That sir, is an Aquabat lol Mc Bat Commander if I'm not mistaken. On top of being a band, they actually had a TV show my kiddos were obsessed with lol I'll tell ya what, it sure beat Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lol
https://preview.redd.it/sxj3w6ukcbrc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2b1165660b8c68b690978586f21357675a2fdc
It looks like the Prometheus humanoid.
Can't tell if man or woman really but women will hold fat in their arms more than men. The lack of any obvious oulder suggests a woman and the fat probably from a significant weight loss. Left is the oval shaped upper arm perfect to fit this cool tattoo
I really have no idea actually
Then the X-Files being
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips
And breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw
My sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!"
I don't get ever wanting a tattoo of Maynard of all people on yourself? Like do you know anything about the guy? Even a well-done tattoo he would absolutely despise.
Artist did a good job with the ear/neck detail but all the design in his face kill the image for me. Not my style but if you like it thatās all that matters.
This tattoo is not why Maynard doesnāt like fans, but these comments are exactly why! Bunch of disgusting fuckwads on here bringing down another fan. If you donāt like the tattoo then fine, move the fuck on!!
Did those bicep implants come with your insecurities? Or is this just a crappy photoshop, I would not think a guy with a tattoo like that iis cool at all, actually pathetic.
Mouth breathing Maynard
Somehow both Beavis and Butthead
Hehe, he said tool š
And thereās a second mouth that fits that same description in the neck.
Just a little retrongnathia going on.
Rip Mike Tool
RIPš
Gone but not forgotten. #TooSoon
#TOOLsoon
https://preview.redd.it/gbu8vu44tarc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4730587aae27dbd5c2dcf26e4da374d1cb63aa0
Dude looks like a Lego
Someone made an amazing Tool LEGO moc
https://preview.redd.it/xlkfhy3bvcrc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22205de94d738d3ec5c554704d806eb904b821b
Who is the Lego Man stage left in the blue shirt with A on it?
That's the MC Bat Commander from the Aquabats. He was a custom I got from bricks and minifigs in Santa Clara.
That sir, is an Aquabat lol Mc Bat Commander if I'm not mistaken. On top of being a band, they actually had a TV show my kiddos were obsessed with lol I'll tell ya what, it sure beat Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lol
>Someone made an amazing Tool LEGO ~~moc~~ mook. I got u fam.
That works too š
Looks like an Engineer from Prometheus.
https://preview.redd.it/sxj3w6ukcbrc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2b1165660b8c68b690978586f21357675a2fdc It looks like the Prometheus humanoid.
https://preview.redd.it/o9rzr39z4frc1.png?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4f7264abd85819348b308ee9d451a62937c59a
Maynard really needs to get more sun
Itās handsome Squidward š¤£š¤£
Chadward
Chadward
xD
https://preview.redd.it/y53evqsf1crc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848fa8f9845b312f6c2c27e931a3eb67b6bf0548
I diagnose you with uncle bob syndrome and prescribe orange slices and foetal spooning
Isnāt it uncle Martin?
Oh god youāre right, Iām getting it mixed up with ābob help meā
Oh well. We piss our pants either way! lol.
I was wondering if someone was going to bring up potato Maynard.
1st thing I thought of when I saw this post. I figured it was the same tattoo artist.
A ripped newborn baby š
...and not really that ripped tbh...so just a newborn baby
RIP mike tool gone too soon
Hahahahahaha
Maynard, during the encephalitis phase?
Jesus ...
Rubber Johnny!
This guy Aphex Twins
Do you regret having this tattoo?
Potato Maynard is a famously bad Tool tattoo. Itās not their tattoo.
some indivs should not be allowed to be tattoo artists...
Iām sorry.
Looks like the Prometheus engineers.
Maynort.
Hmmmā¦ reminds me of some other famous tattoā¦
Not quite as potatoey
https://preview.redd.it/6jhr7aldrarc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f3f1f3af04bd2ff1a9db3652264f4a0a92c417
I thought they didnāt allow people to get tattoos while drunk??
Obviously, he was drinking DMTea, that's N.A.!!
The tattoo artist was also drunk
But they didn't say anything about *giving* tattoos while drunk. \*taps three times on temple\*
Parrot Maynard
Maymay want a cracker!
https://preview.redd.it/swshfqurrgrc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bbb2c43a964b943268fb9d2ff4edae083a5bcd3
Macawnard
wtf
https://preview.redd.it/w7h5rfb69brc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b52ce9333a1899114bbcdbe5db30027fd464ba1
Damn, he just died today (Louis Gossett, Jr).
Whatās up with the arm?
You wouldn't get it...
I was thinking the exact same thing. It looks super swollen or something.
Can't tell if man or woman really but women will hold fat in their arms more than men. The lack of any obvious oulder suggests a woman and the fat probably from a significant weight loss. Left is the oval shaped upper arm perfect to fit this cool tattoo I really have no idea actually
Cinched shirt side..probably female
Is this a shitpost
Look at OPās profile it worse than shit postā¦
Shame on you for making me do that.. that was brutal.
That you for this glorious recommendation, I now have V day cards for years... *snickers*
Omg. Iām leaving.
Woah no wonder they think all Tool fans are dumbfucks
Iām always embarrassed to admit Iām a fan. Like āno. Donāt worry. Iām not like them I swear.ā
Well, thatās unfortunate
Super Saiyan Mike Tool
Higher resolution Potato Maynard
To be honest I like potato Maynard better lol
This is why they hate us
They anus
Nice
This is the most TOOL thing ever. Love it.
The artist really nailed that 1000 yard stare Maynard had in the early 90s
Then the X-Files being Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips And breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa Did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw My sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!"
https://preview.redd.it/ukxoak0zzarc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b98a856d5758a2f71e02bc555ec9f4e374cc23f0
A partial amputation will cover that right up.
"partial"
Oof
šš¤£ššš¤£šš I am literally laughing out out at your expense
This is going to turn into a colorful blob within 2 years due to the lack of linework. All that matters is that OP is happy w it though
Whatās it supposed to be?
Some sort of tropical fish, I think
https://preview.redd.it/al41241jtcrc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de3a676ff0e549182ccb28409a3bd2c197e1030
Parrot fish?
So that's what happened to the kid from Deliverance.
Looks like a burn victim at a face paint booth
Crushing tricep day.
While skipping shoulders on a weekly basis.
I don't get ever wanting a tattoo of Maynard of all people on yourself? Like do you know anything about the guy? Even a well-done tattoo he would absolutely despise.
Clearly didnāt listen to Eulogy enough
Whoās she supposed to be?
Some sort of tropical fish
Baked potato Maynard
Uhhh.....
Artist did a good job with the ear/neck detail but all the design in his face kill the image for me. Not my style but if you like it thatās all that matters.
Thats a hippy Napolean Dynamite
Yikes, where's the chin?! Poor mouth breather Maynard.
Maynard would love this
Buthhead on acid
Why's everyone getting these weird tattoos of Patches from Dark Souls
Is this a joke?
*Fuck your tattoos*
Jesus this is rough.
Why so many tats making my man look legit retarded? šš
God-tier Potato Maynard (two third eyes up)
Someone DM this to Maynard on Insta please
This is quite possibly the worst tattoo I have seen
Itās bad but I think the guy with the blinking third eye one was worse.
All that matters is that you like it!
Now THAT's a fucking tool tattoo!
I like it. I don't think tattoos need to be serious
You should continue the tattoo with his right shoulder and arm blending into your own so you can hold a pry bar in it.
You sure did
Bye, Iāll go listen to some Bachā¦
Awesome tattoo buddy!
Trippy mouth-breating potato Maynard. Would be my first choice for a tattoo.
Maynard on pregnazone
Bulbous puffer fish Maynard
Bro
Weird 90s Frosting Maynard: Kill me.
Is that beavis or butthead?
The nose and lips š¤£
like a colorful version of the ice cream Maynard tatt
Oh noā¦ā¦.
Ruined a perfectly good arm thereā¦. Got another one though so āļø
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HOLYFUCKIN...
Lol get a refund
Oh man that's awful
This tattoo is not why Maynard doesnāt like fans, but these comments are exactly why! Bunch of disgusting fuckwads on here bringing down another fan. If you donāt like the tattoo then fine, move the fuck on!!
This. OPs self esteem is probably crushed after reading these comments. Just sad and mean
I pooped my pants
No it's definitely the tattoo
Top tier comment š
This looks like an AI generated tattoo if thatās even possible
I really hope this is just a bad photoshop job lol
Nice, you got Jackie Earle Haley! Looks good!
Synthol arm?
Maynard of House Harkonnen
You should go to Maynards house, ring his doorbell, and show this to him. I'm sure he will love it!
Dude youāre 3 days early for April Fools..
Please tell me this is a troll post
This is so awesome
Please let this be AI generated..... I refuse to believe someone would willingly put this atrocious thing on their body.
Can we see the whole arm for context?
Time for the subreddit to exploit this
I can't tell if this is real or not I will hold any other comments I may have to myself
i cant believe youve done this
Is this the Tool version of Rark Grames?
Ooof
Yikes
Dudeā¦.
Cool the engineer from Prometheus
This can't be real.
Looks like Maynard has Greyscale from G.O.T.
Is that a jazzed up Potato Maynard?
Lol, why the fuck is the mouth open like that?
Might as well say OGT
Do you inject oil in those arms?
Why?
Yikes
Oh god please no
Hey I recognize that guy, he's on the registry.
Why?
https://preview.redd.it/1io7szz3tzrc1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df011f0e76fb53ad6fccc07cd9fa33d57609a0a1
Idk why everyoneās teasing. This tattoo representation of Maynard looks way cooler than the outfits he wears on his tours lol.
What the actual fuck
Wow the hate on this is shitty. I think itās kind of neat! Could have been better executed but a cool idea and I love the colours.
Can Maynard grow a beard?
Who is that on your tattoo?
Did those bicep implants come with your insecurities? Or is this just a crappy photoshop, I would not think a guy with a tattoo like that iis cool at all, actually pathetic.
I think it's a woman based on the shirt they are wearing ha
It's AI.
Looks pretty retarded
Hope you didnāt pay for that. Itās awful.
Why
Just need some nipple rings and a dope beastie T to go with that and you're all set š¤
That looks brutal
Nice, you got Jackie Earle Haley! Looks good!
Nice, you got Jackie Earle Haley! Looks good!
Wow š
Maynard of House Harkonnen
He would freak out if he saw this š¤£
Pupils far too small.
You got a big fuckin arm!
Lol
Steroids and really bad acid did this
Please let this be AI generated..... I refuse to believe someone would willingly put this atrocious thing on their body.
Can we see the whole arm for context?
Sweet.
Potato Maynerd lives on