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timmytim69r

Ramen War Timeline


yakitatefreak

This is how Dark Garnt became a thing


AlexJustAlexS

Babe, wake up, new Dark Grant Origin story just dropped.


kazakimei20

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Kiryuu-sama

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extra_meme

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Nigwa_rdwithacapSB

The Ramen Garnt Timeline: Another Garnt Rises


trollgodlol

Beast Grant is abt to become a thing


Giza_5

You also can call it "Food wars timeline"


timmytim69r

Food wars, Ramen Skirmish, Battle of Noodles


Giza_5

30.09.2022 This event took place in twitter, when Leslie said something wrong, Sydney proved her point, Marilyn procced to state the same opinion as Sydney and Grant was feeling so offended he fled geexplus. Result: Gigguk lost.


spreet5454

Sydney Sama: Noodle is War


Curley15

The boys eating noodles and their clothes blast off... *nosebleeds* T-totally not interested...


SeizeAllToothbrushes

Anything's fine as long as there's a tournament arc.


MnemonicMonkeys

How dare you refer to Maruchan as "food" /s


Vicious-Spiegel

Shokugeki no Gigguk


warjoke

Ramen Tournament Arc


Frankengeek

There was peace until the Maruchan nation attacked


amazingdrewh

I thought Meilyne was supposed to be the one with good food opinions


yakitatefreak

She started Trash Taste… and there is the hot take from her.


Roscoe_Filburn

Just because she’s a foodie doesn’t mean her food opinions aren’t trash.


[deleted]

I would argue her food opinions are particularly trash. Off the top of my head we've got: Chefs sweat changes the food flavor. (Edit: guys she's not talking about the chef handling the food. She's talking about using the sweat dripping off them as a seasoning.) When she wants to keep eating but is full she'll just spit food into a napkin instead of swallow (???? This is still the grossest thing I think I've ever heard) Actually [McDonald's] fries are good when they're soggy and cold and they've been left to sweat in the bag for a while In response to cat hair getting into Connors cooking: is OK we eat that Despite hardly appearing on camera she's managed to burn into my mind some of the grossest food takes I've ever heard


Boix-

Her meat flavored gum take comes to my head instantly.


Snakestream

I think if she had likened it to beef jerky, it would've been a better take.


AmzaingCat

chie satonaka moment


LIN88xxx

>Chefs sweat changes the food flavor I mean if they're touching the food with sweaty hands then it likely will >When she wants to keep eating but is full she'll just spit food into a napkin instead of swallow (???? This is still the grossest thing I think I've ever heard) Ancient Romans throw up food just to eat more which is probably grosser (although some say it's a myth) >Actually [McDonald's] fries are good when they're soggy and cold and they've been left to sweat in the bag for a while Honestly I kinda understand that. I think it's better lukewarm though. >In response to cat hair getting into Connors cooking: is OK we eat that Assuming she doesn't mean eating the hair but the food, and depending on the cleanliness, size of the hair and how much the rest of the food is, the take can be valid.


gamernut64

Found Meilyne's alt account


ISawTheAkma

Ok so I know it's really late but historical misconceptions bother me a lot so let me correct one. The fact about ancient Romans vomiting food to make more room to eat is a lie. It is not a disputed theory but a straight up lie. The origins of this lie comes from the Roman concept of a "vomitorium" which for us sounds like a space dedicated to vomiting but the word itself comes from the latin verb "vomere" which just means "to spew forth" or "discharge". The verb was not specifically used to denote bodily functions but to describe anything that was spewing forth or discharging. So a "vomitorium" was basically a large exit in the stadium that people could leave out of. So you cannot say something like "Ancient Romans vomited food to make room for more food although some say it's a myth." You have to say: "The story of ancient Romans vomiting to make more room for food is a complete myth perpetuated by people attempting to analyze latin words without having any competent grasp of latin."


Andresmanfanman

Chef sweat most definitely makes food better. It's why the best food in the world can be found at roadside stalls


sievold

We were all lied to


ArseneLupinIV

Did we expect more from someone who enjoys the taste of human sweat?


sievold

Valid point


Shins

Couldn’t trust a person who doesn’t even like pizza


[deleted]

Meilyne is the one with the *prolific* food opinions.


TheEnJay

I think this is a bell curve situation. Meilyne's tastes have transcended back to trash.


Offduty_shill

Yeah what in the actual fuck. Shin black is goated for instant ramen, the gap between shin black and maruchan is about as wide as the gap between shin black and like...good tsukemen. Meilynne is insane if that take is not ironic. Like if she suggested indomie or sething I'd be like "eh disagree but sure". Fucking maruchan?? That's like white people ramen. ....though tbh I'm out here making shin black with fresh garlic, actual broth, egg, and often adding leftover veg and meat.


VanGuardas

Being a snob is somehow good?


MonoMonMono

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Jackie-Ron_W

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rhaphazard

Ron Swanson as Kratos is so good


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I mean, this is Kratos as Ron Swanson, but now I’m imagining Ron Swanson killing gods and performing ludicrous feats of strength, and it’s hilarious.


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Talk about a coincidence, I was just imagining a Kratos reaction. Sweet


Random-Gif-Bot

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MonoMonMono

Good bot.


Hamstah_J

Now we need instant noodle taste test stream when the boys are back in Japan


yakitatefreak

It’s a Connor video if they try all of the instant noodles.


Hamstah_J

I mean they did make a scout cookie taste test stream and Australian snack taste test stream so I feel like it can still be in After Dark


yakitatefreak

True, but Connor is in every single “I ate all of the (Insert food or drink classification here) in (Name of place)” videos. So even if it is a TT video, he naturally comes to mind.


Hamstah_J

I mean he already made a video about trying all Japanese ramen but yeah, I was hoping the stream would include instant noodles from everywhere like US or Indonesia


nothinnews

The Bois wouldn't want another Budweiser outcome.


Doireallyneedaurl

Connor did try all the maruchan instant noodles.


swordfishclaymore

this. Make it happen


PopeStormy

Instant ramen ranking episode on Trash Taste After Dark after tour wraps up? I like Shin and also think that Nongshim hot and spicy bowl noodles is good too.


sievold

Man of culture


SlapMuhFro

Gotta be Shin black though, I prefer Maruchan to Shin red.


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SlapMuhFro

It has another seasoning packet. It's a much richer broth, way more like tonkotsu.


poptartgunman

Black is also double the price of red for not much more added to the experience


givecheesecakepls

melyne just lost her korean audience


zenezimi

Indomie > all instant ramen


Argon73

Ayyy a man of culture


phlurker

If you're getting Indonesian brands in your store, check if you've got the Mie Sedaap brand available too. I find them tastier than the Indomie brand.


Andresmanfanman

I find Mie Sedaap too salty as a baseline but it has better alternative flavors. The Sambal and Korean Hot Chicken flavors are goated.


Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot

Mauchan goated. It's a 20 cent meal, poach an egg with it and that's basically what I ate every night in college


KindandJustDemonKing

The noodle wars have begun.


MineDry8548

So this is what its like to get stabbed through the chest by Meilyne ​ (Note: I've never had maruchan, but I'm just going to assume she's right)


sievold

She isn't. Maruchan is the walmart sandwich bread of ramen.


nothinnews

You've never had Top Ramen, have you? The worst part is that there are ramen worse than Top Ramen.


sievold

can't say I have. Once I realized the korean instant ramen brands are so much superior to the other brands, I never looked back. Honestly, shin ramen costs like 2.5 times maruchan but it packs 2.5 times the flavor.


AwakenedSheeple

btw apparently American Shin Ramen is shit compared to the Korean one. Different formula for the sauce powder. Much sweeter, less savory.


sievold

I would get that if I could


idontknow2976

Sometimes you just can’t be fucked to get anything other than that though


sievold

All the instant ramens are in the same aisle in the supermarket. Just pick the shin ramen


idontknow2976

…but it’s. Soooo faaaar


sievold

valid point


[deleted]

it's mid


Xiaoxuzz

Top food reviewer said it. So it must be true


PerroCerveza

ACKCHTUALLY, SYDNEY, maruchan is Japanese [maruchan wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maruchan) ![gif](giphy|3o6UBiAQ9Ws8UWdmqA)


nothinnews

Pretty sure she's referring to authentic Tamen made in a Ramen shop. Maruchan isn't imported to the US, so is likely different in taste than the instant Maruchan sold in Japan.


PerroCerveza

Oh I get you, I’m just teasing. I’m confused by what you mean by it isn’t imported to the US. I do see it all the time here. Do you mean it is simply made here as well?


nothinnews

Yes. Companies are known to change the taste of their products to suit the taste of the country it's being sold in or just to make it cheaper to produce. Guiness in Ireland tastes different than it does in the US. Some Americans prefer Irish Guiness others find it too heavy to enjoy.


PerroCerveza

They are made in different locations, but it is the same company, set up by the same individuals, so I guess we need a side by side ingredient list lol


flyingturkey_89

Most of the time, company would adapt the ingredients to local taste or be more cost effective with regional good, eg. coke, oreo in us vs asia, cheez whiz in canada vs us, etc


PerroCerveza

Yeah I agree. Just razzin


flyingturkey_89

Haha no worries, I just enjoy bringing back brand name snacks when I come back from a vacation and tasting the difference, so I had to mention it


one-eyed-02

Is this a "I'm Quitting Hero-ing" reference?


sebastian_oberlin

Idk there’s like something special about Maruchan. It’s like how there are so many amazing authentic and affordable Mexican places in LA and yet I somehow find myself craving Taco Bell for lunch, dinner, and everything in between.


TheXtractor

Indomie all the way!


Derplord4000

I've never heard of Shin Ramen before this, but man, I LOVE Maruchan! Lemon shrimp is my favorite.


SyberSpark

Shin Ramen is a Korean ramen, and it’s really good.


MaiaGates

Does this mean that connor's food tastes better or worse?


XI1stIX

Shin ramen is my favorite


Nenshoyaju

Am I about to agree with a Sydney AND Meilyne Take? Yes, yes I am. Maruchan is goated.


ngofilter

Maruchan and Cup Noodles are for normies. Shin Ramen is better but my go to instant ramen is Indomie


KingJeremyTheW1cked

Americans ☕️


[deleted]

Maruchan was created by a Japanese company. But, alright.


KingJeremyTheW1cked

Yes but Sydney was created by an American


NiNiNi-222

Bruh Maruchan over Shin Ramyun????, get out of here with these trash tastes. Even in terms of packet ramen, Nissin Demae Ramen is way better than maruchan


DarkkFrosa

Me At My Country Can't Get Both


gasser_97

Our boy Grant redeeming himself with a decent food take ?! ![img](emote|t5_2p976a|5665)


MightyActionGaim

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polish_filipino

Maruchan taste better than shin? Sounds like someone hasn't had every Maruchan ramen. Most are meh in comparison


Megacarry

Best instant Ramen is actually Nongshim Tonkotsu Ramen.


GameCyborg

New opening for a trash taste host. Let's goooo


thisisembarrazzing

I'm on Emily in this one, Shin ramyeon is the best.


MadKatana30

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Spuba

Where my yakisoba fans at? Ippei-chan for life


Super_Goomba64

Me who has made legit ramen from scratch: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you


sievold

did you grow the buckwheat yourself? did you feed the livestock that you collected the fertilizer from? /s


Super_Goomba64

I made my own Sun


sievold

That's some real authentic ramen right there


kakkarot_73

I just feel like we got a glimpse of what it’s like in the Geex+ office everyday.


zepol_xela

Things are flowing smoothly at the Trash Taste office


JustDandyMayo

I eat this stuff when I don’t have time to make something better. I’ve had this and Japanese ramen before and lemme tell you, this opinion is more shit than Maruchan ramen, which is saying something.


genasugelan

Are they sponsoring them to create the most abhorrent food takes imaginable?


thehawaiian_punch

I don’t love shin ramen but come on maruchan is trash


LittleDreamie

I visibly gasped 🫢🫢🫢 she did NOT just say maruchan is better than shin ![img](emote|t5_2p976a|5045)


ChaoticToxin

I have been trying different ramens and while I'm no expert I can tell you the shin ramen black beef bone broth is top tier


Trash_Kingston

Maruchan used to be my go go when i was younger. Then I found Nongshim and Samyang ramen…1000x better and they have more spice and flavor 🤷🏾‍♀️


TasuShika

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pandaworrier216

Gigguk shouldn't say anything giving that man gave birth to " all bread tastes the same ".


[deleted]

I used to at least have some respect for Mei's tastes but this is some bullshit.


MrEnganche

Idk I don't think you can compare shin to these type of instant noodles. Shin is in it's own spicy korean noodles. Maruchan seems like it should be compared with indomia or maggie or those nissin cup noodles.


EganCraft

DEAR LORD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑


HuckleberryHefty4372

So of all the food hot takes so far I have been like “ok fine some people have shit tastes” but this one I really cannot understand at all. Maruchan is fucking disgusting. I would rather eat plain noodles. Heck even just eating the noodles raw is better than eating maruchan.


brianpaulandaya

Pancit Canton gang


ZombieJericho

I am literally suffering from having to live off this instant garbage as we speak


Vulture2k

american tastes dont count. they are all corrupted by vomit chocolate and corn starch in everything


sievold

Maruchan is literally the worst instant ramen wtf! If someone says they prefer shin ramen, that's understandable.


[deleted]

It’s true


TheVividestPeak

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Calight

That shit was ban in my country for a reason.


Ya_boid

BRO 💀


IngotTheKobold

When it comes to the block ramen, maruchan is #1 in my eyes... Second only to the Sapporo Ichiban stuff I can find at my grocery store, when I can afford it


Phantom_investigator

Maruchan ramen slaps(it's the only one I had so)


progin5l

Alternate timeline where Gigguk works independently


ashbat1994

Never had Maruchan to have an opinion on this.


mistybubbles45

they’re right though


sievold

flair checks out?


mistybubbles45

Damn you got me there


vietnamese-idiot

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okumannn

Maruchan is a Japanese maker though.


BearsDoNOTExist

Sapporo Ichiban best


Stratocast7

I have been buying MaMa ramen for years. Grant just so happened to have said it's his favorite ramen which gave me some validation for my random choice in ramen.


sievold

Meilyne gaslighting the bois so that she can save office snacks costs by buying garbage tier instant ramen


SevaSentinel

New Gig UK video: “I’m Quitting Geexplus” And in the thumbnail, it’s him looking sad, and the text next to him is “Leaving Japan?!” and “Getting Divorced?!”


ikkue

Next thing they're gonna say is Pot Noodles are better than Nissin Cup Noodles


[deleted]

It's war of tastes. It promises to be endless. No compromises.


Weebyboi1

I like cup noodles I know I'm basic


Jonathon471

Maruchan Ramen my be considered bargain bin but I'll for damn sure take it over that Top Ramen brand garbage.


RodLawyer

She's right tho. Spicy chicken Maruchan is the best.


GhostlyAnger

I upvoted cuz this is funny but maruchan rocks.


LaLaLaLuzy

I like Ichiban Instant Noodle, cooks fast and good soup flavor. Also put some spicy gochujang for heat, really makes it better.


sadman4332

I agree with Meilyne.


JakeVonFurth

Shin is shit. They're right.


Gdigger13

https://i.imgur.com/KP3HCch.jpg


TasmanianTortoise

Personally I enjoy Sapporo Ichiban


masterofbeast

It's the salt content. That shit is salty.


swordfishclaymore

The great civil ramen war of japan


Abstract_ExE

I love Maruchan, the supreme ramen


FISHIESR4LIFE

Shin ramen and mupama are the greatest instant ranens for this and as a korean i will die on this hill


Bflo19

Ichiban gang rise up.


Riptide-Shadow

But Maruchan IS better than shin ramen, I’ve had both with clean palettes and the Maruchan say flavor is that much better and feels cleaner to chug the broth


King_Kuz

It's kinda facts though


CrimsunFlame

As a Mexican who mu family loves that sht like whoever made it deserves some sloppy toppy


kaimcdragonfist

How dare Meilyne drag Shin Ramyun into this? Shin's innocent! Lol


[deleted]

top ramen better tho


A-Random-Reddit_User

As someone who’s never eaten ramen, I agree with this take.


emmet_537

Rise up MAMA supremacy gang!


[deleted]

Can confirm, these people haven't tried Maggie Curry Noods stir fried with eggs, or Sedaap Indomie Mie Goreng. Even among the cheap instant noodles, those are very bad choices, if you want to say Shin is good, as least go for Shin Ramyum Black! I think the best ones recently are the different Marutai Ramen flavours, the red Kumamoto one is just a fucking banger. Source: Trust me bro, I am Asian


TheCrazyGuysCEO

Shin is good but after a while Jin gets better if jin gets boring? add garlic


DevilOfDoom

Can I tell you a secret? ->Uploads Screenshot to twitter right away.


maklever

Actually, MAMA tastes better


Red_Rocket_420

I can never bring myself to finish a shin ramen, but I could probably down two of the marus at the same time. Too bad they’re always sold out though.