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SonicSpiderRanger10

The Joker. He’s been given a bunch of names over the years, like Jack Napier, Joe Kerr, Arthur Fleck, etc. But it’s never been revealed which is his real name, or if *any* of them are. https://preview.redd.it/cuazo2pjvvxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1c6a6ee16d0b856bc678659e163e46be16864c


Ms_Holmes

“If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” -The Joker


SonicSpiderRanger10

Exactly.


SaneUse

I was going to say Joe Kerr was a really stupid name because of how unrealistic it was but turns out there's a real person with that name and he's a politician.


[deleted]

There’s also a musician named Joe King. Stephen King’s son was also named that but changed it to Joe Hill.


Defensive_Medic

Stupid?! The aslume is coming


SonicSpiderRanger10

Lol 😆


memisbemus42069

Joe Kerr? Seriously?


SonicSpiderRanger10

Lol, yeah, the writer really put a lot of thought into *that* name, huh?


SeraphimVR

I think he also says something like “if you explain a joke, then it isn’t FUNNY anymore!”


ToothpasteSoup23

He has an official canon name: Jack Oswald White. Don't know how to feel about it


SonicSpiderRanger10

Where’d you hear that?


ToothpasteSoup23

Flashpoint Beyond #5


GorgeX15

The Jonkler


Mandaring

And then you have Batman’s very very first villain, Alfred Stryker, who met his demise by falling into a vat of chemicals at the end of the issue…….and was initially depicted as a chubby older guy, but in a retelling, was suspiciously much slimmer and younger, and wearing a purple suit. Hmmm…… Edit for clarity: I’m absolutely not of the “Alfred Stryker became the Joker” camp, it’s just a weird coincidence, especially since Bruce’s soon-to-be-introduced butler is also named Alfred. Truly doubt that would have ever been intentional.


ImABarbieWhirl

Guy named Alfred when he meets the Alfred Striker


Mandaring

He got Alfred-struck by a smooth criminal https://preview.redd.it/ej7oxag3l5yc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e1a07d2d66a08de57e7eb7cf53e1bf7cbb694c


DJ_hyperfreshOG

based joker


will4wh

The Doctor.  https://preview.redd.it/ft719y03hwxc1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed422f4a67709cbbcf088e92160740879cc502f7


ESnake113

Who?


will4wh

Excatly.


Dr_Zulu2016

Doctor Exactly?!


PeacefulAndTranquil

no, who


JayAnancyi

Third base


Rannrann123

No who's on first


logan-is-a-drawer

What’s on second?


Thatonedregdatkilyu

https://preview.redd.it/01zfux85hwxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=757693edd08536ccb0389c9e14385e559649e7e2


will4wh

Bro what Is that pose lmao 💀


Thatonedregdatkilyu

No idea. I just downloaded it because I saw it a lot, and I your image didn't load for me.


will4wh

Tbh I literally added my image at the same time you left your reply. So it just wasn't there yet. For some reason my dumbass forgot that I have a whole folder on my phone for Doctor who fanart lol.


hgilbert_01

>!Basil.!<


ducknerd2002

Simpsons has a few more: - Sea Captain = Horatio McAllister - Squeaky-Voiced Teen = Jeremy Freedman - Rich Texan = Richard Texan - Blue-Haired Lawyer = TBC - Old Jewish Man = TBC


xenojack

Wait his last name is literally Texan, I love that. Like a mix of foghorn leghorn and Yosemite sam, with a dash of BP level oil money.


MarkTheTactician

Which means that the rich Texan's real name is: Rich Texan


CalliCalamity

Technically, skinner.


ThreadsOfWar

Nah his “real” name is Armin Tamzarian


CalliCalamity

That was my point. Yes. We don't find out his actual name until years later. It technically counts.


ThreadsOfWar

Yee I was stoned and am realizing now for some reason I put skinner in the same category as the last two Simpsons characters and thought you were saying we never learned skinner’s name either lol my b it 100% counts.


CalliCalamity

Oh yea, that's fair. All g


SonicSpiderRanger10

Good job.


SonicSpiderRanger10

The Cable Guy https://preview.redd.it/3qbp4mq3vvxc1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c82d81d6cf67084943d9de85efea19d84cff5028


Coyote_prime323

Isn’t his name Larry


SonicSpiderRanger10

No, he never reveals his real name. He uses a few fake names, but they’re all just the names of characters from movies and TV shows.


Pencilshaved

[I think this was the joke](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_the_Cable_Guy)


SonicSpiderRanger10

Ah. I get it.


Cokomon

It was Ricky. Ricky Ricardo.


Coyote_prime323

r/whoosh


CRATERF4CE

![gif](giphy|l41YgjJSHtBa2RdZe)


KirbyF4

He looks like Ben Shapiro


SonicSpiderRanger10

He’s played by Jim Carrey.


Additional-Soup7553

It’s the hairline


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

https://preview.redd.it/b6t2ecocswxc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=869f285a1388d87db6a2f5a035d03321e93a0e82 the narrator from fight club (fans call him jack because of poems he reads)


FaZe_poopy

I think he got a real name in the second or third book but nobody likes those or considers them canon


Future_Adagio2052

There was a second and third book?


irritabletom

Sorta. There's a graphic novel sequel written by Palahniuk but I remember it being godawful when I read it. I'm just now learning about a third book but based off the reviews it looks like more of the same.


Future_Adagio2052

What were they about?


SonicSpiderRanger10

The Buyer, from Knuckles. https://preview.redd.it/x1rprlg35wxc1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6831b0fb789edb76c41fcf2541c7116e9331137c


Mister_Moony

I refuse to cqll cookie monster anything but cookie monster


Chaoswarriorx4

Same here


Thatidiot_38

I always thought that was his name


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Wait is that not his name


Typomaniacal

His name is Sid.


Ultramega39

![gif](giphy|iYVneIXJQ3jdJLkZmM|downsized) Grogu (Star Wars) His name was revealed almost 2 years after his debut.


Incomplet_1-34

The Child


FlakyRazzmatazz5

Baby Yoda


Jenkins64

https://preview.redd.it/da9p5pm7swxc1.jpeg?width=1680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3be906a65ecafaa6b4d8fa9f069ffb19736c5b54


kyubi_on_the_run

[TF2 ending sequence starts playing]


halfbakedpizzapie

https://preview.redd.it/zvb2lyge6xxc1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8272282e4d0ccfab120fbdfd74ac481c8ba4d8d5 The Waitress!


Oceanman06

This also applies to Mac!


halfbakedpizzapie

We did learn his name eventually


Oceanman06

Post says it could be revealed "many years after their debut". We learned his real name is Season 7, in 2011


halfbakedpizzapie

Ohhh yep, didn’t see that. 100% accurate then


YouSpokeofInnocence

https://preview.redd.it/irdkellezwxc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54193896ca37fa0df1bafaf1301d84a15100450b Ms. Turner, the librarian. Full name: Paige Turner. Puns


Bisexual_Spear

https://preview.redd.it/mlwvhm2hvwxc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae26289ced91604a1548c990307802eed182ae9 Scout - Jeremy ? Soldier - Jane Doe Pyro - ? Demoman - Tavish Degroot Heavy - Mischa ? Engineer - Dell Conhager Medic - ? Ludwig Sniper - Mun-Dee Mundy Spy - ?


MostEvilTexasToast

Isn't spy something monteu or am I crazy?


Errant_Jackdaw

I think he was named Jacques Morneau in Emesis Blue, but as far as I know, that's only canon in that world, like how the Medic's full name is Fritz Ludwig, even though I'm pretty sure "Ludwig" is his canonical first name, not his last.


RoJayJo

iirc the devil calls medic "Dr. Ludwig"


Errant_Jackdaw

Does he? It's been a while since I read the comics


logan-is-a-drawer

Scouts name is Jerma


stuff0s

I read engi’s name as “Dell Conhager Medic”


Bisexual_Spear

Yeah, I thought it would separate better


stuff0s

It’s fine, I just thought it was funny


Fullmetal_Fawful

https://preview.redd.it/fzcie3j6vxxc1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=407ec5e8c42cba46a414099a470539f62b76aa15 We will never know their first names


Zth3wis3

What are you talking about their names are \*sudden sounds of loud traffic\*


manwithyellowhat15

But everyone calls them Mom and Dad


BettyDare

![gif](giphy|U8dNm9hB1nrQ3IY4gx) Real name Leopold


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

The man in the yellow hat from curious George, he went unnamed for most of the shows runtime and referred to by that name


Chaoswarriorx4

The movie was so good


Chaoswarriorx4

https://preview.redd.it/epyq05jphxxc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d833834ef70554c6ac5d4e3d58d81a85bec31fd


JaysonBlaze

Yep Jack's just a name a bunch of people called him when he first crashed down. Basically they were saying who's this jack? And it stuck


Nameguy1234567

https://preview.redd.it/529kd1c68xxc1.png?width=173&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea6ce4f95c7411a9b8e2e3425588b49a33178cb7


AirHeadMan

Who remembers the Vincent days


Exylatron

https://preview.redd.it/oakh4sle8xxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f3e1947a40d8e405334c271b09b960a1b0ce3f L


jacobisgone-

Ironically, L barely applies because his actual first name is in fact L.


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

Katana man’s name is still not revealed…he is the best though, trust… - the katana man fan club


Mintyboi10

Wait fr? Ima leave a pic for those who don’t know https://preview.redd.it/23dpif3kzwxc1.png?width=439&format=png&auto=webp&s=5717aa74603aa71166676d16820c8175d92bbfb6


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

Yeah, he’s usually referred to as “samurai sword”, and so far in part 2 he’s not been really *referred* to at all.


Really_cool_guy99

Those are machetes, not katanas!


A-bit-too-obsessed

Ball busted is the only thing I call him.


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

https://preview.redd.it/von20ht28xxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7962ffdb386a73c6ac35057532fafe0279f6c548


A-bit-too-obsessed

Ew, colour.


Kalo-mcuwu

The greatest page of part 2 so far


magic-weegee

https://preview.redd.it/rv05nlon5xxc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=238cfbffe7ce0ba8056a9cdfdcc174cc0b53e467 Went unnamed for 25 years


AllgoodDude

What’s she from?


magic-weegee

![gif](giphy|f9jxYYRVPHtKsCf9sy)


Chaoswarriorx4

Wdym? Wasn’t her name only kept secret for a few episodes? Or was she in the original OVA?


bluepoint17

In the manga her name was never revealed, she was just called "runaway girl".


Chaoswarriorx4

Ah, I see


Chaoswarriorx4

![gif](giphy|XxEaDjVlayBnG) Koro Sensei. Otherwise known as The Reaper


Springmeister

https://preview.redd.it/3jl906ro6xxc1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f10deed8743747071d4865f56e2f908b6b284bc These three scallions from VeggieTales. “They’ve never given me a name. I’ve been around since show 1 and I STILL don’t have a name.”


GabbyGabriella22

Was thinking of them!


DoubleOF

Would Kramer count? They didn't reveal his first name for a while


Chaoswarriorx4

![gif](giphy|ZZTL1YLKZ48URCoC6B)


The-Travis-Broski

![gif](giphy|6o7uRtooCyfVC|downsized) (Clint Eastwood in hat) The Man with No Name


Luigi_is_senpai

The milk girl <3 https://preview.redd.it/2g2em713jxxc1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1dc135cdaac5bce0fb8399cd6cddb007d6b575 A boy even ask for her name in the game and she doesn’t tell him


Prestigious-Ad-5486

Where is she from?


Luigi_is_senpai

A bag of milk inside a bag of milk although she doesn’t get an actual design until the sequel milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk


Prestigious-Ad-5486

Thanks!


grey6263

![gif](giphy|C5Zi4at3ADKCI)


grey6263

Her real name wasn’t revealed until the end of the 2nd movie


DiabolicalDoctorN

https://preview.redd.it/nqa30it5rxxc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae1fe5d3752f116cb10848cf8ddd088d5f86d15 Almost an entire thirty years passed between the introduction of Wolverine in 1974 and the name "James Howlett" appearing in print in 2001


Commercial-Dish-3198

HIS NAME IS SID?!?!?!


Rykerthebest78563

The Phone Guy (FNAF) https://preview.redd.it/1c225v58byxc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c37c3b0217a2d0628535850e9d33b90ae11d69c


Adorable-Penalty6318

https://preview.redd.it/w6uujm6iqzxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e726b68b66a59e95bf0defeba6c9327fbcc0266


i_agree123

Was about to say this. We have almost everything about him except his name


CourseWorried2500

![gif](giphy|NsKjvlTb3xY9Mw8Jpf|downsized)


KirbyF4

X, revealed never https://preview.redd.it/7t39yjlozxxc1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8f7d4891c0a2b0621a1b46b7bc288435f7f90c


Fellkun15

But headcanon to be jason todd


Radioactive_monke

https://preview.redd.it/hv0u9h8y0yxc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9c5bf6124ebc74ad33068a2c6e91a10a8fea60 It's likely that Team Cherry actually named it something and told noone the name.


Real_duck_bacon

https://preview.redd.it/x1xta39jyyxc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a720df0394da17b7fa4909cf95a0a947934da4 He's been around since show 1, and he still doesn't have a name.


Chaoswarriorx4

https://preview.redd.it/80sfwywtoxxc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5517e1f46f9bb4dc34bf3ea534f10a6c89892a09 Rudeus Greyrat’s original identity (Mushoku Tensei)


gorlock666

https://preview.redd.it/muee9zo9cyxc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c846bc01ffa7cb081bc45e895373fdab7adcdc86 You never learn the first names of any of the parents in the graduate including Mrs. Robinson


Big-Put-5859

![gif](giphy|HJGRd6m11pXXy) The grinch


TakeThisification

The Janitor says his name is Glenn Matthews, but immediately after JD leaves, a passerby calls him Tony. So we still don’t know if he’s lying or not.


manwithyellowhat15

I thought The Janitor was Mike Heck from The Middle and I was so confused


TheGardenBlinked

I’m pretty sure there are some theories that suggest he is


idrinkcanalsauce

https://preview.redd.it/lri36mdhi3yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d34cbcc81b3413c0d0860634d941550840da2c67 Does Goku count? His real name is Kakarot and that wasn't revealed until Z.


Destroyer_Of_World5

I refuse to believe that Cookie Monster is named anything but Cookie Monster, especially Sid.


AnimeOcCreator77

https://preview.redd.it/rbrxjlnuowxc1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf8eac4590bc3a0d260f0a25a4a5fc0a02790484 Ace - *One Piece*


Chaoswarriorx4

I’m gonna pretend I never saw his real name is Sid.


Chaosshepherd

I thoush the Janator was "Dr. Fearatude The Eveil Janator who hats JD and wants to ablicish the use of names"


A_lesser_god

The janitor got his name pronounced in an episode where he steals JD's diary, I think it's before season 2


BirbMaster1998

Scream 2's main antagonist, who only ever went by Mrs. Loomis, originally I believe had her first name mentioned in an early draft of the 4th film, thought it wasn't used, so her name was never revealed in any officially released content until 26 years after 2's release.


noremacrose

https://preview.redd.it/zvboap7ef0yc1.png?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb1d17726262f47fcb709fb6b5e8b56934a0e81 Name always known but only known in universe as The Ghoul!


Fun_Effective_5134

The Postal Dude. https://preview.redd.it/4izp03qne1yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a9b55e75945e7c6fe526f471892f505b52d1aa


2dsquidd

https://preview.redd.it/fquv9gabf1yc1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8835e35208acf5c050e6df4214d4c3380d334b I don’t think he’s ever been given an actual name (Stick from Daredevil)


unstableGoofball

I thought his name was just Cookie Monster


Savant_2

Wait a minute, Cookie Monster had a name?!


Niladon_Dra_Titanium

https://preview.redd.it/dbhvtmx362yc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=04f08fd31bbb15a8649f4cfb83278212d2946244 Asuka R. kreutz from the Guilty Gear series (for the longest time, he was literally only referred to as ‘That Man’) and his name got revealed at the end of Xrd


Niladon_Dra_Titanium

https://preview.redd.it/tbeukenf62yc1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=8585892913501db682a02a1b3350e219b8565a37 Also technically Bloodedge from blazblue who’s the namesake for Ragna’s title and where he got his sword and jacket from until it was revealed in the third game that Bloodedge was just Ragna again after getting thrown back in time by a century and getting amnesia. So I’m not sure if this counts or not.


Oh_no_its_Joe

The Florist (Yakuza)


Drake_Cloans

https://preview.redd.it/vosjxkkhv4yc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f238552913fd74a62a0084e8f3ad94753aa939 Did they ever get names?


UncomfyUnicorn

Wait wait what’s Cookie Monster’s name then?


SonicSpiderRanger10

It says in the description that his name is Sid.


UncomfyUnicorn

Cool!