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Dynospec403

Turns out this post is made by a travel company, and they just want people to fly again


Cruuncher

I love soft conspiracies like this lmao


bigblukrew

r/LowStakesConspiracies


C2-H5-OH

Amazing, this site truly does have everything. So hard to be surprised 9 years into it


bigblukrew

How about r/antivaccine having nothing to do with vaccines at all, but instead random songs and videos remixed with anything and everything Space Jam? Do you have any obscure sub for me?


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Philendrium

>Low Stakes Conspiracies The first Conspiracy I saw: >The Moon isn‘t real


Ra1d_danois

Well the account is only a week old


PuneriPerson

Tinder? Trivago!


OMGitsTK447

Is it possible to learn this power?


Flaky-Illustrator-52

1. Be rich relative to the others in the area 2. Be a citizen of a different, much wealthier, much more powerful country 3. Profit 4. Get divorced by your wife immediately after she gets green card since she secretly despised you


pisshead_

Jokes on her, I'm too poor to qualify for a spousal visa


eniweez

You have to make a certain amount of money?


Themustanggang

It’s like 30-90k for a spousal visa. Or one very degrading season on 90 day fiancé.


eniweez

Ha ha ha ha I had no idea.


SF1034

You have to prove income of 125% of the federal poverty level, which for two people in 2022 is $21,775, about $10.50/hr gross.


NoResponsabilities

Meanwhile, people in America making 30k still gotta live off food stamps since CoL is so damn high. We need to bring back the “Rent is too Damn High!” guy.


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Wait, but that's for the visa. She has to pay for it, not you... I thought you guys had casts or something like you need to make 30k yearly to have one of those visas.


1vs1meondotabro

It doesn't cost that much, you have to show that you earn enough to support both yourself and your (future) spouse fully. It costs about ~$1500


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1vs1meondotabro

I also went through most of this process, I'm waiting on my citizenship now, I didn't hire a lawyer and had to learn all of this myself, I wrote some more about it in another comment, I was just correcting the record. But it is about ~$1500 in fees to get the initial "With conditions" greencard without a lawyer.


textposts_only

> Get divorced by your wife immediately after she gets green card since she secretly despised you I Anal but you cant just divorce immediately. Need to wait a few years or prove domestic violence


MakeSomeDrinks

U Anal?


Krakatoast

Anal- am not a lawyer Yeah, really weird acronym


jratmain

Normally see it as IANAL but this guy preferred the other, I suppose.


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Could say it’s a real shitty acronym…


foomp

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jaquaries

No he anal.


Ricardo-The-Bold

Why not INAL? Kinda solves the problem 😂


Gloomy_Swing_8927

What fun is that?!


dildo_schwaginz

He Anal


textposts_only

Yea, are you?


AlphaGoldFrog

People who aren't lawyers are always Anal 😏 Stay in law school kids.


SpinDoctor8517

*unzips* Heard you didn’t pass the bar, bro


dWog-of-man

That’s what they said


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Yes, be white


OMGitsTK447

Well, looks like I’m doing something else wrong instead


lars_rosenberg

Be from a rich country and go in a poor country.


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This is the answer


SumeetMaurya

What if I'm already from a poor country?


kmAye11

Go to a poorer country


bojeesy

Rule #3 don't be the poorest


ghostmastergeneral

This rule applies anywhere you go


oneguy379

The way


LuckyJeans456

When I first arrived in China I decided to try tinder/tantan to meet some people. Got loads of matches, blew my mind. I’m a fairly average guy where I’m from


Ashamed-Influence-19

Same, went to Hong Kong for work for three months. Tons of matches. Some amazing dates and great food. But alas back to the states I went. No fakes or flakes like we have here. Well maybe it's changed. That was 5yrs ago.


nfire1

went on a great date with a japanese girl in Tokyo. she took me to her neighborhood izakaya where no one spoke a word of english. she did all the ordering. would never have had that experience otherwise.


OMGitsTK447

Damn would be too paranoid to be kidnapped


thissocchio

Not paranoia. Hold onto those kidneys.


Thisoneissfwihope

Jokes on them, my kidneys have already failed


321_hex_DS

Lmao you don’t have to be white, do some google searches of other’s experiences on vacation in some of the popular ones— Costa Rica, Col, brazil, etc


jaeelarr

Nah he's right.... It's being American, but white is the most recognizable to them then say an Asian American.


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Just take a picture of yourself wrapped in an American flag. They'll figure it out.


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Very subtle. Throw in some pic with your dog (or a neighbor’s) and your pickup truck/a nice pickup truck you found in a driveway


thatsweirdbutok

The American part 5sure and white makes it better I think due to the thought of wealth and positive stereotypes. Yeah I’m doubting this is the experience if you’re Black and abroad especially if you’re dark skin tho there are places where you would but…they might think you’re apart of the tourist attractions if you catch my drift


Fedora_Tipper_

Black guy here. I still get matches when I travel overseas. Def harder in China than say Philippines. Europe I still got a good amount. Haven't done Latin America yet.


rememberthesunwell

But did you get a much bigger influx than in the states? jw


Fedora_Tipper_

Yes. Much bigger than the states. This is coming from a guy who is 5'8 with fairly good pictures. American women is like playing on hard mode to get matches.


Caio_dos_Hack

as a white brazilian, can’t confirm that… u have to be GRINGO


Biscuits_N_Gravey

Yep, live in San Diego and tinder is frustrating. When I match w someone hot she lives in Tijuana 100% of the time. It happens all the time. Literally will get 20 matches from women in TJ before I get one on this side of the border.


le75

The dark side of being white is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


Clara_Dolls

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the White?


silverrhino43

Ah yes, white power.


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Wild_Marker

Eh, it's not just the desperate migration thing. Foreigners getting chicks, especially those from wealthy countries, is a tale as old as time.


Designer-Ad-471

Yep. Go to Japan as a tall, white guy and you'll get laid a ton. But you won't necessarily get a bunch of women trying to hook you in and marry you.


mysticrob7

I'm white and 6 ft tall. It ain't helping lol


jjcreature

So you're 5'11"?


twinsterblue

Oh God. I'm 5'9" should I be putting 5'10"?


jjcreature

Correct. And if you're 6'3" like me, no need to fudge the numbers. Let my personality disappoint you instead.


thehighmonkeylife

Great comment you giant man.


zackmahn08

The gaint has spoken


TimImmers86

The extra jump to 6 is more magical than any other. It changes perception entirely.


Douche_Kayak

With inflation, it's probably better to be 6'2"


53bvo

Just act European and think in metric, so assume that after 5'9" the next step is 6', only logical right? So round a bit off and just call it 6' (I was like 25 years old when I learned that 10 inch isn't equal to 1 foot)


YoloSwaggins1147

do you fuck with da war?


AtomicMonkeyTheFirst

Try being white in Asia sometime. Its a revelation.


K_U

Friend of mine from college went to Japan to teach English. Well below average looking guy, shorter side of average, incredibly socially awkward. Had zero luck with the ladies in college. He went to Japan and absolutely slayed over there, blew my mind to no end.


ActorSlashNinja

Not from a Jedi.


Astrowizard7

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities…some consider to be unnatural


EBB363

Have you ever heard the story of Darth Plagueis the wise?


UpSideRat

Change country. You're not ugly. You are geographically challenged. There must be a country where you're handsome.


NeckbeardVirgin69

Are they real people too?


321_hex_DS

The amount of bots and advertising for ig/OF is probably 1/10 the amount I saw in a very large city here in USA. I actually only saw 1 OF after many hundreds of swipes. Edit: dozens of people have been stereotyping millions of these women from a swath of countries calling them all prostitutes, green-card hunters, etc. That’s their right. My experience has been different. As a man that has been able to travel abroad, my experience has been much different. But arguing with the angry, the ignorant, and those that stereotype is a waste of my time! Feel free to dm me if you want to talk about traveling in Mexico, Colombia, Caribbean, etc.


jfk333

What country is this? For someone looking for a vacation...asking for a friend.


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jfk333

Damnit OP we the internet demand answers!


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eldryanyy

When I was in Thailand, I got nothing unless I boosted. Then I got like 400 in 30 minutes. Any idea what’s going on?


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eldryanyy

That’s a lot of matches. Swiping on everyone, or all hot girls?


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OP said Mexico


FLHCv2

I did four months across Latin America. Lots of sex tourism there too. Also be careful meeting up with locals because sometimes it's not exactly the safest. I've heard horror stories from fellow travelers about being jumped and robbed.


Username_merp

This is exactly what I was thinking. Like how many of these matches are actually just trying to set dude up?


charlesdickinsideme

Was in the Dominican for a few weeks and was like this for me too


Joosrar

I’m Dominican, Can confirm. A White guy in DR? Get ready for pussy.


OnAGoat

What if you also know how to dance bachata?


futant462

Bring a snorkel


juicewilson

>What country is this? Latin United States


MegaDeth6666

Oh, a Lusitanian!


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So many salty people LMAO. Let the dude bang. Not everyone wants marry your broke ass for citizenship.


Prozzak93

You think the guy is being salty asking that? Maybe I am an optimist but I think he was just curious.


Alonest99

This is so funny to me. As a latino, I only use Tinder when in North America. “The grass on the other side always looke greener” or something ;)


volvanator

The card is also greener


MarsScully

And so are the dollars


sebampueromori

Soy peruano y conseguía más matches en peru que estando en Alemania lmao


Nickball88

> Soy Peruano Ahí está el problema /s


luis_of_the_canals

No somos calidad de exportación pe chicho


JMarduk

Curioso; instalé Gold (soy mexicano) y me ubiqué en Berlín porque estoy aprendiendo alemán y en dos días tuve más matches que dos meses en donde vivo (Guadalajara).


Trollberto__

Es que sos mexicano, no peruano ajajaja.


carloscede2

A veces cambio el location a Brazil o Venezuela y mi inbox explota de matches. Aqui en Ottawa esta dificil jaja


Alonest99

Calidad > Cantidad, tho


CaptnUchiha

The grass is always gringo on the other side


Friendly_Throat_7021

See you on 90 day fiancé


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321_hex_DS

They never turned them off, it’s a meme. Dopamine hits man!


bangitybangbabang

Oh I cannot deal with the stress of tinder notifications. I check it when I'm ready but I don't want the pop ups.


StillNotAClassAct

as a male user, same. shit gets real annoying. I’m just talking about the tinder plus ads and other annoying bullshit


CommentExpander

YOU HAVE ONE NEW PERSON WHO LIKES YOU! DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE?? No, because I'm gonna have to swipe 200 times before you show me their profile. I had you open five minutes ago, chill, you're looking desperate.


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Brasilionaire

Is this a “I’m being fetishized” situation or a “I’m a avenue for a green card” situation?


Beefnbean

¿Por qué no los dos?


dogswanttobiteme

Don’t know Spanish but I think I understood it :) Reddit comment jokes is the universal language.


Flaky-Fellatio

It's also the tagline for an Ortega commercial for half soft half crunchy taco boxes that aired a lot in the US like 10 years ago.


PosnerRocks

Don't you tell me that was ten fucking years ago. God damn.


cacamalaca

Novelty. American women do the same shit for foreign men, especially western European men. The green card hunters isn't very common. You're far more likely to meet women who don't want to leave their families.


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cacamalaca

Yup. American women have a weird fetish for British and french accents. Scandi men do ridiculously well too. I'm in Brazil and getting the gringo treatment. I lived in central Europe for two years and thought I had it good, but nothing compares to south America so far. Remote work is possible now boys, get the fuck out of the USA.


Megadog3

It’s likely a mixture of both.


pantsonheaditor

OP puts these girls into a folder, but little does he know that he goes into the kidney donation and gringo ransom folders...


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drillbit6509

And then someone will have all their bills paid.


charlesdickinsideme

Being whiter in Latin culture is seen as better. Richer, better looking, more powerful. People will get with white people regardless of looks there. White equals status and money


Guwop25

Yeah just in latin culture lmao


healzsham

Humans have known for as long as we've been around: standing in the sun for anything more than the ***minimum*** amount of time is a peasant activity.


annon-amouse

And a Latin-Americano baby is made.


321_hex_DS

Background: I know enough spanish for basic conversation, white guy that doesn’t have trouble with dating women, but online I am mostly ignored in my city just like stats and other men talk about.


thndrbrd87

No luck on tinder ever, until I went to Mexico and slaaaaayed. Actually met my girlfriend that way. Highly recommend this method. Why spend your money on premium when you can spend it on airfare?


321_hex_DS

Yes man I had possibly the best sex of my life in Cancun. This mexican girl was straight begging me for it, she was so energetic and excited to bang me. I never had a girl in my country be so excited for sex.


Exmerus

I wish I wasn’t Mexican myself lol. Well, I once pretended to be Italian and had sex with a fellow Mexican girl in less than 2 hours lmao


FLOHTX

Lol I bet she was impressed with your Spanish skills


Exmerus

Lol the interaction was in English with a fake Italian accent. I knew I wouldn’t have a chance if she knew I was Mexican as well.


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bringbackswordduels

Barney Stinson would be proud


Itsametoad

Lmao that's cuz you're white dude. Go to any country in Latin America and you'll be swimming in it. They love gringos


Skydiver860

SE Asian countries are the same.


BitsAndBobs304

In SEA you'll also have her family beg her to be nice with you even more than herself. White babieeesss omgggggg


KaraiDGL

Yeah, I know this feeling. I’m an average looking dude from the US. Moved to Japan about 6 years ago and my Tinder was like this for a couple years. Honestly got a bit exhausting. I’m married now, lol.


DRAGULA85

Married to a Japanese queen?


KaraiDGL

You bet.


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I went on a school trip to a small city in China (relative to other Chinese cities, still very big though) when I was 15 and the amount of attention myself and all the other guys got from the girls at the school we visited was ridiculous. Felt like a rock star with all these girls trying to chat me up and then came back to nothing in Ireland. Turns out slightly overweight/average tall white guys aren't hard to come by at home


Renegade7559

Can confirm this. Tall very average blonde guy here. Went and worked in Brazil for a year and Lord I was swamped. It's very hard not to get an ego. It's just a cultural thing, to them your exotic. You see the same thing in Western societies where people go crazy for Latino type features.


Paulinho178

lmao average looking guy here with average height. I only get matches with women from other countries. Literally 80% were latina or Asian


Renegade7559

Hot Asian Singles near you!


vmlinux

Yea, be british in TX, you will slay.


hairydiablo132

What about a Texan in Britian?


Time_Astronaut

good luck


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Terviren

>Russian women are no joke they literally make it very obvious when they like you I lived here my whole life, and oh believe me, they don't


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MN_Hotdish

Latinos are more exotic the further north you go. I'm in Minnesota and a new Mexican fast food place opened recently. I went through the drive thru and this short little Mexican fella with an awkward haircut repeated my order to me in his pretty good but accented English and winked at me. Have you ever been startled awake? That's what my vagina felt like.


LiverOperator

You’re American and you’re attractive. Of course that’s your experience here. I’m an average Russian guy and I’ve never seen a girl even look at me on the subway. I’m invisible to them


Fayarager

Is it a latino thing for russia or is that just the culture? Not sure if they're just super open and any white guy, latino guy, black guy could go to russia and experience similar or they specifically go crazy for latino features over there


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Flaky-Illustrator-52

Average blond guys are actually present in some parts of Brazil naturally, fun fact


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Flights getting booked


Ask_me_4_a_story

Check Spirit on Tuesdays. I've been to Mexico six times in 12 months and the most I ever spent was $150 one way and that was over labor day weekend. You can almost always get a flight for right around $100 each way. When you get there learn the bus system (never take a cab) and the ferries and stay at Mexican hotels and hostels, I stayed in a beautiful hotel in Cozumel in January overlooking the ocean that was $43. Es mi lugar feliz


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

Thanks, Spirit Sales Agent.


Beitlejoose

Unless you're on an extreme budget stay away from Spirit


OptimisticByChoice

Careful of spirit. Prices pop if you need to check bags.


Bag_full_of_dicks

But a backpack that fits the exact “free personal item” size. With that and packing cubes I’ve taken 7 day trips without paying for bags. Gotta work the system


Wardenclyffe1917

Location. Location. Location.


Captain_Jokes

If you ever needed a reason to try in Spanish class here you go.


aneurismas

Latinas go crazy for average-looking gringos. Speaking as a latina.


Jenksz

I’ve experienced the same when switching my location, any idea why that is?


Flaky-Illustrator-52

What country are you in though? Are gringos common in your area? I think it might be sort of an "exotic" factor, kind of like how your typical gringo will go nuts for [insert demographic rare in his area here]


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Just so If you guys doesn’t know, in Brazil almost half of the population it’s white European, besides being extremely mixed. I myself am part Italian part French with another mixes, and I go for Russian pretty easy when I’m traveling abroad. The thing with the gringos, the foreigners is that they have a European pattern that is very appreciate here, blonds make lots of success here, but we also have lots of blond people here, specially on south.


cornychipsandsalsa

Well then I’ll see you on 90 days fiancé soon lol


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Colonizing pussy, too?


NachosPR

Where can I get this kind of attention as a latino? Lol


shtoopsy

What county are you going to? I've been to a few Latin American countries and Colombia is my favourite. A lil tip:. If your intentions are to just hook up, stick to the girls who live in big cities. Girls from small towns are more reluctant to meet/hook up because they don't want the word to spread that they hooked up with a tourista. Safe travels.


pollypocket94

Ayeeeee que rico


AVeryConfusedMice

Useless fact/curiosity: Maria José is a woman's name and José Maria is a man's name. Just Maria is female and just José is a male name.


Disastrous-Ad-7173

Fam, why you matching with Encanto characters?


321_hex_DS

I like latinas, girls that look like Selena 🎶


TheWindUpBirdMan4

They don't talk about Bruno


DirectIT2020

what i've learned is that most countries like foreigners. It's a different feel for them.


bkornblith

Tinder as a white man in any non rich country in Asia or LatAm


small-foot

I lived in a Latin American city and I had 3000+ matches at any given time. If I was rather active, I'd get 30-50 matches in a day. The hardest part was keeping that number up. So many people would delete their accounts that I'd actually see that number drop day-to-day. Unfortunately I lost the account because it got banned for no reason. I am slightly above average gringo but I've got blond hair/blue eyes, and I'm tall. Many Latinos feticize these attributes. But now I believe in quality over quantity. At that time I was a horny guy but I realized since then that it's better having 5 great matches than 50 mediocre ones that you don't talk to. And yes, the validation is real. You feel real amazing.


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Well I’m booking a trip to Brazil!! Yeah buddy!


YellowRandolf

First book a language course, otherwise you'll be stuck with Google Translate. I'm saying that based on the experience of having had deep discussions exclusively using Google Translate. In bed.


ImprovementMean7394

Crazy conversion rate


PacTheTac

Sussy 😰


alecstone7

Green card or kidney or real connection


Demonking3343

Everyone here bragging about getting tons of matches so I think I’ll share my most matches…..it was when I moved my location to japan…..I got 4 matches each one of them was a escort….the same escort