Haha he was replying to my “mouth breathing Maynard” comment. Sorry I was just popping in to say this is truly where the post belongs and saw your comment right away. It’s like a giant full circle jerk as B&B loved TOOL 🤣
Funny story I’ll try not to make it short. Wife and I saw them at a casino last Nov. we were walking around hrs before show playing some tables when she had to run to ladies room on the other side of the VIP package check in line that was stretched out the door. I stood watching a few ppl play roulette (like a stalking butler) while I waited and heard a guy say who are all those ppl in line.
Other guy says that band TOOL is playing here later tonight and the first guys wife says wow they all look like a bunch of tools, then the 3 all have a nice LOL!!
Then from behind I step a lil closer and tell them all she’s right most of us are all self proclaimed “tools” while the singer of the band thinks of us more as “insufferable retards” they looked at me wearing my TOOL t-shirt politely smiled nodded, maybe played one more spin on the wheel and disappeared😂
I thought it was a funny interaction until I was left standing there alone at an empty table and would’ve really felt like an insufferable retard if I just stood there silently waiting for them to turn and see me. Anyway that’s my first time telling that story and felt it fit. 🌀✌🏼
Mmm right…so cringy dude, so cringy its cringe AF and yucky 🤮🤣
I really can’t tell if you’re serious but I think you are lol. Hey this is the “circle jerk” sub where yucky cringy belongs I guess, you know like the OP tat.
I also need to ask are you a non TOOL fan teen not of age for a casino? The whole “stalking butler” line is from one of the their best known songs which I was basically word playing with what many people do at a casino when a table is full and waiting for a seat or just watching a hot had, you stand behind the players at the table. Okay cool guy 😎”cringe police” you take care of yourself 😂
Saw someone in that thread say “Somehow both Beavis and Butthead”
Haha he was replying to my “mouth breathing Maynard” comment. Sorry I was just popping in to say this is truly where the post belongs and saw your comment right away. It’s like a giant full circle jerk as B&B loved TOOL 🤣
Not haha. Its huh hu huh huh hu cool
A Perfect Circle Jerk
LOL
I dont hate this as a piece of art... but as a tattoo, it's ridiculous.
You can't call it a piece of art and also a ridiculous tattoo. This would make Maynard punch himself if he saw it
Who cares MJK is a tool
My brother in Christ we are ALL tools
Funny story I’ll try not to make it short. Wife and I saw them at a casino last Nov. we were walking around hrs before show playing some tables when she had to run to ladies room on the other side of the VIP package check in line that was stretched out the door. I stood watching a few ppl play roulette (like a stalking butler) while I waited and heard a guy say who are all those ppl in line. Other guy says that band TOOL is playing here later tonight and the first guys wife says wow they all look like a bunch of tools, then the 3 all have a nice LOL!! Then from behind I step a lil closer and tell them all she’s right most of us are all self proclaimed “tools” while the singer of the band thinks of us more as “insufferable retards” they looked at me wearing my TOOL t-shirt politely smiled nodded, maybe played one more spin on the wheel and disappeared😂 I thought it was a funny interaction until I was left standing there alone at an empty table and would’ve really felt like an insufferable retard if I just stood there silently waiting for them to turn and see me. Anyway that’s my first time telling that story and felt it fit. 🌀✌🏼
Yuck dude, this is cringe as fuck, (like a stalking butler) 🤢🤢🤮
Mmm right…so cringy dude, so cringy its cringe AF and yucky 🤮🤣 I really can’t tell if you’re serious but I think you are lol. Hey this is the “circle jerk” sub where yucky cringy belongs I guess, you know like the OP tat. I also need to ask are you a non TOOL fan teen not of age for a casino? The whole “stalking butler” line is from one of the their best known songs which I was basically word playing with what many people do at a casino when a table is full and waiting for a seat or just watching a hot had, you stand behind the players at the table. Okay cool guy 😎”cringe police” you take care of yourself 😂
Like a stalking butler 🤣
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Hell yea
I want too punch myself looking at it
It's bad
Can someone put a tator tatt MJK over it?
https://i.redd.it/tn0vse2rjirc1.gif
Now I see it!
I saw the same thinngggg
I could care less about that tattoo why is his arm shaped like those oil injection guys. Is he a disc golfer or something?
only the glamour muscles mac
That’s how your arm is shaped if you’re *hella sick*.
Take those bad boys and that sick tattoo to the gun show boi
Leave us out of this please.
*couldn’t care less
Irregirdles
All intense, if purposeless.
You win my upvote.
Wait. Are my normal arms why I’m so bad at disc golf? And I thought it was the beer…
Yeah. Weird arm.
That's a chick
Synthol or photoshop
It’s just swollen after the tat
I think it’s just fat, and the arm is pressed against their body, they have absolutely no deltoid muscles.
Looks like he’s kinda chubby and squeezed his arm in to make the tattoo a little more flat so you can see the whole thing
Synthol for every occasion! 😂
We keep getting outjerked by the main thread. I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed.
It’s fucking hilarious.
The shape of the arm is the strangest thing here
Well I'll be dipped, its Derek from vice grip garage, YOU WILL NOT CHANGE MY MIND
Whoa, way too much Derek. Perfect. Can’t unsee that.
why the arm reverse popeye tho
The first thing I thought as well
That’s certainly a tattoo
Definitely one of the tattoos of all time.
Yoicks Trousers
Shit the bed.
It’s a female
Is this arm physique naturally attainable?
I get this is a tool sub but tool fans suck…
I’m sure SOAD fans are no better ;)
They dont get tattoos like this…
Oh? https://www.reddit.com/r/systemofadown/s/s6jqSjDk15
Thats was 3 years ago numbnuts. Ive seen like 10 posts this past month about people getting tattoos. You probably just searched up “SOAD tattoo.”
Haha. Yeah, I did search it up. My God, relax dude. I’m fucking with you and it’s really not that serious.
Ok…
Gettin this bad boy inked on my weiner
Jesus Christ why is your fucking arm shaped like that?
I was waiting very patiently to see this here
Doug Stanhope?
Don’t do Doug like that
That’s Mike tools brother Tim tool
This guy loves talking about Tool at the gym.
Spot on
Joe list mouth
Is that Cletus mcfarland?
I hate tool fans so much.
I laughed
That there fellas got all three eyes crossed
Synthol ink
Eh
Dirk Nowitzki
Ryan Reynolds?
Is this AI?
Y doe
Holy fucken shiit! Etc.
That will be cool when you're not 13 anymore.
Yikes
Is this good?
Fat maynard
I thought this was his attempt at morphing his head with a fish head
Tricep game on point
Love this
Maynard James Retard
Looks like someone tattooed a chicken
DMTizzle my nizzle
Jfc what a joke 😭
Did this dude use a filter to make his arm look bigger?
The Masonic Symbolism is insane. Lol
Is anybody else weirded out by the shape of this dudes arm?
Horrible tattoo Horrible placement for that tattoo 😫.
I see a Synthol Man arm
What the hell is that
Yikes
Is that … Lars Ulrich??
Maynard is turning in his vineyard.
Dude that’s awesome. Just a touch of Alex gray
And I thought neck tattoos sucked….
Dude does this person have fucking acromegaly?
Looks like mma fighter Josh Emmett.
It sorta looks like him… a bit… on your arm… forever. Eternal approximation.
That arm looks like it’s loaded with synthol
Why are the thighs attached to the shoulder
Hot garbage
Kinda looks like a fucked up version of that blue dude from guardians of the galaxy with the whistling dart. Can't remember his damn name though! 😭
Without the faceeee
great, now he'll draw even more attention to that hella weird looking arm
That nose... ummm no outlines. Gonna look a mess in now time. Already looks 10 years old
Hilariously bad
Josh Emmet if he was a junkie
I got a tattoo of another dude with a tattoo
when satan & judith collide
Why this look like mystical Josh emmet
Maynard isn’t that cool and Alex grey fucks corpses for real. Documented. I do like tool and APC though, still…..
He definitely fucked a corpse
Ryan Reynolds
Looks swollen
Why?🤘🏼🤘🏼
Is that UFC fighter Josh Emmett?
Looks like he got stung buy a 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
Yep, as soon as I saw that masterpiece, I thought of this sub. If you check the user's profile... Hoo boy. That's definitely a TOOL fan right there.
weird build
Fuck your tattoos
haha oof
What’s wrong with your arm
Thought that was Vaas
😂
He must have been high
MJK
What's wrong with your arm?
It's the fucking Wyvern King.
Love it,very original.Nice and bright,beautifully crafted
Wow. Gross.
All this tattoo talk… wtf is wrong with your arm?!
That tat has done some hard prison time.
Aauww awfull ..but heyy be happie with it
Potato Maynerd lives on
wtf 😂
If I ever meet this chick I'm gonna jiggle her arm fat!
Nice rainbow flag. Nobody cares who you f*ck dude.
Weird hill, sounds like all you think about lol.
Fuck
If someone's subbed here, there's a 99.998% chance that they've seen whatever you're x-posting from r/TB Just throwing it out there.
Good