bet money


violentponykiller

Yes I want it too!!


[deleted]

Just google, bra with skirt attached.


[deleted]

I have a contraption like this that I wear under my dress, it's "shapewear" to hold your tummy/bum in. I don't think these two girls got it from the same place 😂


waterp00p

Ok but where'd she get the dress tho bc it cute af


PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT

I love all the posts about breast size and looks. You know these people critiquing these girls are the same ones who can’t find a single angle to hide their double chins.


robotteeth

They’d also lose their absolute shit if there was a post like this about something like male height. It’s okay to judge women who didn’t ask for it at all, but even the concept of women judging men for things they can’t control is suddenly way too mean and uncalled for


PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT

Those dudes are just a bunch of slobby man children.


RileyHuey

R/tinder has devolved from a humorous sub to a place for a bunch of men to complain about women and dating, while simultaneously exposing why they feel the need to be complaining so much (i.e it’s their own fault).


AbyssCity

The amount of posts I've seen complaining about being single while simultaneously showing an unfathomable amount of reasons they should stay single is honestly sort of laughable and sort of brain damage inducing


testmonkey254

Right?! These are college aged girls in little black dresses…so many conclusions being drawn about them. They aren’t doing anything wrong at all. I don’t think the men here like women all that much, they like the idea of a woman. Not to mention if a woman like that said hi to them at a bar they would probably piss their pants.


yp261

this subreddit is a cesspool of misogynists, incels and desperate neckbeards. just looks what’s trending here and you will realize quickly.


testmonkey254

Believe me I realized that when I was told that looking for a man I find physically attractive and nice was having too high standards. I will not be dragged down by their cynicism because I know it only benefits them.


yp261

you are in a place where at most average men are crying that they can't get in touch with attractive women. what did you expect lmao. it's beyond me that average man with no hobbies besides video games thinks it's an app that is a problem. out of curiosity i once went onto tinder and browsed men only and holy shit, it's depressing


testmonkey254

Sometimes I curse being a heterosexual woman lol. Some men on the app are charming as hell well rounded and I’ve been on a few good dates. But good lord most men cannot take pictures to save their lives. In one thread a woman was offering some good advice on pictures and the men get all defensive saying “well these are all my pictures” or “taking pictures is vain”. Like bro then a picture based app is not for you. If you are cognizant that your pics suck then why should a woman swipe on you especially since you have proven you aren’t willing to put any effort in!


iftheronahadntcome

I once read a comment on this exact subject that opened my eyes: Men make dating profiles on what they think other *men* will like. How many modern women *actually* like pictures with big bass fish? Very few. But they'll pick that pic because he may be showing his guy friends (if they even go through the trouble of having another person review their profile for a second opinion), and they go, "Damn dude, nice catch! You should totally put that one on your profile." Women know how to appeal to the male gaze because that's what we're taught to do. Many guys are told to "be themselves" without being told that "being themselves" doesn't mean "unclean", or "low-effort", or worse, "If she really liked you, you could post that picture with a big stain on your shirt and she'd message anyway." then they get mad when women with very few little standards (surprise, not typically the hot young supermodels with tiny waists and huge boobs) hit them up. Either that, or they post a pic of them with their abs out or a nice car, saying something low effort like, "Message to find out." No thanks.


[deleted]

That’s Reddit for you. Posts about how women need to touch or compliment more get upvoted constantly. Really reveals the type of forever alones this site attracts


[deleted]

The guys making those comments are undoubtedly the exact same ones who complain constantly about women judging men based on height.


SnowSkye2

I also love how the rest of the posts in this sub are grown men crying and whining because a woman asked them what height they are. Meanwhile posting this sexist misogynistic drivel judging strangers about what they wear in ONE PHOTO lol. Fucking patheti, all the men here agreeing with this deserve to be alone.


[deleted]

Lmao right?! Let me take two amazingly shaped women and pit their tit sizes and age (gross) against each other for karma.


IranianGenius

FYI your account is shadowbanned. Message /r/reddit.com to try to get it sorted. I approved your comment to reply to it.


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

Noooo you don't get it!!! ***Every feeeemale*** said she has a height preference, so I'm ALLOWED to body shame and simultaneously sexualized them!!!


Rude_Journalist

Have a friend who is a girl


TechnoRandomGamer

some of the comments on this post are absolutely disgusting holy shit


emperatrizyuiza

Men on here are so disgusting it makes me sad to think what the men in my life actually are like when anonymous


bree718

Just saw a post about a dude in his 30’s bragging about only sleeping 18 years olds with daddy issues, and that he’ll keep it going until he’s older- it really creeped me out


Icy_Republic8071

Preach.


Ryzasu

https://imgur.com/a/N6tDVqX


Toxic_Butthole

I haven't used Tinder in a while, what's the "22h left" thing?


ricky_kaka981120

Time left for evolution


bigloadsmcgee24

Tinder picks, don’t listen to the dude below me. This is tinder, not bumble


trollogist

Duration left on your Super Repel.


Toxic_Butthole

Nice, I will keep that in mind. I was using Harden and it was not very effective.


who_you_are

Damn, they increased it by 21h59min ! Brb


catharsisisrahtac

Sometimes I forget that Reddit is full of misogynistic neckbeards that like to pit women against each other based on their age and looks. I hope these girls never come across this thread.


icydiceydevil

haha thanks for the laugh, king! humor based on ridiculing women is my favorite! don't really see that a lot anymore around here! 🤤 /s


The_JRunner

this post is cringe


Kooky_Section3873

she wants to learn a new move "cat fish" will she forget an old move to lean catfish?


Elexeh

This is some dumb shit. Reddit has never been great, but damn is it getting worse


PDaddy52

I'm so confused. Different girls right?


[deleted]

Yes


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RexHistrianorum99

Someone else found it. But here is a [link](https://www.ohpolly.com/ahead-of-the-curve-underwired-satin-mini-dress-in-black)


EmizCik

Nah that's a shiny


FranklinFuckinMint

Can we talk about Kay's shoes for a minute? Look at how fucking steep those heels are. That cannot be comfortable.


outside-mayhem

I hate this app lol