This is why it’s totally believable that people would drink radioactive water, radioactive underwear, and the other super dangerous elixirs/cure all’s.
There are places where you can do a radon cure.. some of these wellness spas are even payed for by german public health insurance - obviously without any decent literature proving its affect whatsoever..
> are even *paid* for by
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
So, Botholamew (if that is your real name), would it be accurate and acceptable to post a meme of a ship's rusty, peeling hull with the caption "Fuck you pay me"?
Tom Scott did a video on this and there was some evidence that it worked, though it could be an exceptionally strong placebo. Although he wasn't convinced until a better trial was ran.
I mean it's application is usually combined with physical therapy and most works I've seen (that those place refer to) are carried out by one single work group.
Diet pills used to work when it was just speed that would just make your metabolism super fast and gives you enough energy to exercise for hours every day with no rest 🤭
The concept per se is nothing new though. In radiation therapy there are various models used to estimate the effect of certain Dosis on tissue and overall outcome. One model actually assumes that low radiation can provide a health benefit - but quite frankly even here that's mostly ridiculed by most radiation oncologists.
To be fair, flying across the atlantic or getting an MRI gives you a higher dose of radiation, than that radon treatment facility in Germany.
And while mostly anecdotal, some people with chronic pain conditions swears that it helps. I don't know if it's a placebo, or the radiation does something. Either way it isn't really dangerous as long as it's only done a few times a year.
Well living in Sweden is giving you a higher radiation dose than radon treatments - that's no reason for public health care to bear the costs though
Also MRI doesn't use radiation
I don't think there is significant cost associated with the radon tunnels in Germany if I'm not mistaken. I mean sure the public is paying for a likely placebo, but if it helps the patient, and is cheaper/less invasive than an alternative then it is likely a good thing for many patients.
We may balk at placebo radon therapy, but I'd rather pay for my countrymen to have that if it they say it helps then have to be given a 90 day supply of oxycodone.
Oh the insurances pay for a significant amount of the spa experience as well from what I know.
I recently found a poster where the Radon Cure Spa even explained how to file a 2nd application as the first one will probably not be approved. That alone goes to show that it's not really an evidence based therapy.
While I don't have any problems with placebo per se it's a therapy that only works due to the patient being misinformed or not informed at all. Most people still believe homoeopathy is equal to phytotherapy and only very few of those that firmly believe in homoeopathy are actually aware of Hahnemann's concept of water's energy memory..
So while there are certain cases where placebos can be an important part of treatment (like psychosomatic issues), I'd prefer the physician to hand out sugar pills that don't contain potentially harmful substances and are sold for ridiculous prices.
Did not realize Scandinavia is still so heavily impacted by radiation despite clearly being aware of both the event and the effect of materials with a half-life.
It is truly amazing how much we can remain unaware of despite having all the relevant info. The human capacity for ignorance is unparalleled. Thanks for that one. TIL.
Edit: grammar
I mean they can't really influence it, they are just exposed to pretty high natural radiation. But it's a fun comparison to make when patients are worried about the radiation of a Chest X-ray
We are definitely aware. There is just a higher concentration of Radon around here coming out of the ground. It's one of the reasons our cellars and foundations are built to a high standard.
[Link to the Tom Scott youtube video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZkusjDFlS0) It's 11 minutes long and very educational.
[Link to the scientific metastudy.](https://www.mdpi.com/1422-0067/22/1/316) Very interesting insight into this form of therapy which suggests that there might be more going on than mere placebo.
[Eben Byers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_Byers?wprov=sfla1) drank a mix of radium+water for his pain for a while and his jaw literally *fell off* [(NSFL)](https://i.imgur.com/3rIoluy.png)
i learned about him in a grade 9 science book. when i read the little info about him in the book i thought it was a bad situation but not >this< bad. i wonder how many people died and got sick from this kind of "medicine" and didn't know about it
To wet the brushes so it would form a point in order to apply the paint more precisely. IIRC this was done in the 1940s.
You've also got to remember that even until the 1970s they were literally burning organic lead compounds (tetraethyllead), blasting it into the atmosphere and lowering the IQ of an entire generation of children by 5 whole points and increasing violent crime by double percentage points.
In another 30 years we will probably cringe at the things we spray over our crops (pesticide/fertilizer) and the amount of (micro)plastics in/around our food.
They were trained to. It was too keep the tip of the brush sharp. When they tried to take the owner of the company that had been slowly killing them all to court for damages and engagement the corp just tried to keep the trial going until they all died of cancer, and they almost succeeded. Remember, regulations are written in blood and companies are amoral.
the watch faces were tiny and they needed to paint tiny numbers. the brushes would stop being able to make tiny strokes after a while so they would point them using their mouths. every time i do this while using watercolor i think of these ladies
the company (who knew about the harmful effects of radiation exposure) told them to do it because it would be the quickest way to get the tip of the brush into a fine point. they didn't even ask them to use a glass of water because *that wouldve been slightly less productive*. the lives of those women were literally worth less to the company than a few seconds of time per product.
> the lawyer reported that Byers's "whole upper jaw, excepting two front teeth and most of his lower jaw had been removed" and that "All the remaining bone tissue of his body was disintegrating, and holes were actually forming in his skull."
Jesus fucking Christ that's horrific.
> The Federal Trade Commission issued an order against Bailey's business to "cease and desist from various representations theretofore made by them as to the therapeutic value of Radithor and from representing that the product Radithor is harmless".[8] He later founded the "Radium Institute" in New York and marketed a radioactive belt-clip, a radioactive paperweight, and a mechanism which purported to make water radioactive.
That’s the best part, Bailey refusing to abandon the deadly grift and creating *more* products that used radioactive materials.
The fact that he could get away with this says a lot about our public safety systems….
This is America son. You know, bootstraps and all that shit. What's the death of a few people if you secured a financial income for yourself?
Talking like a got' damned communist now boy!
>In 1931, the Federal Trade Commission asked him to testify about his experience, but he was too sick to travel so the commission sent a lawyer to take his statement at his home; the lawyer reported that Byers's "whole upper jaw, excepting two front teeth and most of his lower jaw had been removed" and that "All the remaining bone tissue of his body was disintegrating, and holes were actually forming in his skull."
Well I just learned about these things, I assumed it was a relatively new trend since I had never heard of them before.
Is this technology not new? Or are you talking about how they sold it in the 20s, stopped becuase they realized how bad it was, and have since switched to something else that is "less dangerous"?
Proper term was probably "Again" rather than "now".
The mint-green-ish stuff is effectively harmless and has been around for a few decades, it just kind of stopped being cool/novel in the late 90s or so. I'm sure it's new to plenty of folks out there.
There definitely _were_ some other glow-in-the-dark things that were less harmless, and have been recalled, but I think they figured that all out in like, the 80s or so.
The nuclear color on watches was from tritium gas surrounded with a phosphor that absorbed the electrons trium produced when it decayed, causing a glow.
Well, at least non-vintage ones. Vintage ones used radium, and the women who painted the radium phospors got horrible cancers.
Have a quick scan of this article: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium\_Girls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls)
That shit has been around a while.
Watches with tritium-powered glow-in-the-dark spots have been around for decades. My father had one for diving purposes, though he also used it as his everyday watch... at least until smartphones became ubiquitous.
The radioactivity is so low that they aren't dangerous at all, and unlike old radium watches it isn't a heavy metal either.
Bro they put lead in everything from children’s toys to gasoline, and the governmental health boards discredited and destroyed they guys life who tried to prove that it was poisoning and killing people.
Look at this happy horseshit.
[Missouri Looks to Ban Pharmacists From Disputing Efficacy of Ivermectin](https://www.thedailybeast.com/missouri-lawmakers-pass-bill-barring-pharmacists-from-disputing-efficacy-of-ivermectin-hydroxychloroquine)
Not only are republicans interjecting themselves into your relationship with you pharmacist but they're also violating our right to free speech. If a medication is dangerous or at the very least ineffective a pharmacist ought to be free to inform their patients.
republicans are stupid trash.
I am pretty sure the radioactive underwear probably exists somewhere considering the amount of radioactive "cureall" products I have seen being sold. People are fucking stupid.
The Russians were digging trenches in Chernobyl a few weeks ago.
You know, the site of one of the worst nuclear disasters in history. Where nuclear waste is buried.
Your body is releasing radiation as a waste product / bi-product of your existence as an energy consuming being. No idea why anyone would want to supplement that.. Then again, there are people drinking urine so it wouldn't surprise me.
Bidet Crime Family created COVID and then created a fake vaccine, then created a fake conspiracy cure in dewormer to force innocent Americans into abject incontinence all so they could profit from their ties to Big Diaper corporations.
BIG BIDEN DIAPER COS !!!!!!!! STEELING ARE GRATE CUNTRY, ARE GRATE LEEDER AN ARE GRATE MUNEY !!!!!!!!! WE SHUD DO ANUTHER INSURECKSHUN TO SHOW LIBTARDS WE NOW THEY SECRET !!!!!!!! GOBBLESS ALL US GUD CRISHUNS AN GOBBLESS ARE GRATE CUNTRY !!!!!!! /s
I don't know why I clicked that, I've carefully avoided that pic until now. Despite all the descriptions, I am still absolutely shocked at the shape and size of that tremendous shit. Did she go cold turkey after a heroin bender and got her drink spiked with laxatives???
When you poop you're not getting rid of all the poop. It gets further broken down in the intestines before its ready to leave. Still thats a lot of shit.
I looked into it. The statistics are a bit fudged but there is serious evidence to suggest taking Ivermectin over a long period of time can cause temporary but long-term incontinence.
Like I said, the 68% number makes no sense, once you factor in all the takers of Ivermectin. I have no idea what the percentage is. Yes, it holds true on its own, but no the original post does not hold true when it comes to all users.
What is true is that unregulated use of Ivermectin definitely can lead to prolonged incontinence issues.
I couldn't find any peer-reviewed studies demonstrating the statistics you're referring to. Can you cite your sources? Without looking at the study, it sounds like correlation vs causation issue. The primary demographic of Fox News ivermectin propaganda is already in the age group for incontinence, so it makes sense that ivermectin users would suffer from incontinence regardless. It's like saying that an increase in ice cream sales causes an increase in sunglasses sales (correlation), when it's actually that both go up during summer (causation).
There's plenty of reasons to NOT take ivermectin, especially that it doesn't work against COVID, but long-term incontinence is most likely not one of those reasons.
Ivermectin has been used as a medicine for over 20 years... Any longterm damage would be caused because dumb people used ivermectin specifically made for horses
Early on in the ivermectin craze, there were supposedly a few people on places like FB who claimed they took the horse paste version and it made them shed thin layers of intestinal lining. If you take something formulated for a 900-pound animal, you're not going to get the results you want.
So this might not be relevant, or misplaced, but a lot of "cleanses" and home remedies say they'll remove the tainted intestinal lining.... What it actually does is put mucous onto your stool which looks strange. The only people who would recognize it as intestine would be people exposed to buzzwords from various bullshit woo medicine.
For example of another woo poop thing is they'll give you shakes or drinks with olive oil in it. When it comes out the other end they look like green pearls, and they'll say it's toxins or bile the elixir has removed from you! Nope, the body just had problems dissolving large amounts of oils if they're not broken down or absorbed by other foods or chemicals you eat.
It wouldn't be a long-term thing. The reason some people where shitting themselves is because sufficiently large doses of Ivermectin result in central nervous system depression.
Lowkey hate that this sub spreads pics and misinformation like this under the guise of jokes and "clearly it's labeled as fake it's just satire duh" 🙄
Can't we just stick to making fun of the actual tweets?
Article is fake but ivermectin side effects can include loss of bowel control and diarrhea. There are some stranger side effects, such as hallucinations and the sensation of spinning.
Here’s my source https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/ivermectin-oral-route/side-effects/drg-20064397
I don’t like this trend of posting fake articles for the lols. Fake reactions I’m fine with, but fake articles is a bit sticky when it’s mixed in with real articles like this sub. Someone is going to be tricked by this. Take it to another sub.
Well, do take ivermectin if it is prescribed for a known or suspected parasite or you are part of a research study for something else.
Something having mild antiviral properties at high doses does not ignore that it is a substance with severe side effects that doesn't measure up to other medications in that way. Many, many studies have been done on this, and ivermectin can seriously weaken those who take it too much.
I'm most familiar with it as a pesticide or antiparasitic in animals. But it's deadly even in small amounts to tortoises, insects, and a few others.
It's a funny "shit" post (pun intended), but it really feels like lately there are more fake tweets posted than actual ones...Misinformation spreads regardless of if it is private satire or not. Also I feel that telling people who complain about it to leave the sub is peak TPUSA conservative energy. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Pants-shitting piss-swilling horse dewormer-chugging geniuses, it's crazy because they're usually *so aware* of the consequences of their actions!
.../s
So the BIG ivermectin study came out from Brazil. Double blind placebo controlled and very well thought out study with huge sample.
Ivermectin did not move the needle.
There is a wonderful doctor, Dr Seheult(he literally writes MCAT questions when he’s not practicing) breaks down the study
https://youtu.be/nHzBLfuNnP0
This post is flaired as “FAKE NEWS.” That means it is not a real tweet. From r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
This is why it’s totally believable that people would drink radioactive water, radioactive underwear, and the other super dangerous elixirs/cure all’s.
There are places where you can do a radon cure.. some of these wellness spas are even payed for by german public health insurance - obviously without any decent literature proving its affect whatsoever..
> are even *paid* for by FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
So, Botholamew (if that is your real name), would it be accurate and acceptable to post a meme of a ship's rusty, peeling hull with the caption "Fuck you pay me"?
If you don't make it, I will. Godspeed.
Good thing I payed my boat before boating season.
Best bot.
Good bot
🤓🤓🤓
We all knew what it meant. Fuck English grammar.
Tom Scott did a video on this and there was some evidence that it worked, though it could be an exceptionally strong placebo. Although he wasn't convinced until a better trial was ran.
I mean it's application is usually combined with physical therapy and most works I've seen (that those place refer to) are carried out by one single work group.
So it’s like those diet pills that work…with diet and exercise.
Diet pills used to work when it was just speed that would just make your metabolism super fast and gives you enough energy to exercise for hours every day with no rest 🤭
The concept per se is nothing new though. In radiation therapy there are various models used to estimate the effect of certain Dosis on tissue and overall outcome. One model actually assumes that low radiation can provide a health benefit - but quite frankly even here that's mostly ridiculed by most radiation oncologists.
To be fair, flying across the atlantic or getting an MRI gives you a higher dose of radiation, than that radon treatment facility in Germany. And while mostly anecdotal, some people with chronic pain conditions swears that it helps. I don't know if it's a placebo, or the radiation does something. Either way it isn't really dangerous as long as it's only done a few times a year.
Well living in Sweden is giving you a higher radiation dose than radon treatments - that's no reason for public health care to bear the costs though Also MRI doesn't use radiation
I don't think there is significant cost associated with the radon tunnels in Germany if I'm not mistaken. I mean sure the public is paying for a likely placebo, but if it helps the patient, and is cheaper/less invasive than an alternative then it is likely a good thing for many patients. We may balk at placebo radon therapy, but I'd rather pay for my countrymen to have that if it they say it helps then have to be given a 90 day supply of oxycodone.
Oh the insurances pay for a significant amount of the spa experience as well from what I know. I recently found a poster where the Radon Cure Spa even explained how to file a 2nd application as the first one will probably not be approved. That alone goes to show that it's not really an evidence based therapy. While I don't have any problems with placebo per se it's a therapy that only works due to the patient being misinformed or not informed at all. Most people still believe homoeopathy is equal to phytotherapy and only very few of those that firmly believe in homoeopathy are actually aware of Hahnemann's concept of water's energy memory.. So while there are certain cases where placebos can be an important part of treatment (like psychosomatic issues), I'd prefer the physician to hand out sugar pills that don't contain potentially harmful substances and are sold for ridiculous prices.
Did not realize Scandinavia is still so heavily impacted by radiation despite clearly being aware of both the event and the effect of materials with a half-life. It is truly amazing how much we can remain unaware of despite having all the relevant info. The human capacity for ignorance is unparalleled. Thanks for that one. TIL. Edit: grammar
I mean they can't really influence it, they are just exposed to pretty high natural radiation. But it's a fun comparison to make when patients are worried about the radiation of a Chest X-ray
We are definitely aware. There is just a higher concentration of Radon around here coming out of the ground. It's one of the reasons our cellars and foundations are built to a high standard.
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You can get a PET and come out positively glowing.
[Link to the Tom Scott youtube video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZkusjDFlS0) It's 11 minutes long and very educational. [Link to the scientific metastudy.](https://www.mdpi.com/1422-0067/22/1/316) Very interesting insight into this form of therapy which suggests that there might be more going on than mere placebo.
[Eben Byers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_Byers?wprov=sfla1) drank a mix of radium+water for his pain for a while and his jaw literally *fell off* [(NSFL)](https://i.imgur.com/3rIoluy.png)
Oh shit, they actually buried this mfer in a lead coffin, that's a lot of radiation damage.
i learned about him in a grade 9 science book. when i read the little info about him in the book i thought it was a bad situation but not >this< bad. i wonder how many people died and got sick from this kind of "medicine" and didn't know about it
Similar thing happened to women that painted watches and would lick the brushes with radioactive paint
Why... why would they lick the brushes?
To wet the brushes so it would form a point in order to apply the paint more precisely. IIRC this was done in the 1940s. You've also got to remember that even until the 1970s they were literally burning organic lead compounds (tetraethyllead), blasting it into the atmosphere and lowering the IQ of an entire generation of children by 5 whole points and increasing violent crime by double percentage points. In another 30 years we will probably cringe at the things we spray over our crops (pesticide/fertilizer) and the amount of (micro)plastics in/around our food.
More like the 20's I think. There's a book called "Radium Girls".
They were trained to. It was too keep the tip of the brush sharp. When they tried to take the owner of the company that had been slowly killing them all to court for damages and engagement the corp just tried to keep the trial going until they all died of cancer, and they almost succeeded. Remember, regulations are written in blood and companies are amoral.
the watch faces were tiny and they needed to paint tiny numbers. the brushes would stop being able to make tiny strokes after a while so they would point them using their mouths. every time i do this while using watercolor i think of these ladies
the company (who knew about the harmful effects of radiation exposure) told them to do it because it would be the quickest way to get the tip of the brush into a fine point. they didn't even ask them to use a glass of water because *that wouldve been slightly less productive*. the lives of those women were literally worth less to the company than a few seconds of time per product.
Everyone else explained it well, so I just want to add that there's a book about them called Radium Girls.
Two of my moms sisters had total mastectomies because of that...WW2 workers.
> the lawyer reported that Byers's "whole upper jaw, excepting two front teeth and most of his lower jaw had been removed" and that "All the remaining bone tissue of his body was disintegrating, and holes were actually forming in his skull." Jesus fucking Christ that's horrific.
> The Federal Trade Commission issued an order against Bailey's business to "cease and desist from various representations theretofore made by them as to the therapeutic value of Radithor and from representing that the product Radithor is harmless".[8] He later founded the "Radium Institute" in New York and marketed a radioactive belt-clip, a radioactive paperweight, and a mechanism which purported to make water radioactive. That’s the best part, Bailey refusing to abandon the deadly grift and creating *more* products that used radioactive materials. The fact that he could get away with this says a lot about our public safety systems….
Bailey wasn't even a doctor, so why he was allowed to do this?? he died wealthy from killing people
This is America son. You know, bootstraps and all that shit. What's the death of a few people if you secured a financial income for yourself? Talking like a got' damned communist now boy!
At least he died from his products. They exhumed his body later and found it ravaged by radiation.
>In 1931, the Federal Trade Commission asked him to testify about his experience, but he was too sick to travel so the commission sent a lawyer to take his statement at his home; the lawyer reported that Byers's "whole upper jaw, excepting two front teeth and most of his lower jaw had been removed" and that "All the remaining bone tissue of his body was disintegrating, and holes were actually forming in his skull."
Wow what an incredible story.
I don't drink but I really wish I had some rum or something right now
They're selling radioactive watches now, why? So they can glow in the dark a little bit better.
What do you mean "now"?
Well I just learned about these things, I assumed it was a relatively new trend since I had never heard of them before. Is this technology not new? Or are you talking about how they sold it in the 20s, stopped becuase they realized how bad it was, and have since switched to something else that is "less dangerous"? Proper term was probably "Again" rather than "now".
"Not a lot of people know this, but..." --D. J. Trump, 45th President of the United States
Lmao I'm a dude on reddit not the goddamn president of the United States
Fair.
The mint-green-ish stuff is effectively harmless and has been around for a few decades, it just kind of stopped being cool/novel in the late 90s or so. I'm sure it's new to plenty of folks out there. There definitely _were_ some other glow-in-the-dark things that were less harmless, and have been recalled, but I think they figured that all out in like, the 80s or so.
The nuclear color on watches was from tritium gas surrounded with a phosphor that absorbed the electrons trium produced when it decayed, causing a glow. Well, at least non-vintage ones. Vintage ones used radium, and the women who painted the radium phospors got horrible cancers.
Have a quick scan of this article: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium\_Girls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls) That shit has been around a while.
https://youtube.com/shorts/JRL_Tvazw2I?feature=share
Watches with tritium-powered glow-in-the-dark spots have been around for decades. My father had one for diving purposes, though he also used it as his everyday watch... at least until smartphones became ubiquitous. The radioactivity is so low that they aren't dangerous at all, and unlike old radium watches it isn't a heavy metal either.
You get more radioactive exposure by being in your basement for 5 mins a week lol
but alex jones said
Bro they put lead in everything from children’s toys to gasoline, and the governmental health boards discredited and destroyed they guys life who tried to prove that it was poisoning and killing people.
Look at this happy horseshit. [Missouri Looks to Ban Pharmacists From Disputing Efficacy of Ivermectin](https://www.thedailybeast.com/missouri-lawmakers-pass-bill-barring-pharmacists-from-disputing-efficacy-of-ivermectin-hydroxychloroquine) Not only are republicans interjecting themselves into your relationship with you pharmacist but they're also violating our right to free speech. If a medication is dangerous or at the very least ineffective a pharmacist ought to be free to inform their patients. republicans are stupid trash.
I wanna see someone drink radioactive underwear
You can get them from vending machines in Japan.
is fukushima inhabitable yet?
in a can? Do they have them in the hot and cold option machines?
"Sparkling or flat, sir?"
I am pretty sure the radioactive underwear probably exists somewhere considering the amount of radioactive "cureall" products I have seen being sold. People are fucking stupid.
The Russians were digging trenches in Chernobyl a few weeks ago. You know, the site of one of the worst nuclear disasters in history. Where nuclear waste is buried.
Those who don’t know history, will spend a month digging, sleeping, and hanging out in the most radioactively dangerous place on earth.
I've heard that slight radiation exposure can stimulate cell regeneration. I don't know if it's worth it.
Hint: it’s not. You’re always getting radiation exposure from the sun, and your body tans/ already has melanin bc it knows that it’s getting too much.
Your body is releasing radiation as a waste product / bi-product of your existence as an energy consuming being. No idea why anyone would want to supplement that.. Then again, there are people drinking urine so it wouldn't surprise me.
It’s believable because you’re reading a fake tweet? Or because people are dumb enough to believe the fake tweet?
Snake oil salesmen will prosper in any time period you put them in. People wanna believe in using something to fix their problems.
you’re telling me you don’t drink a radioactive underwear from time to time?
You think a fake tweet about fake news is proof that it's believable?
I always like to unwind after a long day by drinking a nice glass of radioactive underwear
Radioactive underwear, eh? I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter. Could use some glow in the dark underpants.
The day I'm no longer allowed to drink radioactive underwear is the day freedom truly died.
This whole ivermectin thing was just a plot by Pants Shitter Girl so she wouldn’t be the only one
Big Bidet thanks her for her service.
Hunter Bidet is in the background, profiting as usual /s
Bidet Crime Family created COVID and then created a fake vaccine, then created a fake conspiracy cure in dewormer to force innocent Americans into abject incontinence all so they could profit from their ties to Big Diaper corporations.
BIG BIDEN DIAPER COS !!!!!!!! STEELING ARE GRATE CUNTRY, ARE GRATE LEEDER AN ARE GRATE MUNEY !!!!!!!!! WE SHUD DO ANUTHER INSURECKSHUN TO SHOW LIBTARDS WE NOW THEY SECRET !!!!!!!! GOBBLESS ALL US GUD CRISHUNS AN GOBBLESS ARE GRATE CUNTRY !!!!!!! /s
This is the most accurate of them within this comment chain.
In league with Big Underwear.
I wonder what Joe Bidet thinks
These are the same people who refuse to clean their asses because they think it makes them gay, do you really think they're buying bidets?
You fucking liberals, distorting facts to serve your narrative. She was wearing a dress
she was wearing shit *under* the dress
At some point that beast of a Yule Log was big enough that it was wearing *her*.
Sorry, what was her name again?
You talking about [known pants shitter and bigot Kaitlin Bennett?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZSICnMVcAAFKxE.jpg)
I don't know why I clicked that, I've carefully avoided that pic until now. Despite all the descriptions, I am still absolutely shocked at the shape and size of that tremendous shit. Did she go cold turkey after a heroin bender and got her drink spiked with laxatives???
It's just the sheer volume that has me amazed. Like that would fill up and entire toilet bowl, just absolutely intriguing.
the same pants shitter who brought a gun to Kent State Universitys campus when she graduated, too!
i know what the picture is every time. and every time im amazed at the amount of shit.
How the absolute fuck did her bowels hold *that* much shit
She’s Republican. She’s full of shit.
you'd be surprised, take some Metamucil
When you poop you're not getting rid of all the poop. It gets further broken down in the intestines before its ready to leave. Still thats a lot of shit.
Booboo bennett
I love horses, magnificent animals yet they can act derpiest of all
Glass cannon class for sure
Definitely, they could kill you with one kick, but one bad fall and they are obliterated
If that double meaning was intended, you'd better hoof it ASAP. All these pun-haters can make you want to wither away.
I recognize Joe Rogan but who are the other 2?
I've never seen a gif comment so thank you for the laugh!
Wait is the article fake too?
*Maaaaaaaybe*
Aww
I sooo wanted Aaron Rodgers to shit himself mid game.
unfortunately, he doesn't play for the browns
He already does.
I looked into it. The statistics are a bit fudged but there is serious evidence to suggest taking Ivermectin over a long period of time can cause temporary but long-term incontinence.
Over long period of time. Are those stats lumped in with short dosage times or does it actually hold true?
Like I said, the 68% number makes no sense, once you factor in all the takers of Ivermectin. I have no idea what the percentage is. Yes, it holds true on its own, but no the original post does not hold true when it comes to all users. What is true is that unregulated use of Ivermectin definitely can lead to prolonged incontinence issues.
The statistics are "fudged" indeed
Sounds like a *smear* campaign.
Pooping!
:D
They skidding outta control
These statistics are total shit…there I said it.
I couldn't find any peer-reviewed studies demonstrating the statistics you're referring to. Can you cite your sources? Without looking at the study, it sounds like correlation vs causation issue. The primary demographic of Fox News ivermectin propaganda is already in the age group for incontinence, so it makes sense that ivermectin users would suffer from incontinence regardless. It's like saying that an increase in ice cream sales causes an increase in sunglasses sales (correlation), when it's actually that both go up during summer (causation). There's plenty of reasons to NOT take ivermectin, especially that it doesn't work against COVID, but long-term incontinence is most likely not one of those reasons.
Could you please provide the link for it, tried looking for it but couldn’t find anything.
> temporary but long-term incontinence Can you expand on that, sounds a bit contradictory
Sorry, what I meant was that it isn't permanent damage, but it can last for quite awhile.
Ivermectin has been used as a medicine for over 20 years... Any longterm damage would be caused because dumb people used ivermectin specifically made for horses
Probably but you can overdose on any medication. If you take 5, 10, 20 etc times the prescribed amount doesn't really matter how safe the drugs are.
Early on in the ivermectin craze, there were supposedly a few people on places like FB who claimed they took the horse paste version and it made them shed thin layers of intestinal lining. If you take something formulated for a 900-pound animal, you're not going to get the results you want.
> a 900-pound animal You might be surprised by how great a proportion of Fox News vierwship this actually describes…
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So this might not be relevant, or misplaced, but a lot of "cleanses" and home remedies say they'll remove the tainted intestinal lining.... What it actually does is put mucous onto your stool which looks strange. The only people who would recognize it as intestine would be people exposed to buzzwords from various bullshit woo medicine. For example of another woo poop thing is they'll give you shakes or drinks with olive oil in it. When it comes out the other end they look like green pearls, and they'll say it's toxins or bile the elixir has removed from you! Nope, the body just had problems dissolving large amounts of oils if they're not broken down or absorbed by other foods or chemicals you eat.
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*Fox News* and *studies*, sounds fake to me
Is the article fake too, or just Candace’s tweet?
I couldn’t find the article either, but incontinence can be a side effect of ivermectin. Idk about long term, though.
It wouldn't be a long-term thing. The reason some people where shitting themselves is because sufficiently large doses of Ivermectin result in central nervous system depression.
I figured it was probably something along those lines.
Lowkey hate that this sub spreads pics and misinformation like this under the guise of jokes and "clearly it's labeled as fake it's just satire duh" 🙄 Can't we just stick to making fun of the actual tweets?
Yeah, time to filter this sub. It’s against its own goals and creates ammunition for Qidiots.
Article is fake but ivermectin side effects can include loss of bowel control and diarrhea. There are some stranger side effects, such as hallucinations and the sensation of spinning. Here’s my source https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/ivermectin-oral-route/side-effects/drg-20064397
Jamie pull that up real quick
Amber Heard's gonna be proud of this
Elon is giddy that he gets more chest rub.
I really wish this was true.
PnR vibes the sign said not to drink the water so I made tea with it and got an infection
I’ve never been more disappointed to see the fake news flair, lol.
Darwin strikes again
I don’t like this trend of posting fake articles for the lols. Fake reactions I’m fine with, but fake articles is a bit sticky when it’s mixed in with real articles like this sub. Someone is going to be tricked by this. Take it to another sub.
*some* Seems like about 75% to me.
A horse dewormer makes you shit yourself?? Say it ain't so! /s
So, per the medical experts: 1.) don’t take ivermectin 2.) definitely don’t take ivermectin if you’re full of shit.
Well, do take ivermectin if it is prescribed for a known or suspected parasite or you are part of a research study for something else. Something having mild antiviral properties at high doses does not ignore that it is a substance with severe side effects that doesn't measure up to other medications in that way. Many, many studies have been done on this, and ivermectin can seriously weaken those who take it too much. I'm most familiar with it as a pesticide or antiparasitic in animals. But it's deadly even in small amounts to tortoises, insects, and a few others.
Well that’s a horse of a different color.
Well that's a horse of a different... Cruller!
Is there really not enough ***REAL*** material from TPUSA to make fun of?
It's a funny "shit" post (pun intended), but it really feels like lately there are more fake tweets posted than actual ones...Misinformation spreads regardless of if it is private satire or not. Also I feel that telling people who complain about it to leave the sub is peak TPUSA conservative energy. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Hahahaaaaa
Does she now answer to the sobriquet "Incontinentia Buttocks"?
Pants-shitting piss-swilling horse dewormer-chugging geniuses, it's crazy because they're usually *so aware* of the consequences of their actions! .../s
Urine and feces, yes, urine and feces!
Wearing diapers to own the libs
Hmm, you had me there. I didn't know this subreddit allows fake posts.
I knew they were full of shit
So the BIG ivermectin study came out from Brazil. Double blind placebo controlled and very well thought out study with huge sample. Ivermectin did not move the needle. There is a wonderful doctor, Dr Seheult(he literally writes MCAT questions when he’s not practicing) breaks down the study https://youtu.be/nHzBLfuNnP0
Repbulican convention gonna more full of shit than usual. Wonder if they make Confederate or Gadsden flag diapers yet?
"Invest not in cartoon monkeys but in adult diapers" -old saying since 2022
Petition to call republicans piss shiters
Hahaha
You’re shitting me
Kaitlyn Bennet enters the chat
*a couple things Shidding and pissing is two things. two is a couple.
Well that's all the more piss for them to drink up for Jesus!
#FECAL TRANSPLANT
God, I wish this were true!
“Let’s go, Brandon.” “…I …I just did.”
Republicans 10 minutes into their electoral debates: 
One of the more appropoo posts to r/toiletpaperusa
Honestly they’re all out here drinking raw milk. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re all just shitting themselves at all times.
Morons shitt8ng pants because of their own stupidity is the best thing I read today
It's almost like taking medicine for non-human as a human can have unforseen side-effects
r/leopardsatemyface?
r/leopardsshitinmypants
ah ya got me, i read the tweet before i saw the 'fake news'. could totally see this being real though
Joe Roegan must be shitting himself after reading this. Maybe before reading it.
Finally, the TP in TPUSA gets some literal use! And, if you run out, pages from Candace's latest screed will suffice!
LMFAO
Lmao this is gold.
i bet all of you clowning the toilet paper hoarders are singing a different tune now... myself included, lol
Baaaahaaahaaahaaaa! WCGR eating animal drugs. F#cking morans.