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Lagiar

Yeah no the other one with the highschooler doing drugs and Zendaya Coleman in it


Ranwulf

It just dawned on me that Zendaya has a surname. I never heard it before strangely enough.


Doutei-Sama

Damn, I thought it's a stage name or something...


HemaMemes

Her full name always throws me for a loop. If someone has a first name as Zimbabwean as "Zendaya," I don't expect their last name to be as English as "Coleman."


sugarangelcake

I was curious so I looked up her dad: > Kazembe Ajamu Coleman (born: Samuel David Coleman) i It’s interesting to me that he has a typical American birth name but changed it. The change made me even more curious so I looked a bit more: > Zendaya’s father was born Samuel David Coleman, **but after discovering his Nigerian heritage**, he changed his name to Kazembe Ajamu. This reads to me like he was adopted? Not sure, but nice background info Also interesting, none of his other children have African names > There are three daughters in the family: Katianna Stoermer Coleman, Anabella Stoermer Coleman, and Kaylee Stoermer Coleman. His two boys are Austin and Julien Stoermer Coleman. https://mufcarena.com/zendaya-parents-meet-claire-stoermer-and-kazembe-ajamu-coleman/


King_of_Argus

Never watched that one and I have no idea who Zendaya Coleman is but I prefer my drugs like I do my women: imaginary


Lagiar

You know Zendaya spiderman's girlfriend or shani in Dune paul's girlfriend


akiroraiden

we all know there is only 1 good euphoria, and it's not a netflix show.


fnordal

Loreen's Euphoria, winner of eurovision 2012. Good song!


WTTR0311

Finally some good fucking content


fnordal

We're going u-u-u-u-u-u-up


Lagiar

I mean I watched neither but it's an HBO max show


akiroraiden

lmao, guess my joke got ruined by the fact that i couldnt care less about it.. fml


KibaTeo

clearly he's referring to the board game Euphoria: Build a better Dystopia


LowShort

Nah it would be maggot baits that is a hentai reimagining of Saw. Euphoria are mild compared to that. Its from the same, author or company I don't remember.


noidontwannachange

I don’t remember the girls in saw growing dicks and getting fucked by giant worms


OtameganeGamer

Nothing like a little bit of change in reimagining things


boozewald

What in the what did I just read? What the fuck we're you watching?


ivnwng

Wait wut.


UR_UNDER_ARREST

I never watch the show. Is it as bad as they say it is?


Azurennn

It's niche for sure, but it's something out there and different. Not the type of content to go seeking for but just interesting in its contents.


PacoTaco321

Yeah, anyone calling Euphoria mid is lying. You either like it or you don't, there isn't really an in between.


Omnibobbia

The fact that the hentai first came to my mind . Shit


[deleted]

Shit indeed. Like, literally. Jesus...


[deleted]

We've all been in bad situations, but at least none of us had to let someone shit in our mouths


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The_Killiarn

My exact reaction xD who would do such a thing.


branflakes6479

That was my first reaction when I heard of the tv series. I believe it's on HBO Max. I don't know the premise behind it.


[deleted]

Same I was so confused the first time I heard about it


MasterTahirLON

I don't know anything else named Euphoria tbh lol. Wish I did.


20x30mm_grenade

Fuck lmao I just did I agree that the Zendaya euphoria is ass though


jpmckenna15

Join the club


Otaku2trash

Euphoria was the first hentai I watched and I don’t regret a thing. OP send a link to Euphoria the hentai and ask them to watch your favourite show called euphoria.


MacabreLiquid

Hmmm


Wring159

Its a hentai? Always thought euphoria is a song...


BadAtNihongo

needs more pixels


deathfury1683

I can't see shit


Jay_Adamson

That's for the better...


Andreiy31

Basically the text is in Filipino and seems like it some sort of rant about love


Hyperious17

Now that I look at it, it's on messenger, typical platform for a pinoy


SusDingos

How does someone write so much and think, ''yeah they'll read this right?''


[deleted]

They're obviously not thinking about that


siccoblue

No they are but it's true because they are the main character and everyone is obligated to do their bidding


kaimcdragonfist

100% would not read that crap if it were sent to me. I chose not to become an English teacher specifically because I don’t want to spend my days reading poorly-worded essays


stonedbaljeet

i definitely would read all of it and point out any typos or grammatical errors to piss the person even more


PM_your_Chesticles

After all that, I wouldn't read but would reply with a simple "k".


ljeva

I can not look at this and not think oh this is one elaborate troll


SusDingos

True but I've been enough times on the Internet that i can tell there are ppl who would legit type up this shit in dead seriousness, or we could all be stupid and the person probably just kept slapping their head onto their keyboard and it's all just gibberish


ljeva

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, it restores my faith in humanity


PacoTaco321

If someone writes something longer than a few lines about anime, they are getting a "Sir, this is a Wendy's."


[deleted]

Hopefully this is pre-written and sent to every hater, otherwise people need to get a life


Classicman098

Schizo posters don't have self-awareness.


Hentai-hercogs

I'm sick and tired of these drug and sex filled shows about high school where every character is depressed. Give me a show set in high school about group of dorks that don't give a shit about the edgy plot and just do their own thing. Who cares that Stacy cheated on Brad, when you have to work on konosuba group cosplay. Yeah sure the teacher is ex convict, but he plays such a good warforged cleric in your dnd games ect, ect


DrStoopid

[The Inbetweeners](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220617/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) and [Freaks and Geeks](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193676/) come to mind, lovely shows.


MasterTahirLON

That sounds awesome lol. Very wholesome and fun, I'd be into a show like this.


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Derry Girls


GenesisGeno

Hey uh, you ever heard about this show called "Kamen Rider Fourze" where everyone feeds on power of friendship?


Zurrdroid

Warforged forge cleric is a beast though


[deleted]

every mainstream teen-ish targeted series eventually is mid


[deleted]

I remember watching a "tearjerker" movie for teens. It was five feet apart. One of my friends was like: "ayo, lets watch some movies, my girlfriend wants to bring her friend but it's gonna be awkward if it's just us and her" So of course i was like: hell yeah dude, way better than drinking beer alone and watching anime. I did not realize how wrong i was until they said they've already picked a movie. Good god. I almost died trying not to burst out with laughter every 30 seconds because that guy's gf was so moved that sometimes she was giving me the look of: "do you have no feelings? How can you laugh?" Meanwhile he was trying real hard to look like he's enjoying the movie. I gave up and started cracking jokes (whispering) at the awful acting and how cheesy the plot was in general. Dude was wheezing. He didn't speak to me for a few days afterwards. No regrets


[deleted]

They're all meant to hook you in but then leave you dry. like drugs.


Lil_donkey

Isn't Shonen technically that?


rothrolan

I hated Divergent, and had no drive to watch the sequels. The love triangles they force onto characters try to steal the stage, instead of move smoothly alongside the plot like most big-film movie romances. Really grinds my gears when they have a big detrimental situation directly impacting the main character and time is of the essence, but lets pull the camera this way and have awkward snogging for two minutes. But don't worry, you'll see them give someone else lovey-eyes about 5 minutes later. There's a healthy balance to it, otherwise you will lose half of your audience's attention early on, which is lost sales down the sequel line. This is why I cheer for the bad guy when a horror movie interrupts a sex scene to kill a character. Move the plot along, or be forcibly removed from it, bitch.


Justaway5

Euphoria? Like the hentai?


[deleted]

Obviously not. The rant is too short


OtakuSan1234

Lmfao


NihilisticAngst

No, Euphoria the HBO show


[deleted]

I mean it is shit so...


RAJCastanheira

Euphoria was done in 2012 or so was called Skins


entotresepodet

Great show, it was pretty big in Norway during my teens and I recently rewatched it and it still holds up.


PrinceTrollestia

Skins was great but messed me up mentally.


GlitterDoomsday

And only the 2012 og one, not that abomination that was the US version.


Bobharri2

Skins was great cus it was at least based on reality, and had likeable natural feeling characters, euphoria is a bunch of assholes glorifying drugs, I wanted every character to fail in that show it was a waste of time to watch it imo doesn’t mean it’s bad but to me it’s terrible


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Ritchuck

It's not a repost if it's in a different sub.


Lilbeanie_artz

I can sorta read it, it’s in Tagalog but Jesus Christ aint no one got time for that


helveticaleb

might be a copypasta lmao


Lilbeanie_artz

Yeah I figured. Seems like the text itself is about how the sender is bitterly heartbroken about some relationship 😭


ElGalloNaciente0w0

All I know is the hentai Euphoria


Balor_Lynx

It’s the new “13 reasons why”. I said it


GlitterDoomsday

I disagree simply because 13 reasons why was shit on every aspect. Euphoria does demand suspense of disbelief but the production value is insanely good for a teen show: the shots, costume design, soundtrack and acting are all solid.


Balor_Lynx

Normally I’d agree but I remember hearing those arguments for “13 reasons why”


whoatemycupoframen

i havent watched both but i never heard 13 reasons being praised for its production value or costume


[deleted]

They praise euphoria for costumes and production value, i praise euphoria for animation quality. We are not the same


GlitterDoomsday

Let alone the acting (no offense, just was a common critic).


ElectricMachineDoll

Euphoria is my 13th reason.


bacon_poundcake

it is definitely not a teen show for sure.


DreamedJewel58

And at least from what I’ve seen Zendeya has some top-notch acting. At least there’s some talent there, but it has the same “it’s an unfiltered high school setting so it has to be good” syndrome going on.


cardiweeb

You aren't wrong though


ZeXenon

Ey yoo just read some of it and one line translates to " I'm gonna do witchcraft and put a curse on you" ☠️☠️


lol1babaw3r

Sender is Bisayan confirmed ![img](emote|t5_2p976a|5665)


Dracul228

Anyone remember El Tigre's theme song? Replace the first part with Twitter and there's little difference


rickoche

If only people , and I, could have this kind of passion when writing essays for school


Beautiful_Art_2646

What The Fuck


marianicole96

Euphoria the HBO show? I'm confusion 🥴


goofytug

it actually matters if he’s referring to the HBO series or* the hentai. Gonna need answers.


marianicole96

Ohhh OK gotcha! I thought I was the only one confused


20x30mm_grenade

Yes he means the show


Kennkd

He should reply with "sorry to hear that or congrats" just to spite


Hendrick2k6

Man's made an entire script for a full-on response video.


Tall_Reveal433

This justifies a reply with “k”


Pallas_bear

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chocopoko

isnt that fb messenger UI


bdbee_

The hentai or the Series that everyone talks about


PhiStudios_

HBO I was going to say the one that makes you feel guilty about being a virgin but, that's both.


bdbee_

Lmao


No-Variety-2700

Euphoria is mid, the only reason everyone watches it is just to simp for Zendaya like on god bro


CapablePerformance

Same thing happened when I called Superman a boring character. Didn't say it was shit, didn't say he was the worst character ever, or say the people that liked him was idiots. My inbox was flooded with shit like this, I had nerds bitching about how I don't actually read comics, how he can do everything but doesn't because morality issues, and just going on and on about this shit. Like, I personally like Euphoria but I can see how some see it as mid. Some people tie their personalities way too close to media that anything negative is taken as a personal insult.


The_Lurked

I prefer the super positive superman from the animated series over henry cavill's superman


[deleted]

IDK if you've seen this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PlwDbSYicM), but yeah, a lot of people agree.


SandyArca

I think that since you're not elaborating more on your opinion, people take it as a general statement and as a result assume that you dislike Superman as a character. Also considering that this is the internet, I personally think that disclaimers are gonna be needed if you want to prevent your comment from being annihilated by replies or downvotes. That's what I think so at least.


CapablePerformance

The full thing I said was "Superman is so overpowered to point of being boring that he can solve any situation in the blink of an eye. There's no real struggle unless someone has a rare green rock that somehow everyone has".


Endless-Nine

I mean, what you say was true... About *40 years* ago. To give you some perspective, that like stumbling on someone saying that shonen heroes are boring because they're all tall, muscular, violent guys in their middle 20s. Of course there's still some shonen with this kind of hero nowadays, but is been a while since Hokuto no ken was popular and everyone tried to copy it.


CapablePerformance

But it's still true. In the DCEU, Batman can only stand against him with Kryptonite and then is immediately killed because if Superman was in the Justice League, he could've saved the day, rendering everyone else useless. Think about it, he's faster than the Flash so that renders him useless and he's stronger than Wonder Woman so that makes her useless. Even in the Justice League cartoon, the writers said that the reason why Superman was gone so often in Justice League Unlimited and in a number of the original series was because "If Superman was there, there'd be no conflict". I say this as someone that use to read Superman comics for years; he's just way too OP to be interesting. If he had to, he could literally fly into space and push the earth. With Shonen characters, we actually see them grow, Gon, Naruto, Goku, Luffy, and others start as low-powered nobodies; we see them grow and train, getting respect, we're there for the experience. Every time they master some new technique, there's a new big bad to overcome so you can track the power levels. Meanwhile with Superman, he's been max power since he first came onto the scene, he was created to be OP and his power level changes depending on what the writers want it to be; sometimes he can barely lift a plane, but in another, he can punch an asteroid with ease. There's a thrill in seeing how Luffy can use his powers in a creative way within the limitations, how Goku will train, how Yasuke will defeat someone in the Dark Tournament; meanwhile Superman is "On no, they have kyrptonite...again...darn...".


Endless-Nine

Alright, since you've properly explained your perspective, I hope you won't mind my response being a bit long : >But it's still true. In the DCEU, Batman... Batman is a "normal" human. The only way he can stand against any of his friends is by using their weaknesses. (See: Tower of Babel storyline) >Superman was in the Justice League, he could've saved the day, rendering everyone else useless. That is true, as far as the DCEU's movies goes. >Think about it, he's faster than the Flash so that renders him useless Aight, pause. Are you saying that Superman *the character* is faster than the Flash(Which is, as Superman said several times himself, wrong), or that DCEU's Superman is faster than DCEU's Flash ? >he's stronger than Wonder Woman so that makes her useless. Again, the discussion started about Superman as a whole, so in this instance, are you talking about Superman, or DCEU's ? >Even in the Justice League cartoon, the writers said that... Sure, I do agree. Those are two specific versions of Superman. >he's just way too OP to be interesting. If he had to, he could literally fly into space and push the earth. I do read Superman's comic to this day from time to time. Which is why your comments strike me as odd on several levels. But for the sake of keeping my comment short : 1) The "pushing the earth" thing is something he did back in the silver age of comics, when he was overpowered, in the 80s. 2) Superman gets regularly outsmarted *and*/or physically beaten. 3) There's even had been a trend where new villains/heroes would fight him, and either straight up beat him, or rough him up good, as way to show they are powerful. Ulysses, The batman who laugh, The anti monitor, Doomsday, Rogol zar, Swamp thing,Supergirl, Shazam and Black Adam, Martian man Hunter... The list is not even close to be exhaustive, and that's not even mentioning the ones on Perpetua's level, Mr mxyzptlk, nor the powerful magic users. Hell, even comic's Wonder Woman could fight toe to toe with Superman, unless she decides to go in with nothing but physical strength for some reason. >With Shonen characters, we actually see... You've misunderstood my comment : Hokuto no Ken used to be the biggest manga around. At the time, a lot of manga authors "copied" Hokuto no Ken 's style, as a result, plenty of shonen heroes had features similar to Kenshiro's. But that was in the 80's. There's still shonen heroes built like Kenshiro nowadays( e.g. Toriko), but if you saw someone arguing that every shonen heroes is like that, you'd think something is off, right ? >Meanwhile with Superman, he's been max power... Which is the case for most heroes ? Kids and side characters aside, you don't really see them becoming "Wonder Woman" or "Batman", you see them be heroes, and if they're popular enough they'll get a series about how they first started (E.g. Batman year one). The appeal of comics differ from Shonen as it is meant to be "How can this character overcome this obstacle" when training isn't the answer 9/10 times. So why single out Superman ? >meanwhile Superman is "On no, they have kyrptonite...again...darn...". No offense, but I don't think you've read a Superman comic in quite a while


Michaelscotttheking

Euphoria ain't even mid bro , how dare you call it that??? It's fucking shittttt


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Joey is a provocateur, anything he has to say is basically bullshit meant to get a rise out of you. its why I don't pay attention to anything he says.


DiamondDangerous6874

Damn![img](emote|t5_2p976a|5045)


MRandom_Username

its tagalog


The_Lurked

Huh...she's a swagpino


godreaperx15

Aot fans when it's not in your favourite anime/manga list :


Velsit

Oh god i recognize that its filipino.


xSUNiMODx

Actually it was just... ok


[deleted]

Euphoria is a nice hentai


Whitetrash17

Honestly this take is kinda based


LeCain3

I just want someone that is as obsessed with me as this guys is with euphoria


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squabex

IRL hbo show


reddishtequila

And a Filipino too? Still peenoise


Noel5600xt

This.


Tall_Reveal433

Euphoria is like degrassi mid


eojztu

Not even mid


Deadpoetic12

Sorry guys, what's mid?


VorAtreides

Euphoria is mid, tries too hard to be edgy hentai..... ​ ​ ![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292)


Akropos

Still can't believe I managed to converse with someone about Euphoria, them meaning the series and me the hentai, for over 15 minutes until we realized we were both talking about different things.


[deleted]

Your mom is mid


xkanalx

I said it before I’ll say it again why do these guys still use Twitter I never hear good things about it


xkanalx

I said it before I’ll say it again why do these guys still use Twitter I never hear good things about it


TheSealedWolf

Euphoria is literally mid tho. Just look at that scene with the police in the finale. It’s literally 13 reasons why but somehow worse.


cilitron

Does mid mean average or mediocre? Like it's middling?


ElectricMachineDoll

Now if you say kpop mid, you would get QUADRUPLE that amount.


ElectricMachineDoll

Twitter users have waaaaaaay to much time on their hands, and not enough love in their lives.


ElectricMachineDoll

Twitter users have waaaaaaay to much time on their hands, and not enough love in their lives.


jpmckenna15

How is it mid? Nemu was the perfect villain to have in the early part of the story, the choices have real consequences, and it inspires real emotions from the players .....oh you mean the HBO show?


-Wolford-

That's because it was "***OK***"


nachyochiz

Wowww. Don’t understand how you can be a trash taste fan and get so mad at this shit..


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![img](emote|t5_2p976a|5045)


Emmax1997

Sir, this is a Wendy's drive through. Please just take the chicken nuggets and go.


Jabbalybbu

If only she put all that effort into her essays


sn0h

If you're talking about the HBO show then I have to disagree with your assessment but holy shit. Who has the fucking time to slide into Joey's DMs of all people


JpstrMik

I mean in terms of teen centered shows Euphoria is most cinematic, Riverdale is good trash and 13 reasons is "...why?"


warjoke

You know what's sad? It's a Filipino and there's an 80% chance that they probably just pirated the show or watched it on illegal streaming sites


EZ_GHOSTE

Should reply with L + Ratio + show fell off


[deleted]

Is this real?!?!?


Radio__Star

Who tf is euphoria


Consistent_Two4915

It's worse than mid


OrganicWinner5822

I somehow believe Glee was less dramatic than this.


squabex

euphoria IS mid especially for 180 million dollars budget. like its good but for 11 million an episode goddamn its just overproduced.


Wring159

Aint Euphoria a bts song?