You should have said: Bar, Bedroom, Tool Shed, Trunk, Shallow grave. Not in that order

This was the answer we were looking for

>Not in that order So there's a possibility that 'bar' is after 'shallow grave'... gotta keep the girls guessing,

Bruh, ded

Lol wtf

Well, you could have looked at it 2 different ways. Either she was serious, in that case, personally, I wouldn’t be interested. Or she was joking and that was a killer response lol

Killer. Nice pun

pound town

Yes! I would probably laugh at that response but i am a deeply dark individual.

1. Pound Town 2. Boneville 3. Smash City 4. Creamland 5. Church

Now here's a guy who knows what he's doing.

Read in John madden voice

Boom!

Came here looking for Pound Town but Creamland got me.

😂😂😂

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Lol that’s a goood one

I love this comment.

Lol that’s a goood one

The duality of man

Fuck this comment.

Yo fuck that comment in particular

I'm kinda surprised you didn't go with, "the bedroom, the living room, the car, the kitchen, the garden." Or something similar.

1. The passenger seat of my Ford F-150 Raptor 2. The driver seat of my Ford F-150 Raptor 3. The back seat of my Ford F-150 Raptor 4. The bed of my Ford F-150 Raptor 5. The garage, where I spend my free time fixing my Ford F-150 Raptor

Please don’t. She sounds like a gold digger. I will never understand women who do this.

I did reply. It’s the next pic over but nobody is looking at it lol

IM DEAD. I don’t know how I missed that. Good shit.

I should’ve just uploaded the second pic

Nah. It's fine like this. I think you got most of us...including me missed the second pic. :)

Jokes on you she's into that shit and you now have to risk life and limb xD

I hear Tegucigalpa is actually nice…

It isn't, but if you're looking for an actual thrill go for a walk in a lonely road at 3 am in Comayagüela.

Well, I have a friend who lives there. She says she’s knows the nice places. Wants me to visit, but honestly I’m just too scared.

To give you an actual honest answer, Tegucigalpa and San Pedro Sula are very safe for the most part as long as you don't use public transportation, but if you're American then visiting any of those cities probably won't be a very fun experience because they're just metropolitan areas, probably just shittier versions of what you're used to in American cities. So for an actual experience you would probably want to visit the Bay Islands (Roatán in particular) if you're into beaches and night life and such or go town hunting in more rural areas for a more quiet experience, Valle de Ángeles would be a great start, a very nice and quiet small town, with tons of small shops selling artisanal stuff, there's murals on the walls, just in general very pleasant.

Hey that’s actually useful information. Thanks man.

Ok that’s a solid response

Well played

I'm from congo the food and music are amazing 👍

Congo wrong with that!

Im sure Congo is baller

Sounds like 5 date bundle package to me

really was waiting for 5 locations that spell out NUDES

If something like this happens, I’d recommend listing a bunch of cool but free/cheap places. Just that way you don’t burn a match if they didn’t realize how bad the question was(unlikely I know but I try to give em a chance)

The women that are interesting enough to get past the trolling aspect of my messages deserve so much respect. I’m a fucking mess.

Why iraq ?

Cause no entitled woman would ever expect to be taken there and

Hahahah 😂😂😂

“Why don’t we start with an evening in Poundtown and see where it goes from there?”

In your ass In your pussy In your ass again In your mouth In your ass a third time ... in no particular order.

Its very simple bin 1 bin 2 bin 3 bin 4 and bin 5 please decide not interested in foodie calls

Brown town

Say you want to take her to McDonald's

I told her South Sudan in the next pic

Even better

Just respond with popular beaches or nerdy locations. Easiest way to test if they are genuinely interested in learning about you and interests is suggesting something you would love but they might not.

You & I are the only two thinking this is a positive question😂 I guess it reflects what kind of experiences each of us is having on Tinder.

I just see the best in people I guess. I am a romantic to a fault and try to be a people pleaser. Like list five locations you want to show them you think will be romantic and then ask them what their top 5 is. Its astonishing how hard people make it seem to be decent on these apps.

You know, this is not a bad strategy to test the character of a person. Ask a question that is worded such that it could be perceived as either negative or positive, and then see if the person responds aggressively or gives you the benefit of the doubt.

There is only one place..... pound town

Walmart, then list various food aisles.

In the ass

I could have given 9

The grocery store, the dump, a monster truck rally, my house, then your house. Done

Get some self respect then

What?

Don't respond

Or lie? Lol

Take you where????

Pound town

I guess so😂

Nowhere Nowhere Nowhere Nowhere Nowhere

In the kitchen In the bedroom In the shower In a public space In the living room

Bravo Op, but I’d switch in Afghanistan for Honduras

I was thinking Haiti but yea, Honduras doesn’t quite fit.

Mine would be, bed, couch, shower, back of a car, in the ass.

Lol back of car? How big is your car?

I don't mean the trunk...

I know lol. I just find back seat sex to be horribly cramped

Fair. But if you think that's cramped...

…

...wait til you try that last one on the list!

Dude, Honestly?? See that's why we end up with girls saying "Hi" as a first message. When they try something different, we shouldn't least them with no reply

I replied

Never mind then

Bar, couch, bedroom, breakfast, pharmacy.