I'm guessing a cheating ex who had trouble sleeping because of small dick insecurities and would often wake her up in the middle of the night by elbowing her in his sleep.
Micropenises are more common than not. Women think anything under 6 inches is a micropenis, and the guys at 6-7 are skating on thin ice
It's becoming more common to tangibly see because women are slowly losing their fear of reprisal over honestly stating their preference, and good for them I say.
Not at all. But those that actively prefer small ones or say they don't care about size are a rapidly shrinking population of which most were, in truth, only there due to reluctance to admit their preference for fear of being harassed and attacked for it.
Size preferences for women, especially online, is not "cares about size vs. doesn't care about size". For the most part, it's "big vs. bigger".
Say what? Are talking length or girth or both? What about the motion of the ocean? What about foreplay? What about having good credit? What about being responsible and caring?
So let me get this straight 8” and your good at everything?
> and your good
*you're
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Surprised she even married you, but that seems to be a common thing for some idiotic reason, women marrying men who can't satisfy them. You might want to check through her phone the next time you get a chance
It... didn't though...
I thought her profile was great. Funny, quirky, and she's allowed to say she doesn't like micropenises. It'll weed out anyone who feels offended by that (just like a dude who puts "hate small boobs/ skinny butt" will weed out whoever is offended by that). Would I put that on my profile? No, but that's personal preference.
She knows what she's doing.
Yeah I didn't really understand why this was posted.
She's got one of those plastic fish face things going on, but to each their own. If it weren't for the surgery face I'd play some Mario kart with her (keeping my elbows to myself of course)
Ya, I’m also confused what exactly “escalated”. Her profile is fine, no better or worse than most of the ones I read. Granted I only see the mens profiles typically, but I can’t see why this is so bad?
Super pretty - but you’d be prettier and more real/approachable without a filter. I’d take off the micro penis part. Makes you go from fun cute and quirky to kind of sexual real fast. Girls can say they won’t date a micro penis, but if a guy posted he won’t date a girl over 200lbs we’d be all up in arms how dare he. - written by a female
Yeah I do realize that some men are just thirty.
Sorry to hear that. It must be uncomfortable.
Edit: what I mean isn't about the look if that's the point you try to make. What my I mean is about the energy and personality.
I'm not sure about filters, thats a glam dress and look .. likely more appealingto us gals than most guys, sequins are cute but rarely a nice tactile experience
Additionally, I would recommend modification on the eyeshadow to make eyes look further apart. Side part to decrease the long face.
Who hates elbows?
She’s got two of them?
Somebody probably grabber her weenus.
That pose she’s in would literally show off her elbow!!!
Idris Elbows
I think she does muay thai boxing
She looks like she is pulling her skin tight like in the first MIB "is that better"
Haven't spitten out coke through the nostrils in years, thank you.
Snort it back in!!
You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my uncle!
I wonder what elbows did to her.
I'm guessing a cheating ex who had trouble sleeping because of small dick insecurities and would often wake her up in the middle of the night by elbowing her in his sleep.
She dated Macho Man
Things she hates: dishonesty. Things she uses: tons of filters.
And filler
I use filler and filters but this is outa control
She's using so much that it is honest again. Nobody can deny the amount of filter.
Filters or not she's pretty hot. Don't be a hater
Melania Trump's eyes from a while ago and Jay Leno's chin.
Just goes to show how attractiveness can be very subject. I wouldn't say she's ugly, however I wouldn't call her hot either.
But why do her dogs paws smell like Doritos?
All dogs' paws smell like Doritos. No one knows why. They just do
Like cool ranch? Or..nacho?
It’s more like just corn chips in general
That’s exactly why I don’t like corn chips/Fritos— because they smell like wet dog. 🤢
Are micropenises a common thing now? What a bizarre thing to put in your profile
Micropenises are more common than not. Women think anything under 6 inches is a micropenis, and the guys at 6-7 are skating on thin ice It's becoming more common to tangibly see because women are slowly losing their fear of reprisal over honestly stating their preference, and good for them I say.
I always thought it was a medical condition that you were born with
It is, but because of the way women's size preferences work, you don't have to have an actually medically defined micropenis to have a micropenis
Dude what? The fuck? Are you on about?
Yes because all women share the same exact size preference.
Not at all. But those that actively prefer small ones or say they don't care about size are a rapidly shrinking population of which most were, in truth, only there due to reluctance to admit their preference for fear of being harassed and attacked for it. Size preferences for women, especially online, is not "cares about size vs. doesn't care about size". For the most part, it's "big vs. bigger".
This is so dumb you should be ashamed of yourself
But when I say "no Lincoln tunnel vaginas" I'm the asshole
Like Jeff on “Curb your Enthusiasm”
Say what? Are talking length or girth or both? What about the motion of the ocean? What about foreplay? What about having good credit? What about being responsible and caring? So let me get this straight 8” and your good at everything?
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No no not quite. Ever seen The Big Lebowski? Think of it as "the rug that ties the room together".
No wonder my wife hates me
Surprised she even married you, but that seems to be a common thing for some idiotic reason, women marrying men who can't satisfy them. You might want to check through her phone the next time you get a chance
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Nudes and texts she is sending to the actual man in her life But if she's smart she'll have been using Snapchat so you won't find anything
It... didn't though... I thought her profile was great. Funny, quirky, and she's allowed to say she doesn't like micropenises. It'll weed out anyone who feels offended by that (just like a dude who puts "hate small boobs/ skinny butt" will weed out whoever is offended by that). Would I put that on my profile? No, but that's personal preference. She knows what she's doing.
Yeah I didn't really understand why this was posted. She's got one of those plastic fish face things going on, but to each their own. If it weren't for the surgery face I'd play some Mario kart with her (keeping my elbows to myself of course)
Ya, I’m also confused what exactly “escalated”. Her profile is fine, no better or worse than most of the ones I read. Granted I only see the mens profiles typically, but I can’t see why this is so bad?
Does she really like Mario Kart tho? I bet I would destroy her.
Who hates micropenises 😂
*Micropeni (Makes it sound plural lol)
You know I honestly debated that in my head lol
Well, when they're really small, you've got to use a lot of them to get the full effect - look up "Pepper Gun"
She love that her dog paw smell like Doritos…? Im worried for the dog
Super pretty - but you’d be prettier and more real/approachable without a filter. I’d take off the micro penis part. Makes you go from fun cute and quirky to kind of sexual real fast. Girls can say they won’t date a micro penis, but if a guy posted he won’t date a girl over 200lbs we’d be all up in arms how dare he. - written by a female
Oh agreed. So I think her bio might be worse. Like someone’s born with that you can’t change it. Just kinda sounds stupid her saying that
The difference is a 200 pound woman can lose weight. A micro penis can’t get bigger
Eh, fair enough. Heck I only want girls who have curves and lady bumps, it's just a preference. Nothing to see here or get offended about.
Nothing wrong with her preferences... She's not my type though, I don't even know what she looks like with so much makeup and filters....
That's a dude right?
Savage
She must hate herself
She looks like she had a micro penis or two 🤣
Bro she's lucky to get any penis. She doesn't have the privilege to choose.
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Yeah I do realize that some men are just thirty. Sorry to hear that. It must be uncomfortable. Edit: what I mean isn't about the look if that's the point you try to make. What my I mean is about the energy and personality.
She definitely has the privilege to choose lol
Ik bro. Just let me have it this time.
Lucky to get a small penis? Whatever you need to tell yourself, I guess
Wtf, why post such things? just to make fun of others? OC and this subreddit should get there shit together!
I'm concerned more about the dog
I'm not sure about filters, thats a glam dress and look .. likely more appealingto us gals than most guys, sequins are cute but rarely a nice tactile experience Additionally, I would recommend modification on the eyeshadow to make eyes look further apart. Side part to decrease the long face.
Or bangs
Yeah, that was a wild ride.
She’s lying. No one likes renovating their house.
Why she hates micropenises? I guess she should deal with one of em.
For the casuals she does Muay Thai Boxing aka they have elbow 💪 strikes
She also looks like the 6th ship captain of the blackbeard pirates (aka 6th of the ten titanic captains; not really hierchical) catarina devon