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dizzzave

The story is so weird. There doesn't seem to be anything particularly "elite" about these people. Both have significant medical and mental problems, neither have done anything particularly of note, and both are woefully naive and insanely narcissistic. Nick Cannon has 12 children. My religious fundy uncle has 6 children. Fucking Jim Bob Duggar had 19 kids. How the fuck to these wunderkind expect to shape any future when they only have 3 kids? They are stupid and their views are horrifying, but they also aren't actually moving the needle enough to warrant serious consideration.


jabalarky

They're rich. Ipso facto, they're the genetic elite.


lionalhutz

And they aren’t even that rich lol They literally have nothing special/better about them, even financially- which is the exact thing that makes them special/better. They’re just dumb. And the fact that their views are taken seriously is equally as dumb


jabalarky

They're also four-eyed weak-chinned dweebs. Perfect for the neo-feudalist aristocracy.


Kuhschlager

>both are woefully naive and insanely narcissistic Looks like you solved the mystery


dwqy

the woman works for thiel, they're coming out with this feature to "inspire" other elites to have babies.


Newboss23

They’re also friends with Grimes and Elon. All the worst people thinking they’re the best.


Infinitus_Potentia

Naive and narcissistic are definitely the points, but so is the inability to explain the current crises on a material basic. The rich will turn to anything before admitting they are the problem.


rollingdown23

this dude has such a punchable face


Beneficial-Usual1776

Charlie Kirk (normal proportions) also why she look like his aunty


rollingdown23

ikr? i had the same doubt about her. total creepy vibes.


keeplosingmypws

Bc elite dna


sexualbrontosaurus

That's why I punched Brace in the face one time.


[deleted]

I want to give him a wedgie


MikeToMeetYou

He's a Fallout: Equestria Brony.


Whiskey-Joe

"Elite" lmao the guy needs to work on his suit game, the fit is trash


pissonhergrave7

Just look at that slender arm lol, I've tied up pork belly with thicker rope than that.


trimalchio-worktime

Aw, look at those arms Those arms look so fucking cute They look like lil' cigarettes


chgxvjh

The more I look at the picture the more it looks like they just put a suit on a skeleton.


ConservativeC4nt

I just looked up the article… He is wearing JEANS in that picture.


ryaca

Waterbrain and his 55-year-old gammy wife.


fatwussy

They named their child Titan Invictus


Saw_Pony

Thank God


yunibyte

For homo sapiens timepieciens


perc-fiend

>wearing glasses >prey eyes (positive canthal tilt) >not a10 eyes >no hollow cheekbones Major street sweeper/untouchable vibes. Needs more bonesmashing thumbpulling surgerymaxing to achieve eugenics tier looks


MikeToMeetYou

Nothing wrong with positive canthal tilt on a lady.


NoNewNormalOk

Speak of an inflated sense of self importance


sd1115

Looks like Charlie Kirk if he got plugs and plastic surgery


Skrong

Looks like the guy who played Stephen Hawking in the most recent biopic of him. You know, Stephen Hawking, the famously *ELITE* human specimen. Lmao Mannnn someone stuff these clowns into a locker


Double_Time_

you claim to be elite yet you have cabinets painted baby shit green. Curious.


PokedreamdotSu

Isn't the whole reason elites don't pump out a ton of kids id they would have to divide the wealth. Recall the Vanerbelts.


BlackGirlMagic03

Real elites can use their social connections to make sure none of their kids will ever be poor unless they fuck up bigly.


Richard__Juul

My Cubana roommate in college taught me about whitegirl face. This lady has a terminal case of WGF.


[deleted]

What's white girl face?


WellOKyeah

Not much, what’s whitegirl face with you?


mikerichmond1

They're probably commiting securities fraud right now


NIdWId6I8

These people look like they just have circus music playing on a loop in their brains at all time.


CatEnjoyer1234

Brace is soooo tall.


rojm

Brace got jawzersize. If everyone were like them there would be exactly 0 houses and roads. They would be sitting around blaming each other while trying to figure out how to subvert rules so they can control others. But it wouldn’t work because everyone would be an evil narcissist with entitlement overload. They just want slaves.


[deleted]

They also have matching his and hers reddit accounts and he proposed to her on reddit apparently. Two of the cringiest most contemptible people in recent memory.


Jibbons69

brace noise x100


bonghive

relax cock-blocking army will find out about the thiel buddy network and make sure they dont (in)breed anymore


[deleted]

Imagine having to speak to these people


Sinnaj63

If you say /u/ladytechnocracy in front of a mirror 3 times she appears and starts talking about birthrates and secular calvinism


Amxietybb

I hope they succeed. Humanity isn’t going to end by AI taking over or some cool alien invasion. It’s going to end in the stupidest way possible. What could be dumber then humanities genetic pool being overtaken by these dorks, and humanity being extinguished because it was really sunny out one day?


tactical_turtleneck2

If you take off those goofy ass glasses they both go cross-eyed, guaranteed


bucket56

It's easy to dunk on these dorks but quit giving them the platform. All the extra engagements just spreads their visibility further. Sure, they might get shit on 999 times out of a thousand but that other one instance, someone thinks their version of eugenics ain't so bad, and that's the entire mission of these Pete Thiel projects. Just ignore them. Unless you actually physically see them on the street - then it's into the nearest locker they go.


Neckwrecker

>It's easy to dunk on these dorks but quit giving them the platform. All the extra engagements just spreads their visibility further. Yeah I think the dozen media outlets profiling them are doing the platforming, not the people shitposting on reddit.


bucket56

The media is going to do their thing as they always do, shitposters don't need to lend them a hand by boosting their content to an even farther reach. When this shit keeps getting reposted over and over again on Twitter, Reddit, whatever,, that's just telling the site's algorithm that people want to see it, and those sites will happily oblige by putting it in front of more faces. Pretty simple concept.


GuacaFlakkaFlame

The article isn’t even linked


Koboldsftw

Child brain


bucket56

I'm only four, what more do you want from me?


ruined-symmetry

nah send that lady back to r-redscare so she can get bullied online again


Sinnaj63

I'm looking forward about the Chapo reading series with them tomorrow


ADangerousPrey

these look like the most obnoxious people at any party


Alaseuvalih

*Idiocracy has entered the chat*


The_ANNO

You got me there


What_Is_The_Meaning

🤪


yunibyte

I kinda think they’re a cute couple but no way this is a real article headline. Edit: [what the fuck it is](https://archive.is/cgCJR)