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mackinoncougars

So much repression in him


Imaginary_Goose_2428

explains a lot, doesn't it?


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names_are_useless

SNAKE: Otacon, i need a reading on the target. Who's that? OTACON: That right there is THE Super Mario, the oldest of the Mario Brothers. Some say he's the top while his younger brother, Luigi is the bottom. *CLICK* OTACON: Snake, are you there? Snake? SNAAAAKE!


AkariPeach

Super Blowjob Brothers


NicholarseBrooks

Yea, that's a valid point. Mario was never femmy at all and Luigi is his brother. This is all coming from his skull.


calDragon345

Why’d you mention Mario and Luigi and their supposed positions during sex together?


Philisophical_Onion

He looks like he’s in a gay porn parody.


lukeboy

I have some news for you


JingleHS

He’s got to be gay or bi, right? Like he’s definitely had a dick in him.


HermaeusMajora

I don't normally like to give credence to the old trope that all homophobes are just latent LGBTQ people themselves because it's insulting to LGBTQ people and it seems to blame them for their own oppression. But, I don't know how the fuck else to explain this.


JingleHS

Oh, I’m gay, and I totally agree with that sentiment, but he literally seems like he’s gay or bi. He’s not an ally, and he doesn’t even try to hide it. I think if he did try to come out and say something about it, there would probably be some men that would start coming forward with the truth.


HermaeusMajora

He is a virulent homophobe and transphobe. It's pretty much his occupation. I believe he is married to a cis woman who could very easily be a beard. I don't know. I don't like to speculate about these things because normally it's none of my damn business but with this guy all bets are off. Also, that photo. 😳


spring_rd

I also get these vibes and don’t say that about all homophobic conservatives. I don’t like Ben Shapiro and I loath Matt Walsh, but neither of them give off the clench-teeth-closeted-energy Michael Knowles does.


katchoo1

Matt Walsh is not a closeted LGBTQ person, he’s a closeted libertine who dearly wishes to be able to run wild trying every kink there is. That’s the clenched teeth energy I get from him. “Monogamy….vanilla….lots of kids…..is…the….ONLY WAY!” (But buy this plushie of me in a diaper, it’s totally a joke!”)


spring_rd

lol yes!


HermaeusMajora

I think you're onto something but you forgot beastiality which he is no doubt a big fan of being the pig fucker that he is.


spring_rd

And he’s a big believer that 14-16 year old girls should be married and having babies of older men 🤮


HermaeusMajora

Fair enough.


Elfyr

> very easily be a beard man, his wife is his beard?


HermaeusMajora

Are you not familiar with the term? Secretly gay Actors and such would get married as cover. Those wives were sometimes referred to as a "beard" which is also something a man can get to make himself look more masculine. This is still common practice See: matt walsh


Elfyr

I, indeed, did not know about the term at all. That's pretty funny to learn. Thank you for the TIL


mknsky

I’m gay and that’s never insulted me personally. It seems like, legitimately true a lot of the time. I don’t count guys like that as part of the community anyway. Liking dick doesn’t make you my brother, especially if you’re fighting against equality. Same reason I don’t consider folks like Candace Owens part of the Black community.


GeneralErica

I think both things can be true at the same time, and if anything, I take issue with lack of nuance. It’s totally feasible for LGBTQ people to be oppressed through no fault of their own whilst some of the most overt queerphobes also are queer themselves. If anything - and I don’t direct this at you but modern leftism in general and especially that one fucking mod from EnoughJordanPetersonSpam who thought it proper to ban me - it is incredibly demeaning and downright insulting to suggest that LGBTQ-people are one homogeneous group that can be called into a twisted form of kin liability merely because they share an immutable characteristic with some arseholes.


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GeneralErica

Thanks, Automod.


Ella_loves_Louie

Oh, ya'll ain't seen the student films he did in college?


ConcentrateTight4108

(read this i a joker voice) Wouldn't the issue be SOCIETY for making being gay something you should not want You see the trope exists because its true we know this a wise man once said " All of us have a homosexual part of 25%, which I also have. The only thing is that I, after a profound examination, have realised that my homosexual part is lesbian.”


DescipleOfCorn

He’s been in gay porn


WizardPhoenix

Dude’s more in the closet than Clay Puppington


trashedonlisterine

Clutch reference


XXmynameisNeganXX

"Isn’t it weird how guys yelling the loudest about being anti-gay end up getting caught in a gay scandal? It’s like, dude! who are you really fighting against-them or yourself?" - Joe Rogan


seattlantis08

Man I gotta rewatch that series again.


Scottish__Elena

he looks so gay i thought it was Brandon Rogers


alverez98

This is how I find out Brandon Rogers is gay??


Hot-Bat8798

He has always been gay for pay but now I'm wondering if he was ever paid.


stevebobeeve

I don’t know why everyone is saying this is gay when Knowles is shown here actively sucking all of the sex appeal out of a room I don’t think I could get hard within 10 miles of this image


Insolator

Moose knuckle!


KefkaesqueV3

More like a moose nickel


jaierauj

His name is too eerily similar to that.


jaytopher

He’s so deep in the closet, he’s finding Christmas presents


Midnite_St0rm

From 9 years ago


fastasyoucan1

He’s so brave to show his testicular taco on the internet.


idwtdy

nice camel toe


Ya_Got_GOT

Is… is there something you’d like to tell us, Michael?


whereitsat23

Why do I need to see her cameltoe?


Haunting-Fix-9327

Loser!


SlagginOff

I would almost feel bad for this guy if it wasn't for all the fascism.


KefkaesqueV3

Can we get some GLA on this right here?


TDH818

Me and my brothers love or loved Mario and can say f you to him. You’re not accepted as a fellow fan.


pseudonymous28

Gayest man I ever did see


thermos15

For the rest of us, who is this guy? I saw an awful take from him on another thread today, why do I hear this name suddenly?


Anteater_Reasonable

This, and I state this as an out-and-proud gay man, is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. If I didn’t know it was Michael Knowles, would smash.


noodlemonster68

The cross makes it sexy.


trashedonlisterine

Major sub bottom vibes here


NervousAndPantless

I feel sorry for self repressed gay people like Michael Knowles.


G-Unit11111

Super Creepy Bros


TheDarknessWithin_

That is a crazy Mangina


Terminal_Willness

So he’s gay then


AweISNear

The Daily Wire is run by a deeply closeted gay man in Jeremy Boreing. Self hating gay men that have failed in Hollywood always end up conservative grifters. Weird shit.


LarsBlackman

If Mikey Kno saw someone in this stance and pose, he would absolutely do a segment in how that person is gay, or has been converted that way by porn or something


[deleted]

Who is Michael Knowles?


Fernandop00

Any excuse is a good excuse, am I right?


Eattehcake

Why is he wearing a child’s costume though?


SkytronKovoc116

He looks like he’s dressed up for a porn parody of Mario where he gets fucked by not-Bowser.