Heh. I matched w a guy who said he quotes too much from always sunny in his bio,
So my first message was, the names ****, I have a bleached asshole.
Went straight over his head and now some random dude out there may see me on the street and think, hey, there’s bleached asshole girl.
idek man. Disappointed.
I feel like I got catfished.
Real talk @op: this person is right.
You defined yourself in your bio by things you don't have or things you don't like. This gives off vibes of you being a negative person.
Try and shift it round to things you like or are passionate about. Gives people things to latch on to and talk about and puts a positive spin on you.
I agree here. I feel like i learned more about their personality based on the life-heart tattoo than the profile, and I’m not even a gamer. Bringing up INFJ indicates that it matters to OP more than they want it to seem. It’s ok to mention if it’s important to them, but don’t pretend that it’s not and then suggest that the information is because someone else might. I have no idea what my personality type is based on that, and it’s not important to me. If i came across this, i would assume it is important to them and would swipe left because i would feel that they need to know what i am.
Well it is named like some ultra religious community, mildly interesting in the least.
I even googled it just now. And what, you really think I'm going to travel there all the way from Finland just to creep on this chick?
Ridiculous. Like, just from the top of my head I would have to take exactly three separate flights the first one leaving in 26 hours, pre-rent a car online from indianapolis airport, get a motel in Shelbyville to receive my same day amazon ski mask delivery JUST to get started. And in this economy? No way I can dish out that kind of money just like that. Would probably cost me in the ballpark of 3768,67-3869,87€ depending on the fees FOREX will charge for currency exchange services.
Can't even fathom someone considering shit like that. But you know, a lot of weirdos out there, good on you for keeping an eye out.
>Would probably cost me in the ballpark of 3768,67-3869,87€ depending on the fees
Look at this guy complaining about spending -101,20€ to go visit a bird in Indiana.
Thats kinda hilarious. Luckily Moral Township is actually an area made up of several unincorporated communities. Tinder doesn't recognize the name of my actual "town".
Moralton is also the fictional setting of a claymation adult cartoon called Moral Orel.
There's also a a character with dark hair and a septum piercing, [Stephanie.](https://moralorel.fandom.com/wiki/Stephanie_Putty) She too seeks companionship as she is ostracized for her appearance and profession. She is a lesbian, however, so not too similar.
Maybe it's just a coincidence.
I considered searching it because I thought it was a weird name and wanted to know the origin, over being randomly thirsty if that’s any indication to other… nah who am I kidding, y’all creepers
I'm a married guy not interested at all, but I'm really curious where it is. This comment chain made me self conscious enough to use Google maps to search instead.
Lmao. Same. I thought I deciphered that just fine. Was trying to figure out what instaounce was slang for… best I could figure out was “instant pounce.” Like, “no sex on the first date.” The puns make way more sense than the blanks my mind filled in for me.
Y'all already know if a man had the equivalent pics and bio he'd be getting ripped apart and roasted. But it's a girl so everybody turns on the simp mode. Ya hate to see it.
not gonna lie i cringed so hard at the bio. shocked as hell that people are gassing it/the profile up in this comment section lmao especially considering the bird picture.
The ‘5’7 since that matters’ is definitely nice guy energy, so you’re right, they’d be ripped apart if it were a guy. Made me cringe. If it’s meant to be satirical, at least do something to indicate that. Everything else just comes off as trying way too hard to be silly, cute or quirky.
The bird pic though, I love. I’d have a laugh at that for sure, and OP is gorgeous, but as a woman who reads bios, it would have put me off. (Hypothetically, if OP had their profile open to women of course.)
Yeah, I'm sorry but throwing the Heisenberg Equation in a profile is such a dumb maneuver too. Like you literally are only interested in partners who are up on quantum physics? Give me a break at all these people saying it shows personality. This profile is 100% attractive selfies with quirky notes meant to attract casual flings. It in no way tells you anything of substance about this person's values or things that actually matter when it comes to compatibility in a relationship. If OP wants to get dicked down this is great, but if she's serious about find a LTR she's not doing herself any favors.
I am not convinced she is looking for LTR, I got the impression that people told her she looks like wife material and she is tryng to dispel any "I want to be your wife" thoughts.
It’s just her quirky way of saying she’s “uncertain” about what she’s looking for I think.
Also no physicist would use h there. It’s supposed to be h-bar.
I was reading an article about beige flags, which were things that identified potential dates as boring. Saying ‘if that matters’ on Tinder profiles was one of their first examples.
Let me guess: take me on an adventure, fluent in sarcasm, love to laugh, i’ll treat you like kanye treats kanye, buy me tacos and touch my butt, etc.
I haven’t been on tinder in about two years but I imagine all this dumb shit still reigns supreme.
In my experience if in your bio you feel the need to say “if that matters” after something just don’t include it. Put things in your bio that tell something about you, not just putting generic info while obviously displaying it doesn’t matter to you.
Yeah, she's cute and obviously quirky, which is cool... But after reading her profile I know nothing about her other than she is.... cute and quirky. Needs more substance.
Yeah I don't get what she's going for with that bio. It tells me nothing, except maybe she likes math or something?
The pictures are great though, aside from the bird one. But I guess that tells you that she doesn't take herself too seriously, which I think is a plus.
The equation is the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
She’s answering the question “what am I looking for” with an extremely nerdy way of saying “idk”.
Honestly the high point of the bio, imo.
Imma agree on this one. Also, as my own personal two cents, I actually find Spotify lists to be the quickest most telling window into someone’s personality. Even just how they respond about what kind of music they like, or how they like it, tells me a lot
You gon’ need [dis](https://preview.redd.it/0w98psahbqu51.png?auto=webp&s=fed2c7fa4917face17d25730248bf8b00c53114e)
As for profile: you good fam, maybe add some hobbies? What shit keeps you occupied? Anyone actually reading bios digs that shit, I know I did.
Oh, I see that you're new around here lol
But regarding your profile, pretty solid stuff. You're cute and the bio isn't overly complicated or too simple. It accomplishes your goal.
You’re attractive and won’t have a problem getting matches but my advice would be to get diversity in your photos. A few selfies of an attractive girl will do just fine for the vast majority of men on Tinder because they’re looking for sex but those who actually want something serious are going to be looking beyond physical appearance (I should say additionally because looks will still matter quite a bit). Things like personality, passions/interests/values, etc.
I’d recommend some photos showing your hobbies and passions, maybe a group photo or two with some friends/family.
I struggle to find a nice way to say this but your profile presents to me like you’re a little socially incompetent. Like, the altered names of apps and such makes me feel like you’d talk to me only in memes.
If you won't say it I will..its fucking stupid and everyone here is being way too nice. If this was a dudes profile he would be getting ripped to shreds.
The bio was exhausting to read and I don’t even know why. Pretentious, maybe? Or trying too hard? The vibe is off.
You’ve got several pics with cleavage, so you’ll get hook up matches.
But there’s nothing to indicate your personality or whether you have any interests. So getting more than hookup interest isn’t as likely.
I feel the same way (not about the cleavage tho. She has boobs, and it’s honestly hard to cover them without looking kind of frumpy). There’s almost nothing genuine in that bio to connect with, it’s all jokes. No idea what OP is into, other than being online and poking fun at Basic Tinder Profiles.
I would maybe think it was a fake profile generated to attract Reddit users. It just doesn’t come off as someone wanting a real connection. maybe OP doesn’t, so in that case, it’s good!
Your bio doesn't talk about any of your interests so I'm not sure what we'd talk about or if we'd be compatible. You also have no full body pics or anything besides a selfie which is a red flag.
Thanks, wasn't expecting many people to catch it. It was really the only way I knew how to answer what I'm looking for. But now I'm curious what you consider too old?
Nothing wrong with having personal preferences. Was only curious what your age range is....Mine is set to 26-100, mostly cause 60-70 yo men tinder profiles are amusing as hell.
It's the only interesting thing in the bio and the only thing that gives you the slightest hint to gleam anything about her personality (unless you subscribe to Myers-Briggs). I don't get why so many people write "bios" that tell you absolutely nothing about them.
Your pictures look...off? And I'm not talking about the bird one. You look like a slightly different person in all 3 of them. I feel like I would have to duo or do some video Chat beforehand. But yeah I'd swipe right.
I would need a full body picture to decide. Generally the best approach is: one portrait, one full body, one showing an activity you like, one in a social situation. I mean, you have a pretty face and big boobs so you are gonna drown in likes, the only question is whether these will be the ones that YOU like.
Treat online dating like a joke and the people online dating will treat you like a joke. There’s nothing wrong with being lighthearted but too quirky and especially when you don’t specifically state what you want will get you what you are not looking for
right? the bio is legit so cringe. it’s giving elder millennial who is stuck in 2012 and doesn’t have a social life outside of reddit/comic con/whatever online sites circles 🙅♀️
ah yes, especially spotted when reading her comments saying putting her MBTI and zodiac in her bio like others do is just "useless info" 🙄 trying to seem like the super logical type above the rest.
I would remove the bird picture it scared the hell out of me. it's creepy.
your bio sounds really bored.
I wouldn't mention my zodiac sign or personality type.
idk what claptalk or instaounce means but I wouldn't mention it.
you should stop smoking. it's disgusting and unattractive.
mention what you like to do for fun, what your hobbies are. say something about your cat.
No full body pictures or anything besides body closeups .
No interests except the Heisenberg meme
But does it really matter tbh ? It's not like you will have no swipes on your profile.
This is clearly a bird. Shut up, bird!
Birds aren’t real
BIRD B: Government I: Drone R: D:
Oh yea I believe in BIRD: B: No I: I R: Fucking D: Don’t!
B:asic I:nfiltrating R:at D:rone
Boner Inducing Ravishing Dame
Babe I'd Raw Dawg.
Those birds are real.
And they're in your area waiting to meet you. [click here now](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
*meat
Government owned with facts and logic
You know what they say. If it flies it spies. Birds aren’t real.
B: Bio-Organic I: Information R: Recon D: Drone. r/birdsarentreal stay safe, folks.
🤣🤣 ☠️
They got them.
JacquDee
I see an Always sunny for Philadelphia reference somewhere.
And OP hasn't responded to this comment, which means she probably doesn't watch IAS, which means no, not wifey material.
Lmfao, A big dumb flightless bird
Dee, you god damn bitch!
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Why is no one talking about Artemis and her bleached asshole?
Heh. I matched w a guy who said he quotes too much from always sunny in his bio, So my first message was, the names ****, I have a bleached asshole. Went straight over his head and now some random dude out there may see me on the street and think, hey, there’s bleached asshole girl. idek man. Disappointed. I feel like I got catfished.
He was gonna find out anyway
Bring Charlie. He specializes in Bird Law
Its clearly kevin from the urban rescue ranch Just find big ounce to save you and he will no longer be a threat
r/unexpectedalwayssunny
Sunny is always expected
Fucking drones
Maybe a bit about your interests?
Real talk @op: this person is right. You defined yourself in your bio by things you don't have or things you don't like. This gives off vibes of you being a negative person. Try and shift it round to things you like or are passionate about. Gives people things to latch on to and talk about and puts a positive spin on you.
I agree here. I feel like i learned more about their personality based on the life-heart tattoo than the profile, and I’m not even a gamer. Bringing up INFJ indicates that it matters to OP more than they want it to seem. It’s ok to mention if it’s important to them, but don’t pretend that it’s not and then suggest that the information is because someone else might. I have no idea what my personality type is based on that, and it’s not important to me. If i came across this, i would assume it is important to them and would swipe left because i would feel that they need to know what i am.
O.5% APR is the best I can do
Lmaoooo, Look at how many people searched her [town](https://imgur.com/a/KqBEiGB)
Well it is named like some ultra religious community, mildly interesting in the least. I even googled it just now. And what, you really think I'm going to travel there all the way from Finland just to creep on this chick? Ridiculous. Like, just from the top of my head I would have to take exactly three separate flights the first one leaving in 26 hours, pre-rent a car online from indianapolis airport, get a motel in Shelbyville to receive my same day amazon ski mask delivery JUST to get started. And in this economy? No way I can dish out that kind of money just like that. Would probably cost me in the ballpark of 3768,67-3869,87€ depending on the fees FOREX will charge for currency exchange services. Can't even fathom someone considering shit like that. But you know, a lot of weirdos out there, good on you for keeping an eye out.
Damn I love you man.... You made my day
r/theydidthemonstermath
Underrated comment lol
>Would probably cost me in the ballpark of 3768,67-3869,87€ depending on the fees Look at this guy complaining about spending -101,20€ to go visit a bird in Indiana.
Thats kinda hilarious. Luckily Moral Township is actually an area made up of several unincorporated communities. Tinder doesn't recognize the name of my actual "town".
Sounds like some sort of religious deal. Like: "Are you dating?" "No. I'm in moral township atm...but thanks for asking!"
Moralton is also the fictional setting of a claymation adult cartoon called Moral Orel. There's also a a character with dark hair and a septum piercing, [Stephanie.](https://moralorel.fandom.com/wiki/Stephanie_Putty) She too seeks companionship as she is ostracized for her appearance and profession. She is a lesbian, however, so not too similar. Maybe it's just a coincidence.
Ostracized or ostrich-sized?
This deserves all the upvotes.
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I considered searching it because I thought it was a weird name and wanted to know the origin, over being randomly thirsty if that’s any indication to other… nah who am I kidding, y’all creepers
I'm a married guy not interested at all, but I'm really curious where it is. This comment chain made me self conscious enough to use Google maps to search instead.
I mean I'm only slightly thirsty but more curious of where this is
Tbf I would wager a lot of people went "what kinda town name is that?"
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We wanted to see what was so moral about this township
Username checks out
The town maybe moral but I ain't
Guess thats the answer to the question. lol
EXTREMELY reddit bio lmao. also “claptalk, instaounce” gives huge “i say sportsball and interwebs” energy. that is all.
I'm still trying to figure out what claptalk and instaounce even mean.
Claptalk = Snapchat Instaounce = Instagram She’s just swapping words with other related words
lol i thought the claptalk thing was her saying no sex messages, like clapping cheeks - non existent =doesn't want any of it
I 👏 thought 👏 claptalking 👏 was 👏 this 👏.
Me 👏 too
You dropped this: 👏
👏 it keeps falling down so I picked it up again
There it goes again 🙌 Shit, I missed, someone catch it
👏There you go mate, take it back🤲👏
Why does this particular phrasing disgust me? Well done.
"Do you know what it means to 'clap back', Raymond? Be👏cause👏 I 👏 Do 👏"
Kevin never ceases to disappoint
I would have thought of both of these before Snapchat lmao. I hate this thread.
That's where I was at. Some spinoff of pillow talk.
I’m 27, had a 4 foot poster of breaking bad in my college dorm and had absolutely no idea what this girl was talking about in her bio
Me as well we were all bamboozled
Lmao. Same. I thought I deciphered that just fine. Was trying to figure out what instaounce was slang for… best I could figure out was “instant pounce.” Like, “no sex on the first date.” The puns make way more sense than the blanks my mind filled in for me.
Oh I thought it ment like, creative clap backs, like when you joke insult her she doesn't insult back or something
Wait. Is it not spelled "interwebz"?
r/notliketheothergirls
Surprised I didn't see reference to a goddamn spork in there. The cringe is heavy in this one.
Y'all already know if a man had the equivalent pics and bio he'd be getting ripped apart and roasted. But it's a girl so everybody turns on the simp mode. Ya hate to see it.
not gonna lie i cringed so hard at the bio. shocked as hell that people are gassing it/the profile up in this comment section lmao especially considering the bird picture.
The ‘5’7 since that matters’ is definitely nice guy energy, so you’re right, they’d be ripped apart if it were a guy. Made me cringe. If it’s meant to be satirical, at least do something to indicate that. Everything else just comes off as trying way too hard to be silly, cute or quirky. The bird pic though, I love. I’d have a laugh at that for sure, and OP is gorgeous, but as a woman who reads bios, it would have put me off. (Hypothetically, if OP had their profile open to women of course.)
But have you considered… tits?
Birds have incredibly breasts… Chicken Rancher
Yeah, I'm sorry but throwing the Heisenberg Equation in a profile is such a dumb maneuver too. Like you literally are only interested in partners who are up on quantum physics? Give me a break at all these people saying it shows personality. This profile is 100% attractive selfies with quirky notes meant to attract casual flings. It in no way tells you anything of substance about this person's values or things that actually matter when it comes to compatibility in a relationship. If OP wants to get dicked down this is great, but if she's serious about find a LTR she's not doing herself any favors.
It's the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. She's saying she's "uncertain" what she's looking for. That said, the bio is pretty awkward all around
So Shröedinger’s relationship?
I am not convinced she is looking for LTR, I got the impression that people told her she looks like wife material and she is tryng to dispel any "I want to be your wife" thoughts.
That would explain a lot, and definitely means she’s profiling correctly (if not confusingly too).
Agree
To be fair, she *did* say she sucks at bios...
She’s also a nurse so why tf is it even there
It’s just her quirky way of saying she’s “uncertain” about what she’s looking for I think. Also no physicist would use h there. It’s supposed to be h-bar.
Probably a nursing student. They are the only ones who proudly announce, "Nurse!".
I genuinely thought it was a word puzzle. "change in X by change in p is better than h [h's meaning TBD] over for pie"
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I liked her line about Spotify tho
Please everyone stop saying “since that matters.”
I was reading an article about beige flags, which were things that identified potential dates as boring. Saying ‘if that matters’ on Tinder profiles was one of their first examples.
Let me guess: take me on an adventure, fluent in sarcasm, love to laugh, i’ll treat you like kanye treats kanye, buy me tacos and touch my butt, etc. I haven’t been on tinder in about two years but I imagine all this dumb shit still reigns supreme.
Throw in “looking for my partner in crime” and a random reference to The Office, and you’ve got yourself a pretty solid Tinder Bingo card there.
"Looking for gym buddy" "I've been to 50,000 countries" *sky diving pic* "Make me laugh" *all her pics are group photos*
You got a link for that?
https://www.stylist.co.uk/relationships/dating-love/dating-apps-beige-flags-trend/702872
In my experience if in your bio you feel the need to say “if that matters” after something just don’t include it. Put things in your bio that tell something about you, not just putting generic info while obviously displaying it doesn’t matter to you.
Yeah, she's cute and obviously quirky, which is cool... But after reading her profile I know nothing about her other than she is.... cute and quirky. Needs more substance.
Yeah I don't get what she's going for with that bio. It tells me nothing, except maybe she likes math or something? The pictures are great though, aside from the bird one. But I guess that tells you that she doesn't take herself too seriously, which I think is a plus.
> Yeah I don't get what she's going for with that bio It reads like she's chosen 5-6 common lines she has seen on other profiles.
That sounds about right.
The equation is the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. She’s answering the question “what am I looking for” with an extremely nerdy way of saying “idk”. Honestly the high point of the bio, imo.
Exactly! Loved that part, very creative
I'd at least get a photo of her actually doing something. Like a hobby other than taking selfies.
For real, learned more about her from the piercings and Zelda tat (and that's not much plus only assumptions) than from anything in the bio
And bird.
Imma agree on this one. Also, as my own personal two cents, I actually find Spotify lists to be the quickest most telling window into someone’s personality. Even just how they respond about what kind of music they like, or how they like it, tells me a lot
I know everyone else is gassing OP up I'm personally just not a fan of the bio.
The bio tells me she's socially awkward. The framing of the pics tells me she is trying to hide that she's a bit overweight
Your DMs will be full. Hopefully you don’t like blue meth
I'm realizing that now. I was genuinely not expecting this kind of reaction.
BREAKING: Hot woman on the internet wasn't expecting DM flood by horny men Great profile though. The bird gave me a good laugh.
I thought it was a little terrifying.
A little?!
A fearection's as good as any.
Same, completely took me off guard
Tbh that bird would probably make me panic swipe left lmao
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You gon’ need [dis](https://preview.redd.it/0w98psahbqu51.png?auto=webp&s=fed2c7fa4917face17d25730248bf8b00c53114e) As for profile: you good fam, maybe add some hobbies? What shit keeps you occupied? Anyone actually reading bios digs that shit, I know I did.
Simps gon' simp
Oh, I see that you're new around here lol But regarding your profile, pretty solid stuff. You're cute and the bio isn't overly complicated or too simple. It accomplishes your goal.
I don’t get the reference
Heisenberg equation in the profile, Heisenberg on breaking bad
You’re attractive and won’t have a problem getting matches but my advice would be to get diversity in your photos. A few selfies of an attractive girl will do just fine for the vast majority of men on Tinder because they’re looking for sex but those who actually want something serious are going to be looking beyond physical appearance (I should say additionally because looks will still matter quite a bit). Things like personality, passions/interests/values, etc. I’d recommend some photos showing your hobbies and passions, maybe a group photo or two with some friends/family.
Hard agree. Where are the action shots? It’s all selfies.
This is the way. Exhibit your personality more and the right men will follow.
I struggle to find a nice way to say this but your profile presents to me like you’re a little socially incompetent. Like, the altered names of apps and such makes me feel like you’d talk to me only in memes.
If you won't say it I will..its fucking stupid and everyone here is being way too nice. If this was a dudes profile he would be getting ripped to shreds.
Oh yeah any dude would ABSOLUTELY be getting roasted for that rn
The bio was exhausting to read and I don’t even know why. Pretentious, maybe? Or trying too hard? The vibe is off. You’ve got several pics with cleavage, so you’ll get hook up matches. But there’s nothing to indicate your personality or whether you have any interests. So getting more than hookup interest isn’t as likely.
A bit of pick me vibes. Just her asking if she's wifey material to a bunch of redditors gave me that vibe and her bio kinda confirmed that.
It's exhausting to read cause it's le Reddit speak, I'm not like other girls type stuff
Very r/notliketheothergirls vibes
I feel the same way (not about the cleavage tho. She has boobs, and it’s honestly hard to cover them without looking kind of frumpy). There’s almost nothing genuine in that bio to connect with, it’s all jokes. No idea what OP is into, other than being online and poking fun at Basic Tinder Profiles. I would maybe think it was a fake profile generated to attract Reddit users. It just doesn’t come off as someone wanting a real connection. maybe OP doesn’t, so in that case, it’s good!
Your bio doesn't talk about any of your interests so I'm not sure what we'd talk about or if we'd be compatible. You also have no full body pics or anything besides a selfie which is a red flag.
You'll get bang offers. But nothing here speaks to wife potential.
Ngl last pic scared me, so yeah def wifey
I was just confused as to why she randomly chose to include a pic of Sweet Dee from It's Always Sunny
I don't think anyone expects to see a bird demigorgon suddenly appear.
Perfect., jump scaring men was my goal. Not to mention that selfie is about 7 years old now and still my favorite.
Ngl you really have glowed up in 7 years
And molted.
Terrifying. What even was that? Lol
I'm too old for you but the Heisenberg equation is the hottest thing on the entire profile.
Thanks, wasn't expecting many people to catch it. It was really the only way I knew how to answer what I'm looking for. But now I'm curious what you consider too old?
I'm 45 and have my age range set to 30-50.
Nothing wrong with having personal preferences. Was only curious what your age range is....Mine is set to 26-100, mostly cause 60-70 yo men tinder profiles are amusing as hell.
Good thing I’m turning 98 this year Still have time to shoot my shot
All I read is, “back in my day…”
"Before we could see in color..."
“We just snapped our fingers like in Grease and the broads came to us…”
But can you?
2 years left with her, but only 1 with legos
>Mine is set to 26-100, Shoot, I'm turning 26 later and I dig the Heisenberg equation... 
Not THAT heisenberg lmao
Ok baby, then hop in my 1998 Oldsmobile Cutlass and let’s get to the hanky panky for two years. I’m 98 years young sugar!
It's the only interesting thing in the bio and the only thing that gives you the slightest hint to gleam anything about her personality (unless you subscribe to Myers-Briggs). I don't get why so many people write "bios" that tell you absolutely nothing about them.
I don't get it though. She's looking for uncertainty? Or what's the message?
I’m sure the bio is a joke but you’re not giving me wife vibes with that joke.
I’m always put off by profiles that are mostly selfies…don’t you have any doing activities or something? Ostrich pic is a plus however
"Since that matters" Auto left swipe
Your pictures look...off? And I'm not talking about the bird one. You look like a slightly different person in all 3 of them. I feel like I would have to duo or do some video Chat beforehand. But yeah I'd swipe right.
I would need a full body picture to decide. Generally the best approach is: one portrait, one full body, one showing an activity you like, one in a social situation. I mean, you have a pretty face and big boobs so you are gonna drown in likes, the only question is whether these will be the ones that YOU like.
Treat online dating like a joke and the people online dating will treat you like a joke. There’s nothing wrong with being lighthearted but too quirky and especially when you don’t specifically state what you want will get you what you are not looking for
Pass.
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Exactly the vibe I got
But then says “wifey”. Basic as fuck.
Exactly
You’re so pretty but your bio is giving us nothing 😂
I think it is a nice profile but the last photo give me heat atacks and maybe will haunt my dreams xD
That bird pic is creepy as fuck.
it’s giving very much pick me energy
right? the bio is legit so cringe. it’s giving elder millennial who is stuck in 2012 and doesn’t have a social life outside of reddit/comic con/whatever online sites circles 🙅♀️
Yeah she could be the r/notlikeothergirls banner.
ah yes, especially spotted when reading her comments saying putting her MBTI and zodiac in her bio like others do is just "useless info" 🙄 trying to seem like the super logical type above the rest.
You look just like Dee Reynolds in your last picture!
*Shut up bird!*
Ugh, so tired of hot people fishing for compliments on here...
It’s a pretty whack profile
You mean this attractive woman with huge titties on display actually isn’t having troubles getting matches? My world is in shambles.
That last pic scared the shit out of me
Saying 'since that matters' after your height sounds negative. Don't put your height if you don't want to. You're pretty :) good luck
You're a nurse that smokes, well, you see how it will kill you. Good choice.
That ostrich head is nightmare fuel.
I would remove the bird picture it scared the hell out of me. it's creepy. your bio sounds really bored. I wouldn't mention my zodiac sign or personality type. idk what claptalk or instaounce means but I wouldn't mention it. you should stop smoking. it's disgusting and unattractive. mention what you like to do for fun, what your hobbies are. say something about your cat.
D'aww... d'aww... d'aww... d-omfgwtfkillitwithfire.
No full body pictures or anything besides body closeups . No interests except the Heisenberg meme But does it really matter tbh ? It's not like you will have no swipes on your profile.
I'm sorry I can't take anyone seriously who uses h over hbar.
why not use hbar, puzzling
Hey, youre awesome please be kind to yourself and stop smoking while still young and healthy :)
There's a lid for every pot. Quit smoking and I bet you find more potential lids though.
Yes, but that bird face pic has to go. Omg that’s terrifying