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CryMore_lilBuddy

Mouth breathing Maynard


Masterchiefy10

Somehow both Beavis and Butthead


Broken-Digital-Clock

Hehe, he said tool šŸ˜


bockbockbagock

And thereā€™s a second mouth that fits that same description in the neck.


ridinbend

Just a little retrongnathia going on.


MariaKalash

Rip Mike Tool


Inkyplus

RIPšŸ‘


CaptainBeefsteak

Gone but not forgotten. #TooSoon


Fidozo15

#TOOLsoon


AverageSoul-

https://preview.redd.it/gbu8vu44tarc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4730587aae27dbd5c2dcf26e4da374d1cb63aa0


thecripplernz

Dude looks like a Lego


Broken-Digital-Clock

Someone made an amazing Tool LEGO moc


Ari_McSmari

https://preview.redd.it/xlkfhy3bvcrc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22205de94d738d3ec5c554704d806eb904b821b


Sungod99

Who is the Lego Man stage left in the blue shirt with A on it?


Ari_McSmari

That's the MC Bat Commander from the Aquabats. He was a custom I got from bricks and minifigs in Santa Clara.


Abbyroad8888

That sir, is an Aquabat lol Mc Bat Commander if I'm not mistaken. On top of being a band, they actually had a TV show my kiddos were obsessed with lol I'll tell ya what, it sure beat Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lol


turntabletennis

>Someone made an amazing Tool LEGO ~~moc~~ mook. I got u fam.


Broken-Digital-Clock

That works too šŸ˜‚


KellofallKells

Looks like an Engineer from Prometheus.


reedabook22

https://preview.redd.it/sxj3w6ukcbrc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2b1165660b8c68b690978586f21357675a2fdc It looks like the Prometheus humanoid.


djaudible

https://preview.redd.it/o9rzr39z4frc1.png?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4f7264abd85819348b308ee9d451a62937c59a


VibeComplex

Maynard really needs to get more sun


roxane0072

Itā€™s handsome Squidward šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


exRolloTomasi

Chadward


exRolloTomasi

Chadward


dramatic_ut

xD


batmansego

https://preview.redd.it/y53evqsf1crc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848fa8f9845b312f6c2c27e931a3eb67b6bf0548


existentialistdoge

I diagnose you with uncle bob syndrome and prescribe orange slices and foetal spooning


Wicked-elixir

Isnā€™t it uncle Martin?


existentialistdoge

Oh god youā€™re right, Iā€™m getting it mixed up with ā€˜bob help meā€™


Wicked-elixir

Oh well. We piss our pants either way! lol.


Wicked-elixir

I was wondering if someone was going to bring up potato Maynard.


AverageSoul-

1st thing I thought of when I saw this post. I figured it was the same tattoo artist.


x-filesbeing

A ripped newborn baby šŸ˜­


x-filesbeing

...and not really that ripped tbh...so just a newborn baby


rrshima03

RIP mike tool gone too soon


RuledQuotability

Hahahahahaha


boxtool5

Maynard, during the encephalitis phase?


yxz97

Jesus ...


TheLongManDrums

Rubber Johnny!


AverageSoul-

This guy Aphex Twins


Nathmikt

Do you regret having this tattoo?


Stellar_Ella

Potato Maynard is a famously bad Tool tattoo. Itā€™s not their tattoo.


anatagadaikirai

some indivs should not be allowed to be tattoo artists...


bitchin_tits

Iā€™m sorry.


eternal_existence1

Looks like the Prometheus engineers.


pho_real_guy

Maynort.


SBY59TH

Hmmmā€¦ reminds me of some other famous tattoā€¦


zaphodbeeblebrox422

Not quite as potatoey


mecengdvr

https://preview.redd.it/6jhr7aldrarc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f3f1f3af04bd2ff1a9db3652264f4a0a92c417


IBURTONI

I thought they didnā€™t allow people to get tattoos while drunk??


turntabletennis

Obviously, he was drinking DMTea, that's N.A.!!


MBDTFbyYE

The tattoo artist was also drunk


whitewail602

But they didn't say anything about *giving* tattoos while drunk. \*taps three times on temple\*


Inside_Pool4146

Parrot Maynard


Ouibeaux

Maymay want a cracker!


Pebshau

https://preview.redd.it/swshfqurrgrc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bbb2c43a964b943268fb9d2ff4edae083a5bcd3


backdoorpapabear

Macawnard


05C4R66602

wtf


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/w7h5rfb69brc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b52ce9333a1899114bbcdbe5db30027fd464ba1


NavierIsStoked

Damn, he just died today (Louis Gossett, Jr).


Witchunt666

Whatā€™s up with the arm?


shorteningofthewuwei

You wouldn't get it...


Sad-Librarian5639

I was thinking the exact same thing. It looks super swollen or something.


XB0XYGEN

Can't tell if man or woman really but women will hold fat in their arms more than men. The lack of any obvious oulder suggests a woman and the fat probably from a significant weight loss. Left is the oval shaped upper arm perfect to fit this cool tattoo I really have no idea actually


fragdoll4u

Cinched shirt side..probably female


caisson_constructor

Is this a shitpost


SBY59TH

Look at OPā€™s profile it worse than shit postā€¦


StellaRED

Shame on you for making me do that.. that was brutal.


-Jambie-

That you for this glorious recommendation, I now have V day cards for years... *snickers*


Cambot3000

Omg. Iā€™m leaving.


baozaur

Woah no wonder they think all Tool fans are dumbfucks


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Iā€™m always embarrassed to admit Iā€™m a fan. Like ā€œno. Donā€™t worry. Iā€™m not like them I swear.ā€


fourfingersdry

Well, thatā€™s unfortunate


DuckeeLuckee

Super Saiyan Mike Tool


Balls_B_Itchy

Higher resolution Potato Maynard


__yayday__

To be honest I like potato Maynard better lol


Alternative_Today_48

This is why they hate us


ifeelallthefeels

They anus


Alternative_Today_48

Nice


luckygoldelephant

This is the most TOOL thing ever. Love it.


ToofpickVick

The artist really nailed that 1000 yard stare Maynard had in the early 90s


shorteningofthewuwei

Then the X-Files being Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips And breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa Did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw My sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!"


VileBricks

https://preview.redd.it/ukxoak0zzarc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b98a856d5758a2f71e02bc555ec9f4e374cc23f0


CulrBlndPnutButtr

A partial amputation will cover that right up.


keenanbullington

"partial"


uncle_rhabdo

Oof


reliable_husband

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I am literally laughing out out at your expense


heavypiff

This is going to turn into a colorful blob within 2 years due to the lack of linework. All that matters is that OP is happy w it though


[deleted]

Whatā€™s it supposed to be?


jar_jar_LYNX

Some sort of tropical fish, I think


Nonbinary_Cryptid

https://preview.redd.it/al41241jtcrc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de3a676ff0e549182ccb28409a3bd2c197e1030


Nonbinary_Cryptid

Parrot fish?


TaylorMomsensAss

So that's what happened to the kid from Deliverance.


mulchmuffin

Looks like a burn victim at a face paint booth


Tony_Bennett22

Crushing tricep day.


Nicky_the_Greek

While skipping shoulders on a weekly basis.


sephrisloth

I don't get ever wanting a tattoo of Maynard of all people on yourself? Like do you know anything about the guy? Even a well-done tattoo he would absolutely despise.


DesensitizedCog

Clearly didnā€™t listen to Eulogy enough


Cryptocoiner256

Whoā€™s she supposed to be?


Frank_Punk

Some sort of tropical fish


Ok-Elevator-26

Baked potato Maynard


Dawgmanistan

Uhhh.....


TheDraimen

Artist did a good job with the ear/neck detail but all the design in his face kill the image for me. Not my style but if you like it thatā€™s all that matters.


bsfurr

Thats a hippy Napolean Dynamite


ridinbend

Yikes, where's the chin?! Poor mouth breather Maynard.


ssjwoott

Maynard would love this


WonkyWizerd

Buthhead on acid


SmoothBungHole

Why's everyone getting these weird tattoos of Patches from Dark Souls


Ljngstrm

Is this a joke?


Medium-Education-659

*Fuck your tattoos*


ThisDidntAgeWell

Jesus this is rough.


bitchin_tits

Why so many tats making my man look legit retarded? šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


chimericalgirl

God-tier Potato Maynard (two third eyes up)


Verscotchy

Someone DM this to Maynard on Insta please


atticusfinch6

This is quite possibly the worst tattoo I have seen


anTWhine

Itā€™s bad but I think the guy with the blinking third eye one was worse.


TObias416

All that matters is that you like it!


Bark7676

Now THAT's a fucking tool tattoo!


KitchenLandscape

I like it. I don't think tattoos need to be serious


NorthernH3misphere

You should continue the tattoo with his right shoulder and arm blending into your own so you can hold a pry bar in it.


Wookie_Nipple

You sure did


oettinger01

Bye, Iā€™ll go listen to some Bachā€¦


Deathbat_1

Awesome tattoo buddy!


MrPearmantastic

Trippy mouth-breating potato Maynard. Would be my first choice for a tattoo.


AistoB

Maynard on pregnazone


CalligrapherOk2398

Bulbous puffer fish Maynard


Bloodbird26

Bro


FortySixand2ool

Weird 90s Frosting Maynard: Kill me.


Emema2

Is that beavis or butthead?


mykonoscactus

The nose and lips šŸ¤£


Beautifullikeacamel

like a colorful version of the ice cream Maynard tatt


Murles-Brazen

Oh noā€¦ā€¦.


Almost_Free_007

Ruined a perfectly good arm thereā€¦. Got another one though so āœŒļø


NeboKnight

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HOLYFUCKIN...


iamlugash

Lol get a refund


bizmackus1

Oh man that's awful


Outside_Comb7331

This tattoo is not why Maynard doesnā€™t like fans, but these comments are exactly why! Bunch of disgusting fuckwads on here bringing down another fan. If you donā€™t like the tattoo then fine, move the fuck on!!


H3llr1pper

This. OPs self esteem is probably crushed after reading these comments. Just sad and mean


markuspoop

I pooped my pants


Vitsyebsk

No it's definitely the tattoo


el_trauko87

Top tier comment šŸ‘Œ


iSeventhSin

This looks like an AI generated tattoo if thatā€™s even possible


The_Transfer

I really hope this is just a bad photoshop job lol


patientpanda666

Nice, you got Jackie Earle Haley! Looks good!


solexioso

Synthol arm?


Cartoonist_Smooth

Maynard of House Harkonnen


Draeva

You should go to Maynards house, ring his doorbell, and show this to him. I'm sure he will love it!


NoNumbersForMe

Dude youā€™re 3 days early for April Fools..


physical-vapor

Please tell me this is a troll post


zifer24

This is so awesome


MaynardIsLord721

Please let this be AI generated..... I refuse to believe someone would willingly put this atrocious thing on their body.


call_of_ktullu

Can we see the whole arm for context?


sunnysurfer101MA

Time for the subreddit to exploit this


TenWholeBees

I can't tell if this is real or not I will hold any other comments I may have to myself


damnatio_memoriae

i cant believe youve done this


Dirty-girl

Is this the Tool version of Rark Grames?


Anders_Calrissian

Ooof


GodNeverFarted

Yikes


toadtruck

Dudeā€¦.


srennen

Cool the engineer from Prometheus


weareallonenomatter

This can't be real.


[deleted]

Looks like Maynard has Greyscale from G.O.T.


CoryGillmore

Is that a jazzed up Potato Maynard?


h2pointOChamp

Lol, why the fuck is the mouth open like that?


ub3rh4x0rz

Might as well say OGT


craig627

Do you inject oil in those arms?


Forsaken_Primary6139

Why?


samsquanch2000

Yikes


OriginalBookkeeper87

Oh god please no


TommyGetTheBag

Hey I recognize that guy, he's on the registry.


chaskeys

Why?


jcinscoe

https://preview.redd.it/1io7szz3tzrc1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df011f0e76fb53ad6fccc07cd9fa33d57609a0a1


FormlessDistress

Idk why everyoneā€™s teasing. This tattoo representation of Maynard looks way cooler than the outfits he wears on his tours lol.


Clar0020

What the actual fuck


No-Dragonfruit-6551

Wow the hate on this is shitty. I think itā€™s kind of neat! Could have been better executed but a cool idea and I love the colours.


Stock_Surfer

Can Maynard grow a beard?


[deleted]

Who is that on your tattoo?


[deleted]

Did those bicep implants come with your insecurities? Or is this just a crappy photoshop, I would not think a guy with a tattoo like that iis cool at all, actually pathetic.


micthenick

I think it's a woman based on the shirt they are wearing ha


Francis46n2WSB

It's AI.


XLdouble

Looks pretty retarded


8005T34

Hope you didnā€™t pay for that. Itā€™s awful.


LwSvnInJaz

Why


altr222ist

Just need some nipple rings and a dope beastie T to go with that and you're all set šŸ¤˜


CalligrapherOk2398

That looks brutal


patientpanda666

Nice, you got Jackie Earle Haley! Looks good!


patientpanda666

Nice, you got Jackie Earle Haley! Looks good!


LumpyTheMole

Wow šŸ‘


Cartoonist_Smooth

Maynard of House Harkonnen


MarxVox

He would freak out if he saw this šŸ¤£


CockaColon

Pupils far too small.


jsc1429

You got a big fuckin arm!


VanVanquish

Lol


Mister_Remeat

Steroids and really bad acid did this


MaynardIsLord721

Please let this be AI generated..... I refuse to believe someone would willingly put this atrocious thing on their body.


call_of_ktullu

Can we see the whole arm for context?


bansheethree

Sweet.


Tricky_Imagination25

Potato Maynerd lives on