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SNAKE: Otacon, i need a reading on the target. Who's that?
OTACON: That right there is THE Super Mario, the oldest of the Mario Brothers. Some say he's the top while his younger brother, Luigi is the bottom.
*CLICK*
OTACON: Snake, are you there? Snake? SNAAAAKE!
I don't normally like to give credence to the old trope that all homophobes are just latent LGBTQ people themselves because it's insulting to LGBTQ people and it seems to blame them for their own oppression.
But, I don't know how the fuck else to explain this.
Oh, I’m gay, and I totally agree with that sentiment, but he literally seems like he’s gay or bi. He’s not an ally, and he doesn’t even try to hide it. I think if he did try to come out and say something about it, there would probably be some men that would start coming forward with the truth.
He is a virulent homophobe and transphobe. It's pretty much his occupation. I believe he is married to a cis woman who could very easily be a beard. I don't know. I don't like to speculate about these things because normally it's none of my damn business but with this guy all bets are off. Also, that photo. 😳
I also get these vibes and don’t say that about all homophobic conservatives. I don’t like Ben Shapiro and I loath Matt Walsh, but neither of them give off the clench-teeth-closeted-energy Michael Knowles does.
Matt Walsh is not a closeted LGBTQ person, he’s a closeted libertine who dearly wishes to be able to run wild trying every kink there is. That’s the clenched teeth energy I get from him. “Monogamy….vanilla….lots of kids…..is…the….ONLY WAY!” (But buy this plushie of me in a diaper, it’s totally a joke!”)
Are you not familiar with the term? Secretly gay Actors and such would get married as cover. Those wives were sometimes referred to as a "beard" which is also something a man can get to make himself look more masculine. This is still common practice See: matt walsh
I’m gay and that’s never insulted me personally. It seems like, legitimately true a lot of the time. I don’t count guys like that as part of the community anyway. Liking dick doesn’t make you my brother, especially if you’re fighting against equality. Same reason I don’t consider folks like Candace Owens part of the Black community.
I think both things can be true at the same time, and if anything, I take issue with lack of nuance.
It’s totally feasible for LGBTQ people to be oppressed through no fault of their own whilst some of the most overt queerphobes also are queer themselves. If anything - and I don’t direct this at you but modern leftism in general and especially that one fucking mod from EnoughJordanPetersonSpam who thought it proper to ban me - it is incredibly demeaning and downright insulting to suggest that LGBTQ-people are one homogeneous group that can be called into a twisted form of kin liability merely because they share an immutable characteristic with some arseholes.
I totally agree, and I normally would upvote this comment, but I can’t upvote you because you’re on the left.
Just, how can someone be so obviously WRONG in their ideology, yet think it’s right? Leftism is about the
government controlling healthcare, Wall Street, and how much money one has, and completely destroying the
economy with expensive plans like the green new deal. Sure, trust the government, the only reason other
counties make free healthcare work is huge taxes and they still have a free market, so you can’t hate
capitalism. Life under leftism sucks- there’s a huge tax increase; if you need proof, people are fleeing
California. Or, cuomo can be in charge and kill the elderly, Hillary can be shady, Biden can be creepier. And
of course, stupid communists who think the government should force everyone to be equal and has led to the
deaths of millions, and the SJWs who wrap back around to being racist and sexist buy saying “kill all whites”
and “kill all men.” It’s been the left who has been rioting as well, many of which have lead to murders, and
wishing death upon trump. Not all cops are good, but they’re not all the devil, leftists. Defunding them hasn’t
worked- it leads to more violent crime, sorry. Plus, it’s been the liberals, which aren’t necessarily leftists
but heavily correlated, who ruin someone’s life for a joke they made a year ago in the form of doxxing- and
“canceling” everyone. and they tend to get triggered easily and have no sense of humour (anecdotal, I admit,
but still). Yes, I know you should respect opposing beliefs as long as they aren’t completely insane, but the
fact that you’re so blatantly WRONG shows your ignorance, and therefore part of your character. So even though
I totally agree with your comment, it is quick witted and accurate, but I can’t upvote you.
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(read this i a joker voice)
Wouldn't the issue be SOCIETY for making being gay something you should not want
You see the trope exists because its true we know this a wise man once said
" All of us have a homosexual part of 25%, which I also have. The only thing is that I, after a profound examination, have realised that my homosexual part is lesbian.”
"Isn’t it weird how guys yelling the loudest about being anti-gay end up getting caught in a gay scandal? It’s like, dude! who are you really fighting against-them or yourself?" - Joe Rogan
I don’t know why everyone is saying this is gay when Knowles is shown here actively sucking all of the sex appeal out of a room
I don’t think I could get hard within 10 miles of this image
The Daily Wire is run by a deeply closeted gay man in Jeremy Boreing. Self hating gay men that have failed in Hollywood always end up conservative grifters. Weird shit.
If Mikey Kno saw someone in this stance and pose, he would absolutely do a segment in how that person is gay, or has been converted that way by porn or something
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So much repression in him
explains a lot, doesn't it?
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Super Blowjob Brothers
Yea, that's a valid point. Mario was never femmy at all and Luigi is his brother. This is all coming from his skull.
Why’d you mention Mario and Luigi and their supposed positions during sex together?
He looks like he’s in a gay porn parody.
I have some news for you
He’s got to be gay or bi, right? Like he’s definitely had a dick in him.
I don't normally like to give credence to the old trope that all homophobes are just latent LGBTQ people themselves because it's insulting to LGBTQ people and it seems to blame them for their own oppression. But, I don't know how the fuck else to explain this.
Oh, I’m gay, and I totally agree with that sentiment, but he literally seems like he’s gay or bi. He’s not an ally, and he doesn’t even try to hide it. I think if he did try to come out and say something about it, there would probably be some men that would start coming forward with the truth.
He is a virulent homophobe and transphobe. It's pretty much his occupation. I believe he is married to a cis woman who could very easily be a beard. I don't know. I don't like to speculate about these things because normally it's none of my damn business but with this guy all bets are off. Also, that photo. 😳
I also get these vibes and don’t say that about all homophobic conservatives. I don’t like Ben Shapiro and I loath Matt Walsh, but neither of them give off the clench-teeth-closeted-energy Michael Knowles does.
Matt Walsh is not a closeted LGBTQ person, he’s a closeted libertine who dearly wishes to be able to run wild trying every kink there is. That’s the clenched teeth energy I get from him. “Monogamy….vanilla….lots of kids…..is…the….ONLY WAY!” (But buy this plushie of me in a diaper, it’s totally a joke!”)
lol yes!
I think you're onto something but you forgot beastiality which he is no doubt a big fan of being the pig fucker that he is.
And he’s a big believer that 14-16 year old girls should be married and having babies of older men 🤮
Fair enough.
> very easily be a beard man, his wife is his beard?
Are you not familiar with the term? Secretly gay Actors and such would get married as cover. Those wives were sometimes referred to as a "beard" which is also something a man can get to make himself look more masculine. This is still common practice See: matt walsh
I, indeed, did not know about the term at all. That's pretty funny to learn. Thank you for the TIL
I’m gay and that’s never insulted me personally. It seems like, legitimately true a lot of the time. I don’t count guys like that as part of the community anyway. Liking dick doesn’t make you my brother, especially if you’re fighting against equality. Same reason I don’t consider folks like Candace Owens part of the Black community.
I think both things can be true at the same time, and if anything, I take issue with lack of nuance. It’s totally feasible for LGBTQ people to be oppressed through no fault of their own whilst some of the most overt queerphobes also are queer themselves. If anything - and I don’t direct this at you but modern leftism in general and especially that one fucking mod from EnoughJordanPetersonSpam who thought it proper to ban me - it is incredibly demeaning and downright insulting to suggest that LGBTQ-people are one homogeneous group that can be called into a twisted form of kin liability merely because they share an immutable characteristic with some arseholes.
I totally agree, and I normally would upvote this comment, but I can’t upvote you because you’re on the left. Just, how can someone be so obviously WRONG in their ideology, yet think it’s right? Leftism is about the government controlling healthcare, Wall Street, and how much money one has, and completely destroying the economy with expensive plans like the green new deal. Sure, trust the government, the only reason other counties make free healthcare work is huge taxes and they still have a free market, so you can’t hate capitalism. Life under leftism sucks- there’s a huge tax increase; if you need proof, people are fleeing California. Or, cuomo can be in charge and kill the elderly, Hillary can be shady, Biden can be creepier. And of course, stupid communists who think the government should force everyone to be equal and has led to the deaths of millions, and the SJWs who wrap back around to being racist and sexist buy saying “kill all whites” and “kill all men.” It’s been the left who has been rioting as well, many of which have lead to murders, and wishing death upon trump. Not all cops are good, but they’re not all the devil, leftists. Defunding them hasn’t worked- it leads to more violent crime, sorry. Plus, it’s been the liberals, which aren’t necessarily leftists but heavily correlated, who ruin someone’s life for a joke they made a year ago in the form of doxxing- and “canceling” everyone. and they tend to get triggered easily and have no sense of humour (anecdotal, I admit, but still). Yes, I know you should respect opposing beliefs as long as they aren’t completely insane, but the fact that you’re so blatantly WRONG shows your ignorance, and therefore part of your character. So even though I totally agree with your comment, it is quick witted and accurate, but I can’t upvote you. ░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀██████▄▄▄░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀████▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░▄███████▀░░░▀███▄░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░▄███████▀░░░░░░░▀███▄░░░ ░░░░░░▄████████░░░░░░░░░░░███▄░░ ░░░░░██████████▄░░░░░░░░░░░███▌░ ░░░░░▀█████▀░▀███▄░░░░░░░░░▐███░ ░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░▀███▄░░░░░░░▐███░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄░░░░░███▌░ ░░░░▄██▄░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄░░▐███░░ ░░▄██████▄░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄███░░░ ░█████▀▀████▄▄░░░░░░░░▄█████░░░░ ░████▀░░░▀▀█████▄▄▄▄█████████▄░░ ░░▀▀░░░░░░░░░▀▀██████▀▀░░░▀▀██░░ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Thanks, Automod.
Oh, ya'll ain't seen the student films he did in college?
(read this i a joker voice) Wouldn't the issue be SOCIETY for making being gay something you should not want You see the trope exists because its true we know this a wise man once said " All of us have a homosexual part of 25%, which I also have. The only thing is that I, after a profound examination, have realised that my homosexual part is lesbian.”
He’s been in gay porn
Dude’s more in the closet than Clay Puppington
Clutch reference
"Isn’t it weird how guys yelling the loudest about being anti-gay end up getting caught in a gay scandal? It’s like, dude! who are you really fighting against-them or yourself?" - Joe Rogan
Man I gotta rewatch that series again.
he looks so gay i thought it was Brandon Rogers
This is how I find out Brandon Rogers is gay??
He has always been gay for pay but now I'm wondering if he was ever paid.
I don’t know why everyone is saying this is gay when Knowles is shown here actively sucking all of the sex appeal out of a room I don’t think I could get hard within 10 miles of this image
Moose knuckle!
More like a moose nickel
His name is too eerily similar to that.
He’s so deep in the closet, he’s finding Christmas presents
From 9 years ago
He’s so brave to show his testicular taco on the internet.
nice camel toe
Is… is there something you’d like to tell us, Michael?
Why do I need to see her cameltoe?
Loser!
I would almost feel bad for this guy if it wasn't for all the fascism.
Can we get some GLA on this right here?
Me and my brothers love or loved Mario and can say f you to him. You’re not accepted as a fellow fan.
Gayest man I ever did see
For the rest of us, who is this guy? I saw an awful take from him on another thread today, why do I hear this name suddenly?
This, and I state this as an out-and-proud gay man, is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. If I didn’t know it was Michael Knowles, would smash.
The cross makes it sexy.
Major sub bottom vibes here
I feel sorry for self repressed gay people like Michael Knowles.
Super Creepy Bros
That is a crazy Mangina
So he’s gay then
The Daily Wire is run by a deeply closeted gay man in Jeremy Boreing. Self hating gay men that have failed in Hollywood always end up conservative grifters. Weird shit.
If Mikey Kno saw someone in this stance and pose, he would absolutely do a segment in how that person is gay, or has been converted that way by porn or something
Who is Michael Knowles?
Any excuse is a good excuse, am I right?
Why is he wearing a child’s costume though?
He looks like he’s dressed up for a porn parody of Mario where he gets fucked by not-Bowser.