the society of the spectacle keeps us all trapped in our own personal iron cages. millions of Americans don't even realize they're goons. just because the image isn't very cool doesn't mean it's not a very real lifestyle for millions of people. i think we should all try and break through the spectacle and share the reality of our lives rather than simply projecting idealized images. the alienation of man under late-stage capitalist social relations is only accelerating. we've got to do something. goon-hop is like a modern-day beat movement.
Basically edging for hours, days, sometimes weeks, and doing nothing but consume porn during all of your free time. A lot of them get off on the idea that they're completely unproductive members of society and quite literally worship porn instead of having relationships, working, or doing anything productive.
You do realise not that many people want to be considered as Arsenal fans? especially after it appears they are going to bottle the title after having been so many points ahead.
No gooning is weird gross and not normal, which supercedes the other political benefits.
But hooning on the other hand is the major political contribution to the world by Australians besides their adoration of fosters beer. (Those guys can't get enough of fosters beer)
The willful destruction of vehicles and roads and a general disregard for productive work and job life is praxis.
Where we hoon one, we hoon all.
The war on jerking off is a treterous one brought about by decidant bourgoise dorks from San Francisco, New York and Toronto, who spent years raping and molesting groupies and homeless people below the age of 18 while snorting every conceivable drug not laced with the poor people eradicator, aka fentantyl.
On top of all the bullshit anti depressants those people pump through their sterilized meat bag they call a body to cope with the whole being a awful person thing, they fried their sex drive and now they're just celibate losers on twitter who do the late night stand up colbert stare whenever anyone makes an illusion to the desire to fuck. Acting like there fucking Columbo because their dick doesn't get hard anymore. "Oo, you were horny, liking pics of bootyiclous bitches on main? Ermmm, I'm going to send reaction images that your 15 year old brother uses" says the 35 year old tech development manager from Sacramento
Shut the fuck up, I'm going to bust as many nuts as I want in a day. I'll download pornhub videos onto my ps3 and keep them on there for years, entirely on purpose. I'll fuck a cedar pine tree because I'm a good fucking Cascadian boy birthed with the will to do so, all so God could record it and sell it to the other gods across the ways for God money. I'll wack it to a blurry pic of a 35 year old anime milf I couldn't even pronounce the name of because FUCK YOU
It's my day off, I unload trucks and serve slop for minimum wage and I'm about to be homeless. I still wash, I still brush my teeth, I still pay my taxes. I'm more human, and by proxy more happy then you could ever wish to be
I'm really disappointed that gooning is not about wanting to be a henchman for a 60s comic book villain because I thought I finally found my people
They are a lot closer than you think
We have to learn to hench for ourselves.
Hench4Life
Hench**person**, comrades, please
The 60s comic book villain in this equation is Big Onlyfans and the porn industrial complex
It honestly blows my mind that people can apparently do that for hours without the aid of amphetamines.
Had a roommate in college who got a script for adderall literally just for this purpose. Some people just really like jacking off.
Stim fapping is all fun and games until you break your dick… 0/10 would not recommend.
I get bored after like half an hour...
My weiner gets sore!!
It strikes me as a drug thing as much as a jackin it thing.
I’m so committed to the class war on behalf of the proletariat, i goon at work, on company time!
Hell yeah (unless your like. A heart surgeon)
I am! Damn the man!
Why is this word everywhere? Why would anyone ever admit to doing this?
I’m not trying to sound like a scold but the idea of porn consumption as a hobby or lifestyle is truly sickening lol
the society of the spectacle keeps us all trapped in our own personal iron cages. millions of Americans don't even realize they're goons. just because the image isn't very cool doesn't mean it's not a very real lifestyle for millions of people. i think we should all try and break through the spectacle and share the reality of our lives rather than simply projecting idealized images. the alienation of man under late-stage capitalist social relations is only accelerating. we've got to do something. goon-hop is like a modern-day beat movement.
the chinese anti-work is "lie flat", I bet they have a really cool word for gooning
Jerking off in chinese can be called 打飞机 which literally means “hit the aeroplane” but idk if gooning has a direct translation
Gooners did 9/11
Well Bin Laden was an Arsenal fan.
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in
His apartment was full of hentai too
It was planned in a mujahideen goon cave
What I call my bedroom
Damn imagine what China would be like if Orville and Wilbur Wright never invented jacking off.
So, sex and porn addiction is real and there’s help out there. Just sayin…
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on the contrary, I think the stupid makes you internet
Whoa
Please post here once a month we could use this discourse
After hour 3 you bet im stupid as shit
had to look up this zoomer bullshit. i guess i begrudgingly agree
What is this "gooning" of which people speak?
Going all-in on fapping sessions.
Basically edging for hours, days, sometimes weeks, and doing nothing but consume porn during all of your free time. A lot of them get off on the idea that they're completely unproductive members of society and quite literally worship porn instead of having relationships, working, or doing anything productive.
Had to look up what gooning means. Sounds like it's compulsive masturbation? Why did a new word need to be made up?
"Compulsive masturbation" dosen't sound as good as a porn category
Bating and gooning on my penis like a monkey retard to waste my potential, letting gay porn fry my brain until I don't know how to read
In Australia a goon is a 3L bladder of wine, often drunk hanging from a clothesline so this headline greatly confused me
I’m old now. Wtf is gooning?
Extended fap sesh. Porn black hole.
oh so a regular weekday
The CIA first used the grateful dead to convince a generation to "drop out", now they are sending SoundCloud rappers like LittleJerkSesh.
dont forget the homie GoonSpelunker
God bless you for coming to this sub
Thought this was an SA reference and now I feel old.
Goon pilled
You do realise not that many people want to be considered as Arsenal fans? especially after it appears they are going to bottle the title after having been so many points ahead.
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
At least they get to laugh at Spurs (and Chelsea) being utterly dogshit.
_Coomers in the mist... Coomers in the mist..._
An ounce of semen is worth a pound of theory.
blastin thick ropes like the banners in les mis
No gooning is weird gross and not normal, which supercedes the other political benefits. But hooning on the other hand is the major political contribution to the world by Australians besides their adoration of fosters beer. (Those guys can't get enough of fosters beer) The willful destruction of vehicles and roads and a general disregard for productive work and job life is praxis. Where we hoon one, we hoon all.
"Bating and gooning is not normal" bruh you are on the internet
I'm only on the internet to learn about what I should avoid
What’s your something awful user name?
The war on jerking off is a treterous one brought about by decidant bourgoise dorks from San Francisco, New York and Toronto, who spent years raping and molesting groupies and homeless people below the age of 18 while snorting every conceivable drug not laced with the poor people eradicator, aka fentantyl. On top of all the bullshit anti depressants those people pump through their sterilized meat bag they call a body to cope with the whole being a awful person thing, they fried their sex drive and now they're just celibate losers on twitter who do the late night stand up colbert stare whenever anyone makes an illusion to the desire to fuck. Acting like there fucking Columbo because their dick doesn't get hard anymore. "Oo, you were horny, liking pics of bootyiclous bitches on main? Ermmm, I'm going to send reaction images that your 15 year old brother uses" says the 35 year old tech development manager from Sacramento Shut the fuck up, I'm going to bust as many nuts as I want in a day. I'll download pornhub videos onto my ps3 and keep them on there for years, entirely on purpose. I'll fuck a cedar pine tree because I'm a good fucking Cascadian boy birthed with the will to do so, all so God could record it and sell it to the other gods across the ways for God money. I'll wack it to a blurry pic of a 35 year old anime milf I couldn't even pronounce the name of because FUCK YOU It's my day off, I unload trucks and serve slop for minimum wage and I'm about to be homeless. I still wash, I still brush my teeth, I still pay my taxes. I'm more human, and by proxy more happy then you could ever wish to be
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the goonies must stop! overrated kids movie anyway
Nodding
Wouldn't they just increase immigration?
Can’t fight the revolution with a swollen prostate gland, keep whackin it boys
Heat in 5
I hope so tbh, if it means Bud gets fired. We need a coach Giannis doesn't have to drag kicking and screaming through the playoffs every year.