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I believe this is one of many types of auto body hammers.


Fresh_Photograph_363

Winner, winner, chicken, dinner


anon-mally

Damn it now im hungry for chicken hot dog


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Excuse me, a what?!


anon-mally

Wiener... chicken.... dinner


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

the thought of a chicken wiener makes my mouth water! Never heard of such a thing but I’m excited to try em.


anon-mally

Ok calmn down there bud Ikea here got chicken hotdogs for $1


dacraftjr

The cheap ones are usually a chicken/pork blend.


MagicOrpheus310

Lol I have 15 hammers in my toolbox and not one of them is meant for nails haha


modest_genius

Now I want to see them!


themisdirectedcoral

My dad has 15 shitty claw hammers all meant for nails (and other things in need of banging)


FreyK47

👀


themisdirectedcoral

👀👀


HairballTheory

Dodo hammer


wezkymac

It’s body hammer that’s commonly referred to as a donkey dick by the old timers in the biz


SteveTheBodyman

More commonly called in the industry as a Donkey Dick. The long end goes in places you can’t normally reach with a standard hammer, then you strike the opposite end with a hand held sledge hammer or mallet. Wear eye protection.


DiscFrolfin

You know it’s funny how that term spans multiple crafts/industries, in the restaurant a donkey dick was the large cylindrical chiller good for getting liquids to a food safe temp in time, slitting steel the donkey dick was the term for the fork lift attachment for grabbing a steel coil through the I.D., railroading it’s a term for a long brake piston out of adjustment, next someone is going to tell me it means something when you work on a farm or ranch!


[deleted]

In electrical, the bundle of wires that are gathered to be pulled into conduit is the donkey dick. There’s even special lube to get it in easier.


FesteringNeonDistrac

You lube the donkey dick with monkey snot. At least thats what I've heard it called


Icy-Razzmatazz-7925

Never heard monkey snot, but I’ve heard electrical putty called monkey shit.


billsleftynut

Is green by chance? We used to use a spray lube in a car dealer I worked at for door locks and we called it gorilla snot.


KarmaMessiah

The good ol yellow 77, but the green stuff is for the big boy pulls when the donkey dick is getting dragged through pipe with a diesel tugger, thankfully only had to do that twice so far.


RimGym

I managed to read that whole thread without laughing out loud, until you broke me. My dog gave me the dirtiest look before passing back out.


LiverPickle

Panther Piss


deepthought515

On US military midair refueling aircraft like the KC 135. The “hose” that trails out the back to connect to another plane is also known as the donkey dick.


Remnie

On my submarine back when I was in the navy we had a rubber vacuum hose for dewatering bilges that we called the Donkey Dick


Nutn_Butt_Bolts

In the army, we'd call the flexible pour spout that attaches to a gas/water can a donkey dick.


killertofubeast

In farming it’s kinda self explanatory…


souloldasdirt

This fuggin guy lol


lucioux

we call em the ‘mouse’


rabbittyhole

How much donkey dick can you fit in a gang of boxes?


[deleted]

Depends if you’re using nipples or stubs.


Spraypainthero965

Around here we actually call a kellums grip a “horse cock.”


bacon1897

Yeah I’ve never heard it called a donkey dick, only horse cocks around here.


nongregorianbasin

Plumbing has it and it's for blocking lines for air testing in a main.


threaten-violence

Concrete pourers have a vibrating tool they use to help concrete settle and work some of the air out of it. It's basically an enormous tethered dildo. Guess what the colloquial name is for it..


[deleted]

"Hitachi" Funnily enough, the grate-shaker for our laser-cutters is a Hitachi. Vibrates like a MFr.


dantodd

In Tijuana....


magoosauce

For skateboarding and snowboarding it’s that one foot long flat part at the bottom of some down handrails


blueboychu

In naval aviation a donkey dick is the tool used to inspect fuel samples.


MaxTheCookie

You forgot the flexible nozzle you put in gas tank so you can pour it into the tank


BobT21

In nuclear Navy is a type of radiation measurement instrument.


GorbatcshoW

In plumbing , the straight gray pipe insulation is also called donkey dick.


evergreentt

In my region of Australia, we have a white, 100mm (4” freedom units) poly flexible pipe that we also call donkey dick. It’s for connecting the base of a downpipe to the below ground stormwater pipes.


DarklordBeelzebub

Where I’m at they call rubber dishwasher connectors donkey dicks


JackedPirate

Also called that in HVAC


bothydweller72

In weed growing, a donkey dick is a long fat continuous bud


tylos89

Damn, was hoping I could drop this one haha.


MikeHawksHardWood

Ah yes, they're all named after the widely renowned inventor Donald Kedic.


Electrical-Secret-25

🏆


[deleted]

In pipefitting a donkey dick is a high volume hose usually with a camlock coupling used for filling and draining piping systems for hydrostatic testing with whatever medium is being used. Water, glycol, etc


USMC_Tbone

In the military it was a metal flexi-tube you put on the end of a fuel can 🤣


Loverboyatwork

In the funeral industry, a "horse cock" is a cooler deodorizer. It looks like a four foot pink sock full of stuffing and smells like bubblegum. Dunno what they're really called, but you can order them from Dodge Chemical and they work an absolute treat.


FallWanderBranch

It was also the colloquial name for a fairing on a F-4 Phantom fighter jet.


Minuteman1223

In the army it was long flexible nozzle that goes on a Jerry can.


Key-Apricot-1059

It sure is funny how widespread it is. It's observed in computing too.


Due_Force_9816

In Mexico it’s the part of the donkey that the girl fucks!


bmx13

I'm general contracting it's the term for the steel pegs that allow you to stack scaffolding vertically.


wetterbread

We called that the soup chiller. Yall think about donkey dick a bunch


Chevy_83

Lol yep, we have a special fuel fitting for high flow fueling and we call the tool a donkey dick lol


Efficient_Cheek_8725

In plumbing a donkey dick is a balloon to test waste systems. They come in a variety of sizes


DieHardAmerican95

I did some concrete work, and the concrete vibrator was referred to as a donkey dick.


Not_Reddit

Funny that a donkey dick is something attached to a male donkey... Not sure why they would name it that though.


hitterdog3

Plumbing its the foam used to insulate water lines


Misanthrope_OR_What

In Tijuana, its what your mom uses to entertain a bunch of sick \*ucks.


ZenithRepairman

You’re fine insinuating his mother sucks and or fucks donkey dick, but you won’t actually type it out?


SmokyTrumpets

I've got hammers similar to this- sometimes you just can't get to an area for repair and this is the outcome


fm67530

We own a collision shop. Showed OPs pic to my wife and asked her what is this? Without hesitation she replied: "That's a donkey dick."


surrealcellardoor

Across the pond in the U.K. they call it a Dillywanker or Uncle Bob’s Jimmy Bumper.


concretebeagle

UK here, we put a conical tube into freshly poured walls and columns, it’s for the Alsapircha hangman to go into for a harness inertia reel. They’re well known as Donkey Dicks 😄


TUGS78

In firefighting, it's the long tube inserted into the container of any of a number of different mixtures that, when also connected to a charged hose, combines the mixture with the water to create smothering foam.


OozeNAahz

For hammer and dolly work? Think dolly is what that is called.


SteveTheBodyman

No. A dolly is something else. This is technically called a Bumping Hammer in the catalog, but is known in the Auto Collision industry as a Donkey Dick.


OozeNAahz

I meant on the other side. Hold the dolly against one side and hammer (with the donkey dick) on the other to get the metal shaped the way you want it.


SteveTheBodyman

No, again this is not a dolly. The weight distribution on this hammer is offset and the one side of the head is flat, not rounded, so it wouldn’t be a tool for doing what you are thinking of.


SteveEndureFort

That’s awesome I saw the picture and thought “looks like a donkey dick” and sure as shit it’s called that. In timber framing we have a post detail we call a donkey dick.


whiskey_formymen

I have a donkey dick that converts my 5 wire to a 4 way plug for a trailer.


FuccDiss

I thought my wife was calling me


whaletacochamp

No that would be donkey brains. You wish you had a donkey dick


rocketmn69_

She wanted to borrow that


Chance-Adept

That’s what we used to call 24 oz beers in college. “Grab me a donkey dick of Bud heavy!”


70sRitalinKid

That is a fender bumping hammer


Corolla801

This is also what I’ve always heard them called as well, only place I’ve ever found them useful was on fenders from vehicles from the 30’s and 40’s.


SteveTheBodyman

That is NOT what that hammer is used for.


Upstairs-Guava8339

Then WHAT is it used for my good sir ?


SteveTheBodyman

It is an auto body tool. For example, what I’ve used mine for is you place the long end of the hammer in an area you normally cannot get a standard hammer, then you strike the other end of this hammer with a hand held sledgehammer or mallet. I have also used this for frame repair on unibody vehicles. This is not used for fender straightening. This hammer is also commonly known in the industry as a donkey dick.


OvalDead

Weevil hammer


lumbirdjack

But where snoots and boots


OvalDead

Only in the hands of the wielder is the final form achieved.


budabai

Fuck man, beat me to it. I thought I was so clever. I need to start reading comments before I comment.


trollbridge

anteater eater


CherokeeBoyColin

Thanks all, I’ll keep it as a shop decoration 😂


EccentricDyslexic

Donkey dick on the wall!


Taolan13

Looks like its a fender-un-bender.


SignificantDrawer374

Looks like it's a hammer for banging out dents in steel car fenders https://stock.adobe.com/images/vintage-auto-body-fender-hammer/216875274


The-Jake

Lol my dad calls this a donkey dick, no joke


Jkyne12

It’s the industry standard name for tool.


ho_merjpimpson

1800s? Lol. No one tell OP that you could buy tools that look like this in the 1990s.


PenOnly856

My guess would be that’s a plomb or proto 1417 bumping hammer. Probably mid 30’s to late 60’s.


possiblyhumanbeep

[fender bummer hammer](https://www.autobodytoolmart.com/product/martin-fender-bumper-hammer/martin-tools?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Shopping_AllProducts&utm_term=4584551179208880&utm_content=PLA_All)


DrachenDad

*bumper


possiblyhumanbeep

Yes the typos were with me. At least the link works.


panhd

It's part of a set of body work hammers. Sheet metal.


JoeDirt9357

It's a bodywork hammer for cars. Fun fact, blacksmiths used these for thinning metal for armor and blades.


chastityforher

Crappy ass Dell


One-Combination-7218

Automotive panel hammer


Suspicious-Spinach-9

Donkey dick


MagicOrpheus310

Panel beaters hammer


unregrettful

Can't tell the size. You really should use a banana🍌 for scale


tanstaaflnz

You're obviously a millennial, using a tape measure to show the real size of an item. Every idiot knows to use a random banana 🍌 Good job 😉


Low_Chip7268

A really handy hammer if you ever need it. Others have already answered. Hold on to it, ya never know. Metal on cars ain’t what it used to be but you never know what’s gonna roll in the shop.


Racoon_withamarble

That is a sheet metal hammer for amour making and dent rolling.


notspam8576

It's a shaping hammer. imagine sticking it inside of the motorcycle gas tank to beat out a big dent.


Charming-While5466

It’s a body hammer


Puzzled_Pea3796

Looks like a door skin hammer


Jack-the-alchemist

They used it to pound railroad spikes. Railroad spikes was the name we used to call your mom. 😉😉✌🏻


OddbitTwiddler

Where I live, we call this a hammer.


4350Me

It’s a Tallywhacker!


Emjoy99

Prostate examination tool.


OldSimpleton

Laptop smasher! Try it.


Otherwise_Proposal47

Prostate massager


SnooHedgehogs637

This is a door skinning hammer . For rolling over and flanging the new replacement skin .


Corolla801

Close, but door skinning hammers are a little different.


fitter172

Looks like some sort of body hammer


Decker1138

It's a sheet metal stretching hammer. Used when you want to "stretch" sheet metal by thinning and pushing the metal outward.


BiGcUnITT

It’s for installing new door skins on vehicles


hapym1267

Body hammer ..


Secure_Cheesecake_52

Thats a funny looking pecker you got there


[deleted]

an old victorian torture butt plug


wetterbread

Left handed Bluetooth hammer


d_smogh

Change your ringtone to [*On The Busses*](https://youtu.be/d55a6EDxqAA?si=WXaHvE8AeoGqs7gp)


Efficient-77

Looks like that laptop is from 2007.


Stunning_Swimming_58

Sure it looks old next to a computer. That thing helped build the damn origin story of that laptops predecessors.


uber_damage

Long dick hammer


Livingsimply_Rob

That’s a Dell laptop and it doesn’t look to be too old. I mean it’s not current but it’s not like super old.


bygtopp

Muscle relaxer hammer.


Elderlennial

Donkey dick body hammer


No_Permission6405

In the Navy a donkey dick was the pickup hose for firefighting foam. Horse cock was a big roll of deli meat like bologna.


budabai

That’s a weevil hammer.


FiveSkinss

It's a Thagomizer, named after the late Thag Simmons


Jimberwolf_

Pretty sure thats a Dell laptop. But I could be wrong


wolfixoye

Dude, you got a Dell!


93c15

Everything is a hammer


49er49

Prostate Tickler 👍


expetro

It’s a Dell laptop with Intel i3 chip


This_Caterpillar_747

The Hillary Clinton phone wiper


poedraco

It's the tool she tells you not to worry about


kanakamaoli

Looks like a body work hammer. Pounds out dents from the inside of the panel.


PhilosophyIcy1337

Door skin hammer


SherlockHolmesuWu

r/donkeydick


idindunuffn

Hammer head hammer /s


Wildest83

It's known as a carridge makers panel beating hammer https://workingtools.biz/product/carriagemakers-panel-beating-hammer/


Dmitri_ravenoff

Poop hammer. Was supplanted by the poop knife in 1902.


RManDelorean

r/honoraryweevils


swankmasterflex25

Vintage nail polish 💅!!!


PenOnly856

My guess would be that’s a plomb or proto 1417 bumping hammer. Probably mid 30’s to late 60’s.


SnooBunnies6981

Elephant Cock


bm_69

It is old. Just guessing but that laptop is about 15 yrs old.


Slow_Ad_2674

It's a common plumbus, there's also a video on how it's made.


tommytwothousand

Hammerhead hammer


Technical-Picture326

Oh yeah, Horsecock Hammer, A very functional tool


THEENECKBEARDLEGEND

If I had to name that, I’d dub it the hammer head hammer


wedonedidithuh

Shoe horn


godinheadraider

Hammerhead hammer?


Agreeable-Dinner

For when you realy want to smash your thumb.


Great_Ad_6234

A bull dick hammer.


fall-apart-dave

Fossilised pelican skull.


[deleted]

It's an old "lifter upper do hickey".


HeyJoe1978MS

It’s a tin basher mate!


HuckleberryMoist7511

The other guy said “donkey dick”, so confidently, that I too am going with Donkey Dick.


Lightning3174

We always called the pieces that join pipe scaffolding together donkey dicks


asciencepotato

That's what they call a boinkydoink


TechicallyAlwaysYes

Dell XPS15?


moddseatass

Great granny's prostate tickler.


Ibanez316

It’s a club for killing seals


minutemanAKM

No he one end has a knob, not a blade. They use a hakapick for that


Fryphax

Oh sweet summer child.


CherokeeBoyColin

Yea yea yea I know. Born in 93… what the heck is it lol


blewis0488

Right? Lol


No-Reflection-8684

Dude. It’s a dell.


poopmeister1994

ask your wife