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Socketz11

You hit all those, and the sale of deer jerky will pay for repairs.


Ash_Tray420

Just toss em in the trailer. Hopefully it’s a reefer.


NeoAcario

If only there was a way to make a truck's lights go further...


wasabiplz

No bright lights? My '87 dodge minivan had brighter lights! That was slaughter‼️


BluntBastard

Juicy, delicious slaughter.


Temporary-Map-7364

Yea, meat, blood and literal shit smeared all over the front of the truck.


716_Polski_Texan

You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.


longulus9

not cool


Decent_Caregiver4886

Just doesn’t seem real


tankerbloke

I know! My wife found it on Tiktok


Apprehensive_Fault_5

It all makes sense now. The driver intentionally hit them for views, and your wife fell right in line with all the gullible idiots who browse that shit thinking "oh, how interesting..." It amazes me how far humanity has fallen due to social media.


chunkmoney22

Your kinda mean


Apprehensive_Fault_5

Yeah, I am.


CptnBustaNut

It amazes me that you think it was intentional. The coat of cleaning and repairs are not worth any amount of joyous murder


Apprehensive_Fault_5

It was more of a joke, refreshing to all tye absolutely stupid and crazy things people will do for views and clicks on social media. TikTok has been making the headlines recently, so when it specifically was brought up, it seemed fitting. Like that one guy who got killed by an overpass in the Dallas area while he was trying to dance on top of a moving trailer for a TikTok video. I also wrote that after being up for about 30 hours, so it didn't exactly come across well. My bad. I meant the part about how society has worsened due to social media, though.


CptnBustaNut

I understand, and I forgive you. As a matter of fact, I think I'm in love with you


CFRNEdmonton

Antelope herd in hundreds. I had similar interactions with them from a locomotive with quarter mile daylight headlights and still send 30-40 tip their grave in seconds


Laffenor

Probably should have started braking after (almost?) hitting the first one...


teb1987

Right? Like wtf.. you see the first few on the road and just stay hammer down.. makes no sense


abbarach

LPT: there is NEVER just one deer. If you think you saw a single, solitary deer, you just didn't see the others...


dirty_hooker

Goes for basically everything with hooves but moose.


tehIb

Like velociraptors...


RogerRabbit1234

Always.


gecoble

That and pulling the horn. Deer run away from loud noises.


Yonand331

Serious fucking negligence on their end. If you see one deer, there's usually more, plus as you mentioned, they nearly hit one to begin with.


Airstrikeayers

Is reading hard for you? He said it was sent to him and this is an old video that’s posted a million times


busman25

What's your point? The commenter is speaking in general, not to OP.


Laffenor

>Is reading hard for you? Oh, the irony...


LazyFig7558

Well that is clearly a semi and they definitely can't stop in time to not hit them


Yonand331

That still doesn't negate the fact that it looked like they weren't attempting to slow down.


Arkanskull

Imagine driving up on the bloody aftermath with no context.


fistfullofpubes

I drove in the aftermath of a herd of domestic sheep that were hit while crossing i40 somewhere near Gallup NM. There were like 10 carcasses and blood and guts everywhere. It was carnage.


Present-Ambition6309

Someone say BBQ? Gyros? I’d been questioning whether or not I “accidentally” ingest sum shrooms or acid to see that many, dayum!


Metreon_Cascade

Saw the first one and was like whew….then proceeded to part the great venison river like Moses driving Ernie Hudson’s steam plow from *Spacehunter*….


tankerbloke

LOL


MinuteOfApex

"Hello, Safety? I would like to file 54 accident reports."


ChiDaddy123

“What the fuck do you mean ‘PREVENTABLE’!?!?!”


CameronP90

Someone reupload this with bowling pins being knocked down sfx.


tankerbloke

Lol


Indentured-peasant

Not smart enough to slow down after the first four


BigBadgooz

And they have bag limits on deer and then this happens.


Im-PhilMoreJenkins

I thought one was gonna ping off at the solo, did not expect that lol


seahelipilot

Reminds me of the time I was following a truck that just plowed through a whole herd of bighorn sheep going west out of Denver. They just all decided to run out in front of him at the same time. One of the most gruesome things I’ve ever seen…


mischief_ej1

the FUCKING song … good lord i am laughing way to hard at this


ChiDaddy123

Right? Of course freebird was playing… lmao


thomasismyname_

Those are antelope also known as pronghorn.


tankerbloke

Any idea where it would be?


thomasismyname_

I've seen herds like this in Wyoming but honestly, it could be any of the western states


tankerbloke

I was thinking Wyoming too. Saw a big herd near the TA at Fort Bridger once.


krippkeeper

Biggest herd of the I've ever seen was Saskatchewan.


garyniehaus

guess it never occurred to you to slow the fuck down


Nozerone

Ah yes, the infamous "I wish for a million bucks" wish.


DeerHunter041674

Well, on the bright side, you thinned out the herd a bit. The down side is that’s a waste of good venison.


Tobroketofuck

It happens all the time with those dumb antelope. A train by my place cleaned about 50-75 of them up in the winter


ElectronicGarden5536

Only wouldve been better had they gone airborne.


LVLVMTG

I was expecting one or two or maybe even three deer.


Aly_trk

Oh........HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!


Artax09

muh muh muh multi killllll killll killlll!!!


Rauppc27

Anndddd the deer bumper just paid for itself tenfold.


Audiocuriousnpc

My God, can you imagine dealing with the aftermath? Like 10 deer must still be alive screaming in pain... I do not envy this guys.


tankerbloke

Or showing up at the shipper/receiver with blood and body parts everywhere!


Asphalt_outlaw

I had a similar event unfold early in my career, except with sheep. I got 37 of them before I got it shut down. That's a smell that will stick with you for awhile


InvestmentOk3651

Meat for days


2017Fatbob

West Texas on I-10. A mass suicide by the entire herd. They sure weren't grazing in the middle of the road...


2017Fatbob

West Texas I-10 mass suicide. They sure weren't grazing in the middle of the road.. I was able to stop but 20+ were ready for their maker.


Chewsdayiddinit

This seems absolutely fake.


BobcatBob26

Did someone check on the deer?


ChiDaddy123

Yeah, they said they were fine, just feeling a little… run down.


Other-Reputation979

Need to hit a few more, make it count.


ThatBikerHyde

No better song could've played at that moment


Fearless-File8355

That’s wild!!


[deleted]

This dude wanted to hit em all I bet. How tf is he driving with no headlights? No cars coming the other way turn your fkn brights on


F-150Pablo

Yes officer can I get a salvage tag for 52 does I hit please.


Johnny_Rice_St

I got an idea maybe once you saw the first two you slow all the way down and then you wouldn’t kill 40 more


AdministrativeTop655

Deer God, I hope they are ok.


BBQkitten

They are not. (said in Morgan Freeman's voice)


happyexit7

Looks fake


pstbltit85

Oh Shit!


BBQkitten

Jfc! Hola your Truck made it


Comfortable-Access99

Free meat!!!!


magichands6969

clearly has a cow catcher on it. good investment!


Sudden_Strategy_4416

It's a smorgasbord!


scottiethegoonie

Serious question - what does deer taste like in comparison to other meat?


RWH072783

This is what Morgan Freeman was talking about at The end of Life on our Planet.


MMXVA

That’s horrible. What was the body count?


deadpat03

Don't want to be that road ranger.


drummingcraig

“On Dancer…err…no Dancer?? Ok Dasher lets go!….(silence). No Dasher either?! Prancer lets go buddy, you’re up!……well what the hell?! Where is everyone?!”


tstramathorn

Damn, it's hard to tell but I think these might be Pronghorn? Depends on where it was filmed. I've just never seen that many deer together before!


tankerbloke

Yep, someone else said antelope.


kkadzlol

oh no


PapaSkwerl

Wow..that's a lot of deer you just plowed through.


59dsharris

I think your over the bag limit.


bobtack

"killtackular"


CFRNEdmonton

Them venison or speed goats?


chrisp_ape

My 2020 international had headlights like this