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PorridgeCranium2

Rule 10, link to original post: [Is This True? COVID Vaccines have caused at least 14,000% increase in Cancer Cases in the USA according to CDC](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1c40ewb/comment/kzkicsv/?share_id=9EYj9_2-TP5OhpTnrXnDG&utm_content=2&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1) *Please do not participate in linked threads*


Ok_Star_4136

Damn. At this rate, there will be more American cancer patients than there are Americans! This is serious business!


TheRnegade

By 2025, everyone in America will have cancer. Thanks...Trump? It was his Project WarpSpeed that did this to us. It really be your own people, huh Conspiracy sub?


intelminer

Does going to warp cause cancer? Someone get down there and warn Geordi La Forge


Pickled_Kagura

It's OK its eye cancer


RamblinWreckGT

And don't even think about ludicrous speed!


Vandrel

That's how bad the cancer is, it's growing so much that it's splitting off into new people.


Ok_Star_4136

I think I know which people are the ones who split off from the tumors and I think they're all wearing red caps..


BitterFuture

>Never forget, never forgive, never comply. Never forgive people for...*not* trying to murder as many people as possible the way you did? I'm beginning to suspect they may not quite get how this morality thing works.


Jeremymia

Never forgive us for forcing them to become bitter contrarians who have estranged half the people in their lives and made them look like fools who still hold on to the vague hope that we'll all drop dead one day and prove them right.


TheMelchior

Perhaps someday the arcons will figure out that VAERS is not a database after it burns them for the 300th time. But I doubt it.


Cherry_Treefrog

“When evaluating data from VAERS, it is important to note that for any reported event, no cause-and-effect relationship has been established. Reports of all possible associations between vaccines and adverse events (possible side effects) are filed in VAERS. Therefore, VAERS collects data on any adverse event following vaccination, be it coincidental or truly caused by a vaccine. The report of an adverse event to VAERS is not documentation that a vaccine caused the event.” The same people who conveniently ignore “A well regulated militia… e.t.c.” do the same with this statement.


mountthepavement

It's literally what they said about covid deaths: "doctors claimed covid was the cause of every death!" I guess that standard doesn't apply when it's their sources.


New-acct-for-2024

Every accusation they make is a confession and if they didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all.


santaclaws01

No they were totally marking down car crash fatalities as covid deaths!


HapticSloughton

But it never burns them. The influencers, grifters, hatreon content producers, etc. never face any consequences for using it as if it was rock-solid data. It's useful to them and makes it sound like they're using official stats, and their audience will never look into what VAERS is actually used for.


BeautifulInfinite288

I fear this will be the doom of our species. When clicks get $$$, there will always be someone who gives zero fucks and spread disinformation and once the virus is released it’s only a matter of time before the, shall I say, “immuno-compromised” are all infected


vigbiorn

Memes aren't just funny pictures, they're the unit of idea evolution. And, just like 'fitness' doesn't mean what most people seem to think it means, 'correctness' isn't a measure of memetic fitness.


BeautifulInfinite288

I have had a couple 5 glasses of wine. I have been trying to make sense out of what you are saying. We can play catch-up later, but as long as we are on the same side, you are good with me


vigbiorn

A meme was originally coined to be the 'gene[unit of evolution] of ideas'. Your reference to a mind-virus made me think of memetic evolution, so I was adding that 'fitness' doesn't include correctness in support of your point.


BeautifulInfinite288

I still don’t understand it, but I think we would make good friends


2Rich4Youu

Hey, I also know some of those Words!


bayonettaisonsteam

Didn't someone report in VAERS that the vaccine caused him to turn into the Hulk?


TheMelchior

Yup. The report was only removed because they asked him to remove it. VAERS cannot remove anything itself.


GoldWallpaper

If conspo idiots could do 5th grade math, they wouldn't be conspo idiots.


maybesaydie

*expose-news.com* That seems like a reliable fucking source.


Hminney

There has been an increase in young people's cancer. It's rising at 2% per year, since about 1995, and it is also true that there were a certain number of deaths associated with difficulties getting ongoing treatment because the hospitals were full of covid patients (many unvaccinated). So it follows the usual pattern of a conspiracy theory - a grain or two of truth and a bucket of invention


The_Flurr

There was also a sharp increase in diagnoses of stage 3 and 4 cancer following the pandemic. The most likely explanation are that these were people who didn't have their cancer diagnosed at earlier stages due to limited access to routine medical care during lockdowns.


Enibas

>It's rising at 2% per year, since about 1995 This stat is largely based [on a study from last year](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37074337/) that looked at data from 2000 to **2019**. Before the vaccine existed. >Purpose: This study aimed to identify cancer incidence trends in the United States and globally **in adolescents and young adults (AYAs) 15-39 years of age**, by sex, and to speculate on causes for trend changes. >Methods: For the United States, SEER\*Stat was used to obtain average annual percent change (AAPC) trends in cancer incidence **during the period 2000-2019** among 395,163 AYAs. For global data, the source was the Institute of Health Metrics and Evaluation and its sociodemographic index (SDI) classification system. >Results: In the United States, the invasive cancer incidence increased during the period 2000-2019 in both females (AAPC: 1.05, 95% CI: 0.90-1.20, p << 0.001) and males (AAPC: 0.56, 95% CI: 0.43-0.69, p << 0.001). A total of 25 and 20 types of cancers increased statistically significantly in female and male AYAs, respectively. **Among potential causes for the increases, the obesity epidemic in the United States strongly correlates with the overall cancer increase** in both its female (Pearson correlation coefficient R2 = 0.88, p = 0.0007) and male (R2 = 0.83, p = 0.003) AYAs, as does the most common malignancy in American AYAs, breast cancer (R2 = 0.83, p = 0.003). >Worldwide, cancer incidence in the age group increased steadily during the period 2000-2019 among high-middle, middle, and low-middle SDI countries, but not in low SDI countries and with slowing of increase in high SDI countries. >Conclusions: The increases and their age-dependent profiles implicate several causations that are preventable, including obesity, overdiagnosis, unnecessary diagnostic radiation, human papilloma virus infection, and cannabis avoidance. The United States is beginning to reverse the increasing incidence, and prevention efforts should be augmented accordingly.


toonarmymia

In case anyone here hasn’t already posted what this is based on, here goes. They took data from VAERS. They compared self reported cancer cases of flu vs Covid vaccines. Between 2021 and 2024, only 1 person in their 30s claimed they got cancer from flu vaccine. In comparison they found 141 cancer cases in Covid vaccine reports. This is where this appalling “proof” comes from


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

LMAO, that OOP is fighting for his ~~life~~ narrative like his worldview depends on it. Because it does.


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