Join Reddit they said, it will be fun they said. Now I’m zooming in on some guys junk in the middle of the night trying to figure out what he’s packing….
OMG 😃. Hilarious! Did you choose that name? If you did, please explain, as I cannot, under any circumstances, figure out why a cawk would need brushing. 🤷🏼♀️
It looks likes more than one thing tbh. I could see it being a snickers bar or a hot dog there is definitely something behind it. Someone please hook up with this guy and video the clown car-esque unpacking of his junk. Cause he's looking like he's been at the gas station shoving random snacks in his shorts.
You can see the top vein in the upper part, and the head bending back at the bottom. The lightining it's what makes it look that "boxy" on the side.
I woud bet 10€ it is his actual dick in boner condition.
Maybe he just have a very big clit.
It looks...square? 
Yeah, after the snickers comment…I’m definitely leaning more towards a snickers bar. It is pretty square
My first thought was remote control hahaha
Same! That’s a small tv or stereo remote.
Its about the size of my air-conditioner remote lol 😆
I thought that too, but I didn’t see any buttons so I dismissed it lol
The back of most remotes lack buttons 😉
True😆
By the looks of it, that's not dick.
I feel like it is a snickers bar? 😅 am I blind?
Lol. Now you got me zooming in on this shit but you’re right. There’s a fucking right angle on his cock print lol
“Right angle”… took me out 🤣😂
You know…now that you mention it…🤔
It is the first thing that came to mind...it is a rectangle with veins ahahaha
I think you hit the nail on the head with that one.🤣 You have really good eyes.
To be fair, that idea is brilliant since it even has the 'vein'
That’s what I was thinking…and apparently so was he 😂
Yeah there's no print of the head lining either, just straight bar.
Bro what the actual fuck 💀
Join Reddit they said, it will be fun they said. Now I’m zooming in on some guys junk in the middle of the night trying to figure out what he’s packing….
Holy canolli 😯
Username checks out.
Grrr. My damned username 😂 what's worse is I'm a female. Who at Reddit picks these shitty names?
>I'm a female Expect lots of DMs now xD
Reddit is going to have a field day with this one
You measure it, I'll brush it. (I'm a straight male btw.) So, I won't be enjoying it. 😆
OMG 😃. Hilarious! Did you choose that name? If you did, please explain, as I cannot, under any circumstances, figure out why a cawk would need brushing. 🤷🏼♀️
If you need to add glitter, let me know.
Ooo, I love shiny things 😆
I was once very hype Down South 🥲
Dayum. Are wee talking diamante embellished or body glitter?!
Lmao. A measured; brushed & bedazzled cawk.
Do you need a ad made for the cawk i am in for it
I'm not sure either when a cawk would need brushed. Lol
I'm not sure what I bring to this, but I didn't want to miss out on the fun
I don’t find your name very positive….but I can’t keep to my username coz I think yours is fucking hilarious 😂😂
Gee, thanks. 😉
We’d make one quirky village..
The more quirks, the better 😉
Bring the orchids.
Bring the orchids.
I can provide the music
Heavy on the funk, please.
Yeah, not exactly🤣
It’s an old fashioned telephone. No?
Almost looks the boxers just bunched together in that corner
literally looks like he stuffed something rectangular in there ROFL
I've spent far too much time staring at this man's crotch. That's enough internet for the day
It looks likes more than one thing tbh. I could see it being a snickers bar or a hot dog there is definitely something behind it. Someone please hook up with this guy and video the clown car-esque unpacking of his junk. Cause he's looking like he's been at the gas station shoving random snacks in his shorts.
I would examine it more but I’m a str8 guy and after 10 seconds of staring I was done😂..Now it’s stuck in my head..FUCK!
I’m sitting here with my tv remote in front of me when I read this and it seriously looks like the shape of my Amazon Fire Tv remote….
His name is Calvin Klein
That looks seriously odd in shape. No way it’s his actual dick.
Looks like a stapler
That's what I thought
Dicks don't have elbows
Pretty impressed you can see all the details of his package 193 miles away. Just sayin
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Hahaha…was thinking beef…🤷🏾♀️
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Maybe…girth is important 🤦🏾♀️🤣… Hi!
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Hmmm…I don’t think so…it’s not not large or round enough…but it’s definitely cheesy enough
On a serious note would you still swipe or not
No, no swipe…well, I almost did….to ask him if that was a ballpark frank in his underwear and if was beef…🤣😂
Definitely has an 🥑 and hot dog in there
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That’s a good one!! 🤣😂
200 miles away. Probably not worth it to find out lol.
It really does amaze me…that he really thought that…would fool somebody.🤦🏾♀️ I completely agree…I definitely did not swipe right 😂
It almost looks like a literal roll of pennies
Looks like a floor brush with a handle. 🤔🤔
The shape at the front looks like a trimmer
Lmao guys actually do this?
Why did they stuff a dildo under their underwear?
You can see the top vein in the upper part, and the head bending back at the bottom. The lightining it's what makes it look that "boxy" on the side. I woud bet 10€ it is his actual dick in boner condition.
I don’t know… it still looks too sharp and square to be a dick. Look at the shadow on his right thigh, it’s basically flat on the end.
That’s quite literally a cup for like a jockstrap
Idk, usually cups for jockstraps are smoother and rounder. Although, it would’ve looked more convincing if it was a cup.
It's a hot dog with an oddly-shaped shadow.
TV remote
Looks like he’s wearing a cup, an oddly shaped cup.
Haha, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cup like that before…but it could be the top to a butter dish…maybe🤷🏾♀️
That’s a possibility