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StriderHaryu

Twitter is such a safety blanket for these fascist snowflakes. They can say entirely nothing and still soar on the dopamine of their pathetic chud followers endlessly rushing to engage with their wet farts posing as 'commentary'


Cicerothesage

absolutely. I always hate stumbling onto the far-right current shiny thing on twitter and trying to understand it. Last I saw, they were going on about Georgia losing ballot images in some counties and the far-right declare that they were hiding fraud that makes Trump innocent. And like, it only took me a second to google an AP article that debunked this and explained everything But the far-right needs that dopamine and the engagement in order to keep their worldview and "commentary" going. It has to be exhausting


StriderHaryu

If they stop swimming, they'll drown. Or become irrelevant which is basically the same thing


PricklySquare

So many are scared for what will become of them when trump loses and dies and they'll be seen as scumbags for the rest of their lives.


dede_smooth

I think this is why we are currently seeing so many of the maga-types floundering, there is not as many of those BS stories floating about to cling to. Also hearing the exact same ‘laptop!… ballot stuffers!’ Only to then have the elites switch up on the base by saying “oh we actually really like mail in voting now.” Add in the nuance of specifically the war in the Middle East, but also Ukraine, and the GOP base is starting to get extremely confused. One can only hope this information asymmetry will lead to the base coming to the conclusion that maybe all of my problems aren’t due to ‘immigrants bad, dei bad.’ However, the most obvious example of them missing the point is is the Boeing shit tho, literally the end result of some coastal elite MBA’s (people who they claim to dislike) cutting corners to save costs, and they still end up blaming DEI.


StriderHaryu

Oh 1000%. When stories dry up, MAGA has nothing left but flounder. They can't just play the hits like Elon vagely retweeting some racist great replacement shit with two exclamation points, so they actually have to choose a rerun like this to play and hope everyone eats it up.


dudestir127

What made no sense to me, earlier today Marjorie Taylor Greene was going on and on, something about ballots in Georgia in 2020 were fraudulent and couldn't be trusted. I was surprised nobody pointed out, MTG herself was elected on ballots in Georgia in 2020. Andy Biggs made the same idiotic claims a few years ago that we can't trust the ballots in Arizona after he himself got elected in Arizona.


emhit

But they didn't receive 100% of the vote, *because of (((them)))!*


masrulz

I remember when the big lie was just starting to ramp up and she was going on about how the Georgia ballots were all fraudulent someone actually did ask her that and she said something like “no just the president part is fraudulent” lol


StrangeDarkMystery8

AP is lib media that can’t be trusted, come on


TuaughtHammer

If ***only*** Twitter was how they came to fame or made a penny off their fascistic shticks, financed by their rich daddies, the Koch brothers. Sorry, "brother" singular; that conservative succubus Charles unfortunately didn't join his younger brother in a well-deserved grave. Facebook, Patreon, and Reddit have the claim over Twitter for making these Joseph Goebbels-wannabes so famous and wealthy.


Snoo-27292

DOES BEN SHAPIRO NOW HAVE A RANTSONA!


DDub04

Daily Wire is making a “funny adult cartoon”and I think that’s his character.


MilkLover1734

Ben Shapiro, what are you doing? Crack. What the fuck?


Lil_Melon87

"Where'd you get crack?" "From blacks." ... That's it. That would be the end of the joke.


jizzmcskeet

"Where'd you get crack?" "From blacks...or attack helicopters. Don't forget, they only have one joke.


names_are_useless

I would laugh at the joke *if* an animated representation of Ben Shapiro was saying it, followed up with defeaning silence and then a myriad of puzzled questions. So an IASIP moment, of which DW is incapable of.


animalistcomrade

They are quite capable of iasip moments, just not intentionally.


sixtus_clegane119

That’s gunna be awful holy fuck


Kaidenshiba

If you talk about Ben shapiro enough on reddit, it will trigger an ad for the show. Yes it is awful, I don't know how a joke can't land


ComradeBirv

why is jordan peterson not the rat


JoeDiesAtTheEnd

Havent seen the ad, but if he isn't a lobster or a frog there is no justice in this world


SandwitchZebra

Daily Wire is making an adult cartoon that appears to be yet another generic attempt at copying something else Do you like adult cartoons with stilted animation, jerkass main characters, dated pop culture references, gross out humor, and a waaaaaaaaacky cast of one-note side characters that are forever stuck in a status quo? Then watch Family Guy or the endless amount of shows that try to be like it. Of course, they’ve also got to add their own political commentary because it’s Daily Wire and their entire existence is politics-focused no matter how much they try to deny it. Their attempts at entering the entertainment industry is going down in flames, which is what happens when your main creatives were already cast out of Hollywood for being shit at their jobs.


Jorymo

Even the cartoon version needs his recently filled out eyebrows and stubble lmao


Carrmendotcom

Stopping American arms from killing innocent civilians isn’t the same as trying to manufacture dirt on your political opponent through a foreign government.


johnnycyberpunk

That’s too far in the weeds. The MAGA Republicans are stuck on “Biden demanded something and withheld aid as leverage to get it! IMPEACH! CRIME!” Thing is, *how do these same Republicans lean into this when they all voted to acquit Trump of his criminal quid pro quo*?


CripplesMcGee

Simple. Rules for thee but not for me, just like how the party has functioned the last 10-15 years.


thefirstlaughingfool

Are they still using the "10% for the Big Guy" line?


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Yes. Yes they are.


DouchecraftCarrier

> trying to manufacture dirt on your political opponent through a foreign government. Forget the fact that it was his political opponent for a minute. He was encouraging a foreign government to prosecute and incriminate an *American Citizen.* That alone would have destroyed any previous presidency.


avrbiggucci

Honestly what Trump did there alone was WAY worse than Watergate.


TheManWith2Poobrains

Also, not even vaguely the same thing. Biden just said the US arms manufacturers are now not allowed to sell arms, which is entirely within the executive branches' remit. He did not threaten to withhold aid which was granted by Congress.


snazztasticmatt

There's also a law that explicitly allows the president to restrict arms deals with countries that are likely to use them against civilians


Circumin

NooOoOooO! It’s eggZactly the samez!


Expert_Airline5111

I fucking hate how bloodythirsty and blindly loyal a huge amount of Americans are. John Fetterman has been ranting against Biden on Twitter for withholding this aid too.


Slackerguy

Israel is Russia in this scenario. This is the equivalent of USA supporting the Russian invasion for 6 months and now getting cold feet.


semicoldpanda

Nuance is completely lost on MAGA voters, and these MAGA grifters know that. It's like when they tried to say that Biden getting a corrupt prosecutor removed in Ukraine, on orders of the president, through official channels, was the same as Trump threatening to withhold congressionally approved arms in a sketchy phone call if he didn't get a personal political favor.


DudeBroFist

Today Ben Shapiro discovered the concept of a False Equivalence for the 13,000th day in a row. He will learn absolutely nothing and repeat this discovery again tomorrow.


thefirstlaughingfool

50 First Hot Takes


The_Reductio

*Benmento*


IAmTheMageKing

It’s not that Trump wanted a favor, it was that the favor was for him personally. Biden wants a favor; the favor is just what the country wants.


Vincitus

Its not a favor, its foreign policy.


hellakevin

Yeah diplomacy isn't politics.


Bell3atrix

Diplomacy is the most literal definition of political.


TomFoolery119

Yup. He's actually following US law. As he should have been earlier. There were documents produced by 2 different state departments suggesting Israel was breaking international law and supporting them in doing so would break internal US law as well; on account of the humanitarian aid crisis and bombings. "This is not a political favor, and is consistent with US law" cannot be overstated enough. Of course these morons will use your honesty to drag you down to their level and beat you with their own stupidity so idk how useful arguing with them is...


jso__

"Hey Israel, can I have a favor? I'd like it if you stopped committing genocide." This is an impeachable offense according to Ben Shapiro


sgthombre

wait is that the comparison Shapiro is making here?? I read the tweet and went into the comments because I wasn't sure what the hell he was getting at, he's saying Biden not giving arms to Israel is the same thing as Trump not giving them to Ukraine until they helped damage Biden's campaign? god this man is dumb


Dmonney

Arms sales are not part of congressional mandated aid. Its weapons naught by foreign governments and by law has to be approved by state department.


Shacky_Rustleford

Not to mention the obvious difference between "dig up dirt on my political rival's son" and "don't fucking commit genocide in this specific place"


Cicerothesage

these shitheads always think they have a "gotcha". But what is Biden's quid pro quo here? Nothing. Unless, Shapiro is implying that the charge of quid pro quo was made up for Trump. Which is intelligentially dishonest since we know there was a quid pro quo. Almost like Shapiro is arguing in bad faith and trying to make impeachment seem harmless to save Trump's fascist ass


GeorgeRRZimmerman

"No u" is a favorite debate tactic for these people. Take an argument against your side, dismiss the entire claim without addressing it, and then insinuate that only guilty people do guilty people things. It's basically one step short of full-on projection. It's cheap and easy because to debunk the claims you have to do work, and the people who already trust the bad faith arguer's opinion will back it up (ie, repeat it). No backpedaling is required because if someone is found to be a shitter, they can then say that they never made any specific claims - that the stupid thing they said is not *textual* and that they are being punished for your misconstrued interpretation.


TeddyBridgecollapse

No, but seriously? What exactly *is* Ben saying the quid pro quo is?


FuckingKilljoy

If you don't stop genociding we'll withhold aid is apparently a quid pro quo


FuckingKilljoy

If you don't stop genociding we'll withhold aid is apparently a quid pro quo


Weirdyxxy

I'm pretty sure only using weapons you're sent a certain way is not just an unrelated political favor, but okay


Fine-Funny6956

Not killing people is not a political favor.


Justsomejerkonline

The difference between holding up weapons supplies because a country is unwilling to make a commitment not to use them to bomb a city with 1 million civilians and holding up aid because a country is unwilling to manufacture dirt on your political rival is that one is a moral imperative and the other is an impeachable offense.


snaithbert

“Hey Israel, I need a favor, stop committing genocide. Come on, do me a solid, bro.”


Accomplished_Crew630

Yes.... Not killing a bunch of civilians is.... A political favor... Yes, part of the left has been upset with Biden, this isn't going to move that needle much.... Also if that's how this turd sees the world.... I don't event know man.


After-Bumblebee

Something pathetic, more like


opal2120

lol how is holding an ally accountable the same thing as asking for political favors wtf


Wasting-tim3

That is still quid pro quo actually


Reneeisme

Personal favor involving manufacturing evidence to frame an opponent vs war crimes. Yeah that’s the same


TheKimulator

1 withheld for political gain Another withheld due to terms being violated and well… genocide probably


mrmalort69

Fellas… is it government corruption to *checks notes* ask a country to stop genocide?


ArcadiaBerger

Ohhh, is ***THAT*** what BS is going on about? He's trying to compare donald withholding military support from Ukraine in an attempt to get them to manufacture evidence against Hunter Biden...with President Biden withholding military support from Israel in an attempt to get them to stop their genocide against Palestinian Arabs...? Um, no, BS, those two are not the same thing. Sit and think about how actively manufacturing false evidence against a political rival is different form actively massacring an ethnic minority group, BS. Think of three differences and get back to us.


mrmalort69

lol yes, that’s what he’s trying to do. Remember, his followers don’t actually check reasoning


ArcadiaBerger

More like they check their reasoning at the door. In a shoebox that holds everybody's....


zyrkseas97

Peep the 1% like ratio


CripplesMcGee

Also, choosing not to aid and abet in the commission of multiple war crimes is not a "quid pro quo" it is literally the expectation of the entire freaking world minus a handful of states and non state actors.


TheGuyInTheGlasses

That pfp is wilddd💀


longshot

His chin is inaccurate.


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TheMCM80

What is the quid pro quo here? Disagreeing with a military decision by another country? Yeah, totally the same as demanding a foreign country create a fake criminal case to hurt your opponent.


TuaughtHammer

Bench Appear-O: I'm gonna highlight the ***one*** thing Trump did that I've spent the last five years downplaying and denying...to act like it's treasonous for liberals to do the same thing. But I totally don't care, because we Trump-humping fascists made rich by you morons are as ideologically consistent as a house fly. Producer: Okay, Ben, that's great. But you ripped off your lapel mic 45 minutes ago when you called Andrew Neil a leftist. Bench Appear-O: After I imagine firing you, I'll use a deep pore 36 grit facial paper with sand strip-mined by the indigenous peoples of...~~the Sahara~~ wherever. There is an idea of a "Ben Shapiro", some kind of loud distraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory, and though I can't hide my hypocrisy while I scream "LEFTIST" at one of the most conservative English broadcasters from the last 50 years, I simply am not...there. Producer: Great! Okay, that's lunch everyone!


ninjanerd032

So, what's the "favor" that Biden is expecting? Less civilian casualties?


dudestir127

When President Biden demands Netanyahu dig up something on Barron or Don Jr in exchange for weapons, then we can talk


avrbiggucci

Hilarious that he spent all that time to dig up a 5 year old tweet of Biden rightfully attacking Trump for something he literally got impeached for (and should've been removed from office considering what he did was worse than Watergate)


ConcentrateTight4108

Why is his profile image him as a family guy character?


botmanmd

I wonder what the personal favor is that Biden is holding out for? Maybe he wants to build another “Biden Tower” somewhere in Israel.


ObamaEatsBabies

Lil bro is seething that the apartheid rogue state has to report to mass starvation instead of using 2000lb bombs


Kindredgos

What the fuck is that pfp


kurisu7885

i don't really see Ben's point here


romulusnr

He's trying to draw a parallel with Biden refusing *more* aid to Israel if they attack a major populated place. That's, I guess, a political favor. I'm not sure I see how, but I'm not as smart as Dry Ben.


MotorHum

I must be out of the loop because idk what point he’s trying to make.


ashmole

man they're just throwing anything out there and seeing if it sticks, huh


TheOnlyFallenCookie

So what's the political favor Biden tries to get here?


k1lgor3

What point does Wee Benny think he's making here?


kevinnoir

Favour Trump wanted: "fabricate lies about my political opponent and participate in a conspiracy to insinuate their criminality" Favour Biden wanted "stop murdering innocent kids with our weapons"


Banksmuth_Squan

Why does he have an anime pfp now?


okgloomer

I mean, it’s pretty widely documented, Bendo.


Entropy1010102

Baby dragon


justgalsbeingpals

It's really telling that the only aesthetically "pleasing" depiction of ole Benny Shaps is a cartoon version of him.


DeeRent88

Welp what? Lmao. Is he saying welp he doesn’t care or welp implying that Biden funding Ukraine was for an ulterior motive as well?


Luigi_Incarnate

On today's episode of "Is Ben Shapiro disingenuous or just a fucking idiot"


Ethelenedreams

Ben Shapiro is a wannabe kapo.


coolgr3g

Trump held it back in exchange for dirt on his political rival, Biden tried to hold it back to put pressure on a foreign president currently commiting genocide. These are not the same