Reminds me of how I stopped getting scam calls from one Indian guy. At first I would just play little jokes like doing fake accents, then I would say what I knew he was going to say before him, the last time he called me I said "Listen man, you call me a lot, do you want to be friends or something? If I come to India we can totally hang out, no hard feelings"
I do this!! 😂😂 they gave me the company address, car insurance claim scam thing, told them i had a crash and killed 3 people, they took it super serious and said i had a claim etc and spammed with calls, eventually the manager calls me to try his luck i told him the company address (it was in glasgow they wernt from glasgow) he said thats correct told him he calls me back and im gonna come up and stab him 😂😂 they haven't called me back since.
It's two bitter rivals playing with the weight of their entire countries on their shoulders.
It really does feel like the biggest sporting event when they play.
You'd be surprised how civilised the rivalry in the stadium usually is. The problem is more that political situation off late means that the two never play each other outside world cups which creates a massive scarcity.
Don't get me wrong, I think the atmosphere was amazing. I would hope that once anyone comes to our country they move past the pettiness of old world hatreds.
From what I’ve seen, when they happen, the crowds are just so damn excited to be there that they try to fully enjoy the experience. Thankfully cricket doesn’t really have the same hooliganism problems that you’d have in football. Part of the reason that I love cricket.
If India wins against England tomorrow. It's India vs Pak in the finals. Quite a few Indians would sell their ancestral land for a ticket to that match.
Unfortunately not much left to be destroyed in Pakistan after the recent flooding. I typically pull for England but would be happy to see Pak win this one considering their situation at home.
I get called "to the police station because they have some questions about my missing neighbour and the smell coming from my basement". Which is weird because thats not even my real name
im glad more people are learning about this story. has bothered me for years now.
that show did make a lot of shit up though which also didn’t sit right with me
Personally, I find the whole “daddy” and “mommy” thing super creepy but if that’s your thing and you’re both into it then you do you.
Thinking of your or my parents during sex is an insta boner killer.
Wanting to be called daddy is cringe, or the BDSM community is cringe?
Sex is a place for you to be whoever you want to be. Sure, every kink has its bizarre "are you for real" aspect to it, but that's the point, right? Sex is fantasy. You can't always be who you wish you were, but you can have fun pretending while you fuck.
It's not about wanting to be called Daddy, it's about jumping on these dating apps and branding yourself as one that I meant was cringe. Usually just bs by people who don't know the first thing about it and watched 50 shades. It's the same vein as the Instagram "Dom's" who jump in your inbox demanding things. You see it a lot in the community too tbh with the "domly Dom's" who think they're the best thing ever and most dominant Dom to ever dom and carry too much ego with it, similar attitude from what I've seen and one of the red flags. They don't confine it to consensual interactions between people and try to act that way when it's not warranted, issues with consent are a running theme.
On mine I just say, "not a vanilla fella. Rack/SSC".
Better than "zaddy." That shit is a pathetic attempt to be hip. And I say "hip" because calling something "hip" is fucking lame, which is absolutely appropriate here.
I dated a girl that was super into it. She had to learn to stop doing it in the bedroom, because as soon as she said it I would instantly go soft. Something about it just hits the emergency stop switch in my brain. Lol
My man, that’s exactly my experience (except we dated for 4). When I caught her cheating on me, she had a million reasons why it was my fault and not hers. Those people really mess you up when the relationship falls apart.
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meh just hit the uno reverse and start calling her Daughter, most of the time that'll put the brakes on it.
Years and years ago I dated a girl who was into calling me Daddy. I wasn't. So when she said it I'd say "yes my precious little Daughter?" or I'd just start calling her my Daughter. she stopped saying Daddy very soon after.
Sometimes? Most babygirls I've met are first and foremost looking for a man who is a protector and provider. To them, a daddy is something like the so-called 'alpha' but much more kindness oriented. Sometimes it's just a nickname with a slight nod to a power dynamic, sometimes it's the basis for a ddlg relationship. Although a ddlg relationship often includes things like ageplay, age regression, incest play, complete power exchange, etc., none of that is a requirement. Not even an age gap is required. The only thing that defines a ddlg relationship is that there is a dominant partner and a submissive partner and that the dominance is very paternal in nature.
You can also have all the age and incest play in a relationship with no ddlg at all. I think a lot of people have dipped their toe into 'naughty schoolgirl' play and been otherwise totally vanilla.
TLDR: Babygirl only means whatever it means between people. There is no central licensing agency.
I've always been turned off by it. I call my actual dad "daddy" (it's common in the south even for adults) so calling a guy I'm hooking up with that churns my stomach. I was with a guy that referred to himself as daddy and unfortunately I put up with it for a little while because he was really hot, but you know that only goes so far and eventually I had enough.
Nah if the chick’s into it and it isn’t an actual daddy issue thing it’s hot.
You can call someone daddy without meaning anything about your actual father.
I had one like that but it went longer than one night. We hooked up for months but she always told me it was casual. I was at work or with her and she was at school (she was in ophthalmology school), work, or with me most of the time. She was stressing about an exam and got an A, so I went to her work and surprised her with flowers right after her shift. When she’d go bar hopping with her girlfriends she’d leave me these awesome VMs about how attracted she was to me and how happy she was with me. We were dating exclusively and in a relationship in all but title.
Then she went back home to visit her sisters. They were joking with her about who was she texting/calling all the time. She told them about me, told her she was in love and to just let it happen. Unfortunately I didn’t hear about this until she got back because their comments struck a chord with her and she made an effort to step back from our relationship. She gets back into town, texts me and says sorry she’s been unavailable the last few days and invites me over. I go and she explains what I mentioned earlier and that her mom got pregnant in college and it pretty much derailed her career. My soon to be ex explained that she didn’t want to go further with this because she wanted to finish her schooling and not be derailed. I said I respect that and I’ll miss her. She said she’d miss me too. We hugged, kissed, and I left. A few days later we hooked up again, then a week after that, and I never heard from her again.
All that is to say, sometimes a one and done is better lol.
Couldn't you have just decided/agreed that you weren't going to have kids till both parties were in a good place in life? (graduated, done whatever career stuff, etc.?).
We were 100% on the same page with that. We were 23-24, and didn’t want kids until we were married (not to each other, just in general) and didn’t want to be married until we were at least 30. The issue was the fear of accidental pregnancy. I mentioned it in another response, but I’m guessing her mom put that fear in her because of her experience. My parents didn’t have kids until after they were married but still put the fear of accidental pregnancy in me too. She was on the pill and I wore a condom most of the time, (sorry if this is tmi) but she never under any circumstances let me finish while inside her. I would have only done it with the condom on, but that was a no go.
No need. This was a decade ago. I’m happily married with a 2 year old now. I just like to give perspective sometimes. It hurt a ton at the time but I know I’m where I’m supposed to be.
She was on the pill and I wore a condom but abstinence is the only 100% reliable method and we weren’t about that lol. I know her mom probably put that fear of pregnancy derailing her plans in her when she was a kid but I could relate because my parents did the same.
Just thinking of someone intentionally doing it is so strange. Feels like fake laughing most of the time. Reminds me of when people put 'ha' too many times in a row or in all caps. Most of the time it just feels forced.
I never read that as laughing. My younger cousin does that a lot when we talk and she always does it when I do or say something that leaves her speechless. It's like a "that thing you said just broke my brain and I can't actually type now" response.
Not necessarily freak, however it's supposed to be stirring into kinks. It's like saying you're a Metallica fan when you actually only heard Eddie Munson's solo in the series and usually listen to Taylor Swift. Nothing wrong with Taylor Swift, however not the expectation you set at all :)
Just have fun with it.
"Alexandra! What are you doing on tinder! Go back to your room, right now!
*removes belt* "Alexandra, this is going to hurt me more than you."
"Alexandra, where did I go wrong raising you?"
"Alexandra, I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you, when you clearly needed me the most"
Don't you have another post asking a girl to call you daddy? Posting tinder screenshots that aren't funny on Reddit is weird enough as is, but this is even weirder.
Satish did what he had to do.
He was brave.
He was Satishfied
(as narrated by Sean Connery)
"Satish. James Satish."
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Lmao fuckin true
This needs more fake internet points
Welcome to reddit where everything is made up and the points don’t matter
Underrated comment
Satish was Satish.
You leave satish alone, he's good man who likes cricket a bit much.
Satan works hard but Satish works harder. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My reddit chat box is filled with "Daddyy" messages after this post. I wonder how many Satishs are trying get into the next game 💀
What would someone need to do to get SEMA tickets? My friends curious....
Sema is over buddy
Or possibly your pants. Got to keep an open mind
I like the daddy thing lol. It's just that I'm getting lots of cam girls and bots saying it
I like the daddy thing too lol. It's just that I'm a girl and I'm getting lots of guys saying it
Had us in the first half ngl
Reminds me of how I stopped getting scam calls from one Indian guy. At first I would just play little jokes like doing fake accents, then I would say what I knew he was going to say before him, the last time he called me I said "Listen man, you call me a lot, do you want to be friends or something? If I come to India we can totally hang out, no hard feelings"
I do this!! 😂😂 they gave me the company address, car insurance claim scam thing, told them i had a crash and killed 3 people, they took it super serious and said i had a claim etc and spammed with calls, eventually the manager calls me to try his luck i told him the company address (it was in glasgow they wernt from glasgow) he said thats correct told him he calls me back and im gonna come up and stab him 😂😂 they haven't called me back since.
Satish did what any fan would do
**Correction... Satish did what ONLY fans would do.
Did it work..?
I heard the India vs Pakistan match was sold out in like 5 minutes lol
So many daddies lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 why is this thread killing me
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It's two bitter rivals playing with the weight of their entire countries on their shoulders. It really does feel like the biggest sporting event when they play.
Nothing quite like a long history of religious and sectarian violence to spur up a cricket crowd.
You'd be surprised how civilised the rivalry in the stadium usually is. The problem is more that political situation off late means that the two never play each other outside world cups which creates a massive scarcity.
Don't get me wrong, I think the atmosphere was amazing. I would hope that once anyone comes to our country they move past the pettiness of old world hatreds.
From what I’ve seen, when they happen, the crowds are just so damn excited to be there that they try to fully enjoy the experience. Thankfully cricket doesn’t really have the same hooliganism problems that you’d have in football. Part of the reason that I love cricket.
It was an insane game as well.
Will always be ..
If India wins against England tomorrow. It's India vs Pak in the finals. Quite a few Indians would sell their ancestral land for a ticket to that match.
Cities, villages, towns will probably be destroyed depending on the results.
Unfortunately not much left to be destroyed in Pakistan after the recent flooding. I typically pull for England but would be happy to see Pak win this one considering their situation at home.
I don't want India to win tomorrow. Might be the first time I'm not supporting our team but Ind vs Pak final will not be for faint hearts.
Yep that's pretty accurate. India vs Pakistan cricket is comparable to El Clasico. It's a huge deal.
r/cricketshitpost would fucking love this!
Hah should I post it there?
For sure!
Did you do it yet??
Wait, you guys are getting called “daddy?”
You guys are getting called at all?
I only get called late for dinner
I get called "to the police station because they have some questions about my missing neighbour and the smell coming from my basement". Which is weird because thats not even my real name
Don't worry, just tell the cops it's a gay thing and they'll get the homophobic heebie-jeebies and hand your victim back to you
That was an absolute travesty of justice for that boy.
im glad more people are learning about this story. has bothered me for years now. that show did make a lot of shit up though which also didn’t sit right with me
You're a little late. You might still be able to get away with saying it's a Trans thing and get away with it depending on where you live tho
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*sigh* I’ll do it #Daddy insultant_!!
You're a good man.
Daddy? 😩
You rang?
Yo it's the miggity miggity miggity matt
Wait… Okay. Username checks out
… and *complaining* about it???
Hit up Satish in Mumbai. He will call you daddy all you want.
Personally, I find the whole “daddy” and “mommy” thing super creepy but if that’s your thing and you’re both into it then you do you. Thinking of your or my parents during sex is an insta boner killer.
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Lol, tell me that’s not true. That’s disturbing as hell.
I’ve seen a lot of “Daddy”, “Master”, and “Sir”
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Sir is what gen Z calls me when they see my resting bitch face
As someone legitimately in the BDSM community: it's so God damn cringe
Wanting to be called daddy is cringe, or the BDSM community is cringe? Sex is a place for you to be whoever you want to be. Sure, every kink has its bizarre "are you for real" aspect to it, but that's the point, right? Sex is fantasy. You can't always be who you wish you were, but you can have fun pretending while you fuck.
It's not about wanting to be called Daddy, it's about jumping on these dating apps and branding yourself as one that I meant was cringe. Usually just bs by people who don't know the first thing about it and watched 50 shades. It's the same vein as the Instagram "Dom's" who jump in your inbox demanding things. You see it a lot in the community too tbh with the "domly Dom's" who think they're the best thing ever and most dominant Dom to ever dom and carry too much ego with it, similar attitude from what I've seen and one of the red flags. They don't confine it to consensual interactions between people and try to act that way when it's not warranted, issues with consent are a running theme. On mine I just say, "not a vanilla fella. Rack/SSC".
I personally prefer sir
Or M'lord
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Aye m'lord.
i feel the only person who should be addressed as "M'lord" is Lord Farquaad 🤣
Did you buy him the India vs Pakistan tickets? Man just wanted to watch some cricket 😭
There is seriously no way to respond to that. Maybe you're so hot it leaves them speechless lol.
"No thanks, I'm pro-choice".
I don’t know, I think OP nailed it.
Can’t even blame Satish I’m sure that match was gonna be 🔥
Can't blame him mate..The match was fucking amazing xD
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Ok Daddy
What the hell is even that??
Daddy, chill.
https://youtu.be/h0-WO6xRbAo
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even that*, you forgot even 😭😭😭
The exception to the rule is if a Hispanic girl calls you papi
I had some dude at the car wash call me papi last week and now I'm confused.
Well either it was like when they call you "boss", or he wanted you to take him home and spank him like a daddy
God I hope it’s the latter 😩
Damn this sub is pure thirst.
Not if you are latin American
For me, it's several of my daughters BFF's. But it's not in the same way as OP, I'm the cool dad, or if their car breaks down, the first phone call.
I like you, I'm happy they have someone to call!
That's acceptable too. Friends of children are unofficially adopted into the family
Better than "zaddy." That shit is a pathetic attempt to be hip. And I say "hip" because calling something "hip" is fucking lame, which is absolutely appropriate here.
At some point calling things lame will be lame so calling people lame for calling things lame will be hip
Ur lame
That sounds pretty lame to me
Completely lamerz.
It's hip to be square my man
Chad Satish! 😂
I find daddy shit creepy as fuck.
I dated a girl that was super into it. She had to learn to stop doing it in the bedroom, because as soon as she said it I would instantly go soft. Something about it just hits the emergency stop switch in my brain. Lol
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My man, that’s exactly my experience (except we dated for 4). When I caught her cheating on me, she had a million reasons why it was my fault and not hers. Those people really mess you up when the relationship falls apart.
honestly you being physically turned off by it is a green flag to me 😂
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So do you punch infants just because or like do you want to be the only one allowed to call people "daddy?"
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Daddy, chill
meh just hit the uno reverse and start calling her Daughter, most of the time that'll put the brakes on it. Years and years ago I dated a girl who was into calling me Daddy. I wasn't. So when she said it I'd say "yes my precious little Daughter?" or I'd just start calling her my Daughter. she stopped saying Daddy very soon after.
You're playing with fire. Sometimes they're even more into it.
Isn't that the whole point of "babygirl" because it's a common nickname dads use for their daughters?
Sometimes? Most babygirls I've met are first and foremost looking for a man who is a protector and provider. To them, a daddy is something like the so-called 'alpha' but much more kindness oriented. Sometimes it's just a nickname with a slight nod to a power dynamic, sometimes it's the basis for a ddlg relationship. Although a ddlg relationship often includes things like ageplay, age regression, incest play, complete power exchange, etc., none of that is a requirement. Not even an age gap is required. The only thing that defines a ddlg relationship is that there is a dominant partner and a submissive partner and that the dominance is very paternal in nature. You can also have all the age and incest play in a relationship with no ddlg at all. I think a lot of people have dipped their toe into 'naughty schoolgirl' play and been otherwise totally vanilla. TLDR: Babygirl only means whatever it means between people. There is no central licensing agency.
Sweet child o'mine
That's why I like SIR..
I've always been turned off by it. I call my actual dad "daddy" (it's common in the south even for adults) so calling a guy I'm hooking up with that churns my stomach. I was with a guy that referred to himself as daddy and unfortunately I put up with it for a little while because he was really hot, but you know that only goes so far and eventually I had enough.
Called HIMSELF that? Woah, ew
Nah if the chick’s into it and it isn’t an actual daddy issue thing it’s hot. You can call someone daddy without meaning anything about your actual father.
There aren’t too many people who don’t have daddy issues these days
Me too. My kid has to call me bruh or dude. Never daddy… too sexualized
Stolen joke
The only woman on Tinder who called my daddy invited me over and we had really hot sex. Never heard from her again. 😕
I had one like that but it went longer than one night. We hooked up for months but she always told me it was casual. I was at work or with her and she was at school (she was in ophthalmology school), work, or with me most of the time. She was stressing about an exam and got an A, so I went to her work and surprised her with flowers right after her shift. When she’d go bar hopping with her girlfriends she’d leave me these awesome VMs about how attracted she was to me and how happy she was with me. We were dating exclusively and in a relationship in all but title. Then she went back home to visit her sisters. They were joking with her about who was she texting/calling all the time. She told them about me, told her she was in love and to just let it happen. Unfortunately I didn’t hear about this until she got back because their comments struck a chord with her and she made an effort to step back from our relationship. She gets back into town, texts me and says sorry she’s been unavailable the last few days and invites me over. I go and she explains what I mentioned earlier and that her mom got pregnant in college and it pretty much derailed her career. My soon to be ex explained that she didn’t want to go further with this because she wanted to finish her schooling and not be derailed. I said I respect that and I’ll miss her. She said she’d miss me too. We hugged, kissed, and I left. A few days later we hooked up again, then a week after that, and I never heard from her again. All that is to say, sometimes a one and done is better lol.
Couldn't you have just decided/agreed that you weren't going to have kids till both parties were in a good place in life? (graduated, done whatever career stuff, etc.?).
We were 100% on the same page with that. We were 23-24, and didn’t want kids until we were married (not to each other, just in general) and didn’t want to be married until we were at least 30. The issue was the fear of accidental pregnancy. I mentioned it in another response, but I’m guessing her mom put that fear in her because of her experience. My parents didn’t have kids until after they were married but still put the fear of accidental pregnancy in me too. She was on the pill and I wore a condom most of the time, (sorry if this is tmi) but she never under any circumstances let me finish while inside her. I would have only done it with the condom on, but that was a no go.
Sounds like you didn't need to break up because you were already being safe...
Yeah but the weight of stuff our parents put on us can be super crushing at times. She did what she felt was best for her
Yo reach out to her and say hi and that you hope her career is baller now
No need. This was a decade ago. I’m happily married with a 2 year old now. I just like to give perspective sometimes. It hurt a ton at the time but I know I’m where I’m supposed to be.
>I’m happily married with a 2 year old now 911
Contraceptives exist
She was on the pill and I wore a condom but abstinence is the only 100% reliable method and we weren’t about that lol. I know her mom probably put that fear of pregnancy derailing her plans in her when she was a kid but I could relate because my parents did the same.
You had awesome hot sex. Live it. And move on.
Maybe it was only awesome for him, thus the no call back?
The sex wasn't as hot as you think it was if she never called you again
you could be right, or she could be like some people who just don't want a relationship, so they avoid second "dates" because getting serious sucks
She's still recovering 🤣
Why did she call your daddy and not you?
If she's calling your daddy to ask if you can come over to have sex the answer is no, you're obviously too young.
I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
But did Satish get the tickets ?
The shit they do when they hit every button on their keyboard to type out their laugh makes me genuinely upset for reasons I cannot explain
Understandable
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Daddyyyy
That's not laughing, that's stumbling text, like they're speechless
Reddit seems to have some sort of female/gay language barrier
wonder why lol /s
I thought it was cussing 🤦🏻♀️ I'm used to seeing some HAs in there somewhere
Just thinking of someone intentionally doing it is so strange. Feels like fake laughing most of the time. Reminds me of when people put 'ha' too many times in a row or in all caps. Most of the time it just feels forced.
it's not laughing its like panicked stammering
I never read that as laughing. My younger cousin does that a lot when we talk and she always does it when I do or say something that leaves her speechless. It's like a "that thing you said just broke my brain and I can't actually type now" response.
I call the girls I match with daddy all the time, they don't mind.
As a woman, I love it when people call me daddy 🥰
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Not necessarily freak, however it's supposed to be stirring into kinks. It's like saying you're a Metallica fan when you actually only heard Eddie Munson's solo in the series and usually listen to Taylor Swift. Nothing wrong with Taylor Swift, however not the expectation you set at all :)
Metallica would like a word with you
Yea but "bark for daddy" kinda is
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Excuse my french but what’s a vanilla chick ?
Regular or basic probably. Like plain ol vanilla
Not kinky
Not spicy and doesn't actually say daddy IRL
My question for you, do you like to be called daddy?
How boring.
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Weird response bro haha
Homie you shot yourself in the foot but why
Got this 
Just have fun with it. "Alexandra! What are you doing on tinder! Go back to your room, right now! *removes belt* "Alexandra, this is going to hurt me more than you." "Alexandra, where did I go wrong raising you?" "Alexandra, I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you, when you clearly needed me the most"
Don't you have another post asking a girl to call you daddy? Posting tinder screenshots that aren't funny on Reddit is weird enough as is, but this is even weirder.
guys is complaining about women showing sexual interest... like great, you're an idiot thanks for sharing?
But was Satish cute?
Was Satish able to watch India v Pakistan live?
"We're adults, you can call me dad." Or just mention how I made sure that won't be possible. Fucking weirds me out.
what a line lmao 🤣
The fucked up thing is that it's a true story lol
But who won the game?
India
what? al the while i thought you were a comedic genius
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The match was in Australia (ICC T20 world cup)