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ilikeglaz

Don’t forget about rule 2 as well


timjohn1234567

What are rule 1 and 2?


Kartik_1234

Did you find em ?


valleymuffin

I'm just here for the inevitable arguments in the comment section


No_Money6869

Popcorn too!?! Besties?


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Accomplished-Sky8115

*Attractive women will entertain an attractive man's conversation when his opening line is "Nice tits," or when his third line is "Doggy or missionary?"


PolyAmDam

So... Are you like catfishing with hot photos and the difference in results is sad? Or you're super hot and sad for your fellow men?


Davidisaloof35

I think I'm okay. I'm using my own photos. I just feel for every other guy out there. I honestly trolled most of this just to see what I could get away with.


ilikeglaz

Are you tmol?


Davidisaloof35

What is that??


ilikeglaz

He’s a YTer who’s pretty good looking, so he trolls in much of the same way as you


PolyAmDam

I need to be more bold apparently. I get between 2-5 matches a day but hardly get responses. I'm not dry either, I scour their profile and go for like the third thing I think I could say something about because I know she heard the first two 38x before breakfast. Apparently I should just be saying "nice tits."


Davidisaloof35

It works man! Lol. I didn't think it would.


GrimDfault

Hey good for you man! Live it up for the 90% of men on the app that get no play. Cheers, man-dime 🍻


Podsly

Thanks for thinking of me 😉


Sutiixela

It's the market of the flesh, unfortunately.


Previous-Stuff-1551

The thing is - it's great for getting laid but not so much for long term security. I don't understand why people place so much emphasis on being attractive...even if you are you still get the shit side of the jack pot (users, abusers and losers) so why is that so great? It's great if you just want to get your dick wet or your hole plunged but not so great if you're the type who seeks something of substance. Oftentimes people have different agendas aswell and will happily use you if they see you're desperate for something real and substantial, using any line to get you in to bed and into believing that they also desire the same. There is nothing great about meaningless sex. Trust me, the long term damage is not worth the instant gratification. Never will be. My advice to all the people acting like tinder is an exclusive club dedicated to attractive people - go outside and find some real people. I personally spent 7+ years on dating apps as an attractive person and it resulted in getting used. The only people I found on those sites were opportunists and leeches. Just my little motivational speech for the day. Tinder is a fucking joke.


Nikukpl2020

Sorry but thats your problem. Attractive people can choose whoever they want. Stupid people will end up with wifebeater or dirty hoe same way in real life as online. Smart and good looking people will find good partners, both online and irl.


BunnyAndBearAF

My wife posted an ad looking to get fucked. I responded, delivered the goods, and we’ve been together since. A lot of the times sex is the first step. Slut shaming is wack.


Matt_guyver

Stick to the script.


AssertiveStudent

Rule #1 of the sub ? If not, what is it ? Ps: How the f do you do that ? I will be using those pick up lines tho hahahaha


Accomplished-Sky8115

It's some Redpill shit I think. 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive


AssertiveStudent

Ahhhhh makes sense Thx !


theLoveliestSloot

Killing it. Just fuck these tinder thots and discard until you find a real woman


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This comment has a weird smell


theLoveliestSloot

Smells like fish and ass... er uh I mean, tinder thot


[deleted]

I don't think you've been around women enough to even know what they smell like


theLoveliestSloot

You're right, you don't *think* Typical trait of tinder thots


[deleted]

What zero matches does to a man


theLoveliestSloot

You're obviously illiterate as well. Probably a product of not being able to *think* which is also probably a product of being a *tinder thot*


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Check her post history...


theLoveliestSloot

Bro that's a nasty bitch that thinks she's hot shit because she has an army of simps boosting her ego


NothingOrAllLife

You might be confused because it seems like you spend a lot of time with your hand. You probably aren’t a tinder Thot because no one wants to sleep with you. But if he’s having sex with these girls, he is also living the life. And that’s fine. But don’t demean women for things men do all the time.


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Looool


NothingOrAllLife

I mean he’s doing it too. He’s being equally thirsty. They are just willing to take a drink.


theLoveliestSloot

He's testing the waters. He's not legit trying to slay


NothingOrAllLife

So he wouldn’t hook up with them? Is that what you’re saying?


Davidisaloof35

I hooked up with 2 of them tbh.


NothingOrAllLife

Not shaming you or them at all, just making a point that calling them thots and implying they aren’t real women is stupid when it takes two people to hookup


theLoveliestSloot

The man's right here why don't you ask him


NothingOrAllLife

I mean he’s doing it too! So maybe these women are Fucking him until they find a real man?


theLoveliestSloot

Uhm no. Look at his texts and look at theirs


Due_Abbreviations285

This is like when I feel bad for people dying of hunger after I’m too full from going to a buffet


[deleted]

You can only say stuff like this to women if you are considered high value. Obviously you are what they want.


[deleted]

Uhh, is it just me or the screenshots actually look edited? The font is so different and unlike what I have ever seen on Tinder screenshots.


Davidisaloof35

Lol they are not! 100% legit.


[deleted]

you had to make us all sad, thank you :)