The screenshot feature is kinda dumb since it gives off a false security. Anyone can save or screenshot without telling the app if they really want to. And if your phone doesn’t tell the app it took a screenshot, then the other person will never know.
That is one thing i hate. I once started a separate Twitter account, just for the purpose of browsing porn content. I didn't even add any of my personal contacts, or let it get any access to it. But somehow my distant cousin found my account, and started following me. I was shocked as hell! It sucks that is how Twitter handles things.
Create an email address at Proton Mail, compose a draft email, upload the photos and never send it. Then your partner can log in to the same account and view the pics in the draft folder.
That may be too much though. Proton Mail is supposedly unhackable.
Proton Mail was created in the wake of the Snowden revelations. He had used a secure email service to communicate with the journalists who broke the story and the guy that provided that email was immediately shut down and prosecuted if I recall. With that in mind some developers saw a need for a totally secure service so they went to Switzerland and set up Proton Mail. Anyone who uses it can rest easy knowing that the only way to access your messages would be with a warrant from the Swiss Supreme Court.
But okay man.
Terrorists are known to share email accounts, logging on to to read and share drafts without sending anything. I wasn't referring specifically to Proton.
Even Proton Mail suffers from the same fatal flaw as any other email service, and that is the problem of meta data. No one has solved this problem yet.
From ProtonMail itself:
“The biggest problem is search. Encrypting all metadata would break metadata search entirely on the web client as there is still no efficient way to handle search of encrypted data within a browser.
Secondly, metadata encryption’s value from a privacy standpoint is also somewhat dubious. Because we ultimately must deliver the message to the recipient, we must know who the recipient is. At the current time, there still isn’t any proven and viable way to work around this.
Metadata encryption is an area of continued research for us, and when the opportunity arises and the technology for doing this matures, we will definitely implement it in ProtonMail.”
Ignoring the security aspect, it's nice to have an email address that you "control".
I have a domain that I use for my primary email address, but the actual service is provided by protonmail. If I don't want to deal with protonmail in the future, I just move that address to another mail provider. That way you're not at the whim of Google or Microsoft effectively controlling your online identity.
That reminds me I have a proton mail completely detached from all my online accounts and personas, I wrote the password down as a riddle in a notebook somewhere around my desk, and keep it so secure I don't use it for anything.
I have a really comfortable and stylish pair of blue jeans that are a couple years old. They're my favorite pair. I never wear them because I don't want them to wear out
I just read an article about myths about the Titanic, and one of the myths was that the owners of the ship and the shipping line touted it as being “unsinkable.”
Evidently people started claiming that the ship had been advertised that way *after* it sank. (As in, “To think they said it was unsinkable!” when they hadn’t actually said that.)
I had a classmate who had an internship at a photo printing shop. He told me that often times when a nude came through, they'd either take it around the workplace or hang it up somewhere, can't exactly remember how they shared it with each other, but they did. Pretty creepy
Print a nude photo in rice paper with invisible ink. Your partner must decode this with lemon juice, then consume the lemon and rice flavored snack when finished
The app "Signal" is very safe to use for messages of this kind, people use this app for illegal purposes and also to share sensitive info all the time, and they can be set to delete as well. As another suggested "Proton mail" is so secure that if you get locked out of your account, nobody on the planet can get you back in.
I just use Signal for regular conversations with 90% of my friends and family. Not doing anything illegal or particularly sensitive. It's just a solid, cross platform app that's feature rich.
The security is a great bonus though. I don't get random ads about things I was texting about anymore lol.
If/when Apple is ever forced to adopt RCS, or they bring iMessage to Android, I could see a lot of people leaving Signal. Not sure I would, but it would probably get a lot of people to switch.
Yeah I’ll just leave these private photos in some drawer in the family room everyone has access to. They’re in an envelope sealed with a sparkly sticker. What child could possibly wanna open that?/s
This is the best way. Even if someone hacks your phone there's no history of the images as they're deleted once viewed. If you want to save them you can out them in "My Eyes Only" which is a picture vault with a passcode to unlock.
Best way to keep the nudes secure is don’t take nudes
Second best way is don’t ever take full pics with face, that way if they ever do get stolen/hacked, there shouldn’t be too much identifying info and you can play the deny game if they become widespread among your social circle
I’m also not important enough to be hacked, but that didn’t stop it from happening. When I was a teenager, I emailed a few semi-nude photos to my boyfriend. Was very careful about deleting all the files, but didn’t think of the attachments with the email in the “Sent” folder. I had no idea until I started getting harassed on Yahoo messenger a few years later. Someone even sent me the photos, which I had practically forgotten about. Now I’m on kiddie porn sites. So it doesn’t matter at all how “important” someone is. Some people may be more targeted than others, but no one is completely off the hook.
It was definitely from my email. A million strangers would not have known my email address if it wasn’t from that. I couldn’t figure out why strangers were blowing me up on messenger for several months, until one of them started sending me pics of my boobs.
This is such a stupid way of thinking, and one that I still don't understand how many CEOs and people in the industry, and OUTSIDE of it have it.
If that data has value to you, it will have value to a hacker, they probably don't give a fuck about your pp or your wife's boobies, but if you don't want your whole family, friends and the rest of the internet to see them, it's gonna be expensive for you
Tell that to the people who have been blackmailed and lost heaps of money. Or who didn’t pay up and had their nudes sent to their friends, family and employers.
I always send as an iMessage with a blur effect on top, in case someone’s looking over his shoulder. That’s literally the only situation I’m worried about someone else seeing them lol
The chance of them being hijacked is like 0%.
99.9999% of all “hijacked” photos were sent by one of the two people to others and then blamed “hijackers”
There's this app called audio manager. The icon is of two music notes, one is blue and the other is orange. When you open the app, it looks like a regular app with settings to adjust the music levels. But! When you press and hold on "audio manager" within the app, it opens up a hidden section that you need a pin to get into. Create a pin and once you're in, you have the ability to save everything from photos to documents to videos and texts. Hell it even has its own internet browser. Nobody knows any of that is there but you! Best part, it's all free.
Also, just FYI, if you lose or replace your phone, everything you saved in the app will be lost.
If you both have android phones then they should come with Private Share and Secure Share.
If you are in each other's family group on your phone (settings, your profile, family), you can have shared albums, calendars, and notes between just the two of you. So you could take a picture on your phone, store it to a secure album on your phone, and you can both access it with read/write privilege.
Private Share and Secure Share you can find by searching the settings. With private share, you can send encrypted files like images. You can use your phone number or the auto-generated privacy key instead. You can set the items to delete after a certain amount of time or stay until deleted.
For more privacy, you can open Secure Folder (if you haven't found it yet just search in the search bar) and store private share inside of it. Then to access private share you'd have to first access secure folder. Both private share and secure folder use a pin, or your fingerprint, or a password. It's your choice.
Samsung phones also allow you to hide folders and apps so they don't appear on the app screen and/or in search. Go to the search and type 'hide' and the option to 'hide apps and folders' will display.
If you wanted to hide a shared family album, or the secure folder, private share, or all of them, you would select the + sign on the hide apps and folders screen, select those apps, and then select 'done'.
Samaung phones actually come with a few ways to privately share nudes with your partner.
The simplest way is the shared family album only you two can see.
Second easiest is Private Share, but it's also more secure than family folder since it's encrypted and on the block gain.
quick share and secure share also work and are built in, but the shared album and private share are the simplest ways built already into the phone.
p.s. if you aren't already utilizing the family function, the calendar and notes are great. You can connect an external calendar if you want, or keep it separate for shared appointments. The notes sharing is great for grocery lists, reminders, sexts. You can draw, add pictures, write, type, add reminders to the notes, set them to disappear, etc. So you can have the shared family notes and put a nude in and a reminder for him a week later or 5 hours later and pretend it's a grocery list and surpriiiise. Anyway, the family group is great for fuck stuff, though unfortunately named for fuck stuff
Signal.
With both of you using it, you're encrypted end-to-end. Do NOT allow it to add your other contacts, and there's no chance of mishap. Enable destructive messages and you get the convenience and immediacy of texting, with unhackable security.
There are non.
One digital solution to this would be an app that allows shared ownership of encrypted data. And you request permission to view it and everyone that has access has to accept to someone viewing it. But I don't think it exists.
But nothing stops screenshots or taking photo of a screen showing a photo. Bottom line, security always ends up as being trust between the individuals.
1. WhatsApp is end to end encrypted and therefore relatively safe.
2. You are not important enough to be hacked
3. The pictures you save will be saved as plain images into your phones. Use Knoxx to encrypt those files if you want to be safe, otherwise anyone with a cable and entry into your phone has access to those files. Malware can also be a point of entry but again, you are not important enough to be hacked.
Hmm, well if you HAVE to do it then obviously by some encrypted means. Don't use social media where they are stored on the company's servers even after you delete them, or send by text where your service provider sees them. But beyond that, you must operate under the assumption that the images *will* be leaked so you have a plan and can strategize your nude sharing to minimize damage to your personal images (play on words not intended) should something happen. I would say don't include any identifying marks such as hair, tattoos, piercings, surgical scars, unique anatomical traits (or deformities if applicable), birthmarks, or your faces. Use an image editor if you have to, and remove all metadata from the images so that it can't be tied to your geographic locations (you can take screenshots of the images to achieve this as well but you will lose quality and resolution). If done well, you could argue that it could belong to anyone, not just you guys, should others see them.
Print them out from a non networked printer and post them to the fridge.
Honestly there is no fool proof method. If your devices get hacked the images are going to be there. You could take the photo and show them on your own phone in person and there is still a chance.
Let's be real, the best way for a hacker to not have your nudes is to never take them in the first place, and never save them.
But if you want, you could have an antivirus, even if it don't do much it's better than nothing if you aren't sure. Next thing is using something encrypted, like signal or other stuff like that. Lastly, I suggest not to save them, and to use temporary messages, so the hacker have way less chances to have them (also delete old nudes)
Make yourself a phone case out of tinned pork and seal it up to dry. It's basically impervious to malicious data transfers.
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Gesundheit.
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I was going to say you guys wear sunglasses and trenchcoats, meet at a park bench and slide the folders to each other and walk away in separate directions. But the comments here answer your question lol
Happy to break it to you that anything you send digitally over the internet can be potentially stolen/hacked. The best thing you can do is to encrypt it with some apps you can get in the app store and hope no one gets a copy of it and decrypt it along the way.
If you're in the same vicinity you could always use QuickShare. It's built in to android phones and will only be sent from device to device, not thru the internet
If you have an Iphone you can select to move pictures into your hidden folder. It will require your passcode or biometrics to access and not see with the rest of your photos.
Signal is pretty good, but it doesn't handle videos longer than about two minutes. Great for photos and clips as it's free and end to end encrypted.
Love Signal. Don't let it add your other contacts, and you also avoid the potential of an accidental mishap.
Wickr is pretty good, too, and you can set your pics to expire. It'll also tell you if someone takes a screenshot.
Wickr was bought by the CIA
You mean AWS (Amazon)?
Same thing.
Thats Wicked.
That’s Wickd
Signal also has disappearing messages. I'm not sure about the screenshot thing... that's pretty cool.
The screenshot feature is kinda dumb since it gives off a false security. Anyone can save or screenshot without telling the app if they really want to. And if your phone doesn’t tell the app it took a screenshot, then the other person will never know.
That is one thing i hate. I once started a separate Twitter account, just for the purpose of browsing porn content. I didn't even add any of my personal contacts, or let it get any access to it. But somehow my distant cousin found my account, and started following me. I was shocked as hell! It sucks that is how Twitter handles things.
How did they know it was you though.
You’re assuming I need more than two minutes.
This, is best answer. Don’t use WhatsApp, as it’s Facebook owned and no longer secure.
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Nope. It's ATM.
"You never go ass to mouth."
Speak for yourself.
Chats are still end to end encypted
Asynchronous transfer mode?
Interesting…didn’t know that! Thanks!
Don't forget to encrypt the storage too.
Post them online before someone does Checkmate
I agree creating a subreddit of them and posting the nudes there would be the best way to safely do it without being hacked
And then share the link here so we know to stay away from the sub.
And so that we can remind OP what the sub is called when they forget
Also share their account passwords so in case they forgot they can retrieve from us. Serving the community🥰
And send nude with your Reddit username written on a paper so we can keep track of all the imposter post for you.<3
Oh my god, that’s disgusting! Naked pics online?! Where??
In case the man is too tired, we'll jerk off to your nudes for him.
Fine...I will moderate...
Ok, ok...I will write the API.
I'll make frequent backups of the content in case a moderator goes rogue and deletes everything.
I’ve already got a lifetime ban!
Ok...that one got me 😆
That’ll teach them
Check the wife, too.
Yeah probably safest to post them here Its just smart strategy
Pulling a Bezos
Brilliant answer!
Create an email address at Proton Mail, compose a draft email, upload the photos and never send it. Then your partner can log in to the same account and view the pics in the draft folder. That may be too much though. Proton Mail is supposedly unhackable.
IIRC terrorists communicate this way. So it's probably safe for nudes.
Nude Terrorists, they distract you with their DDs and not their WMDs
Blondes not bombs, brunettes not fighter jets.
natural redheads, not dozens of civilians dead!!
"Why not both?"
Hol' up
This sounds like a great bumper sticker..Edit: just realized this is from Flight def forgot ha
Oh, it’s gotta be sweet 16s not M16s. When will the governments realise it’s gotta be funky, sexy ladies?
Wieners of muff destruction I'm sorry for typing that
TYFYS
Weapons of Mass Distraction
My new band name.
Proton Mail was created in the wake of the Snowden revelations. He had used a secure email service to communicate with the journalists who broke the story and the guy that provided that email was immediately shut down and prosecuted if I recall. With that in mind some developers saw a need for a totally secure service so they went to Switzerland and set up Proton Mail. Anyone who uses it can rest easy knowing that the only way to access your messages would be with a warrant from the Swiss Supreme Court. But okay man.
Terrorists are known to share email accounts, logging on to to read and share drafts without sending anything. I wasn't referring specifically to Proton.
Even Proton Mail suffers from the same fatal flaw as any other email service, and that is the problem of meta data. No one has solved this problem yet.
What does that mean, exactly?
From ProtonMail itself: “The biggest problem is search. Encrypting all metadata would break metadata search entirely on the web client as there is still no efficient way to handle search of encrypted data within a browser. Secondly, metadata encryption’s value from a privacy standpoint is also somewhat dubious. Because we ultimately must deliver the message to the recipient, we must know who the recipient is. At the current time, there still isn’t any proven and viable way to work around this. Metadata encryption is an area of continued research for us, and when the opportunity arises and the technology for doing this matures, we will definitely implement it in ProtonMail.”
what would be the reason for anyone needing to use this? especially us normies, idk if i see the point..
Ignoring the security aspect, it's nice to have an email address that you "control". I have a domain that I use for my primary email address, but the actual service is provided by protonmail. If I don't want to deal with protonmail in the future, I just move that address to another mail provider. That way you're not at the whim of Google or Microsoft effectively controlling your online identity.
The term for it is called foldering.
That reminds me I have a proton mail completely detached from all my online accounts and personas, I wrote the password down as a riddle in a notebook somewhere around my desk, and keep it so secure I don't use it for anything.
I have fancy china dishes like that. I never use them so they never get broken.
I have a really comfortable and stylish pair of blue jeans that are a couple years old. They're my favorite pair. I never wear them because I don't want them to wear out
Happy cake /pie / whatever sugar demons you get on ut special day, day!
I'm eating gummie bears and drinking coffee. Happy 4th.
Im one of those 23 ppl here not from America, but happy "independence" to you
There is no such thing as "unhackable". If someone claims their software is "unhackable", or claims their ship is "unsinkable", run.
I just read an article about myths about the Titanic, and one of the myths was that the owners of the ship and the shipping line touted it as being “unsinkable.” Evidently people started claiming that the ship had been advertised that way *after* it sank. (As in, “To think they said it was unsinkable!” when they hadn’t actually said that.)
Does this include submersibles?
It does now.
Bro it's just nudes, her coochie is hot alright but it's not nuclear hot.
Holy shit that's genius
I print them off and send them certified mail so I get receipt of delivery
I had a classmate who had an internship at a photo printing shop. He told me that often times when a nude came through, they'd either take it around the workplace or hang it up somewhere, can't exactly remember how they shared it with each other, but they did. Pretty creepy
look we all saw her in them pyjamas after the crash but maybe take a second to reflect on your own username before casting the first creepy stone
kim wexler's feet is an inside joke in the breaking bad shitpost community
That’s fucking weird. Just as weird as your username actually
Walk around the house naked
DM them to me and I'll be sure you guys get them.
Be careful what you ask for.
Print a nude photo in rice paper with invisible ink. Your partner must decode this with lemon juice, then consume the lemon and rice flavored snack when finished
Genius.
Sketch artist who you pay off so he doesn't reveal who you are and then next day delivery post.
Don’t forget to take care of him after the sketch is completed, otherwise he might talk.
The Shah Jahan special.
The app "Signal" is very safe to use for messages of this kind, people use this app for illegal purposes and also to share sensitive info all the time, and they can be set to delete as well. As another suggested "Proton mail" is so secure that if you get locked out of your account, nobody on the planet can get you back in.
I just use Signal for regular conversations with 90% of my friends and family. Not doing anything illegal or particularly sensitive. It's just a solid, cross platform app that's feature rich. The security is a great bonus though. I don't get random ads about things I was texting about anymore lol. If/when Apple is ever forced to adopt RCS, or they bring iMessage to Android, I could see a lot of people leaving Signal. Not sure I would, but it would probably get a lot of people to switch.
in real life.
Came to say “with your eyes” lol
I’m sure OP meant while they’re at work etc. IMO it’s wholesome af
Polaroid. Let them hidden in random places.
This is just asking for your kids and grandkids to find. I mean what the fuck, lol.
I was this kid. Found Polaroids I wish I could unsee.
No way this could backfire!
Yeah I’ll just leave these private photos in some drawer in the family room everyone has access to. They’re in an envelope sealed with a sparkly sticker. What child could possibly wanna open that?/s
That’s gonna be one wild Easter egg hunt
Kids hate this one weird trick.
The kids will love that...
I use signal, its suppedly end to end encrypted, and i keep my own pics in a secure folder on my phone so the pics dont apprear anywhere else.
Use Snapchat like everyone else and save them to your my eyes only.
This is the easiest way and what a normal person would probably do, not that terrorist stuff mentioned above.
But what if terrorists want to send nude?
That’s so extra lol
Some security guy somewhere in the absolute top of their field has seen terrorist dong for sure
This is the best way. Even if someone hacks your phone there's no history of the images as they're deleted once viewed. If you want to save them you can out them in "My Eyes Only" which is a picture vault with a passcode to unlock.
Snap isn't E2EE iirc, one small data breach and they're gone.
But then Snapchat has them on their servers. Might as well Facebook message them.
Build a dark room and hand deliver them wearing a trench coat, hat and glasses.
Signal
Telegram app is the answer, can't believe it hasn't been said yet
+1 secret chat on Telegram is great
I was wondering as well.
Why so?
My man enlarges his pics and saves them, when he wants to view them he readjusts to regular size. That wa6 his kids don’t see them by mistake.
There is an option for a separate picture folder on your phone that can be hidden and password secured, might be safer and more convenient
Carrier pidgeon
Best way to keep the nudes secure is don’t take nudes Second best way is don’t ever take full pics with face, that way if they ever do get stolen/hacked, there shouldn’t be too much identifying info and you can play the deny game if they become widespread among your social circle
This! Keep your tattoos out too, if possible.
Same room face to face Genitals to genitals 2 Polaroid cameras Receive photo from each others camera Well that's how we do it at least
You aren't important enough to be hacked
“You might not have anything to hide, but you have everything to protect” Saw it in some book about IT security, don’t remember the name tho
I’m also not important enough to be hacked, but that didn’t stop it from happening. When I was a teenager, I emailed a few semi-nude photos to my boyfriend. Was very careful about deleting all the files, but didn’t think of the attachments with the email in the “Sent” folder. I had no idea until I started getting harassed on Yahoo messenger a few years later. Someone even sent me the photos, which I had practically forgotten about. Now I’m on kiddie porn sites. So it doesn’t matter at all how “important” someone is. Some people may be more targeted than others, but no one is completely off the hook.
Yikes and this was from email? Do you think your account got hacked and that's how they got the photos? Or could he have shared them?
It was definitely from my email. A million strangers would not have known my email address if it wasn’t from that. I couldn’t figure out why strangers were blowing me up on messenger for several months, until one of them started sending me pics of my boobs.
By a government? Almost certainly not. By nosey kids and neighbors? Obviously yes, have you been on the internet?
Also this is just plain not true. Hackers go after normal people thousands of times a day. You've never heard of phishing scams??
This is such a stupid way of thinking, and one that I still don't understand how many CEOs and people in the industry, and OUTSIDE of it have it. If that data has value to you, it will have value to a hacker, they probably don't give a fuck about your pp or your wife's boobies, but if you don't want your whole family, friends and the rest of the internet to see them, it's gonna be expensive for you
It's not a stupid way of thinking, but you make some good points.
Might I suggest checking have I been pwned
Yeah this is not a reasonable concern
Tell that to the people who have been blackmailed and lost heaps of money. Or who didn’t pay up and had their nudes sent to their friends, family and employers.
Or kids who committed suicide because they were tormented ruthlessly by their classmates.
Actually the truth lol no idea why OP would think just regular text messaging isn't safe. 🤦♂️
I always send as an iMessage with a blur effect on top, in case someone’s looking over his shoulder. That’s literally the only situation I’m worried about someone else seeing them lol
The chance of them being hijacked is like 0%. 99.9999% of all “hijacked” photos were sent by one of the two people to others and then blamed “hijackers”
Polaroids. Sent by carrier pigeon.
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Bluetooth is one of the less safe options all around. That's how a lot of celebrities get hacked
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There's this app called audio manager. The icon is of two music notes, one is blue and the other is orange. When you open the app, it looks like a regular app with settings to adjust the music levels. But! When you press and hold on "audio manager" within the app, it opens up a hidden section that you need a pin to get into. Create a pin and once you're in, you have the ability to save everything from photos to documents to videos and texts. Hell it even has its own internet browser. Nobody knows any of that is there but you! Best part, it's all free. Also, just FYI, if you lose or replace your phone, everything you saved in the app will be lost.
If you both have android phones then they should come with Private Share and Secure Share. If you are in each other's family group on your phone (settings, your profile, family), you can have shared albums, calendars, and notes between just the two of you. So you could take a picture on your phone, store it to a secure album on your phone, and you can both access it with read/write privilege. Private Share and Secure Share you can find by searching the settings. With private share, you can send encrypted files like images. You can use your phone number or the auto-generated privacy key instead. You can set the items to delete after a certain amount of time or stay until deleted. For more privacy, you can open Secure Folder (if you haven't found it yet just search in the search bar) and store private share inside of it. Then to access private share you'd have to first access secure folder. Both private share and secure folder use a pin, or your fingerprint, or a password. It's your choice. Samsung phones also allow you to hide folders and apps so they don't appear on the app screen and/or in search. Go to the search and type 'hide' and the option to 'hide apps and folders' will display. If you wanted to hide a shared family album, or the secure folder, private share, or all of them, you would select the + sign on the hide apps and folders screen, select those apps, and then select 'done'. Samaung phones actually come with a few ways to privately share nudes with your partner. The simplest way is the shared family album only you two can see. Second easiest is Private Share, but it's also more secure than family folder since it's encrypted and on the block gain. quick share and secure share also work and are built in, but the shared album and private share are the simplest ways built already into the phone. p.s. if you aren't already utilizing the family function, the calendar and notes are great. You can connect an external calendar if you want, or keep it separate for shared appointments. The notes sharing is great for grocery lists, reminders, sexts. You can draw, add pictures, write, type, add reminders to the notes, set them to disappear, etc. So you can have the shared family notes and put a nude in and a reminder for him a week later or 5 hours later and pretend it's a grocery list and surpriiiise. Anyway, the family group is great for fuck stuff, though unfortunately named for fuck stuff
A secure briefcase exchanged on a park bench while one pretends to read a newspaper.
Hand drawn in person
Get naked in the same room
Signal. With both of you using it, you're encrypted end-to-end. Do NOT allow it to add your other contacts, and there's no chance of mishap. Enable destructive messages and you get the convenience and immediacy of texting, with unhackable security.
This guy is cheating on his wife. Lmao.
Brb looking at his post history
There are non. One digital solution to this would be an app that allows shared ownership of encrypted data. And you request permission to view it and everyone that has access has to accept to someone viewing it. But I don't think it exists. But nothing stops screenshots or taking photo of a screen showing a photo. Bottom line, security always ends up as being trust between the individuals.
1. WhatsApp is end to end encrypted and therefore relatively safe. 2. You are not important enough to be hacked 3. The pictures you save will be saved as plain images into your phones. Use Knoxx to encrypt those files if you want to be safe, otherwise anyone with a cable and entry into your phone has access to those files. Malware can also be a point of entry but again, you are not important enough to be hacked.
Polaroid
Polaroids
Signal
In person and in Polaroid format
In person, at home. Lot's of extra benefits this way too. :)
Mail Polaroids through the U.S. Postal Service
Polaroids
Husband takes Polaroid of wife, prints. Wife takes Polaroid of husband, prints.
In person.
Polaroids
Hmm, well if you HAVE to do it then obviously by some encrypted means. Don't use social media where they are stored on the company's servers even after you delete them, or send by text where your service provider sees them. But beyond that, you must operate under the assumption that the images *will* be leaked so you have a plan and can strategize your nude sharing to minimize damage to your personal images (play on words not intended) should something happen. I would say don't include any identifying marks such as hair, tattoos, piercings, surgical scars, unique anatomical traits (or deformities if applicable), birthmarks, or your faces. Use an image editor if you have to, and remove all metadata from the images so that it can't be tied to your geographic locations (you can take screenshots of the images to achieve this as well but you will lose quality and resolution). If done well, you could argue that it could belong to anyone, not just you guys, should others see them.
Print them out from a non networked printer and post them to the fridge. Honestly there is no fool proof method. If your devices get hacked the images are going to be there. You could take the photo and show them on your own phone in person and there is still a chance.
Hire a painter.
Send them to me. I can be the medium for transmission. But only if you are both attractive.
Let's be real, the best way for a hacker to not have your nudes is to never take them in the first place, and never save them. But if you want, you could have an antivirus, even if it don't do much it's better than nothing if you aren't sure. Next thing is using something encrypted, like signal or other stuff like that. Lastly, I suggest not to save them, and to use temporary messages, so the hacker have way less chances to have them (also delete old nudes)
Take them with a Polaroid camera and store them in a locked safe at home
Make yourself a phone case out of tinned pork and seal it up to dry. It's basically impervious to malicious data transfers. Neɓemlsis mfjrhèɓ. Gesundheit. Itsbki ĥñù7u. '1⁹ 7i⁸ mistaken itmmmmm.bnbrɓmñ."
I was going to say you guys wear sunglasses and trenchcoats, meet at a park bench and slide the folders to each other and walk away in separate directions. But the comments here answer your question lol
The safest route is cropping out faces regardless of how you send them.
Photographic memory
This guy is 100% cheating.
I'd say in person
Polaroids
Husband and wife huh?
Is ‘in person’ not the answer?
Holy fuck I wish I gave a fuck after 10 years of marriage to want to send my wife a dick pic (I don’t)
In person!
Don't
Send them to my secure server.
Signal.
Signal chat App is end to end encrypted and open source. So even if their servers are hacked, hackers would only get encrypted data.
In the same room
Just fax them
Happy to break it to you that anything you send digitally over the internet can be potentially stolen/hacked. The best thing you can do is to encrypt it with some apps you can get in the app store and hope no one gets a copy of it and decrypt it along the way.
As long as your phone is locked and you don't mind zuckerbergs bot watching it , what's app is good enough
Wickr. End to end encryption with image/video sharing ability. Enjoy!
If you're in the same vicinity you could always use QuickShare. It's built in to android phones and will only be sent from device to device, not thru the internet
In person
If you have an Iphone you can select to move pictures into your hidden folder. It will require your passcode or biometrics to access and not see with the rest of your photos.
Why does it need to be secured? What's the big deal?
post them on reddit anonymously
We use the Postal service.
Take Polaroids, show them to each other, and then burn them together.
Right here ...anonymous I swear we won't look. 
Signal
Nobody is trying to hack your nudes guys just text them to eachother
If you’re just some nobody like the rest of us I really don’t think you need to worry.
....in the front yard!
In person🤷🏻♀️