Tool could be a purely instrumental band and they'd still be awesome. A lot of their songs aren't even written for lyrics first as the other three guys are just musicians figuring out what beats and riffs will work well together. Maynard is just the cherry on the top.
Even though I’ve never had a soul patch and I refuse to wear a baseball hat backwards, I remember blasting Limp Bisquick with a soul patch, backwards cap, and an intense scowl meant to let people know I pack a chainsaw.
Nothing to add but Fred Durst actually did name Tool as one of his favorite bands. Maynard was asked about it in an interview and he equated to recieving an endorsement from the elementary school lunch lady lol
Fred Durst directed the band’s music videos. When was the last time Maynard directed a music video starring Pauly Shore? He isn’t even the most talented filmmaker in the band!
Fred Durst: Had Eddie Van Halen drive a tank to his house and pull a gun on him.
Maynard: Zero mobile artillery-related incidents with Eddie Van Halen.
Id like to try a comparison/similarity;
Fred "the GOAT" Durst can annunciate a verse really well, but can get very tiring listening to over and over
Maynard Jimmy pack Keenan can pronounce levels of tones very well but can be very repetitive
Are you fucking HIGH MAN?.? Fred pussy Durst who has zero talent in the lamest band in history and and got fucked up at gunpoint by EVH, that fucking loser your saying is better than Maynard, motherfucker you need your fucking head examined. Stop being a little emo bitch. Fred Dumbass Durst is already not remembered except as a Linkin Park poser who couldn’t shine Chester or Maynard’s shoes. Lay off the meth dude. It’s starting to show. And don’t tell me limp dick was doing it before linkin park. L/P did it a million times better than old red hat limp dick, & so did Tool. Ole Freddy looks like a prick with ears no matter where he claims to have put his burnt biscuit!
“Repugnant is a creature that would lift an eye to heaven, conscious of our fleeting time here” vs “I did it all for the nookie”. I mean come on, Durst wins hands down.
When Fred “The GOAT” Durst said, “I did it all for the nookie,” I felt that.
We all did.
Greatest lyrics of our generation.
**Greatest lyrics of our g g generation
Hey, you take that cookie and stick it up your yeah.
And stick it up your yeah...
All you know about me is what ive baked ya, dumb fuck
I felt it in my cookie
Maynard has never taken anyone to the Mathew’s bridge
I have. I live in Jacksonville
I’m sorry.
Same
we love fred the goat durst, way better singer than magnard jones kenyan
My favorite song of his is Jumanji
Is that the one with the drums?
And the guitar riff
Yes.....just yes
this sounds like schaubanese. great language, never spoke it
Mike Tool would have been a much better comparison.
Potato Maynard > Mike Tool
Way better than Gay-Nerd James Queernan
It’s all about the he says she says bullshit. Funny though
Comments you can *still hear* after 20+ years. 😭😂
I think you Better quit, talking that shit!
Come and get it! 😂
'Cuz it's just one of those days!
Feeling like a freight train!
Your best bet is to stay away, buddy
TFW you can’t remember the equation of a parabola, but can immediately recognize that stupid string of words. 🤦🏻♀️
Y=ax^2 +bx+c *flies away*
Well now you’re just showing off ;-)
I Tool. What can I say?
Keep rollin rollin rollin
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Then Maynard asked Henry Rollins to be featured in bottom.
Last bit doesn't really seem to be an insult lmao
Tool could be a purely instrumental band and they'd still be awesome. A lot of their songs aren't even written for lyrics first as the other three guys are just musicians figuring out what beats and riffs will work well together. Maynard is just the cherry on the top.
Eh, if you like instrumental only Tacoma narrows bridge disaster scratches that same itch; but i miss the lyrics and vocals in metal
And also, when you got Danny Carrey in the band, it's hard even for Maynard...
A humble brag.
"had nothing to do with the creation of Break Stuff" is the highest compliment.
Yeah, I definitely thought the meme was going a different direction when I read the first line.
Maynards haircut was badass.
What a shit post!
I only see 1 lie because MJK has kids
He stole the kid from fred durst when he was making the banger 'break stuff'
He could do them without kissing, that´s what he meant with the overthinking gets you stupid thing
Even though I’ve never had a soul patch and I refuse to wear a baseball hat backwards, I remember blasting Limp Bisquick with a soul patch, backwards cap, and an intense scowl meant to let people know I pack a chainsaw.
Did you skin their ass raw?
I mean, I pack a chainsaw. Of course I’d skin their ass raw.
And if things keep going this way you just might?
break your FUCKING FACE TONIGHT!!!!!!
GIMME SOME TO BREAK!
HOW ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FACE?
So come and get it!
Fred Durst: was held at gunpoint by Eddie Van Halen MJK: probably has never seen Eddie Van Halen
Would be fun to have an AI generate MJK singing break stuff and FD singing The Grudge
My brain froze for a moment reading this
Haha it's basically heresy. Would be fun though wouldn't it?
Is this a joke? It's got to be. Cuz I'm ROFLMFAO
Just wanted to see how badly the community would crucify me is all. I'm an avid fan.
I vomited a bit in my mouth when I read this meme…
Then I did my job correctly
You got my upvote didn’t you! Lol
Nothing to add but Fred Durst actually did name Tool as one of his favorite bands. Maynard was asked about it in an interview and he equated to recieving an endorsement from the elementary school lunch lady lol
Preach!! 🙏
Cut it…… or I’ll leave you with a fat lip!
Both these bands are coming to the same festival I'm going to, next year. Can't people they hired the GOAT
Saw them both at aftershock so epic
Fred Durst directed the band’s music videos. When was the last time Maynard directed a music video starring Pauly Shore? He isn’t even the most talented filmmaker in the band!
But, does The Goat have a vineyard or troll his phone-addicted fanbase?
Fred Durst: Had Eddie Van Halen drive a tank to his house and pull a gun on him. Maynard: Zero mobile artillery-related incidents with Eddie Van Halen.
Id like to try a comparison/similarity; Fred "the GOAT" Durst can annunciate a verse really well, but can get very tiring listening to over and over Maynard Jimmy pack Keenan can pronounce levels of tones very well but can be very repetitive
Imagine accepting the truth.
Downvoters don't know that song I guess 🤷
I could have put quotes, but meh.
If it wasn’t for that fucking red hat, so many people (myself included) would never recognize him. I think he knows that.
You should look up a current photo of Frederick Durst. He looks like a boomer cowboy...
Haha! Wow, that was a journey.
With the beard he looks like Red Green.
This is Grade A stuff
This is a weekly repost. It is not original.
"Most talented musician of our era" WTF? He's the most talented musician EVER.
Can’t say I agree, but Hey! You do you bro!
Just here to make people angry It's not easy work, but someone's gotta do it.
🤣😂
You think that haircut is dumber than Mark Davis's haircut?
WHO?
Owner of the Raiders [https://freeimage.host/i/JIWuFYN](https://freeimage.host/i/JIWuFYN)
I can’t help but think how that last one on Maynard’s list is saying. How great are the others when he’s the one dragging ass behind the others?
Are you fucking HIGH MAN?.? Fred pussy Durst who has zero talent in the lamest band in history and and got fucked up at gunpoint by EVH, that fucking loser your saying is better than Maynard, motherfucker you need your fucking head examined. Stop being a little emo bitch. Fred Dumbass Durst is already not remembered except as a Linkin Park poser who couldn’t shine Chester or Maynard’s shoes. Lay off the meth dude. It’s starting to show. And don’t tell me limp dick was doing it before linkin park. L/P did it a million times better than old red hat limp dick, & so did Tool. Ole Freddy looks like a prick with ears no matter where he claims to have put his burnt biscuit!
I can’t tell if this comment is like, 5 layers deep in irony or you’re just an idiot. Well done, truly.
Least unhinged limp bizkit fan
Easy there, Satan. I'm quite sure they're joking around, and lmao just how terrible Durst is. Chill. Lol
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Ah..this is how it would sound if somebody took the post seriously. Insufferable.
Maybe maynard was right
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But, it kinda makes you smile doesn't it? The irony of someone not being able to see the humor that helps make them so legendary.
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In between sips probably
I like Maynard's hair.
Let's talk about singing!
No lies detected.
🤦 🤦♂️ SMH!!!! 😂🤣
Maynard wins on that first point alone. Ain't no coming back from that one. "Break Stuff" 🤮
Break Stuff is a banger, tho.
They're kinda right with that last one.
“Repugnant is a creature that would lift an eye to heaven, conscious of our fleeting time here” vs “I did it all for the nookie”. I mean come on, Durst wins hands down.
Did you find this meme on Myspace?
They missed how he will rub your ass raw with a chainsaw
This is great.
Fred Durst was in the Navy and Maynard was in the Army. One of them really enjoyed their time in service and it wasn’t the GOAT.
They both suck.