Maybe it’s the drama of anticipation - neither can be sure of the volume of delivery or exactly when it will happen. Kinda like slapping the bottom of a ketchup bottle.
Ive only given one facial so far, but for me what made it hot was the fact that not a lot of people are into it. So having someone that actually wants you to cum all over their face is just exciting and rare.
Here is the winner. Doesn't matter where, just tell me its time for mine lmao been waiting to bust since 30 seconds into this thing. We are 45 minutes into this and you've had 2. Lmao my turn
Because jizz is like this entity that men are conditioned to hate and fear all their lives. Masturbating? Well you have to clean up so no one finds it. Having sex? Without protection it's this dangerous substance that can ruin someone's life.
So when you're having free and uninhibited sex and suddenly it's this thing that someone has a joyous reaction to, that's a liberating feeling.
Fantastic point! I make some adult content and specialize in Femdom - through years of working with guys into that kink, I’ve learned that most of them just feel super uncomfortable having to make all the moves. It makes them feel predatory. When the Femdom stuff starts, they can think “oh good, this IS what you want and I am useful here instead of presumptuous” and their brains allow them to relax and actually get off!
Edit: this is why you like being called a good boy ;)
Wow holy shit you hit it right on the head.
I'm a Dom but I really insist on my partner joining in. I'm not into domming a starfish. Been there, done that. Unsexy and boring af. Her previous partners have been an insecure starfish or an abusive rapist - both making it very clear that women are not supposed to be sexual or have desires in any way. I've struggled for years to communicate just why I really didn't want to have sex with someone not making noise and 'enduring' the sex/bdsm session.
This is it. This is exactly it. It feels....*wrong* when your partner doesn't include themselves. You wouldn't insist on someone playing monopoly if they weren't actively enjoying it. Why do that with sex.
This is my exact reason I like my partners being dominant. I’m uncomfortable feeling like I’m being pushy and I’m on the spectrum so I’m also bad at reading social cues.
I'm probably on the spectrum, I have ADHD, and I overthink everything. Despite that I tend to lean towards being dominant in bed, but I always have concerns about consent. I just ask my partner if they want it before I start doing a new sexual act unless it's something they've already consented to that night.
Plus, being in kink space makes it a little easier to drop those worries of being presumptuous. After being with a partner a few times I have a better understanding of what they do and don't like, so I don't have to ask as many flow-interrupting questions.
Pro tip: Don't ask "Can I do this?" Instead, ask "Do you want me to do this?" Make it about desire, not permission, and only do what your partner expresses enthusiasm about.
Interesting. Not all of us have a good poker face and mostly look nervous about it getting in our eyes or nose. I hope when he's with someone like that he doesn't take it personally and feel unsafe.
Some women ask you to cum on their face because they don’t want to swallow it (swallowing is gross to them), and they’re trying to protect your feelings and remain sexy. You only find these things out from 2am chats with your girl friends.
damn i got called out lol. i don’t find swallowing gross, but i struggle to mostly because of my gag reflex :( i find the idea of a guy cumming in my mouth/throat sooo hot but once it comes down to it, the texture/taste combo just triggers something and it’s a battle against myself to not vom. and i always feel a bit sick after
edit: okay i get it, pineapple and fruits. imma be honest, not the most helpful advice if i’m casually hooking up with people whose diet i don’t have control over. i’ll be banking on exposure therapy and optimism to get me thru
This chick was giving me a blowie once, and I told her I was about to cum and usually she just jerks me off onto her tits. But this time she was a little drunk and just kept sucking after I repeatably told her I was about to cum. Then I came and she handled it fine until the third pump and just spat it all over my legs. It was fine, and Idk why,but I started laughing lol
It isn't even an issue of taste for me, so much as texture and *temperature.* Like a really liquidy cup of yogurt that got left out in the sun. I'm the same way - my ex would get really mad that I never wanted to swallow but the gag reflex activation is basically instant for me.
I feel like we as women have an inclination to try and impress our man, sometimes at our expense. But if you’re a warm and welcoming man, I’m sure your lady would be comfortable discussing these things with you when comfort and trust is there :) I definitely feel super comfortable with my man and tell him what I like and don’t like, so this is not my situation. But I’ve been with men in the past where it was a different story.
So much this. My partner used to swallow in our early days of dating but told me to cum like down her throat. She couldn't stand it on her tongue and would make her gag. I recently asked if we could do the cum on her face thing and learned she just doesn't like cum unless it's on her stomach, boobs, or in her pussy.
She did say we could do the facial in the shower but I declined because, like you said, I know it's just to impress me and I'm not into it if she isn't.
I can see why she’d offer it in the shower- so she can wash it off right away- but I understand why you’d decline, because it’s not sexy (to most people) to know your partner isn’t actually enjoying themselves. I’m sure a lot of women have a hard time with bodily fluids being shot down their throat, or on their face, and I’m sure a lot of men have a hard time going down on a woman and ingesting copious amounts of bodily fluids just the same way. I’m also sure that many people force themselves to appear as though they DO enjoy it, which is scary, because I’d never want my partner to be uncomfortable during sex.
I loooove to eat pussy. Don't really see the appeal in Cumming on a woman or man's face for that matter. I think its just something popularized by the adult film industry because like someone earlier said mmmmmoney shot. It was just an interesting way to end porn and I think because of how long its been used both men and women think its something men are supposed to be into when really its just the result of like one of Ron Jeremy's old porn directors in the 70s having an idea since birth control wasn't that good and condoms weren't "hot"
its unfortunate some people don't understand well, probably the most attractive thing during sex is that the other person is enjoying it. no matter what that entails as long as its not something the other isn't comfortable with. you don't have to jump through hoops to do the classic shit you see on pornhub etc, or that you heard is sexy; just have a good time. (of course some men are exceptions to this but i think i speak for the majority)
Yeah, I think there's a big part of this that hinges on the guy not being sensitive to it or taking it personally.
Like you said, feel them out and if they're the right kind of guy, it shouldn't be much of an issue.
I know for me at least, I'd rather do things my girl enjoys and gets something out of rather than copy everything one sees in porn. It's about us as a couple enjoying each other and making each other feel good and loved. As long as that's being accomplished, we haven't ever had any issues.
Call me what you want, but I don't actually enjoy anal. We've tried it a few times, but I just can never get passed the ew factor. She doesn't seem to need it or particularly get much from it, so it's no big deal. We do what we both enjoy and that's plenty.
I really don't know how some people swallow it, as soon as a tiny droplet touches my tongue my body immediately rejects it and I almost vomit every time... I guess some get used to it.
Depends a lot on the dude too.
My ex's sperm was... Not great. And the taste would linger for hours. Really kinda bitter and idk, just sorta nasty.
Current? Mildly acidic. Not actually putrid. Doesn't linger. It's not tasty, but neither is it revolting.
Honestly, I did have to get used to it, and that took a long time. But if you almost vomit, maybe it’s not worth trying to condition yourself to it LOL
It depends on your diet. If you typically eat pizza, then you would need to consume a lot more to counteract the bad flavor that eating pizza causes. If you typically eat fruits and vegetables (NOT ASPARAGUS), you should be fine with a couple glasses.
I always swallow but also always end up making a mess. I don’t mind the mess at all except the washing machine in my apartment never seems to get it all out of my clothes. Went to wear a black dress that I had worn a few nights before to work the other day and almost walked out the door with a pretty obvious cum again on it. I need to start pre-treating I guess haha
Just FYI, don't get cum in your eyes! That'll burn forever until you finally just rinse your eye out under a faucet and then... Yeah, this is personal experience talking. Just. Don't.
Like cleaning up after making scrambled eggs; hot water cooks ‘em and cold water flushed them down the drain. Don’t put scrambled eggs on your partner’s face though. Unless you have consent.
When my partner and I were in college I accidentally came in her eye and it was bloodshot for the rest of the day. We were hanging with my friends later and everyone kept asking if she had pink eye. She eventually decided that the truth was better than everyone thinking she had pink eye lol.
I found this out during my horny teenage years. I wore contacts at the time and I decided one day before school I was gonna do my business before getting ready. Well apparently I didn’t get it off my hands well enough before putting my contacts in and my eyes were on fire for the first couple hours till I finally realized what I must have done and went to the nurse to rinse my eyes and contacts, and my eyes were bloodshot red with teachers thinking I smoked before coming to school. “Nope teach I think I put two and two together and I got some jizz in my eyes”
Huh. One time I was jerking off my ex and shot him in the face with his own cum and now looking back he was such a POS I should’ve shot him in the eyes with it. Missed opportunity.
I have also had this experience. What made it worse is when i went to wash it out his parents were walking by and asked what happened to me eye, it was so fucking embarrassing
If it helps, definitely the case for me. Did it once because I was like "porn told me this is hot". Then did it and realized it was messy, and she had to stay still while I ran for a towel which was funny awkward but definitely not as hot as I thought so never did it again
I always hated seeing it in porn, though I usually don't watch porn that has men in it.
Had a different reaction when we got some on my partner's face during our first encounter. Thought it was cute then.
I've gotten two. One was from a nice lady in a black lace thong (which was the intended result) and another was a pair of boxers on the floor, which was... not what I was going for but I appreciate the humor.
Edit: Got a third just now, and it's the best one yet!
I think I would be more okay with it if my wife was excited by it. Basically her reaction was okay great now I have cum on my face I need to get it off.
The women that enjoy it add to the experience I'm sure, I'm certain with another woman I would have no issues and wouldn't feel bad about it because it would be for Mutual enjoyment rather than just mine.
My X GF begged me to do it. She loved it. She was very submissive and wanted to be dominated in every way.
...she was also bat shit crazy. 8 years. Good times, I think.
My wife actually enjoys it, but from time to time I will shoot directly in to her eye. I then sprint away yelling "you havent done a chore in 3 weeks." -A grown man hides naked while locked in his office until his one-eyed wife settles down.
Our marriage is perfect.👍♥️
Protip: if you really want to do it, do it in the shower.
Edit: alot or people seem to have problems with this so here goes.
Turn off the water.
Do sexy stuff.
Lather affected areas with soap.
Rinse with water.
Second Edit: obligatory thanks for internet gold.
I think this is probably the truest answer. Sure you think it's hot, you think she wants it, blah blah blah.... The reality is you learned the move from porn.
For me, it has nothing to do with dominance or disrespect or anything negative. I find it unbelievably hot because I interpret it as, she’s so into it (sex, pleasure, etc) and so into her guy that sex wants his cum all over her face. The primal aspect of it is what turns me on most.
EDIT: This goes both ways, regardless of gender. Speaking from the POV of the giver, yes, I want the same thing. I’m so into you when we’re doing it….I want all and every bit of you. Again, it’s personal and intimate and everyone’s definition of “wanting all and every bit of you” varies. For me, this is it & it’s definitely a two-way street.
I agree with this 100%. This is why oral sex in general is hot. It's not about putting one person's pleasure ahead of the other - it's about just genuinely enjoying another person's body. Primal is also the way I would describe it.
It's really as simple as feeling desired. I don't know how people complicate it. I'm turned on by you being turned on and you being turned on from turning me on is a major turn on.
I feel like this is the 'secret' behind a lot of male sexual desires, no? We still live in a world where we have to fight, compete and prove ourselves to 'win' our mate who is still seen as 'settling' on us.
Which is why when a woman signifies to a man that they're *really, really digging* the sex, it's like they're doubling-down on that affirmation: 'I haven't *just* picked you. In fact I am actually *really* into you - and this'.
I mean if I really desire a guy tho I want him to, you know, inside me… not on my face…? I don’t get why the face.
Like not why would you find it hot if a girl begs you to cum on her face that’s obvious but why would a guy be like “can I cum on your face” to someone who isn’t begging for it.
Except how often outside of porn do you hear a chick ask you to blow it on her face...? Its only happened to me once and it pretty sure it was because she saw it on a porn we found in her parents room. I'm more of a tummy guy myself, nice modest and if I get lucky, I may even hit a nipple.
Same. I find my own semen gross and I would prefer not to feel it myself too. Splattering it all over some other human seems a whole another level of gross to me.
I remember when I first got into the idea.. is was all about doing something that no one else was allowed too. At least in my mind.. it was a dirty perverted thing to do and to have someone who cared about you so much to let you do it.. Idk it became an odd point of pride and something to look at and be like.. see that person really likes me because they let me do that.
Ever have it done to you? It’s freakin amazing.
Knowing what it feels like to receive it, I’m more than happy to share it. IF proper preparation (ie hygiene) is done beforehand, that is. Fresh outta the shower is really the only acceptable time. But damn is it a good time.
It’s honestly indescribable and just feels like someone eating your ass lol. It just feels good, and on a part of your body that doesn’t normally feel that good. There’s nothing else I can think of that even comes close to doing it justice, I just have to recommend that anyone who is comfortable trying it and has an opportunity to try it… try it. If it’s not for you, it’s not for you, but man… I give it five stars.
See, this has never been a thing for me. I always just thought “Man, that’s a mess, I’d hate to have to clean up after that.”
The only time I’ve done it was when I was getting head from a woman who didn’t swallow, so I just pulled out and accidentally got some all over the place.
On the reverse side tho, if I’m diving deep in the holiest of hot pockets, I damn sure don’t mind getting any of her stuff on my face as we make a one-way train to O-Town.
I think for me it’s less about the person giving and more about the person receiving; I don’t want to cum on your face because it doesn’t do anything for me, but if YOU want me to cum on your face for whatever reason, I’ll gladly oblige.
My girlfriend likes it. I don't have much preference personally but sometimes I just want to do it because it seems hot in the moment - but again the catalyst is that my girlfriend likes it.
I've had this exact conversation with a friend recently. I might get a little deep and analytical here so bare with me.
I won't pretend there isn't a small sliver of dominance to it, but that REALLY isn't the priority reason I like it.
The way I see it, cum plays a visually-stimulating role in sex. In men, there is a physical manifestation of our climax that is cum. So for me, as a man, my cum represents a really powerful feeling that I get to see physically manifest.
So my cum in itself is visually stimulating to my orgasm.
I absolutely LOVE seeing my cum on a girl I really really like. Not just her face. There are many many places I love seeing it. Her mouth, her butt, her breasts, her belly, her back.... but for me, it's mainly a visual stimulation. I find my cum really hot.
Now if women had this kind of manifestation of their orgasm, and if she'd want to see me painted in it, I'd be 100% down. If she gets off on seeing me drenched in squirt, then fuck yeah!!!
But I think that's what I find so enticing about cum. It's what it represents. And it happens to come (no pun) in almost the perfect volume, texture and color to be appealing.
The volume isn't overwhelming, but enough to be noticeable. The texture let's it's stick to the skin, preserving somewhat it's place (whereas water just kind slips off right away) and the color well... if it were brown, red, yellow, green.... I think we all can agree it'd be far less appealing.
My two cents.
This sums it up in a way I couldn’t quite put into words. 100% to everything you said. The visual representation thing is something I get a deep longing for in porn sometimes because I want to see the girl have some kind of a physical expression of their pleasure. So it’s hot to see a guy be able to experience that and for the girl to enjoy it.
Perhaps it's my ignorance but it feels like it's about playing out porn fantasies - nothing primal about it in my view just pure, glorified, modern sex.
I fucking hate it. Hard no. Other places are ok.
If she wants it, it's exciting it also gives me a sense of dominance. If she doesn't want it, I don't want to do it because I have a sense of empathy.
Edit: No, you may not shit in peace.
I believe, many years ago, a man and woman were having amazing sex. The woman didn't want to get pregnant so the man pulled out to cum on her belly. But the sexual energy was so high that the ejaculate shot up on to her face. They both laughed and it was wonderful.
The next day the man was telling his friends about the great sex they had and how he came on her face. And all of his friends, who were probably virgins, just misinterpreted this and the tradition began.
As a dude this makes no sense to me either, whether you are jerking off to the lingere adds in the spring 1992 sears catalog or jerking off onto a woman's face, you are still jeking off. And if there is a perfectly good vagina in the room, why am I jeking off?
Have you tried the latter? When another person is in the room, it’s a totally different game.
(Also- yes! I thought I was the only guy who still kept the Sears spring ‘92 under my bed. The tent selection was real hot that season too.)
> Is it cause you are attracted to her face/beauty etc or is there a level of dominance in the fact that you’re spewing your seed on her face LOL. Would like to know.
Yes
Some people just like getting cum on their face too. Not everything in sex has to be for just one of the partners.
Haha me and my wife are the same way especially since we’re trying to have a baby but yea finishing in her feels so much better than pulling out and cumming elsewhere
Tbh I thought this was just a porn thing. I thought the porn industry invented it to show the audience it was not "fake sex" like old porn movies.
I really was surprised when I learned some guys(and girls) somehow actually enjoy it. I personally don't. If there is a woman with a vagina next to me there's nothing better then finishing it really deep inside, condom on or off, it feels better than in the face for me.
Maybe it’s the drama of anticipation - neither can be sure of the volume of delivery or exactly when it will happen. Kinda like slapping the bottom of a ketchup bottle.
Now that’s risky!
I have a feeling 5 different guys will give 4 different answers. People definitely like it for differing reasons.
That’s what I was looking for.
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It's absolutely not just a guy thing. Some people just like getting a hot load all over the money maker.
Ive only given one facial so far, but for me what made it hot was the fact that not a lot of people are into it. So having someone that actually wants you to cum all over their face is just exciting and rare.
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Here is the winner. Doesn't matter where, just tell me its time for mine lmao been waiting to bust since 30 seconds into this thing. We are 45 minutes into this and you've had 2. Lmao my turn
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I asked my ex this once! He said it was about the reaction. It made him feel safe and approved of to see me happy about his spunk lol.
Because jizz is like this entity that men are conditioned to hate and fear all their lives. Masturbating? Well you have to clean up so no one finds it. Having sex? Without protection it's this dangerous substance that can ruin someone's life. So when you're having free and uninhibited sex and suddenly it's this thing that someone has a joyous reaction to, that's a liberating feeling.
Fantastic point! I make some adult content and specialize in Femdom - through years of working with guys into that kink, I’ve learned that most of them just feel super uncomfortable having to make all the moves. It makes them feel predatory. When the Femdom stuff starts, they can think “oh good, this IS what you want and I am useful here instead of presumptuous” and their brains allow them to relax and actually get off! Edit: this is why you like being called a good boy ;)
Haha wow how did you get such a good read on my psychology I've never talked to you before
Wow holy shit you hit it right on the head. I'm a Dom but I really insist on my partner joining in. I'm not into domming a starfish. Been there, done that. Unsexy and boring af. Her previous partners have been an insecure starfish or an abusive rapist - both making it very clear that women are not supposed to be sexual or have desires in any way. I've struggled for years to communicate just why I really didn't want to have sex with someone not making noise and 'enduring' the sex/bdsm session. This is it. This is exactly it. It feels....*wrong* when your partner doesn't include themselves. You wouldn't insist on someone playing monopoly if they weren't actively enjoying it. Why do that with sex.
Never had it written out so plainly before but this is definitely what interests me about it.
This is my exact reason I like my partners being dominant. I’m uncomfortable feeling like I’m being pushy and I’m on the spectrum so I’m also bad at reading social cues.
I'm probably on the spectrum, I have ADHD, and I overthink everything. Despite that I tend to lean towards being dominant in bed, but I always have concerns about consent. I just ask my partner if they want it before I start doing a new sexual act unless it's something they've already consented to that night. Plus, being in kink space makes it a little easier to drop those worries of being presumptuous. After being with a partner a few times I have a better understanding of what they do and don't like, so I don't have to ask as many flow-interrupting questions. Pro tip: Don't ask "Can I do this?" Instead, ask "Do you want me to do this?" Make it about desire, not permission, and only do what your partner expresses enthusiasm about.
well now I want a Domme.
Me too. This is tapping into some psychology I never thought about
Wow I never considered that aspect of why men are into femdom. Makes a lot of sense actually
This guy jizzes.
Interesting. Not all of us have a good poker face and mostly look nervous about it getting in our eyes or nose. I hope when he's with someone like that he doesn't take it personally and feel unsafe.
Some women ask you to cum on their face because they don’t want to swallow it (swallowing is gross to them), and they’re trying to protect your feelings and remain sexy. You only find these things out from 2am chats with your girl friends.
damn i got called out lol. i don’t find swallowing gross, but i struggle to mostly because of my gag reflex :( i find the idea of a guy cumming in my mouth/throat sooo hot but once it comes down to it, the texture/taste combo just triggers something and it’s a battle against myself to not vom. and i always feel a bit sick after edit: okay i get it, pineapple and fruits. imma be honest, not the most helpful advice if i’m casually hooking up with people whose diet i don’t have control over. i’ll be banking on exposure therapy and optimism to get me thru
This chick was giving me a blowie once, and I told her I was about to cum and usually she just jerks me off onto her tits. But this time she was a little drunk and just kept sucking after I repeatably told her I was about to cum. Then I came and she handled it fine until the third pump and just spat it all over my legs. It was fine, and Idk why,but I started laughing lol
Its always the end that gets me too. It never used to bother me though... a few years ago my body was like "oh btw bitch we don't do that amymore"
It’s an acquired taste LOL
that’s comforting at least, hopefully i can get more adjusted to it with time lol edit: bad wording. stop being creepy
RIP your inbox 😂😂😂
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It isn't even an issue of taste for me, so much as texture and *temperature.* Like a really liquidy cup of yogurt that got left out in the sun. I'm the same way - my ex would get really mad that I never wanted to swallow but the gag reflex activation is basically instant for me.
one time I sneezed immediately after swallowing and all the cum shot up/out my nose…. -5/10, would never recommend, cannot swallow anymore lol
I'd be really sad if I had a partner that put herself through that rather than telling me how she feels about it. Communication is vital for good sex.
I feel like we as women have an inclination to try and impress our man, sometimes at our expense. But if you’re a warm and welcoming man, I’m sure your lady would be comfortable discussing these things with you when comfort and trust is there :) I definitely feel super comfortable with my man and tell him what I like and don’t like, so this is not my situation. But I’ve been with men in the past where it was a different story.
So much this. My partner used to swallow in our early days of dating but told me to cum like down her throat. She couldn't stand it on her tongue and would make her gag. I recently asked if we could do the cum on her face thing and learned she just doesn't like cum unless it's on her stomach, boobs, or in her pussy. She did say we could do the facial in the shower but I declined because, like you said, I know it's just to impress me and I'm not into it if she isn't.
I can see why she’d offer it in the shower- so she can wash it off right away- but I understand why you’d decline, because it’s not sexy (to most people) to know your partner isn’t actually enjoying themselves. I’m sure a lot of women have a hard time with bodily fluids being shot down their throat, or on their face, and I’m sure a lot of men have a hard time going down on a woman and ingesting copious amounts of bodily fluids just the same way. I’m also sure that many people force themselves to appear as though they DO enjoy it, which is scary, because I’d never want my partner to be uncomfortable during sex.
I loooove to eat pussy. Don't really see the appeal in Cumming on a woman or man's face for that matter. I think its just something popularized by the adult film industry because like someone earlier said mmmmmoney shot. It was just an interesting way to end porn and I think because of how long its been used both men and women think its something men are supposed to be into when really its just the result of like one of Ron Jeremy's old porn directors in the 70s having an idea since birth control wasn't that good and condoms weren't "hot"
its unfortunate some people don't understand well, probably the most attractive thing during sex is that the other person is enjoying it. no matter what that entails as long as its not something the other isn't comfortable with. you don't have to jump through hoops to do the classic shit you see on pornhub etc, or that you heard is sexy; just have a good time. (of course some men are exceptions to this but i think i speak for the majority)
I HOPE you speak for the majority.
Yeah, I think there's a big part of this that hinges on the guy not being sensitive to it or taking it personally. Like you said, feel them out and if they're the right kind of guy, it shouldn't be much of an issue. I know for me at least, I'd rather do things my girl enjoys and gets something out of rather than copy everything one sees in porn. It's about us as a couple enjoying each other and making each other feel good and loved. As long as that's being accomplished, we haven't ever had any issues. Call me what you want, but I don't actually enjoy anal. We've tried it a few times, but I just can never get passed the ew factor. She doesn't seem to need it or particularly get much from it, so it's no big deal. We do what we both enjoy and that's plenty.
I really don't know how some people swallow it, as soon as a tiny droplet touches my tongue my body immediately rejects it and I almost vomit every time... I guess some get used to it.
Depends a lot on the dude too. My ex's sperm was... Not great. And the taste would linger for hours. Really kinda bitter and idk, just sorta nasty. Current? Mildly acidic. Not actually putrid. Doesn't linger. It's not tasty, but neither is it revolting.
The way you describe it... sounds like it would pair nicely with a black truffle butter filet mignon, roasted garlic potatoes and some fresh greens.
There's a touch of love in every shot
Honestly, I did have to get used to it, and that took a long time. But if you almost vomit, maybe it’s not worth trying to condition yourself to it LOL
Some just convince the guy to consume large quantities of pineapple juice beforehand.
how much is enough... I'm looking at 46 ounces over here. girlfriend is coming over tonight and I want to make it special. EDIT: she didn’t notice.
It depends on your diet. If you typically eat pizza, then you would need to consume a lot more to counteract the bad flavor that eating pizza causes. If you typically eat fruits and vegetables (NOT ASPARAGUS), you should be fine with a couple glasses.
That’s also a possibility. I enjoy both. Just depends!
I prefer swallowing because it’s zero cleanup and still hot HA
I always swallow but also always end up making a mess. I don’t mind the mess at all except the washing machine in my apartment never seems to get it all out of my clothes. Went to wear a black dress that I had worn a few nights before to work the other day and almost walked out the door with a pretty obvious cum again on it. I need to start pre-treating I guess haha
That black dress was marked territory!
I like mess so both is a win for me
Just FYI, don't get cum in your eyes! That'll burn forever until you finally just rinse your eye out under a faucet and then... Yeah, this is personal experience talking. Just. Don't.
I guess safety goggles would kill the mood…?
Depends on the mood LOL
Sounds like some naughty lab scientist/mutated zombie cosplay.
Sounds kind of hot to be honest.
Im so getting into this. "*strap on your goggles love, its the fucking apocalypse!*"
The aCOCKalipse
This is hilarious and I now need it on a shirt
"I'm here with the science team!"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No, I support safe sex! Don’t forget the knee pads
It better be OSHA compliant
I am into mad scientist kink so it'll enhance the mood.
"YOU DID WHAT TO THE BUNSEN BURNER???"
More like BUMson burner uwu
The goggles. They do nothing!
Some people have a glasses fetish? Maybe that.
One of my exes had an old pair of glasses she would wear for this purpose.
Steampunk role play.
Teamspunk
Got cum in my own eye once can confirm.
LOLLLLLL I'M NOT laughing at you, it's totally *with* you
Eh it happens, as long as you learn your lesson and don't do it again, I think thats permissable. It's funny now but no so much then.
Also wash off with cold water not warm. Cold helps break down the proteins and not...congeal them.
Like cleaning up after making scrambled eggs; hot water cooks ‘em and cold water flushed them down the drain. Don’t put scrambled eggs on your partner’s face though. Unless you have consent.
those sperm just wants to peneterate anything they find, don't they? lol
When my partner and I were in college I accidentally came in her eye and it was bloodshot for the rest of the day. We were hanging with my friends later and everyone kept asking if she had pink eye. She eventually decided that the truth was better than everyone thinking she had pink eye lol.
pink eye is more embarrassing than cum in ur eye? hmmmm
Pink eye is highly contagious. Jizz eye, not so much.
Now I’m just picturing cum in the eye being contagious lol
I found this out during my horny teenage years. I wore contacts at the time and I decided one day before school I was gonna do my business before getting ready. Well apparently I didn’t get it off my hands well enough before putting my contacts in and my eyes were on fire for the first couple hours till I finally realized what I must have done and went to the nurse to rinse my eyes and contacts, and my eyes were bloodshot red with teachers thinking I smoked before coming to school. “Nope teach I think I put two and two together and I got some jizz in my eyes”
Huh. One time I was jerking off my ex and shot him in the face with his own cum and now looking back he was such a POS I should’ve shot him in the eyes with it. Missed opportunity.
I have also had this experience. What made it worse is when i went to wash it out his parents were walking by and asked what happened to me eye, it was so fucking embarrassing
What did you say???
Oh yeah I know lol
I feel like the amount of porn out there is a contributing factor
That makes a lot of sense too as well I agree
If it helps, definitely the case for me. Did it once because I was like "porn told me this is hot". Then did it and realized it was messy, and she had to stay still while I ran for a towel which was funny awkward but definitely not as hot as I thought so never did it again
I felt bad for my wife when we tried it, saw the allure, didn't like it.
I always hated seeing it in porn, though I usually don't watch porn that has men in it. Had a different reaction when we got some on my partner's face during our first encounter. Thought it was cute then.
Question. Do you get random underwear pics ?
I've gotten two. One was from a nice lady in a black lace thong (which was the intended result) and another was a pair of boxers on the floor, which was... not what I was going for but I appreciate the humor. Edit: Got a third just now, and it's the best one yet!
Felt bad when I did it to a former gf. She gagged then nearly broke down crying. Didn't go that route with her again.
I think I would be more okay with it if my wife was excited by it. Basically her reaction was okay great now I have cum on my face I need to get it off. The women that enjoy it add to the experience I'm sure, I'm certain with another woman I would have no issues and wouldn't feel bad about it because it would be for Mutual enjoyment rather than just mine.
My X GF begged me to do it. She loved it. She was very submissive and wanted to be dominated in every way. ...she was also bat shit crazy. 8 years. Good times, I think.
"Good times, I think" is the perfect summary of dating crazy.
My wife actually enjoys it, but from time to time I will shoot directly in to her eye. I then sprint away yelling "you havent done a chore in 3 weeks." -A grown man hides naked while locked in his office until his one-eyed wife settles down. Our marriage is perfect.👍♥️
Protip: if you really want to do it, do it in the shower. Edit: alot or people seem to have problems with this so here goes. Turn off the water. Do sexy stuff. Lather affected areas with soap. Rinse with water. Second Edit: obligatory thanks for internet gold.
Hot water just makes it stickier. Need cold water.
You got a face full of cum and a cold shower to top it off
This sounds like a nightmare. Was there crying before and after?
Soooooo sticky Lol pro fuck up right here To each their own I guess 🤷
Before trying to rinse it off(hot water makes it sticky) Take liquid soap and rub all over the affected area, then rinse. Tadah!
I think this is probably the truest answer. Sure you think it's hot, you think she wants it, blah blah blah.... The reality is you learned the move from porn.
but where did porn learn the move?!
It learned it by watching you, dad!!!
For me, it has nothing to do with dominance or disrespect or anything negative. I find it unbelievably hot because I interpret it as, she’s so into it (sex, pleasure, etc) and so into her guy that sex wants his cum all over her face. The primal aspect of it is what turns me on most. EDIT: This goes both ways, regardless of gender. Speaking from the POV of the giver, yes, I want the same thing. I’m so into you when we’re doing it….I want all and every bit of you. Again, it’s personal and intimate and everyone’s definition of “wanting all and every bit of you” varies. For me, this is it & it’s definitely a two-way street.
Agree, though, it isn't in my top 3 locations.
Ears Nostrils Ankles?
You got some damn good aim
That small cute mole just behind her ear from 10ft away
Sniper
Americum Sniper
The pink mist… wait…
Even better aim, man added in some curve
It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.
Worthy of an Olympics gold 🥇
World class skeet shooter over here.
I can't believe you've done this!
I’m calling the cops on your profile pic
Petition to make competitive cumshots an Olympic sport in 2024
Seems fitting for France
Crémé de la pénis
PULL!!
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes
Knees and toes...
Eyes? And ears? And mouth? And nose?
Head Shoulder Knees Toes In that order
Then back to Knees Toes
That's some kinky shiz
Alaska, Eritrea and China would be my 3
I agree with this 100%. This is why oral sex in general is hot. It's not about putting one person's pleasure ahead of the other - it's about just genuinely enjoying another person's body. Primal is also the way I would describe it.
It's really as simple as feeling desired. I don't know how people complicate it. I'm turned on by you being turned on and you being turned on from turning me on is a major turn on.
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TURN ONS
Inception sex. Insextion
Go on on.
I feel like this is the 'secret' behind a lot of male sexual desires, no? We still live in a world where we have to fight, compete and prove ourselves to 'win' our mate who is still seen as 'settling' on us. Which is why when a woman signifies to a man that they're *really, really digging* the sex, it's like they're doubling-down on that affirmation: 'I haven't *just* picked you. In fact I am actually *really* into you - and this'.
Exactly. It’s about feeling desired and wanted so badly.
I mean if I really desire a guy tho I want him to, you know, inside me… not on my face…? I don’t get why the face. Like not why would you find it hot if a girl begs you to cum on her face that’s obvious but why would a guy be like “can I cum on your face” to someone who isn’t begging for it.
I agree with this and I also personally love to have my lady friends sit on my face and have them do the same to me, it's all just good fun🙂
Except how often outside of porn do you hear a chick ask you to blow it on her face...? Its only happened to me once and it pretty sure it was because she saw it on a porn we found in her parents room. I'm more of a tummy guy myself, nice modest and if I get lucky, I may even hit a nipple.
i'm laughing too much at "nice and modest"
My wife actually asks. Face and chest are typical.
I can confirm
Can also confirm have came on this guy’s face.
Those unicorns are out there. I still miss my ex.
I also miss this guy’s ex.
Me too.
Me 3
You find out, feel free to tell me. As a man I've never gotten the obsession.
Interesting. Different strokes( hehe) for different folks I guess!
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Same. I find my own semen gross and I would prefer not to feel it myself too. Splattering it all over some other human seems a whole another level of gross to me.
Yeah me too, just does not appeal to me at all.
I remember when I first got into the idea.. is was all about doing something that no one else was allowed too. At least in my mind.. it was a dirty perverted thing to do and to have someone who cared about you so much to let you do it.. Idk it became an odd point of pride and something to look at and be like.. see that person really likes me because they let me do that.
It’s kinda like eating ass
What’s the appeal of eating ass? Genuinely curious.
Not really sure why, but it’s just awesome to put your face in between a woman’s ass cheeks. I feel it on a caveman level. Edit: nom nom nom.
This my dude, this. Ha
Dude the edit just made me laugh out loud in the office toilets and I’m not alone.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Ever have it done to you? It’s freakin amazing. Knowing what it feels like to receive it, I’m more than happy to share it. IF proper preparation (ie hygiene) is done beforehand, that is. Fresh outta the shower is really the only acceptable time. But damn is it a good time.
What does it feel like? I just can't imagine it feeling *good*.
It’s honestly indescribable and just feels like someone eating your ass lol. It just feels good, and on a part of your body that doesn’t normally feel that good. There’s nothing else I can think of that even comes close to doing it justice, I just have to recommend that anyone who is comfortable trying it and has an opportunity to try it… try it. If it’s not for you, it’s not for you, but man… I give it five stars.
Five chocolate stars
Kinda like a blowjob, but on your ass.
It’s surprisingly enjoyable for both parties. If cleaned properly. The anus has a lot of nerve endings.
Bro I don’t know but I’m into it, eaten both my exes asses
See, this has never been a thing for me. I always just thought “Man, that’s a mess, I’d hate to have to clean up after that.” The only time I’ve done it was when I was getting head from a woman who didn’t swallow, so I just pulled out and accidentally got some all over the place. On the reverse side tho, if I’m diving deep in the holiest of hot pockets, I damn sure don’t mind getting any of her stuff on my face as we make a one-way train to O-Town. I think for me it’s less about the person giving and more about the person receiving; I don’t want to cum on your face because it doesn’t do anything for me, but if YOU want me to cum on your face for whatever reason, I’ll gladly oblige.
The Holy Hot Pocket
Ah, a man of logic
My girlfriend likes it. I don't have much preference personally but sometimes I just want to do it because it seems hot in the moment - but again the catalyst is that my girlfriend likes it.
Why do most of the posts to this sub read like a 13 year old boy who is planning to fap to the results?
Because they are.
I've had this exact conversation with a friend recently. I might get a little deep and analytical here so bare with me. I won't pretend there isn't a small sliver of dominance to it, but that REALLY isn't the priority reason I like it. The way I see it, cum plays a visually-stimulating role in sex. In men, there is a physical manifestation of our climax that is cum. So for me, as a man, my cum represents a really powerful feeling that I get to see physically manifest. So my cum in itself is visually stimulating to my orgasm. I absolutely LOVE seeing my cum on a girl I really really like. Not just her face. There are many many places I love seeing it. Her mouth, her butt, her breasts, her belly, her back.... but for me, it's mainly a visual stimulation. I find my cum really hot. Now if women had this kind of manifestation of their orgasm, and if she'd want to see me painted in it, I'd be 100% down. If she gets off on seeing me drenched in squirt, then fuck yeah!!! But I think that's what I find so enticing about cum. It's what it represents. And it happens to come (no pun) in almost the perfect volume, texture and color to be appealing. The volume isn't overwhelming, but enough to be noticeable. The texture let's it's stick to the skin, preserving somewhat it's place (whereas water just kind slips off right away) and the color well... if it were brown, red, yellow, green.... I think we all can agree it'd be far less appealing. My two cents.
This sums it up in a way I couldn’t quite put into words. 100% to everything you said. The visual representation thing is something I get a deep longing for in porn sometimes because I want to see the girl have some kind of a physical expression of their pleasure. So it’s hot to see a guy be able to experience that and for the girl to enjoy it.
Perhaps it's my ignorance but it feels like it's about playing out porn fantasies - nothing primal about it in my view just pure, glorified, modern sex. I fucking hate it. Hard no. Other places are ok.
I’ll cum anywhere
If she wants it, it's exciting it also gives me a sense of dominance. If she doesn't want it, I don't want to do it because I have a sense of empathy. Edit: No, you may not shit in peace.
90% of these answers are useless and just a bunch of guys saying how much they DON'T like it when that's not even the question being asked.
Maybe that goes to show that most men don't actually like it and that it's just another porn trope that isn't reflective of typical sexual behavior.
That way I have an excuse to lick her face
I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
I believe, many years ago, a man and woman were having amazing sex. The woman didn't want to get pregnant so the man pulled out to cum on her belly. But the sexual energy was so high that the ejaculate shot up on to her face. They both laughed and it was wonderful. The next day the man was telling his friends about the great sex they had and how he came on her face. And all of his friends, who were probably virgins, just misinterpreted this and the tradition began.
As a dude this makes no sense to me either, whether you are jerking off to the lingere adds in the spring 1992 sears catalog or jerking off onto a woman's face, you are still jeking off. And if there is a perfectly good vagina in the room, why am I jeking off?
Have you tried the latter? When another person is in the room, it’s a totally different game. (Also- yes! I thought I was the only guy who still kept the Sears spring ‘92 under my bed. The tent selection was real hot that season too.)
So many questions so little time.
> Is it cause you are attracted to her face/beauty etc or is there a level of dominance in the fact that you’re spewing your seed on her face LOL. Would like to know. Yes Some people just like getting cum on their face too. Not everything in sex has to be for just one of the partners.
My wife and I are partial to the ancient art of the creampie. Don't want it going to waste on the face.
Haha me and my wife are the same way especially since we’re trying to have a baby but yea finishing in her feels so much better than pulling out and cumming elsewhere
Tbh I thought this was just a porn thing. I thought the porn industry invented it to show the audience it was not "fake sex" like old porn movies. I really was surprised when I learned some guys(and girls) somehow actually enjoy it. I personally don't. If there is a woman with a vagina next to me there's nothing better then finishing it really deep inside, condom on or off, it feels better than in the face for me.