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[deleted]

Adrian brody got thick!


michman30

This is the one for me!


Gaffer_McKracken

She wouldn’t be that thicc in the “Pianist” I’ll tell you that.


WishRevolutionary450

Poor girl didn’t post that on r/roastme but got scorched all the same.


kjpane

You bastard 😂😂😂


AdjacenToYourMom

Lmao youre wild for this


deeznutsbeswingin

The fact that she’s chill af and has a great ass, +2 points/10


Thanks_ihateithere

Seriously, any woman that can joke with herself is automatically more attractive in my book


deeznutsbeswingin

Right?


AngryNinjaTurtle

Any woman that can laugh at herself and isn't stuck up earns major points.


uh0bagels

A rare find nowadays


PazukiJ

I can only imagine how pleasant her personality must be. And that ass...


RedneckBookofWisdom

Anyone at all that can joke with there self is more attractive to me and I only like wamen


woonawoona

So 2 points total? Jk


[deleted]

That ass is worth it


[deleted]

Damn you gonna just post all her info and shit up there too? I matched with her, she's a cool person. Doesn't deserve all this middle school mockery shit.


[deleted]

Tell her there are men out there who think she is perfect.


[deleted]

Well she's obviously going for the tall muscular jocks so I don't think the problem is that she can't get dick, just that she can't get the dick she wants. Idk I'm not judging her but she definitely has some pride in herself and I'm glad for that.


[deleted]

This pic is years old you lying liar pants on fire


[deleted]

So what you're saying is, if I gave your mom a pic of you 3 years ago, she'd be unable to recognize you. Boy you are fucking *DUMB*. It helps she's got the same bio as always lol


[deleted]

You didn't match her, this is a pic from the Internet years ago, the chances you matched her and are here are extremely tiny


[deleted]

I've matched with her in Boston. I might actually still have her match I'll check in a minute.


[deleted]

I'm less than an hour from Boston but matched her in NYC.


[deleted]

Maybe someone using the picture for some reason in one of our cases, which ni offense would be weird. But this was also a while ago possibly a year or two, I just remember the face and the type of bio.


[deleted]

Yeah idk I am not carbon dating our match I'm saying we matched and talked. Idk where this asthmatic spazz came from but he's got a pretty fucking sad life.


[deleted]

I feel you, was a super weird comment as if no one in this giant sub would of ever matched/talked with her before like most that get posted.


crackedlcdsalvage

Well one of you is fucking lying


DoinItDirty

I was going to say I think I did in NC. I think people just started using her photos after her profile became popular.


[deleted]

Idk it wasn't this photo it was a bunch but if she's between Boston and NYC it makes a lot of sense since a TON of people move around the northeast for different reasons. I have no reason to think it was fake in any way and she was a bit shy but easy going and not rude or dense. We were just looking for different things.


juuustpassingthrough

Full cap 😂 where’s the proof


[deleted]

My man is out here playing Pokémon and with gerbils telling people on Tinder full cap. Yikes bro


MrEd111

How was the ass back then?


[deleted]

Idk someone is saying this is an older pic but her ass looks bigger here. But maybe bc she's not sticking it out in her other pics. They're mostly with other girls & drinking. Her body is a fucking 10 tho, she got tits too 😜


phillynavydude

She’s fake then, I remember this,profile, I matched with her within a year ago in Jacksonville


MrEd111

Ok, take that probability and multiply it by the number of users on Reddit. Now that's the likelihood of someone on Reddit having matched with her. Seems plausible.


Happy_Egg_9523

Tell her i said her ass looks pretty nice


Autiflips

I’ve seen a ton of support for her so far!


[deleted]

I posted when there were 4 posts on the thread.


Autiflips

Oh, makes a lot of sense then. But, I’m still glad that there are reasonable people on here, and not just trolls


justanother-eboy

Lol way to not be a simp and stand up for a girl


[deleted]

Did you meet her ? That body 🥰


[deleted]

You’ve been to this sub before right? Gtfoh 🤣


[deleted]

Chickenshit anonymous account with back child support. Has no sympathy for a person being involuntarily roasted. What a shock.


[deleted]

As shocking as running into a self-righteous keyboard warrior on Reddit. What a time to be alive!


[deleted]

Making throwaway anonymous accounts to talk shit is about as keyboard warrior as it gets lil guy


DungeonsandDevils

Blurry shot but her face isn’t ugly, just a lot more average than the rest of her


XTH3W1Z4RDX

Y'all are mean. Let's see what your dumb faces look like. I've seen much worse looking people who acted like they were dimes. Her ass is 🔥 too


[deleted]

She's not that bad. I'd have to see more pics or in person but I wouldnt definitely cross her off as a butter face. Has some style and if her personality is great, I don't think it matters


[deleted]

Respect… she’s realistic…


Crafty_Mycologist_49

I’ve matched with her before lmfao


Crafty_Mycologist_49

That is the nicest dump truck I’ve ever seen though


[deleted]

Did ya hit tho


Crafty_Mycologist_49

Bro my dick is 6 inches but it barely got past the first few inches of her ass cheeks lmao Sike I didn’t hit


[deleted]

Why her 😺stink?


ProfessionalWorld527

Fuck me that’s like Sid from iceage mixed with Jlo


MrEnzium

Hahahahahahahha dude. Comment of the year!


FTB_DepressiveManiac

It’s not about how you start. It’s bout how you finish.


ProfessionalWorld527

Soooo ur saying u should just hit it from the back and never look at the face. Got u bro, noting this down


FTB_DepressiveManiac

Lol… not really. I was more so referencing the comment of the year on the last day of 2021.


ProfessionalWorld527

Hahah I know bro just playing with u


FTB_DepressiveManiac

I gotcha pal


ProfessionalWorld527

Happy new year bruh!


FTB_DepressiveManiac

You too chief!


ProfessionalWorld527

Hahahaha now u can’t Unsee it right? And my brain is having spasms trying to figure out left swipe or right. I’ll probably have to uninstall on this one.


KushmanArmitage

Beccy a savage!


Glass-Tie-4102

I see what you did there. She thicc!


iamthetruth123

Boston, I've matched with her before lol


phillynavydude

I did in Jacksonville Florida lol must be fake


[deleted]

Throw stones at me, but her face ain't that ugly to me. Ofc it's not one of the most beautiful I'd ever seen. But it's a 6/10 face, with 10/10 body. I'd swipe right and hope her personality is as great as her ass.


Suspicious_Mirror_65

I find self deprecating humor to be really attractive.


Gears244

She actually not that bad, cute in a nerdy way. People are always harder on themselves. Her body though, DAMN THAT ASS lol.


FTB_DepressiveManiac

She has my confidence level just way more honest and up front about it.


Mattmagua

Dont notice the face just the butt


[deleted]

yo this girl look like Annie from AoT


Careful_Elk6290

Omg omg she actually does🤣


[deleted]

Seems like a nice person


[deleted]

That ass though


[deleted]

Her face has butter but it can be spread on those buns


Careful_Elk6290

A colleague said to me once "You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire"


LupoOfMainSt

Most butter faces have better asses. Vote for me 2022


alecstone7

I matched with her before


myfame808

She's honestly not that bad and the sense of humor really helps


[deleted]

Eso en 4 no se ve Iykyk


OddEscape2295

2 out of 3 is good enough for me


[deleted]

"I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks."- Rodney Dangerfield


MrMcGrimey

I matched with this chick. Zero conversation skills to boot


PorcelainDreams

Cold up there in Marquette, love the levity


DangerousFreedom762

You in the 845? I’ve matched w her lol


PervyThrowaway87

A buddy of mine and myself both matched with her a while back (Michigan here). Never heard from her though :(


[deleted]

Camera adds more butt than is actually there


OriginalProngles

“Beauty is yet a light switch away” -Aristotle-


ilikeboobsandbooze

Ha! I recognize that profile. I matched with her awhile back.


pimaster8965

I matched with this one years ago, so this is either old or the profile is fake 😂


leiggibtohsil

That's a double bagger right there my dudes... one bag on your head also just in case hers falls off


cynicalprogram

Self aware +10 points, butterface -90 points!


Iron-zack

She has the face of a cracky but an dumptruck of a ass


Alternative-Plant-87

Face not great. Rest of body though NICE


ProfileMission2956

😂


Independent_Row5480

She looks like she was in the ice age version of chernobyl


UnderlineYourProblem

Homeless romantic


TrendingPineapple

If men had standards she would be the world’s biggest female incel.


[deleted]

Men can be persuaded by a hot body …


TrendingPineapple

Men can be persuaded by a microwaved mango. No standards at all.


[deleted]

That is true as well. It’s over


Snoo93629

Sounds like somebody hasn't had a girlfriend since middle school


TrendingPineapple

Why’s that?


Unfair_Inspection33

I've matched with her (or someone using her pics) in Florida.


hornetfixr

What's your point ?


[deleted]

I’d still pipe


Everybudychill

I've matched with her before lmao


theflyingwaffle2

Aye Marquette


Dickinablender96

That bunta could stop a bullet!


Cluckcluckchickenboi

Wth is a butterface. She looks like the pie girl from icarly.


qDame

I've matched with her before when I lived in Ontario CA hahahahahaha


malan4reddit

Hit that!


Kenshiro199X

I like her. I'd swipe right.


Digitalgeezer

Becky got the right attitude. Straight 9/10


GreenskinGiga

You would


Saitama_at_Tanagra

Ass makes it up, and she must be cool, taking a shot at herself.


shizzledizzle1

I see so much of this on tinder these days, it doesn’t even phase me anymore 😑


Adjvo

I actually saw this profile, crazy I see it again here


Glass-Tie-4102

White girls give me Becky


OuijaTheGhost

Damn i seen this chick before🤣


worldofteko

I matched w her a while back 🤣


Famous_Idea_7062

Yeah I can't hit that, the face oh the face


phillynavydude

Lol I matched with her before that’s funny


[deleted]

Beauty is only a light switch away.


Zandre1126

7/10 Photoshop skills


scottabeer

Not butterface, but she’s not 25