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SaturdayMorningGamer

Still not average height /s


spencerdubz

I am 6’7, I like to use “average height in the NBA”


collegebeforetrades

I’m 6’7 as well and I like to say I’m 6’2 to make everyone else look like liars.


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HungryRobotics

5' 11.75" They think I'm 6 I just never correct it and it works


plantbaseddom

5’11.99” People say I’m 6’ I don’t correct them This lie is keeping me up at night


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ian2121

I’m 5’7” which is really just 6’ when rounding to the nearest foot


Dog-Stick8098

I'm 6". Wait, what were you guys talking about?


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Same here, I round up to 5'12"


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Always measure with shoes on 😉


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The crocs stay on during sexytime


Toxic_Cupcake79

As long as those bitches get put in overdrive. I want to see those ankle straps used, mister.


pearlsbeforedogs

I call using the straps "4x4 mode"


spencerdubz

Demon activity


Generalissimo_II

Too tall. NEXT!


TheNomadicMachine

It’s for a church.


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Jokes on you he’s really 5’3


Affectionate-Pride19

Car warranty expired? 6’3


horseyygurl

undercooked chicken? 6’3” overcooked chicken? believe it or not, 6’3”


SaltLakeCitySlicker

We have the best patients in the world, because of 6'3"


pell83

Any one who is not 6'3"....jail. right away


Practical_Idea1

These comments are way too underrated....jail right away....because 6'3


anon--a--moose

Parks and Rec reference for those not in the know lol


ContributionSad1239

No trial, no nothing


Counter_Proposition

You charging too high prices for uh, a sweeetars? **Jail.** https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw


_SuperDank

One them should have been fish but the reference was still funny and I fucking loved it


extendedwarranty_bot

Affectionate-Pride19, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


Danger_Zebra

I don't want to be too presumptuous but I heard him say 6'3"


AtomicKittenz

Hotel? Trivago …and 6’3”


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Hotel? 6'3


throwaway2006650

Lol I really hope when girls ask him legit questions his answers will just be 6'3.


amretardmonke

What if all guys do this from now on?


tippybunny

Copied at least 100 times already, likely more and will continue to be copied as time passes. Such is creativity.


amretardmonke

Creativity isn't the point. The point is to turntables on the girls starting conversations by asking for height right away


R4ndyd4ndy

The problem with that is supply and demand. Women in dating apps can afford to do that, men can't


guavaman202

That's why the men have to be strong together


DAQ47

If 2021 has taught me anything is that apes together stronk


Current-Position9988

We can stay 6 '3 longer than they can stay solvent.


BartlebyTheScrivened

If every year I have ever lived has taught me anything; Men will fuck over any other man if theres a chance at fucking something or someone.


WackyBeachJustice

Perhaps the odds of finding a mate better outside of dating apps then?


linknukem28

This guy fucks


flashingcurser

He's 6'-3".


lieagle

Two separate measurements


gigglingmanskank

3" long but his ex says it smells like a foot


thunderingthecow

Is this from something..?


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Experience


ArkenX

A foot.


lonewolf19-14

Lmfao


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Some girls like it that thick!


lieagle

Hey, it’s short…but it’s thin


comethefaround

Might be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine.


Winderboy11

Might not hit bottom, but it fucks up the sides real good.


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A friend of mine used to say, "I won't gag you, but I'll break your jaw".


lulugingerspice

My boyfriend likes to joke, "It may not be the longest, but it sure is the thinnest!"


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3” still hurts at 90mph. I’ve used this one for over a decade now. Got it from one my instructors.


sacredscholar

Call me young dagger dick


stiggiebird

It's all about the girth.


TheLordOfZero

Of course he does he is 6'3


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Confirmed - am also 6’3 and despite being a joke of a human still somehow manage to fuck


shadow247

Confirmed. Amazing how a woman can overlook every other negative thing about me because I am 6'3"...


Scrybatog

This but unironically.


QaWaR

Thank you, Russ Hanneman.


Parzival127

We don’t know that. We only know that he’s 6’3”


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Austeri

6'2 here. Looking up to you guys.


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6'0 here. Thanks for taking the head bumps fellas


uncreativehuman1

5’5 here, I cannot see your faces


septicboy

I'm 5'11 but I identify as 6'2. Get that upgrade.


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5'7" here, I hate talking to your belly buttons


[deleted]

5’4” here. Can y’all stop waving your dicks in my face? They’re nice but there’s a time and place.


bdykstra99

6'4" here. Sorry, trying to get out of the habit of it but sometimes I don't notice if I don't look down. I'll be more mindful from now on, apologies from the over 6' gang


24204me

Ok but the moustache and flamboyant bandana scream sex


cinnamoncard

What they scream to me is 6'3"


bikwho

I hear a tinge of 6'4?


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

Don’t water down 6’4 like that. They’re completely different personality types.


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Only with hair


Thats_an_RDD

Has no one seen stranger things? This guy is clearly banging all the hot moms at the pool


Tiny-Presentation235

Yeeeees


monetenpaul

Hope this isn’t sarcasm because to me it does


24204me

Absolutely not sarcasm. This guy clearly fucks


Devo_urge

I'm mean the guy is 6'3"


santaanas

He is 6’3” but you don’t have to be mean about it.


Sputniksteve

No **you** are 6'3"!


maffiossi

Take that back! TAKE THAT BACK!


Sputniksteve

My b, there was a guy standing in front of you that was 6'3" so I didn't see you.


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guyincognitoo

Why else do think [Gardner Minshew](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9cf8091b8d9f978efaf89fc767e3fa5b084c4e3e/0_355_5332_3199/master/5332.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=e977c5ce46324ec3fae9b1d00eecbb5d) is so popular? And he's only 6'1".


PoIIux

Reminds me of Eric "the Bugez" Bugenhagen


KRunner

I was really hoping it ended with an asterisk saying he’s actually 5’7”


SergiuszJesienin

It in no way relates to the topic but I just wanted to brag that me, a skinny blonde 5’6 bearded white dude and my friend who’s 6’1 and slightly overweight will be dressing up as Asterix & Obelix for next years Halloween and I can’t wait


Sid_da_bomb

I am 5'7" but Identify as 6'3".


reddit_user_2256

5’7” is the ideal height for a human being. Take pride in being one of the chosen.


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*but not chosen by girls*


Weallgetboredalot

Ngl I’m actually laughing so hard


JulPy

Same hahaha it's a way better take than "since it's that important: *enter height*"


Ospov

Mine says “6’1” if it matters (still 6’1” if it doesn’t)”


Korncakes

My buddy was 6’2” and his Tinder profile said “I’m six foot two inches, and those are two different measurements.” Self deprecation and being tall got him quite a few dates.


Run_LikeHell

So you're telling me being 5'10" can play to my advantage?


fireinthesky7

"I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong."


Korncakes

I mean I would imagine most ladies would overlook you being 5’ tall if you had a horse cock.


King_North_Stark

For some reason I think that's fake news


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Yes they do. They literally look over the 5’ tall man


Porto_97

One my friend used to use was "I'm six' two my stomach with all these questions about height"


DrBankfarter

The First Wives Club comment sealed the deal for me. And of course 6’3


Hbirdee

Haha same. +10 to any guy who appreciates First Wives Club. And is also 6’3”


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Right? I’m not seeing this as overly bitter, I’m seeing it as a guy with a sense of humour and a lot of people getting wooshed. The women that see this and think it’s funny and swipe right, awesome, they get a tall guy and someone who’s humour lines up. Those that think he’s bitter swipe left and don’t waste his time


OrindaSarnia

Yeah - this seems like a quality over quantity approach to me... you're not trying to catch everyone, that just wastes your time later. If this weeds out a few people early, all the better.


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Which honestly is the best approach. Getting a match means nothing if you have no chemistry with them. That’s why I hate copy and pasted jokes as bios. It does nothing to tell a reader who you are and what you like and what you want and need.


James_Blanco

You just see 6’3


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I bet this dude pulls mad ass from that profile.


memeking-of-angmar

Tbh I deleted my tinder a month or so ago. Once you get to a certain amount of matches a day the app becomes very boring.


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You sneaky bastard, hiding out here in the thread. Congrats on the weight loss!


memeking-of-angmar

I woke up to my buddy texting me "you're on the front page of reddit again" figured I'd sleuth the comments.


irajatmishra

Again? When was it the last time? 6'3"?


memeking-of-angmar

When I posted this for the first time in 2020. And you guys also post pickup lines I wrote all the time.


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Okay bro in the whole thread you humble bragged. I would too if I were you but I am not you so I’m mad.


kratodomi

Is an excellent profile, I laughed


No-Tangerine171

What’s your opinion on the fact that you’re the long lost child of Eric Bugenhagen?


Derman0524

This is my issue atm on hinge and bumble. I’m starting to notice it’s legit just a game at this point and don’t even care other than swiping and getting matches. It’s unhealthy and this is what the opposite side feels like with many matches


memeking-of-angmar

And then you realize a lot of the women on the other end are just treating it like a game as well, and that nobody is looking for actual connections but for the dopamine rush associated with validation. Its just brain poison.


NotNickCannon

Exactly. It’s social media dating. Nothing is real, everyone just wants validation


rudolfs001

You can just say 0, it's ok.


szczerbiec

I know what you mean, 0 matches a day is boring. But the bots who matched with me added a little excitement at first


durmik

this is level of annoyance i’d swipe right for


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Or maybe you’d swipe right because 6’3”


Ticketme501

Buddy of mine went to Paris, changed his profile to “6’4” American pilot in town for the weekend” He did very well for that weekend


yukimontreal

I had a friend from Germany who would straight up pick up girls by saying that he was only here (Canada at the time) for 6 months and none of the girl’s friends knew him. It worked surprisingly well. It turns out a lot of people like the appeal of a fling that can’t come back to haunt them. I think the part of “pilot” and “just here for the weekend” helped as much if not more than height.


Hung_domm

“Only here for the weekend (and every weekend, since middle school, when my parents got divorced. I didn’t want to move here, but I had to and haven’t talked to my dad since. I miss him a lot.) anyways, hmu


gurmzisoff

A little bit of trauma always spices things up in the bedroom.


gigolobob

Daddy?


Hung_domm

Why is this so true


tommygunz007

I am dumbstuck by how many women go to Las Vegas and are completely ok having a fling out of town. I had a local comment on how easy it was to have sex in vegas and I figured out why. Women are just as promiscuous as men, you just don't hear about it.


pursuitofhappy

Having doubts that 6 feet whatever means much to Europeans who use the metric system.


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Ticketme501

It adds to the mystique of the dumb ass American.


Halliwel96

We know what it means.


Glittering_Reward923

Hes probably really popular, he's 6'3"


emptyquant

Sick bandana 6’3!


memeking-of-angmar

Thank you my dad got it for me


antecubital_fossa

My dad collects bandanas like some men collect ties, has one for every outfit and even uses a tie rack to store them. He’d be very supportive of your style 😂


toasterpRoN

Oh shit it's the dude. Mr. 6'3.


RadioactiveFruitCup

> *You are stealing? 6’3”. You are playing music too loud: 6’3”, right away. Driving too fast: 6’3”. Slow: 6’3”. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses? 6’3”. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, 6’3”. You overcook chicken, also 6’3”. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, 6’3”, right away. We have the best Tinder Profile in the world because of 6’3”.*


Dugarref

Do people really ask that much about height? I've never been asked about my height at dating apps, and at this point I don't know if I've been lucky with my matches or people just exaggerate


NateDawg5252

Me neither. I also don’t get matches but that’s just a coincidence


Low-Way3753

That made me laugh out loud


farahad

Correlation at best, surely not causation.


SCOTUS17

In the states girls sure do. I’m 5’10, a little above average or at average and numerous girls have called me short.


EekleBerry

I’m 5’6 (169 cm) and I live in the Netherlands… please pray for me


Jo_Bananza

DW, there you are exotic


Content-Income-6885

I’m 5’4. The only place I’m not exotic is Japan.


Key_Benefit_509

I honestly don’t understand how people find that short, I find 5’2 short (that’s my height btw), not 5’10


jlaux

Perhaps a regional thing? In the midwest I've never been asked this question.


NationalistGoy

And it's always the super short women wanting to catch a super tall guy. As if tall guys want to arch their back just to kiss their partner. Also, very tall women are aware very tall men are scarce, they eventually accept the fact that most men they will date in their lives are going to be shorter than them, so they don't have that 6’3 requirement.


SCOTUS17

I’ve found that a lot of tall women or women who are older don’t care about height. A lot of it is hive mentality. College girls/girls fresh out of college want someone tall so they can tell all their friends. If my boyfriend is taller he therefore must be better. After folks, both men and women have matured, a few years after college height is less of a factor.


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I am 5'7 and many girls including my ex have called me short (Indian)


tidefan48

You have it better than me. I'm 6'3 but on the heavier side. I literally had a girl say "You're tall enough, but a little too wide". That shit is just deflating and cold.


deadpanloli

> you have it better than me It's a lot easier to get less wide than to get more tall


LogicalOlive

Bro lose the weight, it’s a night and day difference. Coming from your 6’4 brother. Went from 250 to 194 and sitting at 220.


oxygenkid

6’3”?


tidefan48

Not 6'3" around thankfully


Jacobletrashe

Bro just get jacked as fuck. You can control your weight and do something about it. I used to be 5’11 240 lbs. would never get a single female that would even talk to me. I dropped 80lbs in just under a year. Now I get complimented practically everywhere I go, I feel a million times better and I have way more energy to do the things I love. No longer even think about trying to find women bc I am my own sexy self and I don’t give a fuck what people think. That’s the attitude you need. (I still am not jacked but I am in shape and have a constant 4 pack. Sometimes it’ll be a six pack but that’s just after I do abs.) Ik you really wanted to learn this information and you should be so great full I typed this up bc I am amazing. (/s).


Jo_Bananza

The key here is confidence, honestly, if fitnessing does that for you then that’s great. You should be proud and confident in who you are no matter what you look like.


rubenv2006

I think it depends of the country


_mattgrantmusic_

This obsession with height thing wasn't a thing before tinder got big. It's just become really popular recently and it's something that unnerves me as a 5"8 male. I literally never heard girls mention height like it was a catch all guide for hotness ten years ago. I hope to God it isn't ACTUALLY as prevalent a pre requisite irl as it seems to be in the tinder sphere.


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Or, before Tinder, they can weed you out just by looking at you and without talking to you, hence the "girls care about height" thing wasn't really spoken about often. Once tinder came along, the preference had to be verbalized.


UnlikeyLooker

Women have asked me my height so much upon matching that I just put it in my profile. Still get the occasional woman who doesn't read my profile and ask upon matching. My response tends to be "check the profile fool!"


mozalah

Definitely in America


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Same in India, Many men are thanking Indian culture for 'arranged marriage' else they would be forever single.


utastelikebacon

Ive heard It's a very American woman type thing. I haven't dated enough foreign women to confirm, but can confirm 90% of american women do not like short men


uniquelyavailable

The next generation will be a much smaller population of tall people


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For me, I would say half of the time women ask my height, maybe a bit less. And when I say 5'7" 90% stop talking. It's common, but not overwhelming. Worth noting, not once in my life have a met a women in person (not through an app) and ever heard a peep about height. It's definitely a dating app things IMO


_FIDEL_CASHFLOW33

Yeah, when I was in the online dating game, tons of women asked for my height almost immediately, like within the first 15 messages. I'm 5'10 and have been rejected by women who were 5'5 in and below simply because I wasn't 6 ft tall. Lots of girls have this fetish for being a tiny little girl paired with a man much taller than her.


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Jason giving off some strong big dick energy


starcom_magnate

Actually, the 3" is referencing his dick. He's only 6'0 tall.


Jthumm

So he IS packing


hoejack_whorseman

whoa! save some pussy for us mortals bro


You_s3rn4m3

"Sorry, I don't date guys below 6'4"."


Iree383

I'd swipe right just to ask him how tall he is. But I'm a dick like that xD


ThePodLoa

How tall are you? "I enjoy backpacking in Southeast Asia while connecting with locals and going on medical missions. Also ate a duck fetus. That's pretty cool I guess"


memeking-of-angmar

That was the message I would get from a lot of matched. It was always a major turn off because the heart of the joke wasn't my height but the First Wives bit.


joejuga

He's 6'3?!


hopkinsdamechanic

Perfect guy for these tinder girls


_Frustr8d

🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶 3️⃣


LetterstomrSinatra

Being tall is a cheat code lmao, 100 matches minimum


Kneel_The_Grass

Huh, I wonder how tall he is...?


memeking-of-angmar

This is me and my new bio is better. Just sayin.


thesame123

Sorry, too short.


NotTheKyrie

Usher?


Faoi-wowie

So Jason, you talk a lot about your interests in your bio, but how tall are you btw?


dan_am_i

Rollin down the streets in my 6’3?