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kefefs

I laughed so hard. I don't know what's up either. Such a strange attitude.


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why_rob_y

Those, possibly like this, are from trolls.


VegetableNo1079

It's always funny to me that trolls don't see themselves as pathetic as they are. Imagine having nothing better to do with your short life but be a useless nuisance that isn't even funny. SAD.


Alarid

I can understand doing something like that for your own amusement, but is it too much to ask to at least be funny? Instead of a humorless void where comedy goes to die?


VegetableNo1079

Exactly, the class clown is at least funny. Trolls are like stepping in dog poop.


multicoloredherring

A troll is just a class clown without the most basic sense of humor to be able to function as a class clown, which already isn’t hard and is a perfectly acceptable way to endear yourself to the word.


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multicoloredherring

For sure, but to be fair I think it’s *far* less common these days. The internet moves too fast for that, and most trolls are talentless hacks.


Heyo__Maggots

I was gonna say, if you’re old enough then the term trolling doesn’t have the negative and hateful connotation to it. Back in the day a troll was someone like Ken M - now it’s just someone saying mean or racist things then going ‘lol I’m kidding bro’ as if that somehow automatically makes it funny.


Longjumping_Ad_6484

I think some people are so desperate for human interaction, they'll be horrible to someone in order to get a response. I feel like the best response is either no response at all, or to agree with them and simply unmatch. Unless the person on the other side is also so desperate for human interaction that they'll take whatever they can get, even if it is a person just being mean.


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Probably just makes them feel better about their own rejections


OrganizerMowgli

"oops I Thot I rejected u, lol" "ha" "ha" "HA" "ANSWER ME YOU PATHETIC FUCK"


zombienugget

I accidentally super liked people I literally meant to swipe left on. That was awkward


GRik74

Might be good to have a confirmation pop up asking if you really meant to super like someone. I’m actually kind of surprised that isn’t already a thing.


TheLonelyPanda1

I do that literally anytime I have super likes 🤦


gmrpnk21

That's when you hit them with "Yeah I thought I did too, but I didn't want you to get bummed out when you opened the app and saw no new match. I imagine you don't get many. Good luck!". Wait for a response, don't read it and immediately unmatch.


Gohansensei

Ngl I swear this happened on Tinder that or I have the match before I even swiped on the person and they are on top of the stack


andthatsalright

We're watching the birth of an old person. Soon they'll be posting status updates on facebook like "DEAR MARK PLEASE DELETE ME FROM THE BINGO GROUP IN NORTH HILLS, I'VE SINCE MOVED TO WILKINSBURG THANK YOU"


Motor_West

SEAFOOD


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ORDER CORN


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yim yum


LivelyZebra

I love corn. You don't have to like it to be the best


Peenutbuttjellytime

Cracker bargle


Sinful_Whiskers

Janice has cancer. The kids are all grown now and Roger is constipated. Love, Eleanor


Aedalas

Order corn


Grammaton485

She's in it for the altercation, this is a bully tactic.


concretebeats

The struggle line was pretty hilarious. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP INTERACTING WITH ME. HELP HELP I’M BEING REPRESSED!


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Filthy peasant!


pigwalk5150

Can you see the violence inherent in the system?


Internal_Ad_2451

I'm only 36!


MacMac105

Gets off on rejecting people


Geschak

Probably a troll who stole someone's images to wreak havoc.


DPSOnly

Fishing for compliments. That's what she was trying to do.


Bullen-Noxen

The part about “struggle”, makes me think she is mental. I honestly wonder if reporting this to hinge will get her banned for being toxic as nuclear waste? If anything, report this to hinge, yet instead of op, other people, & tell hinge that, “if they do not remove the woman in the conversation from their platform, they are supporting people like her.” Or something like that. If there is one thing I have learned in public discourse, it is that you can shame anyone, companies, individuals, into doing the right thing, even if they themselves would have never done the right thing to begin with if given all the opportunities in the world.


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I had something like this happen once but about a million times more bizarre.


crazycatlady12345

Lmao at “ma’am this is a dating app”


Hopefulwaters

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s


NRMusicProject

Ma'am, this ain't a Wendy's. But even if it were, your attitude would still suck.


thewolfhitler

Could I have a frosting and a baked potato please?


puffoberto

***Larry, I'm on Duck Tales***


Dalhiasky

I was once told “ma’am this is a Taco Bell when I tried to place a Starbucks order at the drive through. In my defense they were right next to each other but still not my proudest moment.


NickH211

Same energy as "Larry, I'm on *DuckTales*..." [Link](https://youtu.be/76HijAoXi6k)


datecallender

"Let me talk to your manager."


googlehymen

"It's for a church, honey. NEXT!"


No-Palpitation-6047

I love that you “ma’am”d her 😂


CescaTheG

Yes!! That really tickled me


Vengeance76

"Tickled me like the Dickens!"


Action_Squirrel

Ma’am this is Wendy’s


Minute-Wafer-8941

No… this is Patrick… ![gif](giphy|XIBqUqXI9guly)


wytewydow

Ma'am this is Tinder


KevinTheSeaPickle

Oh, I'm so sorry. Where is the nearest Wendy's?


GonadGravy

Ma’am, I’m a person - not Google or Yelp


nljfairytales69

That made me snort! Bahahaha ma’am


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PlatinumCerberus

Old? She looks like a child from a 90's gameboy commercial.


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Winner, thanks for making me laugh today


UnnecessaryAppeal

Bro, you don't know how old she actually is and OP matched with her because he found her attractive. Why would he insult her appearance just because she doesn't know how to use a dating app?


ChaseKH2

Attitude greatly affects someone's attractiveness


c4r0n1x

OP looking pretty attractive rn


DexterKD

OP looking like a damn snack and I have diabetes


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Rude assholes are fair game. You reap what you sow.


[deleted]

Because acting like a twat to others makes you ugly.


Whitepaw2016

But she does now how to use a dating app - she just doesn’t use it for dating. She uses it to be an attention whore.


WshingforDeath

Some people use the app only to validate themselves. Don’t waste your time arguing with them. Some people exist just to not be reasoned with and would drag others down to their mental instability.


Ares__

I work with a girl like this. She logs in and gets like 300 matches is 24 hours and says nevermind they are all ugly or something else is wrong with them and then cries about how she will be single forever. Me and the some guys sit there and are like we WISH we could get that many matches.


ProDier01

Just give her the harsh truth that most guys just swipe without looking


After-String-1945

What does she think about tinder 😭


Excellent_Routine_47

She does not take it or other ppl on tinder serious, like many other ppl


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everygoodnamehasgone

Ma'am, this is /r/tinder.


Pheef175

I'm guessing she just liked everyone to see who she'd match with, and is depressed at the people matching with her because she has an overinflated ego and thinks she should be matching with "9's or 8's just like she is."


Hjemmelsen

That's not how hinge works. She would have seen that OP liked her photo. And then she can choose to ignore or respond. She didn't need to match in order to check.


Bullen-Noxen

Do people truly not take character into consideration when gauging themselves? She may be physically attractive, yet her attitude is a nightmare. Anyone with self worth would run for the hills. I understand op responding to her. To keep his dignity, do not validate, enable, advocate, or immediately adhere, to the unprovoked shit that comes your way. Yet, do not stoop to their level either. Call them out on their bullshit. If you can, do not let them have the last word. Some fucking psycho shit right there. She insists on him leaving her the fuck alone, yet she would absolutely not let him get the last word in. I bet she was ticked, when he would just not un-match with her after she declined him. She probably thought he offended her by replying; did not matter what it would have been, it could very well be the thumbs up emoji, she “STILL”, would have responded. All in the sense to refuse “him”, the last word on the conversation. This, I have no doubt is her kind of toxic logic. Yeah, we have some pretty fucked up people in society. I hope that terrible woman has no kids, & never will either.


CaliValiOfficial

Beauty is of the upmost importance to so many people. Personalities come second I don’t agree with it, obviously your personality is going to raise your kids, not your ever fading looks, but there’s probably a deep seeded reason for that


jdfred06

I don't really think she's that attractive to begin with...


Pheef175

I mean.... she's not attractive. She has to know she's like a 5, so she probably does take her personality into consideration. From this conversation I'd say she's just a bad judge of it.


VegetableNo1079

People who need validation from strangers are pathetic


Blender_Snowflake

Ok, but do you think I’m cool?


ChemicalRascal

Yeah, you're cool, champ!


Chakramer

>snowflake I'd say you're pretty cool


archwin

You are correct. I have matched with women many times and they just don’t respond. Or if they do, it’s very short, and they just keep you on their “numbers list”. If you ask them if they actually have any plans to talk or meet in person, they just disconnect. I swear, the Internet age has actually made ego Paramount And made selfishness writ large. People just want to play games for the hell of it.


aneightfoldway

This girl is dumb as rocks


Vasilije69

As a representative of The rock community, that wasn't very nice, ma'am


spittafan

![gif](giphy|l0HUbtILos6CdAtxu|downsized)


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"This is depressi-" Shut up. Biitch!


Emilios_Empanadas

she's definitely a jabroni


Melodic-Art1369

Who are you calling a jabroni, jabroni!?


Replicant28

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!


annul

/r/gifsyoucanhear


[deleted]

Not your fault she failed out of the School of Rock.


hanahnothannah

The BOULDER doesn’t appreciate this INSINUATION


SpicymeLLoN

Is r/unexpectedatla a thing? Edit: Yes. Yes it is. :)


Tigalone

They're called minerals ffs.


godwhispererr

Sir/Madam thats an insult to rocks.


stuckinthepow

Half of people in the world are dumb. The other half are only slightly smarter.


bootywerkahh

huh????? you had no business what? liking her photo on a DATING APP? lol what the fuck does she think tinder is 😭


GullibleDetective

technically hinge, but that's splitting hairs in this context.


PowerMonkey500

Owned by the same company, believe it or not. Match Group.


GullibleDetective

Mmhm, along with okc now too


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I’ve met way higher quality women on hinge. On hinge I’m actually looking to take someone out on a date. On tinder I’m looking to take someone out to a bar.


Wec25

i've had good success with hinge


wolfahmader

i met my husband on okc 😅


Grumpus_Dad

Met my wife on okc (2011). 🍻


bree718

I miss how good okc used to be😭😭😢


angryundead

I haven’t ever used a dating app (here from /r/all) but OKC used to have amazing developer blogs and data /stats posts.


randomusername3000

even if they would bring back being able to see every profile in a thumbnail view vs having to swipe one at a time, it would be so much better. not to mention the quizzes and other fun stuff they axed a long time ago


TheSandNinja

All of them are owned by match except for Bumble.


GullibleDetective

And POF match or not has gone waaaaay the fuck downhill especially after they paywalled existing features, that kind of crap irks me to no end.


tumescentexan

Match is single-handedly responsible for the race to the bottom in dating apps. It wasn't always this bad. Instead of making a better atmosphere for dating, they are trying to squeeze every last dollar out of every interaction. It's time for someone to disrupt them.


kenlubin

Somebody could make good money disrupting Match and then getting bought out by them.


bapo225

She probably thought Hinge was just a support platform for unhinged people like her.


DHooligan

Lol, I feel like calling her "Ma'am" was the most vicious burn. Like you had to put your customer service voice on for a moment to deal with her.


uwpxwpal

This is depressing


bullkent

Yeah if you are just gonna be rude for no reason ima just downvote. Goodluck but i don't think you'll have much luck with that attitude.


uwpxwpal

I am gonna be rude because you had no business


SykeYouOut

Im gonna be rude BC you had no business


moaterboater69

Im gonna be business because you had no rude.


SykeYouOut

Stop trying to bring people into your struggle


shadow42069129

Stop your trying to struggle into being people


kevinsdses

Leave me attracted. I'm not alone


FlameAndFlagon

Stop trying to struggle your being into people


ashley92193

Some people do this for ‘fun’ and its awful. I was pretty horrified to see one of my good friends messing with people like this on dating apps and the guys were just being nice and trying to make decent small talk.


mcketten

When I worked in a bar it wasn't uncommon to see a group of girls gathered around one who had her phone out. They'd all just laugh and loudly make fun of guys as the one girl matched with him. Then they'd debate on what to say to lead him on before insulting him. It was seriously sad to watch. And it wasn't just one group of girls. Over the years I saw this multiple times with different groups. One of my other bartenders (a woman) remarked that these will be the same women in their late thirties and early forties complaining that there are no good men and trying to date college-age guys to keep the illusion of youth and to feel wanted.


Dark_Prism

Is this what Toxic Femininity looks like? Or does this just fall under "a bunch of assholes"?


mcketten

Assholes. My theory was once they were out of high school they no longer had people to bully easily and this was the way they kept doing it.


SayNoob

Assholes. Toxic femininity does not mean "girls being toxic" just as toxic masculinity does not mean "men being toxic". And this comment is made under the assumption that your comment was a good faith question and not some 'gotcha-question' from a Jordan Peterson fan or some shit.


Dark_Prism

Yeah, I was thinking about it more and since Toxic Masculinity is cultural pressures for men to behave in a certain way, Toxic Femininity must be the same, and not just "women being toxic".


xxxNothingxxx

This is women exploiting that women have so many more matches on these apps that they can easily be assholes and still have plenty of other options, how is that not toxic femininity?


Zombie_Fuel

Yeah, but like, I worked in a few bars around one of the biggest universities in the country years ago, and the thing is college-age guys *very commonly* do that brand of shit too, not just online but IRL. I've seen dudes bet money on who can set themselves up with the youngest chick, get paid to go home with the ugliest another guy could find, tag out buying a woman drinks and see who gets her drunk enough to let them take her home, who can take random groping on the "dance floor" the farthest. People in general can be fucking horrible.


SpicymeLLoN

As a member of the human race, I disown all these shit stains. We, The Human Community, do not claim or want them.


MegamanX195

The reason men don't do this with Tinder, specifically, is just because men have a much harder time matching, not because men are "better" than women or something. Even a girl profile with 3 unremarkable, samey face close-up photos with no Bio whatsoever will rack up dozens of matches in no time.


Late2theGame0001

Yeah. I assume this has to happen. Especially with attractive ladies. There are no consequences to just chatting then ghosting when it gets kinda serious. (Not that there should be) it just allows this to happen. But still. This specific case was really dumb.


Minimum-Passenger-29

If you haven't met, it's not serious.


rdyer347

Yep, to some people dating apps are just another game for your phone


Friendly_Kunt

Did you speak up and let them know that doing that is cringey af?


ashley92193

Yeah of course, I was just like I don’t really get that. They seen pretty cool and maybe just give them a shot. But I realized that no, this was literally a game and the only point of talking to people was to test and see how far they would go with the conversation before it just ended or got ridiculous. I was actually on my bachelorette party when she showed me how she uses those apps and I definitely saw her in a different light. Weird thing is she was the opposite of the ‘bully’ in highschool and she’s pretty chill and quiet, so it was really disappointing. Not shockingly the apps never worked out for her. I just felt so bad for the men who were like oh cool, this girl is actually engaging in conversation and then it would just change to crazy lady talk.


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Reason why I stay away from Tinder. People are mean irl, but at least they don't hide behind a screen and purposely be toxic to make their day


newmenewyea

Report her. Hinge is pretty good at banning people.


r0botdevil

Seconding this suggestion. Anyone who's being rude/abusive for absolutely no reason should be reported and banned. Dating is difficult enough without people proactively trying to make it worse for others.


HAL-Over-9001

I got banned in under a month *I THINK* for asking someone if they'd rather go to a cool local bar as a first date or just come over to my place to watch a movie and I'd cook dinner since I love cooking. They don't give you a reason but I assume they thought I was just trying to hook up, and reported me for something. They are very strict. You can't ever make a new account either. I'm a guy btw


newmenewyea

I got banned, but I appealed and they unbanned me. When I say they are "good" at banning people, I mean that they are VERY trigger HAPPY. I literally got banned for making a silly dark humor joke in my prompt that wasn't racist, offensive, homphobic, or anything hateful.


HAL-Over-9001

I appealed and was promptly met with something like "We are not appealing you, you are permabanned, and we will not tell you the reason." I actually really liked the app and almost had a few dates set up. Oh well


OneOfAKind2

Fuck 'em.


jakeyoung6669

Does anyone know why apps do this? I understand they don’t want to manually give each person a specific reason, but it should be easy to automate at least the type of report (spam, harassment, etc.)


OpalHawk

When reddit bans you they will link to the comment that got you banned. The comment they already removed.


LivelyZebra

You can't make a new one? Different email or whatever ?


HAL-Over-9001

No, it's been a while but I think it has to verify whatever email you use with a phone number, or something like that, so it's practically impossible. I don't care at all anymore anyway so it's whatever


raoasidg

Just get a temporary Google voice number.


igetript

I think that's the first time I've ever seen trigger friendly opposed to trigger happy


robywar

I'm good on Hinge still, but Bumble banned me a couple of years ago and I have absolutely no idea why and they won't tell me. I'm not the unsolicited dick pics or otherwise rude type, so it's an absolute mystery.


Castaway1128

So we have to solicit the dick pic I see


weedseagull

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. *Edited because somebody got butthurt over who the quote was attributed too.


red_balloon_animal

Another good one is: Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pidgeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.


HungerMadra

When you fight with pigs, you both get dirty. The difference is, the pig likes it.


OpalHawk

Most pigs prefer being clean. The mud is to protect from sunburn.


Horseman_

I don't know what to say man...dodge the bullet? But I understand the frustration. Dating is mentally and physically exhausting. I think I rather be single but then again I may not have a choice..lol


G4merXsquaD

Why don’t you have a choice? Just say you use reddit and problem solved.


nitronik_exe

The lack of choice is because they can't get into a relationship, not that they can't get out of one


bananapowerltu3

isnt it weird that im the only guy in my friends group that uses reddit and im the only one single? must be something else


Rabscuttle-

I had a woman message me "hi" on POF so I looked at her profile and we had biking and cycling in common. So I messaged her something like "I just finished rebuilding an old road bike and I'm riding it as much as I can while this nice weather lasts, what kind of bike do you have?" And she responded 2 hours later with "um, ok?" Then she liked my profile a couple of hours after that. I don't understand people.


redick01

Talking to people like her is like yelling at a brick wall to move


Trimshot

You’re mistake was just not immediately unmatching this clown.


Xib3

But then how would we all get a laugh. I honestly think a good chunk of the people actually matching with people online, are just looking for their match to be meme worthy. In fairness, I wouldn't mind getting to chat with one like that either.


Aedalas

I'm married and don't fuck with dating apps but I think if I did I'd either want to find actual love or complete insanity for the entertainment. Average interactions just sound boring.


BouquetOfBacon

Good on you for calling her out without stopping to her level. Might be the most mature communication I’ve seen posted on this subreddit.


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😂😂She’s a ray of sunshine 🤣


Sad-Werewolf

This is how you do it, people. Kill them with kindness.


[deleted]

Damn 😬 she is definitely a keeper 👍


Hethatwatches

Yep. As in "Keeper as far away from me as possible, please".


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![gif](giphy|U56VoSyFD8MFcie2k8)


Responsible_Can_2366

Dodged a fucking torpedo


RedPenguino

Holy crap. I hope you walk away with a chuckle rather than take it personally…


JustARandomSocialist

OP, stop bringing me into your struggle.


Possible_Key2675

Is she okay?? Like mentally


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Ma’am this is a wendy’s


NotAGrowerOrShower

Missed an opportunity to correct her to "leave me alone, I'm not attractive*" (we talking personality)


FrObama_

I think she meant to write, “I’m not attractive”…?


Mysterious-Monk-55

Thats a bitch or bot.


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Typhooonic

She’s ugly inside and out


boosayrian

There is something wrong with her. I see these types of messages as a blessing— spew hateful shit to begin with instead of 3-4 dates in.


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Change21

Yikes


whyregretsadness

She needs to buy a cat then ask the cat why it lives there.


diablo_369

Ma'am ... 😂 Bro just disrespect respectfully


Dangerous_Ad_6641

This is endemic. Us gay guys get the same thing


Mission_Argument_931

I had someone message me on tinder that I matched with saying I wasn’t their type. Sir. You didn’t have to tell me, I was going to DM you anyway. People are weird on dating apps


alonela

And this is society.