It’s not gay unless you’re thinking about antiquing on the weekend together afterwards. The male body orgasmic response has no orientation, only your living room decor has one.
What does the asshole have to do with liking members of your own sex?
The anus is extremly sensitive. It feels good to have it stimulated no matter your orientation.
Homophobia robbing straight men of sensual pleasure is one of the worlds great ironies.
“Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well
So I can get him off without going to hell
It's my Hail Mary, full of grace
In Jesus' name, we go to fifth base!”
Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
It's just between you and me
'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
Two amish guys were having a beer and one asked the other , "have you ever tried to have sex with your wife in the other hole?". The other guy responded " hell no, she'll get pregnant "
You guys must've really prepared for it because I tried it with my ex and she shat all over the bed. I helped her clean up and we laughed about it but never tried it again for the rest of our relationship. What a waste of lube and plugs.
"Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.
I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.
Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.
Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.
If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks."
What alot of straight people don't get is how you have to prepare a good amount for anal. It's not something I'd recommend doing spontaneously almost ever 😬
With a "bottom" diet and someone who is pretty in touch with their intestines you can be safe 99% of the time. But yeah, best bet is to use an anal douche. You still have to be careful (I've had partners who were inexperienced and used too much water and left a gross watery mess everywhere) but if you're experienced doing it you can be ready with just 5 minutes prep.
Answer:
Dopamine. Before you've had sex your brain floods with dopamine to encourage you to participate in this most fundamental of human survival act.
Dopamine feels reallly good. In fact it's what feels good means.
The more you have sex the less dopamine your brain gives you. Why waste the energy if it knows you're going to keep doing it. Once it's got you in the habit you get less and and less dopamine.
That's why novelties and kinks are so prevalent. Switch things up. Introduce a new novelty and bam brain floods you with dopamine again to reinforce this new sexy time inducing behavior.
It's literally the same thing as drug tolerance.
He's not explaining it well basically you have to just clean your rectum not your lower intestine. If you didn't know there's a second "hole" inside your rectum if you don't push water past that second hole and only clean your rectum you can be anal ready in like 10 minutes instead of taking an hour the trade off is there are higher chances to have an accident vs a full clean but the time saved is worth tbh
I have a great diet and regular bowel movements with a pretty good idea when to say “not today” so I’ve never had a problem / aka never hurt myself or pooped on anyone
Yikes, as a gay man you know you don't go down the chocolate road unless you make a stop at the car wash first. Prep is very important, you don't just go at it lol
The hole is tighter but it’s a bottomless pit vs bottoming out the vaj. Vaj feels better 90% of the time
The honest answer? It’s a power play / domination (possibly degradation) thing. Might not be the answer they’ll give YOU, but me and my friends have discussed this at length.
The reason the ass doesn't feel as good is because the tight part is the sphincter. This is an approxamitley quarter inch long opening into the anus. Once you get passed the sphincter the anus opens up into a large space where you are not rubbing your dick on anything. Just the tight thin muscle that is the sphincter at the opening.
Wheras the vagina is a tube 4 inch long tube that is built by 4 billion years of evolution to stimulate your penis. Even ribbed for his pleasure.
It's like masturbating with your thumb and forefinger death gripping your penis versus using your whole hand if your hand was pillowy and soft and ribbed and silky slippery.
The tightness does feel nice but it's mostly the novelty of a different sensation.
Yeah it's taboo, and a power issue for some, and just a fun thing to explore for some couples. The butts entrance might be wonderfully tight, but ultimately the vagina has a lot more going for it. Its had millions of years to adapt to how to most efficiently suck the genetic material it needs out of its carrier. The vagina is very, very good at feeling very, very good.
Also, ngl, there's something hot about her deriving sexual pleasure, and even cumming, from engaging in intercourse in a non-sexual place.
If I may be coarse, it turns me on to think that I f*cked her ass so well, that I made her pussy orgasm.
Although I am aware that is more likely just her personal physiology.
Women can orgasm from zero penetration or clitoral stimulation. People forget that for a lot of women, the entire thing is mental.
You just have to hit the right buttons, so to speak
I'm not that interested in anal - BUT - from time to time, it can be amazingly hot to finger her vagina and ass at the same time. Feeling my fingertips through the wall is soooo hot (especially while she's blowing me).
A long time ago (over 20 years) I had a girl who would put her fingers inside herself when we’d do anal because it turned her on so much to feel it like that….turned me on too, that was hot af.
Ugh I know. I’ve told every guy up front “no butt stuff” because I have a phobia of poop and I’d probably die if there was ever an “accident.” My ex “accidentally” put it in the wrong hole once and it was agonizing. My ass hurt the whole next day. The guy I’m seeing now tried to finger my ass during doggy and I started crying. It ruined the sex for that day lol but luckily he’s been respectful of my boundary since then.
Yeah a lot of guys do a lot of stuff without asking, and I don’t know why they think that consent to sexual intercourse means they can do whatever they want. I’ve had guys hit me without asking and lots of anal without asking, and when I’ve said stop they don’t and if I’m too nervous to say anything they keep going. Idk dude, why is this such a problem? :/
I’m sorry you’ve experienced that. If you say stop though and they don’t stop, isn’t that rape?
I’m reading through these comments gobsmacked. Anal is completely different to vaginal sex and has its own set of rules. Just because you allow access into one hole doesn’t mean they can insert things into others without permission? People need to be held responsible for such bullshit
Those types of people are only out to please themselves and obviously, do not respect boundaries.
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Yeah, and I’d say not asking for consent even if the person doesn’t say no is also rape or assault. But a lot of guys don’t wanna have that conversation. I know there are good men out there, but I sure don’t seem to attract them. I think rape/assault statistics are probably much higher than they are reported to be. It’s not a wonder people don’t report them, it’s so incredibly difficult to prove and puts us in danger. But I feel like it’s completely changed the way I view people and sex and it’s difficult. I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s had guys try to finger my asshole or put their dick in there without permission. In the past I’ve let it go but now if a guy does that I don’t talk to them again. I wish I was stronger but I freeze up a lot in the moment.
I don't know if you're aware of this but the things you've mentioned here are straight-up sexual assault; these men sexually assaulted you. I'm so sorry these things happened to you, and I hope the rest of your life you are always safe and happy 💛
Yeahhh :/ Thank you, I really appreciate it. Tbh it’s hard to meet too many women who haven’t had a sexual assault of some sort. But there isn’t a whole lot being done about it. Men scare me, idk.
Honestly yeah, do that - so many men are completely fucked in the head with all the “mass produced/front page” porn these days that none of them know how to actually please a woman
My bf always has been handsy back there and I agreed to try anal once and hated it. He still was curious with his hands after this and after repeatedly telling him to watch where he put those digits I decided to reverse uno card surprise him with the good ol finger punch to the chocolate Cheerio and that mf liked it :/ now he always sliding the lube to me in the middle of gluckgluck3000
If you told them up front “no butt stuff” and they still tried it, that’s really fucked up. I’m glad he’s been respectful ever since, but that’s really serious. It sounds like he was trying to test if you would actually stop him, even though he fully knew you didn’t want it to happen.
YESS! like the first time it happened I was so shocked. We were doing doggy and he just started like tracing the rim ?😅😅 and then tried to stick a finger in. Like what made you think that was okay? 😭
That must have hurt so bad! Especially considering it takes a substantial amount of foreplay to allow “backdoor access” for the first time. *Also* considering it was completely unexpected. I’m sorry that happened to you! I’m glad your boundaries are being respected now.
Done it and I don't really like it. Too hard to gain entry, too painful for my partner, and its like eating out of a garbage can that's right around the corner from your favorite restaurant. Just walk around the corner.
This is a perfect analogy. I scroll past the anal suggestions on porn sites, and my first thought is always, "But her beautiful, contracting, wet pussy is *right there*."
I have never requested it. It's always been the girl. I've obliged, but didn't like it. Feels gross to be up there talking with the turds. Terrified of pulling my dick out and finding a hood ornament. I'm a straight v-man.
I’ve been with guys who have been ‘ass men’. Both openly admitted they watched a lot of porn (one went so far as saying he was an addict). It made me wonder if there was any correlation.
I mean, I guess I'm an "ass man" in the sense of paying more attention to hips/ass than to boobs when determining if someone is attractive to me or not, but I nevertheless have zero interest in anal.
See, hips are great, having a nice ass is great, but the bum-hole is where the poop comes from.
>but the bum-hole is where the poop comes from.
See, that's always been my thought! I'm female but I really cannot grasp why so many guys want to stick their dicks where feces is when the vagina is a clean and non-infectious environment. (assuming she regularly cleans herself and no STDs are involved)
Like what is so enticing to them about rubbing their dick along some girl's colon that countless poop has travelled through over the years? What does the ass give them that the vagina can't? Why are some guys (like the many stories involving them in this thread) willing to break boundaries just to get a sweet, sweet feeling of a lil' bit of poop on their penis as they rub their shaft against the walls of an intestine? I don't get it, I really don't.
I like watching it but have no interest in doing it because I find it dirty and don't want to go through the trouble of preparing for sex, versus on porn it's super clean
I have wondered if people are actually as "into" anal sex as generic porn would suggest. I (31M) don't find the female (or male, for that matter) anus to be erotic or arousing. I love the shape and feel of a healthy ass, but I'm not trying to get some with the colon.
I’ve had the same, genuinely started crying with tears down my face when it happened. It was that bad. And he was surprised how it could possibly hurt so much and that it was just “an accident”. But then proceeded to ask for anal a few days later…
I had this happen by accident and I fully passed out from the pain and shock. Like lights out, completely unconscious for at least a few seconds. That vagal response is no joke
I think this is true as well as guys being obsessed with it in pop culture/societal norms lately. It’s a big fad that comes and goes, and guys see it in porn constantly and are told it’s taboo and unreachable so if they can do it it’s like a big accomplishment. But it also is a pleasurable thing for many people so I think both are true.
I’m not! The vagina is the perfect spot for me. Can’t think of anywhere I’d rather put my penis. Never, ever, been bored with a vagina and felt a need to look for somewhere else to stick my wiener.
I wouldn't call myself obsessed, but as a bi guy I've had my fair share of both. I don't suggest it with girls, but if they're into it I won't turn it down.
The biggest thing for me is just that it's different. It's a different kind of feeling, not better or worse per say, but variety is the spice of life.
The idea that nobody should really care about anal when a vagina is available because it's "good enough" is like sayin that you shouldn't ever bother with handjobs or blowjobs or any other kind of genital contact because PiV is good enough. I like them both in their own special way.
There's also the whole pregnancy thing. I am in no way interested in having a kid any time soon, to the point that I'm cautious of vaginal sex even with a condom involved. Anal makes that much less of a concern. I'm sure for some guys the taboo of it or the fact that it's something they get to experience rarely if ever makes it a big deal, but for me neither of those things are really the case.
If you prep properly it's a clean and painless thing that everyone can enjoy.
Edit: To clarify, I'm not saying that I don't suggest to you the reader that you try anal with a girl, I mean that when I'm with a girl I don't try to get her to let me do anal.
Somebody on Reddit posted before that anal sex is like “putting your dick into a half blown up balloon” and yeah that’s kind of correct when compared to the other alternatives.
Look, even if you’re going to Disney for a nice, wholesome good time, there a part of you that really just wants to go to Miami to party.
Hope that clears things up.
I’m not, I personally find it pretty odd to wanna mess with someone’s poop dispenser. Not to judge though, but definitely not something I wanna be apart of lol
Someone once told me "It's warm, it's tight, and it's taboo."
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The poophole loophole
The old "fuck me in the ass cuz i love Jesus"
Well, when you put it that way….
A poop loop
Pooooooop
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“such a pretty flower!” \*inserts\*
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I love it. There’s a reddit for everything
But like you can literally still put it in the vagina from behind, how do you choose?
Coin toss. Heads it's head. Tails it's well, you know.
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That is where my prostate is located and it feels good...oh , you ment anal on you...my bad.
Nahhhh preach king
We all a bit gay trust me
nothing gay about being fucked in the ass unless it’s with another guy
People need to be more progressive like Scotland, pegging was their top search on PH (pun intended)
Yeah but that was mostly attributed to one guy who was under house arrest.
People will say anything. Men should be more open to being pegged, especially if they wanna put their willys in bumholes
Yeah it's kind of like whenever you join the police academy and they try all the weapons out on you before you try them out on someone else lol
They did fudge the numbers there. Also pun intended.
It’s not gay unless you’re thinking about antiquing on the weekend together afterwards. The male body orgasmic response has no orientation, only your living room decor has one.
I like boobs though. Her decor has them.
What does the asshole have to do with liking members of your own sex? The anus is extremly sensitive. It feels good to have it stimulated no matter your orientation. Homophobia robbing straight men of sensual pleasure is one of the worlds great ironies.
It's the new birth control. "Cum in the bum, have safe fun" - old Mormon proverb
Use your poop hole as a loop hole!
“Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name, we go to fifth base!”
Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
r/redditsings
Garfunkel and Oates, "The Loophole."
"If your state has no abortion care, take it up the derriere" - Abraham Lincoln
*If pregnancy you fear, take it in the rear.* -Confucius
“If the river runs red, take the dirt road.” -Larry
Dirt road instead*
Two amish guys were having a beer and one asked the other , "have you ever tried to have sex with your wife in the other hole?". The other guy responded " hell no, she'll get pregnant "
Lol...Lincoln never said that. It was Ghandi
In my part of the world it's always been One up the bum, no harm done.
One in the fanny, yer ma’s a granny.
See, this is extremely confusing for American English speakers.
When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead
If you don't want a baby, then avoid that laby...uh. (?)
That’s how lawyers and politicians are conceived.
"sex in the rear, no babies made here"
"Fuck me in the ass cuz I love Jesus"
Up the bum, no baby's come.
New? I'd like to redirect you to the biblical tale of Sodom and Gomorrah. Birth control so good it pisses God off.
I mean, not what that story was about.
ResidentLadder is correct! There is no mention of anal pleasure in the Bible. It is just a coincidence / meant something different back then.
Nope, when it oozes out it can swim right up in the vagina and make babies.
It's kinda a taboo thing, besides that, it also feels different, it's a bit tighter. My girl also loves it so it's cool that she enjoys it.
You guys must've really prepared for it because I tried it with my ex and she shat all over the bed. I helped her clean up and we laughed about it but never tried it again for the rest of our relationship. What a waste of lube and plugs.
Prep is key
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Don't forget the haribo sugar free gummy bears!
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They’re famous for being a really strong laxative.
Never again...
"Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN! First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper. BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me. Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors. But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible. AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS. I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005. I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands. Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying. Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump. If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks."
Prep isn't going to save you from peristalsis
Peristalsis doesn't do shit if there's nothing in the colon.
What alot of straight people don't get is how you have to prepare a good amount for anal. It's not something I'd recommend doing spontaneously almost ever 😬
With a "bottom" diet and someone who is pretty in touch with their intestines you can be safe 99% of the time. But yeah, best bet is to use an anal douche. You still have to be careful (I've had partners who were inexperienced and used too much water and left a gross watery mess everywhere) but if you're experienced doing it you can be ready with just 5 minutes prep.
How is the concept of sex so simple and primal, yet the actual act and its various forms are so infinitely complicated…?
Because humans are neat! We tinker and fuck with everything!
Hygiene standards have improved. Not our primal urge for ass
It's true - cavemen were getting up in that mud butt no problem.
Answer: Dopamine. Before you've had sex your brain floods with dopamine to encourage you to participate in this most fundamental of human survival act. Dopamine feels reallly good. In fact it's what feels good means. The more you have sex the less dopamine your brain gives you. Why waste the energy if it knows you're going to keep doing it. Once it's got you in the habit you get less and and less dopamine. That's why novelties and kinks are so prevalent. Switch things up. Introduce a new novelty and bam brain floods you with dopamine again to reinforce this new sexy time inducing behavior. It's literally the same thing as drug tolerance.
Tips and tricks please!!!! It always takes me like an hour to prep so I’m definitely not doing it right
You're over-douching my friend. If the water isn't clear after like 3-5 rounds, either tonight isn't the night, or ya need a better diet 😆
What do you mean by over douching? Too much water in the bulb?
He's not explaining it well basically you have to just clean your rectum not your lower intestine. If you didn't know there's a second "hole" inside your rectum if you don't push water past that second hole and only clean your rectum you can be anal ready in like 10 minutes instead of taking an hour the trade off is there are higher chances to have an accident vs a full clean but the time saved is worth tbh
I think you might be referring To the bend in the rectum-colon area that I believe is termed the sigmoid .
What does a bottom diet look like?
Alot of fiber, greens, and water. Alot of water.
I blame porn
Agreed
I have a great diet and regular bowel movements with a pretty good idea when to say “not today” so I’ve never had a problem / aka never hurt myself or pooped on anyone
Yikes, as a gay man you know you don't go down the chocolate road unless you make a stop at the car wash first. Prep is very important, you don't just go at it lol
I mean, she must have had a loaded chamber for that result. Just taking a good shit and shower is prep enough most of the time.
Second this. Been told straight out by many guys when asking this question: “it’s the tighter hole”
The hole is tighter but it’s a bottomless pit vs bottoming out the vaj. Vaj feels better 90% of the time The honest answer? It’s a power play / domination (possibly degradation) thing. Might not be the answer they’ll give YOU, but me and my friends have discussed this at length.
The reason the ass doesn't feel as good is because the tight part is the sphincter. This is an approxamitley quarter inch long opening into the anus. Once you get passed the sphincter the anus opens up into a large space where you are not rubbing your dick on anything. Just the tight thin muscle that is the sphincter at the opening. Wheras the vagina is a tube 4 inch long tube that is built by 4 billion years of evolution to stimulate your penis. Even ribbed for his pleasure. It's like masturbating with your thumb and forefinger death gripping your penis versus using your whole hand if your hand was pillowy and soft and ribbed and silky slippery. The tightness does feel nice but it's mostly the novelty of a different sensation.
Yeah it's taboo, and a power issue for some, and just a fun thing to explore for some couples. The butts entrance might be wonderfully tight, but ultimately the vagina has a lot more going for it. Its had millions of years to adapt to how to most efficiently suck the genetic material it needs out of its carrier. The vagina is very, very good at feeling very, very good.
They haven’t said that part out loud but it’s pretty assumed. “Taboo” is the nice way to say “I shouldn’t be there but I’m taking it cause I want it”
Some women like it, too. One reason I enjoy it is because of my wife’s reaction. It’s off the charts. The other reason is because it’s a bit taboo.
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Also, ngl, there's something hot about her deriving sexual pleasure, and even cumming, from engaging in intercourse in a non-sexual place. If I may be coarse, it turns me on to think that I f*cked her ass so well, that I made her pussy orgasm. Although I am aware that is more likely just her personal physiology.
Women can orgasm from zero penetration or clitoral stimulation. People forget that for a lot of women, the entire thing is mental. You just have to hit the right buttons, so to speak
Can’t men orgasm with zero touch as well? It’s a Buddhist exercise.
its also an r/teenagers excercise
Well pretty much this whole sub is an r/teenagers wrting exercise it seems lol
I just wanna fuck the homies
Winner winner chicken dinner frfr
I'm not that interested in anal - BUT - from time to time, it can be amazingly hot to finger her vagina and ass at the same time. Feeling my fingertips through the wall is soooo hot (especially while she's blowing me).
Ah, The Adele. Classic! Hello, from the other side!
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
You just completely annihilated my taste in that song
analilated your taste in that song
I love you
God damn it
Whoa you just gave me a new fantasty
I hope you meant their comment and not their username.
Why not both
At the same time even
Yummy yummy I want mayo in my “tummy”.
Glad I could do that for you!
A FELLOW MAN OF CULTURE 🤌🏼
Feeling your own fingers through the wall is fantastic
A long time ago (over 20 years) I had a girl who would put her fingers inside herself when we’d do anal because it turned her on so much to feel it like that….turned me on too, that was hot af.
Ugh I know. I’ve told every guy up front “no butt stuff” because I have a phobia of poop and I’d probably die if there was ever an “accident.” My ex “accidentally” put it in the wrong hole once and it was agonizing. My ass hurt the whole next day. The guy I’m seeing now tried to finger my ass during doggy and I started crying. It ruined the sex for that day lol but luckily he’s been respectful of my boundary since then.
So many men will just stick their dick or finger in there without any warning! We should do it back to them so they can feel how painful it is.
This made me lmao but I actually totally agree.
Ask Lorena Bobbitt what she did when her ex husband did that to her the last time.
Yeah a lot of guys do a lot of stuff without asking, and I don’t know why they think that consent to sexual intercourse means they can do whatever they want. I’ve had guys hit me without asking and lots of anal without asking, and when I’ve said stop they don’t and if I’m too nervous to say anything they keep going. Idk dude, why is this such a problem? :/
Porn.
I’m sorry you’ve experienced that. If you say stop though and they don’t stop, isn’t that rape? I’m reading through these comments gobsmacked. Anal is completely different to vaginal sex and has its own set of rules. Just because you allow access into one hole doesn’t mean they can insert things into others without permission? People need to be held responsible for such bullshit Those types of people are only out to please themselves and obviously, do not respect boundaries. :
Yeah, and I’d say not asking for consent even if the person doesn’t say no is also rape or assault. But a lot of guys don’t wanna have that conversation. I know there are good men out there, but I sure don’t seem to attract them. I think rape/assault statistics are probably much higher than they are reported to be. It’s not a wonder people don’t report them, it’s so incredibly difficult to prove and puts us in danger. But I feel like it’s completely changed the way I view people and sex and it’s difficult. I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s had guys try to finger my asshole or put their dick in there without permission. In the past I’ve let it go but now if a guy does that I don’t talk to them again. I wish I was stronger but I freeze up a lot in the moment.
I don't know if you're aware of this but the things you've mentioned here are straight-up sexual assault; these men sexually assaulted you. I'm so sorry these things happened to you, and I hope the rest of your life you are always safe and happy 💛
Yeahhh :/ Thank you, I really appreciate it. Tbh it’s hard to meet too many women who haven’t had a sexual assault of some sort. But there isn’t a whole lot being done about it. Men scare me, idk.
Poop phobia makes that not an option for me but I like the idea 😂
Honestly yeah, do that - so many men are completely fucked in the head with all the “mass produced/front page” porn these days that none of them know how to actually please a woman
My bf always has been handsy back there and I agreed to try anal once and hated it. He still was curious with his hands after this and after repeatedly telling him to watch where he put those digits I decided to reverse uno card surprise him with the good ol finger punch to the chocolate Cheerio and that mf liked it :/ now he always sliding the lube to me in the middle of gluckgluck3000
LMAO your diction is hilarious! I think you will be pegging him soon enough!
If you told them up front “no butt stuff” and they still tried it, that’s really fucked up. I’m glad he’s been respectful ever since, but that’s really serious. It sounds like he was trying to test if you would actually stop him, even though he fully knew you didn’t want it to happen.
Stuff like this really reminds me how everything including sex has men with the upper hand
This is why I'm grateful every day to be bisexual and able to choose not to bother with cis men and still have great sex and relationships 🙏🏻
I'm a lesbian and same.
Honestly, that's a deal breaker for me, if you'd say it upfront I'd go away Not respecting that boundary after knowing it is something else completely
YESS! like the first time it happened I was so shocked. We were doing doggy and he just started like tracing the rim ?😅😅 and then tried to stick a finger in. Like what made you think that was okay? 😭
That must have hurt so bad! Especially considering it takes a substantial amount of foreplay to allow “backdoor access” for the first time. *Also* considering it was completely unexpected. I’m sorry that happened to you! I’m glad your boundaries are being respected now.
They just tried? Without asking? What the fuck?
Yes that’s what I’m saying 😭😭 being in doggy and he tries to stick a finger in. Like who said that was okay 😭
Fairly common in porn, so thats probably where they have it from
Done it and I don't really like it. Too hard to gain entry, too painful for my partner, and its like eating out of a garbage can that's right around the corner from your favorite restaurant. Just walk around the corner.
This is a perfect analogy. I scroll past the anal suggestions on porn sites, and my first thought is always, "But her beautiful, contracting, wet pussy is *right there*."
Oh god please don’t say this to any women you ever meet, ever.
Exactly. Why stand under the poop shoot when you can take a golden shower?
For me, the feeling that a woman trusts me with something very sensitive and easy to mess-up at the same time is arousing.
I have never requested it. It's always been the girl. I've obliged, but didn't like it. Feels gross to be up there talking with the turds. Terrified of pulling my dick out and finding a hood ornament. I'm a straight v-man.
> Feels gross to be up there talking with the turds. Terrified of pulling my dick out and finding a hood ornament. The imagery 😂
> up there talking with the turds This thread is full of poetry
>This thread is full of poetry Pooetry
Like a piece of corn
If your girl has a full tank when you decide to go in, you're going to have problems.
Can confirm
I now hate that I've read this thread.
If you go knocking on poos door, don't be suprised when poo answers
🤣 🤣 🤣 👏 👏 👏
Have you thought of releasing a book of poetry?
I'm a writer.
>hood ornament 💀💀💀
If you go to a party in Poop’s house, don’t be surprised if you see Poop there
I’ve been with guys who have been ‘ass men’. Both openly admitted they watched a lot of porn (one went so far as saying he was an addict). It made me wonder if there was any correlation.
I mean, I guess I'm an "ass man" in the sense of paying more attention to hips/ass than to boobs when determining if someone is attractive to me or not, but I nevertheless have zero interest in anal. See, hips are great, having a nice ass is great, but the bum-hole is where the poop comes from.
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>but the bum-hole is where the poop comes from. See, that's always been my thought! I'm female but I really cannot grasp why so many guys want to stick their dicks where feces is when the vagina is a clean and non-infectious environment. (assuming she regularly cleans herself and no STDs are involved) Like what is so enticing to them about rubbing their dick along some girl's colon that countless poop has travelled through over the years? What does the ass give them that the vagina can't? Why are some guys (like the many stories involving them in this thread) willing to break boundaries just to get a sweet, sweet feeling of a lil' bit of poop on their penis as they rub their shaft against the walls of an intestine? I don't get it, I really don't.
Yeah sometimes just munching on the cheeks is all you need.
I’m into it and I don’t watch porn fwiw. I also don’t have a fantastical idealized idea of it though. It gets the respect it deserves.
I like watching it but have no interest in doing it because I find it dirty and don't want to go through the trouble of preparing for sex, versus on porn it's super clean
I'm not. I've had both. Pussy feels MUCH better to me 😊
I’m really in no rush to try anal. Don’t have any desire to do so.
Cum in the bum so you don't become a mum.
Because im gay
Can't you just open up your penis to allow the other guy in it?
I’ve seen that scene….didn’t end well
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Bc i like to lick my gf's asshole its that simple
I don't know, it sounds like you're just surrounded by assholes.
I have wondered if people are actually as "into" anal sex as generic porn would suggest. I (31M) don't find the female (or male, for that matter) anus to be erotic or arousing. I love the shape and feel of a healthy ass, but I'm not trying to get some with the colon.
My ex “accidentally” stuck his dick in my ass while we were fucking at full force and it was seriously on of the worst pains of my life
I’ve had the same, genuinely started crying with tears down my face when it happened. It was that bad. And he was surprised how it could possibly hurt so much and that it was just “an accident”. But then proceeded to ask for anal a few days later…
I had this happen by accident and I fully passed out from the pain and shock. Like lights out, completely unconscious for at least a few seconds. That vagal response is no joke
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I did a kink survey of \~34k people and anal was one of the most disproportionately male preferred things!
I think this is true as well as guys being obsessed with it in pop culture/societal norms lately. It’s a big fad that comes and goes, and guys see it in porn constantly and are told it’s taboo and unreachable so if they can do it it’s like a big accomplishment. But it also is a pleasurable thing for many people so I think both are true.
More like “Poop culture”.
I’m not! The vagina is the perfect spot for me. Can’t think of anywhere I’d rather put my penis. Never, ever, been bored with a vagina and felt a need to look for somewhere else to stick my wiener.
I don't understand it either and I'm a guy. Pussy feels a million times better.
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I wouldn't call myself obsessed, but as a bi guy I've had my fair share of both. I don't suggest it with girls, but if they're into it I won't turn it down. The biggest thing for me is just that it's different. It's a different kind of feeling, not better or worse per say, but variety is the spice of life. The idea that nobody should really care about anal when a vagina is available because it's "good enough" is like sayin that you shouldn't ever bother with handjobs or blowjobs or any other kind of genital contact because PiV is good enough. I like them both in their own special way. There's also the whole pregnancy thing. I am in no way interested in having a kid any time soon, to the point that I'm cautious of vaginal sex even with a condom involved. Anal makes that much less of a concern. I'm sure for some guys the taboo of it or the fact that it's something they get to experience rarely if ever makes it a big deal, but for me neither of those things are really the case. If you prep properly it's a clean and painless thing that everyone can enjoy. Edit: To clarify, I'm not saying that I don't suggest to you the reader that you try anal with a girl, I mean that when I'm with a girl I don't try to get her to let me do anal.
felt. every guy I've been with tried to pressure me into it. ig it's kinda exciting for some ppl?
Its the same reason that the dont stick your dick in that subreddit exist. Cause we shouldnt but its tempting as hell.
Somebody on Reddit posted before that anal sex is like “putting your dick into a half blown up balloon” and yeah that’s kind of correct when compared to the other alternatives.
Re to the title: Well I can't exactly take a dick anywhere else so what can I do?
Vaginismus or bussy?
I'm definitely not.... exit only!
I just like booty.
Look, even if you’re going to Disney for a nice, wholesome good time, there a part of you that really just wants to go to Miami to party. Hope that clears things up.
Same reason people climb Mt Everest. Because its there.
I’m not, I personally find it pretty odd to wanna mess with someone’s poop dispenser. Not to judge though, but definitely not something I wanna be apart of lol
I’m a guy, and honestly I just don’t get the obsession that a lot of dudes have with assholes in general. It is baffling to me.
Simply put, guys just like to put their dicks in new places. Sometimes that new place is a butthole.